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 No.20700 [Reply]

Halal edition

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>>19961
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 No.20707

>>20703
He's going to become jihadist and fight American Empire.

 No.20708 KONTRA

>>20707
Portuball is a man of the state. He would 'opportunistically' take down any opposition to the democratic state without batting an eye.

 No.20710

Speaking of Islam.
Would you like to have more than one wife? Or some other type of polygamous relationships?

 No.20711 KONTRA

I woke up very late. Apparently I fiddled with the alarm clock last night until I left it unset so I woke up well rested from a dream.

I finished my second presentation and had lunch and a coffee. Lifted some weights.
I was half an hour late to class again.

Went to the library afterwards. Fiddled some more with my presentations until I realised I didn't actually need the second one for this week. I read a study I needed to comment on and then I read the second one I had to comment on and I made up some bullshit comments.
If I have to read one more "study" about “Breaking narratives” ”Examining“ “Reassessing” “Shifting perceptions” I'm going to go fucking postal.

Went to class and held one of my presentations. It went well I guess. I wasn't really invested in this.

Also spent some time reading modern Chinese stuff.


>>20702
Intel Slava Z
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 No.18732 [Reply]

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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

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 No.20545

>>20544
It's easy. Just keep in mind that 100°F is the body temperature of a healthy man, and 0°F is the Temperature of a specific mixture of water, ice and ammonium-chloride. You know, constants (as if) that can be reliably reproduced (as if).

 No.20551

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>>20545
It's all very scientific.

 No.20692

Went for a run. Weather was nice, and after the last time out was cut short due to my lung's betrayal, I wanted to get a solid 5k under my belt. Likely my last for a while. I'm working 9 out of the next 10 days, and snow is expected by Thanksgiving.

 No.20699

Failed a squat for the first time today. It was more boring than I expected, not like failing a bench press. I just paused too long at the bottom, realized I'm not getting back up again and put the bar on the safeties.
Got some new PRs for squat: 8x105kg and deadlift: 5x142.5kg



 No.18242 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Worst thread in EC II
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 No.20689

>>20688
Bet it's all those white bio-German alman-guys named Sascha and Johannes who go after gays and jews.

 No.20695

>>20689
They do. Aren't you hating gays and jews as well?

 No.20698

>>20695
Look at the pedophile incestuous pervert Serge Gainsbourg, and tell me you don't hate him. Or the arrogant whoremongerer Pablo Pinkel, alias Michele Friedmann. Or the liar and professional victim Gil Ofarim.

Or Don Alfonso, alias Rainer Meyer. I bet you just love Don Alfonso. And yes, he is an obvious Jew. Last name, those fleshy eylids, the lips, the dark skin. I just can tell when I see one of them. I see it in their looks, how they move, I also can smell it...

All of these trustworthy, likeable individuals...

 No.20701 KONTRA

>>20698
A simple yes would have been enough. Schizos use more words than humanities students to answer a simple question.



 No.19961 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.20691

>>20690
Ha! Now you have outed yourself as a phony.
Everybody knows that you get a ZVAB only from a DEKRA/TÜV training.
I bet you don't even procrastinate.

 No.20693 KONTRA

I was given a beautiful copy of the Al-Quran in recognition for my efforts in calligraphy. The Chinese never gave me anything. Time to come to water and be relax.

 No.20694

>>20691
I admit it, I am a mere hobbyist. And I stopped practicing. I just can't find the time for procrastination anymore.

 No.20696

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>>20693
Mashallah brother
I just can't find my mohammed(pbuh) spurdo anymore



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thread
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 No.20506

>>20498
lol Yi swear you are like fifty years old

 No.20512

Saw this on a mobile game add. It's catchy.

https://youtu.be/NxqN6J2a6jk

I'd say it's a pretty lucky find.

 No.20514 KONTRA


 No.20598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEG7b851Ric
Sabrina Carpenter is doing something for me

>1,5m

>thick
>funny

I deserve a Sabrina Carpenter gf.



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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.

