/int/ - certified time wasters

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2RBwUUzZD-A
Great channel

>>20486
Like you didn't actively provoke that answer by insinuating that your preferred definition of rape is dude-bro-like narrow. You are an ebin shitlord.

>>20493
>your preferred definition of rape
Okay. So by what definition does the Sopranos have rape?
Give me an example then.

>>20494
Not him but i think at some point that female doctor was raped

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>>20312
Due to regular old Ernst fail there was a mixup concerning the start of the stream.
It will start one hour earlier, at 19:30 UTC.
I apologize for the mixup and will pray a bunch of hail marys to make up for it.
Tits for grabbing your attention

Since the last stream was a failure do to technical difficulties, i will try again.
Instead of regular movies i fill the poll with documentaries. Maybe they allow for more conversation (which sadly only happened on /b/).

In the poll:

The Barkley Marathons - The Race That Eats Its Young (US, 2014)
A documentary about a "Marathon" in the wild which goes on for over 2 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79IUKC9gS-8


My Best Fiend (DE, 1999)
A documentary by Werner Herzog about his relationship to Klaus Kinski.
It's well made but probably not that interesting if you have no idea who Werner Herzog or Klaus Kinski are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lae8FewbnuU

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>>20355
>Carts Of Darkness
I watched it like 7 years ago, if I recall correctly because it was recommended by someone on EC.

>>20401
I saw it a few months ago and can recommend it as well. Just like all the other docs in the poll.

t. >>20401

Don't be shy, Ernst!

This could be you :3

The Ernst Alliance will soon be opened. It's never too late to join!

>>20395
>It's never too late to join!
Never had the makings of a salesman.

Had a very weird dream, and very disturbing.
First I was in Spain or somesuch where I wanted to sleep at an inn. I had to climb through a window.
Then it was dinner with parents, but for some reason the food took very long for some while others were already finished.
Then I went to my room and unpacked a gift. It was a blanket with a happy birthday greeting and an explanation about the gift, which was special badges that I needed in spanish winter as a foreigner, and it was in english.
Then I went to attach the badges to my car. It was very snowy, the road was covered. A long WW1-style bayonet was just put into the ground, so I pulled it out and put it under my car to retrieve it later. I also had to change tires or something, though it was only the rubber part and I managed to get them all in the trunk WITH ROOM TO SPARE. Then I laid down next to the car, in the snow, to sleep, but was disturbed by a man taking pictures of me with his phone.
Next I remember I was kidnapped, or got there on my own, in some kind of castle/dungeon. I was part of a group that was apparently torturing and was tortured (the woman giving the introductory speech was saying something like "let's all have fun now") with all kinds of nasty stuff. I remember a woman being suspended over a hot cauldron and her skin "melting" so her upper body was kind of fused together.
I can't remember more because I think that was the moment my alarm went off. I hate these kind of dreams, I want to dream about flying and travelling through space, not this shit.

Getting cockblocked even in my dreams, Ernst-Style:

I was at some event that took place in something like a congress center or airport or mall - multiple levels with escalators, that were connected to something like resort rooms, you know, bungalows with nice gardens.
I was there with colleagues, but not current ones, but former ones, one of which is a rather attractive, tall blonde. She was wearing a sundress, one of my biggest weaknesses.
Anyway, we were strolling around this event and she and I were very close together; the sexual tension was palpable. At one point we stood there and were talking and I was inconspicuously grabbing her ass. She suggested we go somewhere else, so we went. She ran away, in flipflops and I could barely keep track because mine were rather slippery, so I was running like Jackie Chan.
We then arrived at the rooms, but at the roof, so we had to climb down a bunch of rocks on the side of the complex.
Inside her room I was starting to take off my sweaty clothes. I went over to her to kiss her when her friends, or at least a group of women that appeared like such, burst in and wanted to talk, but they seem to have noticed that something was going on. I excused myself to the bathroom while she was trying to get rid of them.
To my surprise the bathroom and kitchen were one single room. The shower (a big one) was on the right side of the door, while a bigger part of the room opened to the left with a dinner table and an entire cooking/dishwashing alcove with about a meter away a toilet. I sat on the toilet because I am a polite guest when a boy came in whom I identified as her little brother. He started talking to me, saying something about eating, and then another guy came in.
And before I could solve this and fugg I woke up.

