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TODAY Ernst 22.06.25 17:14:07 No.24589 [Reply]

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Summer has arrived edition
Old >>24016

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Ernst 13.07.25 00:09:50 No.24851

Work week over. Start another one tomorrow. At least my overtime is tax free now.

Ernst 13.07.25 05:14:05 No.24853 KONTRA

>>24851
> Getting paid overtime
I wish I had such a cushy job.

Ernst 13.07.25 11:19:30 No.24855

>>24853
I once made the mistake of letting a job put me on salary. The compensation was roughly ~45 hours of straight time, but I was putting in 55. Bascally a pay cut. Won't do that again.

Ernst 14.07.25 19:52:02 No.24867

I don't like being french now

Ernst 14.07.25 14:48:13 No.24862 [Reply]

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What’s big black and hairy?
Wrong answers only.

Ernst 14.07.25 15:34:37 No.24863

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>Wrong answers only.
Can't do, I'm too serious. A gorilla?

Ernst 14.07.25 18:06:24 No.24865

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Oy vhey woz ayhn shnobel!

MUSIC Ernst 30.04.25 20:50:09 No.23915 [Reply]

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because ye olde threda is on systemcontra

Is Brigitte Engerer's recording the best recording of the nocturnes ever made or do I think that because I'm a fucking casual? I couldn't even say why I like this more than others. (I'm a fucking casual, remember.)

Totally unrelated: They played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jS6cWFnY8E on Sveriges Radio P2. It made Pachelbel's canon intersting again after listening to it a few too many times.

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Ernst 08.07.25 12:18:31 No.24774 KONTRA

>>24738
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Ernst 14.07.25 00:31:48 No.24859

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Hear a song for the first time while driving. Just catch the tail end. What was that?
Radio DJ: That was Hot Stuff by Blue October.
Thank you, DJ man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S4CBB1d8gA

Ernst 14.07.25 09:11:06 No.24861

>>24774
Next you fall for 2girls1cup?

Ernst 14.07.25 19:51:29 No.24866 KONTRA

>>24861
How can you "fall" for something you have to actively look for?
Dumb fucking newfag

Browser thread Ernst 23.12.24 09:40:58 No.21401 [Reply]

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Hello Ernst

I'm tired of being googlecucked.

Recommend me something actually good. I know that anything at this point will be better than chrome, still, what Ernst is using right now?

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Ernst 23.12.24 17:45:57 No.21422 KONTRA

FF and on my smartphone I use the Kiwi Browser.

Ernst 04.01.25 13:47:23 No.21660

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FF + user.json
OG: https://github.com/pyllyukko/user.js/
prolly successor: https://github.com/yokoffing/BetterFox
not too much into that, since i use
or use an FF-clone, which does all the stuff already, e.g.:
https://librewolf.net/

FF is, imho, still best browser, but it suxx in standard. mozilla took too much $CASH$ and now is bound to suck in exchange for $CASH$ (e.g. standard search-engine setting)

>>21422
> Kiwi
does it have a functioning ad-blocker?
i use brave since a while on mobile; don't surf much on mobile, but the current form of internet is unbrowse-able without a functioning ad-blocker. i fucking hate all the web-applets - which are basically a chromium without ad-blocker - flooding the market-place/app-store/whatev. kewl, you force me to see ads without giving me any benefit… great!/s

Ernst 05.01.25 05:54:58 No.21671

> use shitfox, which is derelict crap, but muh pronouns, zero market share, got to up compensation for CEO, because wokeness up to 11
> Use this chrome-skin instead of that chrome-skin
Thread summed up

Ernst 14.07.25 00:43:03 No.24860

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Edge will not stop crashing. Alright. Only one thing to do now.

Done.

Videogames Ernst 17.07.24 11:08:49 No.18298 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old thread Systemkontra'd >>4573

Insert coin to play post.

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Ernst 07.07.25 21:10:56 No.24760 KONTRA

>>24759
>hurr durr I played a gacha and it's a gacha
>abloobloo look at me I have friends I can play games with
Man, just enjoy your youth while you can. When you're over 30 you will look back and think "where did time go"?

Ernst 11.07.25 17:32:41 No.24840

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Vintage Story 101, finally back to important business!

Moved in, drafted some ideas and finally came around to built a new farm.
A fool- and escape-proof enclosure should be next.
The small island in the middle serves a peach tree and will get greenhoused before Winter.

Intrigued by how the EU will handle SKG now that they made it with some fat on the bone.

Ernst 12.07.25 05:25:34 No.24843 KONTRA

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First some windmills, then a double bronze helve hammer setup and we are finally ready for some industrialization!

