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 No.24016 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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If nobody is gonna do it, I AM gonna do it!

>>23236
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 No.24349

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>>24347
>How are the other Germans able to put so much energy into posting?
>so much energy
Good one.

>are you guys even working at your job or are you just pretending to do so?

Depends. I'm there to help if shit hits the fan. But if I can afford to slack off, then I do. At work, I'm not aiming for new heights, I just want to keep my head low, so that I don't get into trouble. Basically, I want to make my life as easy as possible. That can also include working hard, in case I think that working hard now will make my life easier later.

 No.24350

If I wasn’t an autistic looser, I would’ve been a merchant. Going around the world and reading XVIth century travel stories

 No.24352

>>24341
Yeah it happened once but we managed to solve it by just having the guide pay and then we sent the money over to him.
Otherwise I could buy a pack of cigarettes at the top of a mountain from some Tibetans while drinking yakmilk tea.

 No.24353

I seem to have found the right combination of medications that makes me feel like I don't have mental problems;
Non-stimulant ADHD medication and mood stabilizers



 No.22761 [Reply]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. Reachable at: radio.ernstchan.top


You can stream music or movies yourself. Here's how to https://ernstchan.top/howto.html
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 No.24271

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This weeks winner is "Sloppy Seconds - Destroyed"
Good album. Fun punk with hits like "I don't wanna be a Homosexual."

Next week's poll: https://poll.fm/15521865

As always, it starts at 6:00 PM.

As always we start at 18:00CET, which is in 40 minutes from now.

 No.24313

Playing some easy going music until I go to bed.

t. Ketzerfetzer

 No.24338 KONTRA

FYI: The current recommended parameters for the use of ErnstTV.

Freetext parameters for copy/pasting:


File path or URL: icecast://yourmount:yourpass@radio.ernstchan.top:80/yourmount
Muxer settings: content_type=video/x-matroska tls=0
Video encoder settings: x264-params=vbv-maxrate=200k:vbv-bufsize=400k

 No.24351

At 10:30 MEST the Ketzerfetzer will continue the "Easy Listening" stream with more "easy" (as in music, not lyrical content, but I won't play any Smiths, fuck you Morrissey) music to end this father's day.



 No.22301 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Spirit Cooking Edward Snowden PRISM USAID Genocide in Gaza Bohemian Grove Cremation of care Murder of Seth Rich Operation Northwoods Dancing Israelis 4th Psychological Operations Group Pfizer vaccine side effects myocardite Jeffrey Epstein's list
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 No.24329

>>24328
That is why everybody is talking about "culture", right?

 No.24330

It's almost as if what normal people call "neonazis" are not actually national socialists.
Crazy, huh?

 No.24333

>>24329
Who is this "everybody"? Is "everybody" in the same room as you?

 No.24339

I Love Bavaria because they make Something vs the climate personX. They Banded The leftust enviro Green climate woman grün becoming the teacher now are all the soy-eating cyclists whith the Open mouth and the siylent grün they are angry because they doing not can Unverstand everyone hates them arrogant smelly green



 No.18732 [Reply]

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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

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 No.24109

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Ernst is now back to 10 pullups, feels good man. Tight grip, wide grip it's still 8-9. Losing 2kg would do the trick here. Can't do though, going to overdose on eggs and cheese now...

>>23400
>I have calluses on my fingers like I had when I first took up lifting and had a shitty grip for deadlifts
Same here, but it got better after a while.

 No.24111

>>24109
I'm actually up to 6 now (not wide grip, just regular shoulder width). And yeah, the calluses get less.

 No.24304

I don't even know my weight anymore.
I don't have courage do step on the scale.
Depression is truly dangerous.

 No.24327

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Having a good mix of cycling and weight training going, nothing excessive, just a basic and consistent routine. Feels pretty good. It's impressive how much even basic weight and stamina training helps in everyday life. Better posture, better breathing, less exhaustion and less stress. I hope I can keep this going for as long as possible. Usually, at some point a disease or damaged joint kick in to fuck everything up.

>>24304
Sounds bad mang, hope you can get rid of that depression somehow.



 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899
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 No.24127

In dream I was in Germany. It was already an evening and I haven't yet booked a place in hotel or hostel. I planned to rent a room in old lady's apartment.
Then I realized that I only have 150 euros worth of money with me, not even exchanged into euros.
Somehow I still bought a doner and juice for dinner. Then I needed to dispose the litter properly in separate waste collection or otherwise Germans will snitch on me and I will be fined. I postponed this difficult puzzle and just walked with garbage in my hands.

