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Today Ernst 07.05.25 20:40:36 No.24016 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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If nobody is gonna do it, I AM gonna do it!

>>23236

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Ernst 18.06.25 20:57:24 No.24524 KONTRA

Gf is leaving for a few days. Slightly guilty I'm excited for it. I missed whacking off.

Ernst 18.06.25 21:48:46 No.24525 KONTRA

Das leckerste Würstli der Stadt gibst am Berner Suter Ring

Ernst 19.06.25 00:41:59 No.24529

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>>24519
>how do you feel your education stands compared to people who went to school?
It was terrible. Since I didn't have a high school diploma or GED, I needed placement tests to assess my knowledge prior to attending college. Had to teach myself decimals and fractions in the weeks beforehand. Needed remedial algebra but scored well in reading and comprehension. Still have gaps in my knowledge of history.

>How was it not having actual classmates?
I liked it, but to be honest it wasn't good for my social development. I'm a natural introvert and only branch out when pushed.

>Was homeschooling one reason why you are lurking imageboards?
Definitely.

>>24523
Do it!

Ernst 19.06.25 05:30:28 No.24532

>>24529
>Had to teach myself decimals and fractions in the weeks beforehand.
Your mother homeschooled you until you were like what? 17 or 18? And it did not occur to her that it might be a good idea to teach you sixth grade math?

It's infuriating how much American education sucks, but Germany might be even worse. Diversity is strength, must give degrees to illiterate 'disadvantaged' children, must augment each and every curriculum with 'gender lectures'. Suggestion for a chapter in a textbook if anyone is reading along: 'gender in higher order logic or how sexist smelly CS-nerd shitlords named a proof assistant "isabelle" in the eighties.').

Radio Thread or: Where the Album Stream is announced Ernst 08.03.25 16:01:10 No.22761 [Reply]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. Reachable at: radio.ernstchan.top

You can stream music or movies yourself. Here's how to https://ernstchan.top/howto.html

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Ernst 18.06.25 18:58:43 No.24522

Main programme commences in a few moments

Ernst 19.06.25 00:29:24 No.24527

>>24521
What holiday? Don't make me google it.

Ernst 19.06.25 00:38:34 No.24528

>>24527
Corpus Christi.
We celebrate our Lord and Savior here.

Ernst 19.06.25 00:49:01 No.24530

>>24528
Thank you.
To repay, I leave you with this: Tomorrow is Juneteenth in the US. Commemorating the end of slavery.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneteenth

News and politics thread Ernst 09.02.25 11:17:05 No.22301 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Spirit Cooking Edward Snowden PRISM USAID Genocide in Gaza Bohemian Grove Cremation of care Murder of Seth Rich Operation Northwoods Dancing Israelis 4th Psychological Operations Group Pfizer vaccine side effects myocardite Jeffrey Epstein's list

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Ernst 15.06.25 01:40:42 No.24502

The Jews have decided that the genocide in Gaza wasn't sufficient to show the world how evil they truly are, so they decided they would also need to start a war against Iran. But if anyone anywhere dares to say anything about any new, they will cry 'antisemitism' and murder them.
They not only want to murder people, they demand subservience from their victims and from standers-by.

The USA support this evil satanic regime that murders by the million. Then the Jews and Americans wonder why Muslims hate them and how there can be houthi rebels trying to destroy the corrupt West.

>>24497
It's a weak-ass shite country. The West is done, it just doesn't know it yet. Collapse of the Western world is immanent.

Ernst 15.06.25 06:34:55 No.24503

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In 2021, German government media explained to us that COVID did not come from a lab, it was a thoroughly debunked conspiracy theory. They had 'fact-checked' it!

Now, we can be practically certain that it came from the lab in wuhan, the merkel-government did not tell us the truth.

Never forget: when government media labels something as a 'conspiracy-theory', or a 'conspiracy-myth', or a 'conspiracy-narrative', it is in fact, true. When they 'fact-check' something, it is particularly important to them and they are begging you to believe there lies.

The funniest part: all the sheeple genuinely do not remember that they believed the government media in 2020. To them, Oceania always has been at war with Eurasia, and Oceania always has been allied with East-Asia. They all practice double think, and they genuinely do not realize that their opinion and public opinion has changed 180° degree. They do not even realize that their opinions are just what they saw on government TV.

This is how stupid and unthinking the sheeple are.

PS: of course, the vaxx is not an experimental gene therapy! It doesn't make you infertile or give you superaids! That has been debunked! Just check the government media!

Ernst 15.06.25 06:40:07 No.24504

'No kings'-protests are just some washed up virtue-signaling old boomer women and a few disgusting horny boomer men. Yet, the left pretend it's some mass movement.

lol. Leftists are so pathetic. I hope they will all be jailed or shot for being insurrectionists.

Ernst 15.06.25 19:54:37 No.24506

>>24503
>the merkel-government did not tell us the truth.

no way? Color me surprised. I gave up on mainstream media and "our goverment" lonk time ago. at least after 2015

>>24504
I did not even notice this shit, had to look it up, after your post.

Exercise / Fitness / Weight Loss Ernst 30.07.24 15:38:05 No.18732 [Reply]

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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

Previous: >>2356

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Ernst 04.06.25 09:33:19 No.24399

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>>24388
>Neutral-grip have always been my favorite. More engagement of the bicep so I can hit 10.
Yeah, it's the same for me, although I don't understand it, because in theory the bicep is a weak muscle, while the back musculature, which is more involved with wide grip, should be able to provide more pull. But it seems to be the same for everyone: Narrow/neutral grip allows more reps than wide grip.