Nightmare.
My cousin and I were on some university campus, close to where the university related start-ups had their offices. He had some convoluted plan on how to prank a priest, and he would need an Ukrainian phone number for it, he wanted me to set up a voip-system with an Ukrainian phone number to route calls through it. Somehow, this was also a business idea. I didn't quite get it, he calmly explained to me that, in 2002, he had paid a guy outside a soccer game 1500€ for something related to someone's browsing history, as if that would explain anything.

I was then trying to eat in the university cafeteria.
First, I waited to get some cutlery, but everything they brought out was dirty. The cafeteria was buffet-style, and they printed a label with some numbers and matrix code for every item of food that went onto your tablet. Tried to do it right, but there were no soup cups. I had already been waiting for a spoon that was not green with spinach from someones mouth for half an hour, so I put a small amount of soup on a plate, received the label, stuck it on the edge of the plate. Some soup got on the label.

I was already walking to a table and wanted to sit down and eat, then I remembered I would have to pay. Found the checkout in some niche, stood in line for a few minutes. A middle-aged blonde Austrian woman with a giant curly perm and red lipstick straight from hell was sitting at the checkout counter. When it was my turn, she told me. 'Dös kauni enk nöd berechnen, bringens zum auszolln'. Me 'what. ' 'dös kauni enk nöd berechnen, do is suppen auf dem preispapperl, außerdem is dös a dellar. Bringens zum auszolln.' I asked her where I should bring it and she told me 'ZUR AUSZOLL-LINIE'. I asked her what would be payed out (ausbezahlt), she told me 'ausZOLLN, nöd ausZOIN' (to toll-out, not to pay out. The word 'auszollen' does not even exist, afaik). She angrily pointed to a conveyer belt. I put my tablet there and watched it disappear. I woke up while yelling 'tariffs, goddammit, we are at a cafeteria, not at a customs office'. (I actually yelled 'auszolla, herrgotsack, mir sand enra mensa, ed aufam zollamt.')

still confused on why the impolite Austrian woman would ihrz me. Maybe she mistook me for some professor, because of my advanced age.

>>20862
Dreamt I had lost my job and had to get a new university degree to get a new job. To get into uni, I had to re-do my A-levels. Except they had since changed the curriculum and I had to convert Boolean Formula to diagrams. That doesn't exactly sound hard, but they had re-invented boolean logic, too, and there was now a Nonce-Latch-Gate I couldn't get my head around. I overslept on the day of the exam and my mom was very dissapointed.

>>20242
If you're that shy about your benis we can go for a swim in a frozen lake before. Then there's absolutely no chance of me seeing it x--------DDD

Can't relate with the shocking part. Good luck with the gf and dog bless.

>>20240
>It seems like you didn't even read my incredibly short post before replying and dragged in a bunch of unrelated bullshit to bicker about.
It's just banter mate :-DDDDDDDDDDDD - but funny that you reacted to that post like a german would.

But seriously, it sounds like you had different expectations to what top should be than basically everyone else, especially concerning the Ukraine thread, which could have never been expected to be anything but a trashcan thread.
I mean, I would welcome stricter moderation, especially with regards to actual shitposting, but it's a discussion I have already had with mods in the past. But I also understand that banning the schizo is a fruitless endeavour because he's of that special (as in special ed) kind that he will actually get another IP to continue his retardation, and that is something that can only be resolved by real life violence.
Although I think more important than banning the schizo would be banning the people actually interacting with him and especially the one german larping in that fashion.

In general, mods are too nice, and that's a factor in what killed xyz.

Last, however, your whole post seeps with butthurt and you seem rather thin-skinned right now, which has never been my impression of you before. I will not assume things about your private life, but this is "just" an imageboard, there's no reason to let it get to you like that.
And "not making threads because shit" is an excuse I won't accept on EC. This is not the 4channel where a good thread will get drowned out immediately by an ocean of shit, but as someone mentioned in the other thread, Ernst interests are very narrow, so it's not necessarily a good place to talk about certain topics. But how can you know if you never try? But I understand your sentiment.

>>20242
>Speaking of, interesting cultural dialectics with gf
Is she Finnish?

>>20319
Polish. At least she's naturally a Russorealist.

>>20162
Thank God I'm not fr*nch

>>20156
I've worked in food plants. Food safety is mostly kabuki. When bad shit happens, someone is blamed and fired, but chances are they just did what everyone else also does all the time, and if anyone took the time to do it right, they'd be fired for wasting time.