 No.24129

>>24127
You can tell that this was a dream because you could afford a doner with a mere 150 euros. That's sooo 2010, today a doner is more of a status symbol than actual food, they dont call it the Ferrari of fast food for nothing.

 No.24262

At a Wild West themed sort of restaurant consisting of wooden buildings, I turned around a corner looking for the toilet, but (after pulling back a curtain?) there was none, only a niche or bench for coats etc.
But a bit further I noticed some kind of door leading to the toilet. This door and the wall around it were a loose construct of wooden boards with gaps between them, allowing me to see from my side of the door that behind it were steep stairs or a ladder leading up to the roof. The way up looked a bit too narrow, so at least for the last part, instead of trying to squeeze myself through it, I scaled its outside instead, thinking how preposterous it is to make one's guests climb onto the roof to access the toilet.
Woke up and went to the toilet.

I remember at least one older dream where I was a stranger navigating a dark basement with an empty (?) and unappealing hall with many toilets (and showers?), wondering which toilet would likely be one of the less disgusting for me to use while not giving my presence away to any others who might enter the hall.

 No.24308

Had a very realistic and fleshed out dream about meeting an old friend who always was a self-assured renegade kind of guy. We decided to book a kind of tour through some old underground city or train system ruins, think of it lots of huge tunnels. You could go there by car. We were explicity warned that leaving the car and entering the side corridors could be very dangerous. Of course when we were there, my friend insisted on leaving the car and entering a side tunnel to check it out. I followed a few steps but then went back. Next thing I remember was a rescue team telling me than my friend has been gravely injured and is fighting for his life, and a little later they told me that he died, and everybody blamed me because I didn't do anything to stop him. That annoyed me, because not only was I sad, too, but I hate when other people act reckless, and if it goes wrong everyone's like
>noooo why didn't you do anything
Made sense that it was that particular old friend in the dream, because he'd be exactly the guy who wouldn't have listened to me anyway. Damn, why can't I have a dream where everyone instead goes like:
>well he had it coming, but wow you're still alive, you are so good at decision making, let's have segs
Is that really too much to ask? Probably yes.



 No.18298 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old thread Systemkontra'd >>4573

Insert coin to play post.
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 No.24272

>>24269
Who cares, do what you want. If you have the money and want to spend it, why not?

 No.24274

>>24272
Not especially. I mostly bought it from the dopamine hit from purchasing

 No.24277

>>24274
Well that's silly

 No.24307




 No.6767 [Reply]

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since >>6754 suggested, ima start a thread.
which will prolly not get accepted/used a lot

Ernst didn't sleep last night and now is tired as fuck. Ernst has problems with sleeping since his teens. a lot of Ernst's problems started in his teens.

Ernst was very paranoid at that time and a lot into conspiracy theories. Ernst feared the emergence of a surveillance state.
Today Ernst isn't paranoid anymore, but suffers from PTSD because of it, which gets triggered every time he sees someone using his or her smart phone. Ernst doesn't trust in others reading the terms of services of commercial application and is aware that a lot of those commercial application demand unconditional access of the microphone and other things in their terms of services for targeted advertising, user experience and such.
A lot of people do not care about that, but Ernst did and still does to some extend. But Ernst can't just go to some stranger and say
> could you please stop using your phone around me, because i do not trust in your ability to read terms of services and make an informed decision based on what you have read.
these "strangers" include Ernst family. Although Ernst already told them how he feels about it, they seem to prefer the comfortability of use over Ernst feelings.

Ernst is aware that the amount of data collected today is way beyond the scope of human-based-supervision, so that it is very unlikely that any of the data is actually looked at by a person.

Ernst also thinks a lot about world politics, human potential, philosophy, how a "just" world could look like, how to define "just" and so on.
Ernst basically is a little autist, who thinks he might be able to "save the world". But Ernst isn't even sure if the world needs saving... and even if, who or what gives Ernst the right to decide how to define what a "saved world" is?
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 No.24064

>>24057
>>24057
>>24057
I'm not part of the skilled workforce AKA IT folks.

 No.24068 KONTRA

>>24064
If you consider your current conditions make you unable to hope, planning to migrate may do so. And thus make life a little bit easier to bear. Godspeed Ernest

 No.24084

>>24068
Lol yeah he could move to Portugal to clean toilets for American expats.

 No.24303

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>>24057
>>24068
I fear that I must become a villain if I want have a good life in Brazil.
Immigration only work for the young ones, but for a 38yo like me and with heaps of health issues like me... I think only Canada is game for me since they have that MAID (HUE...).
I fear other humans and I fear that immigration could make me even more scared of people if I move to a country like Portugal, Switzerland, Germany, Austria... but cities like Paris, NYC, London seems to be good for people that want become invisible.