Ernst 04.06.25 09:55:10 No.24400

>>24399
Bicep has better leverage, more muscles overall are involved (as shown in your pictures), most people's lats are very underdeveloped.

Ernst 14.06.25 12:45:28 No.24491

At 82kg, I've never been this light for a year and a half.
I've just been skipping breakfast, avoiding carb and walking a lot so far. I'd like to go down to around 75kg.

Ernst 14.06.25 14:36:34 No.24492

>>24491
Nice.
>avoiding carb
Works fine for me, too. It's not even necessary to cut them too strictly, I just got rid of excessive sugar consumption, especially sugar in my drinks, and I try to avoid carbs before I go to bed. Add in regular movement, problems weren't.

Cinema and TV threda Ernst 14.11.24 14:49:20 No.20553 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.

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Ernst 12.06.25 20:48:47 No.24477 KONTRA

Please remember that threads on specific topics on /int/ aren't for shitposting. There were no further bans issued, but as for now, please contain shitposting in the today or politics thread. Thank you.

Ernst 12.06.25 21:38:41 No.24478

>>24473
>La grande bellezza
>Swiss likes it

Of course he does! It's made for coming of age people

Ernst 13.06.25 08:18:17 No.24482

>>24478
Shit it’s true… I didn’t even notice the movie was also targeted at my age bracket

Ernst 13.06.25 16:07:47 No.24486

>>24482
Not sure if it is your age bracket but it heavily reminded me of a novel a guy would enjoy reading in his early or mid twenties.

Ernstchan /int/ Germanistikfaden Ernst 19.05.24 11:34:37 No.16566 [Reply]

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Willkommen!

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Ernst 06.06.25 17:32:49 No.24431

>>24430
I like his photo, matches the description perfectly. "German professor looking at Czech skull".

Ernst 06.06.25 18:42:06 No.24432

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>>24431
GIB MIR TSCHECHENSCHÄDEL!

Ernst 08.06.25 00:53:26 No.24442

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>>24432
Mfw (Mommsens face when) Tschechenschädel.

Ernst 11.06.25 22:19:24 No.24463

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*ominous seagull cries in the distance*

MUSIC Ernst 30.04.25 20:50:09 No.23915 [Reply]

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because ye olde threda is on systemcontra

Is Brigitte Engerer's recording the best recording of the nocturnes ever made or do I think that because I'm a fucking casual? I couldn't even say why I like this more than others. (I'm a fucking casual, remember.)

Totally unrelated: They played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jS6cWFnY8E on Sveriges Radio P2. It made Pachelbel's canon intersting again after listening to it a few too many times.

Ernst 03.05.25 00:08:42 No.23952

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What is the best song to have stuck in your head at work and why is it You Can Call me Al?
Pic unrelated.

Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA

Ernst 10.06.25 23:39:24 No.24453

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Similar to country artist Granger Smith, Taylor Goyette blurs the line between lyrics which are heartfelt, and those which are more tongue-in-cheek. Doesn't always work, but has some good tracks.

Taylor Goyette - “Jimmy Buffett” (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7fXPzbHhZA

“Show Goes On”- Taylor Goyette (Visualizer)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXNFp-0He6A

Tiktok thread Ernst 28.01.24 05:53:43 No.12871 [Reply]

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Burning our brain cells, destroying our attention span.
YouTube shorts are welcome as well

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Ernst 30.03.25 14:10:57 No.23196

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Ernst 19.05.25 10:59:24 No.24212

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Ernst 19.05.25 11:01:52 No.24213

>>24212
the boomers are raging they can do nothing against his prank

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>>24262

Faculty of Theoretical and Applied Womanology Ernst 27.01.25 23:22:02 No.22079 [Reply]

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♀

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Ernst 31.05.25 16:06:58 No.24373

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>>24372
>Sadly i think this is not supposed to be serious

Ernst 31.05.25 17:30:29 No.24375

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>>24373
Do you think i'm wrong?

Ernst 31.05.25 20:16:03 No.24376

>>24375
No, I just wondered that you sounded uncertain whether this is fake.

Ernst 01.06.25 11:41:26 No.24377

>>24367
Whoa there, leave some ladies for the rest of us.

Finances Ernst 14.02.23 20:28:59 No.6 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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How is Ernst saving his money?
This Ernst is currently just throwing everything he can put to the side in index funds.

DAX, S&P and MSCI World to be precise.

If i would actually have a lot of money to invest i could've made a lot of money that way in the last 3 month. Too bad.

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Ernst 19.05.25 12:30:54 No.24214

>>24210
Impossible! The west is finished. The world belongs to those who exhibit a will to power, not to those equipped with slave-morality like the west. The West will be annhilated! And it deserves to be annihilated, as the strong deserve to triumph against the weak. Those who cannot deal with it will be smashed and destroyed!

Ernst 19.05.25 13:44:32 No.24215

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>>24210
BHARAT IS UNSTOPPABLE

Ernst 19.05.25 14:06:28 No.24216

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>>24215
Wtf why can't we on EC have such high IQ propaganda, what is EcKinsey even doing?

Ernst 31.05.25 10:26:47 No.24364

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Every day at work I drink one(1) bottle of Gatorade. Gotta stay hydrated. Sold on site in vending machines for a little over $2 each. Warehouse store sells a case of 24 bottles for $18. By opting for the latter, I have saved roughly $800 over the past couple of years.

This is financial advice.