The workers might not actively snip boogers into the food (allthough some might), but be assured that if dough is spilled on the floor, it gets shoveled back into the machine. And the floor is not as clean as it is supposed to be, because that double-door-room is used as a junk room and people do carry dirt from the street inside.

>>20228
I’m not either, at least I hope

>>20229
>but be assured

Yes, the food industry and food service industry does not work to regulatory's satisfaction. My expectation, though, is that the process of canning food is already quite automated and leaves less chances for workers to do something dirty. Other than that, we live in a quite intoxicating environment anyhow.

German tanks on Russian soil is Barbarossa 2.0.

The German folk song "Negeraufstand ist in Kuba" (there is a negro-uprising in Cuba) has the following to say about Barbarossa:

Near the long road to Canossa
Hangs the ass of Barbarossa
Many thousand desperate arses
Are now winding funeral marches

Juxtaposing Barborassa (the famous Kaiser Rotbart Lobesam from Uhland's ballad, the laudable Emperor Redbeard) to Heinrich IV's shameful trip to Canossa, but also alluding to the spectacular initial successes of Operation Barbarossa and the less successful end of WWII. Canossa is on the Northern edge of the Appenine mountains overlooking the Po valley. There are no defense lines left, next stop is the alps. Italy initially was where troops from the eastern front were sent to rest, until a front was opened there. The Gothic line through the Apennine held through the winter of 1944, but was breached in the spring of 1945. This is the road to Canossa, where they "hung" the ass of Barbarossa (that ass being a metaphor for the worn down German formations that had seen battle on the Eastern front).

>>20000
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Good money for translation work too.

It's really strange to watch this war from afar. It's like bums at the train station that you walk by every day, who are getting drunk together and one day you find out police had to arrest them because they tried to kill each other with broken bottles

Stopping at an African enclave train station to proselytize the natives on African history and neocolonialism. People must know about Patrice Lumumba. It was harsh seeing the death of Amílcar Cabral simply assigned to "Americans", but, as a leftist, I understand that revolutionary consciousness won't be grown overnight.

>>19954
Your liquids have been in unbalance and that was the long required drainage.

t. dogtor

>>19955
A progressive leftist would listen what the African people's opinion is and then just take that undebated because they know best what is true and right. Non-white conservatism is fine. After all, you don't want to be caught being the source of heteronomy.

>>19955
> doing missionary work in the streets to convert the unbelieving masses
Like a mormon or a Jehova's wittness. And all of them bring salvation, some after the world revolution, some after the rapture.

Difference is: the Jehova's can't bring us heaven on earth, and they don't promise it. The socialists promise it, but would bring us hell on earth.

I woke up and I felt really good. I had breakfast and then lunch and went to the library where I did a really effective study session for my classical Chinese seminar. I was sitting at a table with 3 Iranian women. They were cute.

Classical Chinese class went okay. We agreed that we’d read the tiger episode from the Golden Light Sutra next. (I picked it because it was referenced in a manga but I didn’t tell the lecturer that I just said “hey that’s a cool story isn’t it?” and he went along with it. No, there’s no lesson plan for this shit.)

German class went fine. Learned how to export my uni calendar from an IT guy sitting next to me. Coolest shit ever.
Learned about a good Bernhard short story because it came up in a discussion. Might read it later.
After class I felt energized and we talked a bit with the lecturer about the state of the education a bit. Then I went on a rant about the new Dazai book they published in Hungarian. I really have to write that letter of complaint. It’s my duty!
I almost wanted a cigarette but ultimately I didn’t smoke one. I mean it looks cool but I just don’t enjoy it. What’s the point?

After my run yesterday my legs still feel a bit sore, but otherwise I feel like I’m doing well again.
Also one of my book orders got delayed.
I think “reading for pleasure” is off the table for now. Way too many assigned books and the like.

>>19352
When will the Budapest-Belgrade railway see return on invest? Doesn't matter much to China, they don't pay for it.

>>19351
Those k&k-beurocrats must have made interesting experiences in Hódmezővásárhelykutasipuszta and I guess they would not have been as mild as I have been.

>>19362
Considering that the last time I heard about the project it was about to completely collapse, probably never.

>>19363
https://magyarnemzet.hu/belfold/2024/04/bejelentettek-mikor-keszul-el-a-budapest-belgrad-gyorsvasut

Is the last I know. It still won't be worse than German infrastructure projects (BER, Stuttgart 21), but you are right, it will never see return on invest. Still profitable for China.