Copper plates and iron ingots a plenty!
Then it should be easier to light up large areas.

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Operating heavy power tools batshit drunk on berry wine to improve the workshop with iron, just as the machine god commands.

The peach tree finally rooted from a cutting and the farm welcomes 3 new turklings.

Post Polandballs Ernst 08.07.25 00:55:37 No.24763 [Reply]

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>image board has balls on it
Yay balls, I think I’m going to like it here.

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Ernst 12.07.25 18:06:10 No.24847

>>24834
You’re making my mouth water thinking about ball sacks and penis.
Will you like to wear skirts with me?

Ernst 12.07.25 19:58:09 No.24848 KONTRA

Can the resident bumdrillers please leave and use one of the countless dating apps targeted at disgusting homos?

Ernst 12.07.25 21:47:51 No.24849

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>>24848
>his mouth doesn't water when thinking about balls

Ernst 13.07.25 17:00:24 No.24857

>>24849
Weird! Does he even like balls?

Aphorisms Ernst 15.04.23 17:07:22 No.2352 [Reply]

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This is a thread for aphorisms.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "Aphorism" as follows:

1: a concise statement of a principle
2: a terse formulation of a truth or sentiment : ADAGE
3: an ingeniously terse style of expression : aphoristic language

Please adhere to this form and try to stay under 30 words.

Examples:

>The purpose of aphorisms is to keep fools who have memorised them from having nothing to say
Isaac Asimov
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Ernst 28.01.25 03:28:12 No.22085 KONTRA

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>>2353
>32 words
But only 22 distinct words.

Ernst 13.07.25 00:10:43 No.24852

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> What happened to «tits or gtfo»?
chicks with dicks.

Ernst 13.07.25 14:47:19 No.24856

Life is like a box of chocolates; a clumsy gift, quickly exhausted.

Ernst 14.07.25 17:22:48 No.24864 KONTRA

>>24856
>clumsy gift
Speak for yourself, philistine

t. prefers fair trade chocolate over cologne or similar any day

News and politics thread Ernst 09.02.25 11:17:05 No.22301 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Spirit Cooking Edward Snowden PRISM USAID Genocide in Gaza Bohemian Grove Cremation of care Murder of Seth Rich Operation Northwoods Dancing Israelis 4th Psychological Operations Group Pfizer vaccine side effects myocardite Jeffrey Epstein's list

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Ernst 11.07.25 18:43:44 No.24841

>>24837
Where did you get that picture of me?

Ernst 11.07.25 22:27:21 No.24842

>>24837
>Pic

A male's final form

Ernst 12.07.25 09:08:59 No.24844

>>24842
>Male --> Mole
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Ernst 12.07.25 17:15:59 No.24846

>>24832
The article says it was only 1.5m. Guess they can't have the decimal dot in the url.

Radio Thread or: Where the Album Stream is announced Ernst 08.03.25 16:01:10 No.22761 [Reply]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. Reachable at: radio.ernstchan.top

You can stream music or movies yourself. Here's how to https://ernstchan.top/howto.html

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Ernst 02.07.25 16:45:55 No.24692

Currently building an ice cold playlist against the heat.
Tune in at 7 pm (in 15 minutes).

Ernst 05.07.25 15:17:42 No.24739

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Since there will be no album stream by KidCharlemagne today (the Ketzerfetzer was shocked to see that, we hope it's not serious), there will be a substitute stream by the Ketzerfetzer at 1800 MEST. For want of a proper poll (and voting time) I have decided to simply play Variety by Mariya Takeuchi. Japanese city pop. Dreamy.

As usual there will be a bit other music in the beginning and the main programme will begin at around 1815. No pre-stream, I am afraid. But there will be a short after-stream until about 1930.

Ernst 10.07.25 18:18:01 No.24830

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Yep. That time again, you know the drill.

The Weekly Album Stream Ernst 12.07.25 15:36:06 No.24845

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This weeks winner is "Turbonegro - Party Animals"
Good Album.

New to the poll:

Ugly Kid Joe - America's Least Wanted (1992)

Hard rock and alternative rock from one of those "What's the name of that band again... you know, the ones who made that song XYZ that everyone in the world knows."

Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2OUJEdx3g
Good Album

Nick Cave - The Boatman's Call (1997)

Nick Cave, the post-punk, alt-rock, goth version of Tom Waits, I'd say. But only if you agree with me, otherwise I won't say that.
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Faculty of Theoretical and Applied Womanology Ernst 27.01.25 23:22:02 No.22079 [Reply]

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