I have fourteen hours until my shift and I need sleep.

Bye.



 No.23957 [Reply]

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>be frens with dude from south germany
>recently we had a plenty of personal conversations and sexting when both horny
>he mentioned he doesn't want to get closer than this cause he has a bad experience
>sent a pic of him and his friend half naked doing haircut to eachother on his balcony, knowing i have a soft spot for german men

should i be concerned? maybe i think too much and he's just being comfortable to sent pics like that, do friends really do so?
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 No.23991

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>>23989
Did your balls touch? It's only gay when the balls touch!

 No.24218

>>23961
ywnbaw

 No.24279

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This thread is horrible, I don't know why but I always considered Ernst posters to be very aggressively burgers and hostile so I never posted here frequently. But this thread is so bad that I'm thinking that my post style might not be the absolute worst after all. It might be very bad, yes, but this thread is worse than anything I could ever post. Ernst assburgers is different assburgers, doesn't really feel like I have the correct type of assburgers to be posting here, but this thread lowered the bar pretty far down. You can now consider me to be a member of the Ernstchan official assburger club after this thread.

 No.24284

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>>24279
>I don't know why but I always considered Ernst posters to be very aggressively burgers and hostile
You're not wrong. It's mostly overzealous housekeeping though, most Ernsts turn out to be cute little Ernas after you got to know them better.



 No.22079 [Reply]

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 No.23545

Women are extremely talkative. Gf calls her mom and sister several times a week and they talk for hours. I remember the same thing about my mom in childhood. I need to eavesdrop them and learn what can they discuss for so long (for scientific purposes).

 No.23559

>>23545
>Women are extremely talkative
I don't know how far this can be generalized, but I can say that all the women in my family fail to grasp the concept of confidental information. Every information they get their hands on, they will share with everyone else. When I was young, I noticed that every information I gave my mom, no matter if personal or not, was brought up later to me by my grandma or aunt. There simply was no such thing as not telling others. When I was in my late teens, I was fed up with this: I did a few tests, leaking information here and there, and waiting what happened, and soon enough everyone knew about it. That was the moment when I stopped telling anybody in my family (my dad fucked off long ago, and was an alcoholic anyway) anything of importance. I have zero trust in those people, and I doubt they even realize the problem. For them, it's just natural to gossip about everything. On the plus side, I don't think that all women are affected by this, and I learned that whenever someone gives me confidental information, that I need to keep my mouth shut.

 No.24276

God said:
"Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh"
And Satan said:
"If son doesn't want to come visit you this time, write to his wife and try to turn her against him"

How far do you live from yours and your gf's/wife's parents? How often do you visit them?

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 No.20553 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.
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 No.23702

Memoir of a Snail: sad and kind Australian cartoon about psychological defenses, LGBT rights, religious fanaticism, exploitation of child labour.
(I liked it)

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron: it's about American Freedom, and how American people, horses and eagles appreciate it among STUNNING NATURE OF OUR LAND. Unusual and extremely good visuals, especially for 2002. Made by real professionals, very high IQ, FANTASTIC PATRIOTS.
(lovely children cartoon)

Easy Rider: yyyyeeeeeaaahhh ROOOOCCCCKKK. Democracy is in danger! While we ride bikes, take drugs and have careless sex, hippies are dying from hunger, human rights activists drink themselves to death, and racist rednecks are trying to restore slavery! What has happened to our America? Let's defend democracy together.
(fine movie, better watch a bit drunk)

Breakfast at Tiffany's: maybe I'm too bigoted, but I failed to take love story of gigolo and escort model seriously. Watched it rather as a comedy.
(It's OK)

 No.23754

>>23702
>Watched it rather as a comedy.
It IS a comedy, fool! I don't even know if Blake Edwards ever did sonething else.
The book does not have a happy end, btw.

 No.23758

>>23754
If it's supposed to be a comedy, why doesn't it even have laughter track?

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History boys (2006)
This film about schoolboys preparing for applying to Oxford, it enlightens us about pedagogical benefits of pedophilia. That was quite bold, I didn't expect that. Never thought that such movies are possible.
While this may seem "barbarous" and unacceptable to us, we shouldn't fall into anglophobia. It's important to respect and try to understand other peoples' traditions.
In general, the film was fun, insightful and interesting.
8/10

Radioactive Dreams (1985)
Yeaahh rockk, women and a good fight in American wasteland.
Enough to say that the movie inspired "Fallout" games, it's really close to them. Cool soundtrack.
9/10

Getting Any? (1995)
Comedy about incel trying to get laid and making up absurd plans for sake of it.
8/10

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