 No.20554

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>The 5th Element
A true cinéaste might shun it because it's silly, loud, quippy and things are constantly zooming and whoosing and exploding.
I like it simply because it's fun. In fact, Luc Besson himself said he wanted a future that is "fun".
Sure, a horrible, cosmic evil of unspeakable shapes is threatening the very fabric of life, but we get a great villain (fun fact: Gary Oldman only took the role because he felt indebted to Besson), Milla Jovovich is
>as, I said, perfect
and even the supporting cast is great. And it's extremely quotable.

 No.20555 KONTRA

>>20554
coomer movie review.



 No.12871 [Reply]

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Burning our brain cells, destroying our attention span.
YouTube shorts are welcome as well
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 No.20247 [Reply]

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How does Ernst think about Imageboards these days?
Are there any good boards left other than Ernstchan?

I used to browse various boards back in the good ol' days but they're all shit or dead now.

The only other board I look into every once in a while is lolcow.farm because watching a bunch of middle aged women shit talk Internet people and celebrities is funny to me.

What else is there?
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 No.20357

>>20352
How stupid cranola eating green party voters are.

> I bought this from somewhere else, this means it is better because it is not from China and did not make anyone richer

Is this what you really think you legit green homo?

Why do you even care about some Chinamen? You are so gay and stupid. I can tell that you are a total loser. You know that everyone hates you and laughs about dumb idiots like you who think they are better than anyone else.

Even women laugh about you because you are so pathetic.(Banned. t. Mod Bannalena)

 No.20361

>>20347
This theory is empirically supported by a relative's Amazon "shop" that basically works like this: buy cheap elsewhere sometimes that means buying something on Amazon Italy or some smaller online shop, sell high on Amazon Germany where people want to use prime to get their shit fast and want to spend energy on looking shit up.

Amazon is for brainless retards indeed.

t. does not have Amazon

 No.20526

>>20361
How does one "have" amazon?

 No.20527




 No.19 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. The server stays the same, but is now reachable at:

radio.ernstchan.top

It is recommended to switch to this address for both listening and streaming, though the old xyz-domain is still supported from our side. But given what happened on the old chan we can't guarantee that the xyz-address will be kept available for us. Also all technical/festival announcements by radio staff will be made here from now on.

Everything else stays the same: The public stream can be used by everyone (see pic 4 for details), but if you stream regularly, an own account is recommended, write a mail to ernstiwan at protonmail.ch to get one. Include your desired user name and ideally (though optional) an avatar picture for the radio stats page. Reliable and production proven streaming software is butt: https://sourceforge.net/projects/butt/ (lightweight and easy to use, but lacks some features like updating artist/title) and mixxx: https://mixxx.org/ (can do it all, but setup is more complicated).

Also please remember that the radio recently switched from port 8000 to Port 80 (no SSL/TLS) and 443 (SSL/TLS mandatory).
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 No.20428

>>20427
I wonder what happened to the Christenklatscher.
It's just not as fun being a Ketzerfetzer when there's nobody to fetz.

 No.20431

>>20428
It's like being Sherlock Holmes without Moriarty. Or Batman without the Joker. Or Coca Cola without Pepsi.

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>>20431
Or Maggie without that baby with the one eyebrow.

 No.20507

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This weeks winner is "Natural Child - Okey Dokey"
Good album. A bit more "trippy" than most of the band's other stuff.

New to the poll

Shilpa Ray - Last Year's Savage

We just had an album with her. It was a good album.
A bit of nice pop rock with a strong voice.

Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfCC7QTn6Bw
Good album

Gogol Bordello - Super Taranta!

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 No.821 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.
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 No.20486

>>20485
Why can't you just give an answer? Why be passively aggressive? What did I do wrong by asking a question?
It has been a couple of years since I watched the Sopranos and I do seriously not remember any rape happening.
The worst thing other than what I described above, was when Meadow had that guy putting his finger into her face. And Tony curbstumped him for that.

 No.20493 KONTRA

>>20486
Like you didn't actively provoke that answer by insinuating that your preferred definition of rape is dude-bro-like narrow. You are an ebin shitlord.

 No.20494

>>20493
>your preferred definition of rape
Okay. So by what definition does the Sopranos have rape?
Give me an example then.

 No.20501


>>20494
Not him but i think at some point that female doctor was raped



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