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Internet VIPs Ernst 15.02.23 17:37:38 No.14 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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What are some internet weirdos you know of?
How do you know them and do you actively follow them?
Are there internet weirdos in your country that you might want to share with us?

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Ernst 20.04.25 18:33:06 No.23613

>>23601
Who gets the YouTube money from this? Can Chris file a copyright strike?

Ernst 20.04.25 19:16:30 No.23615

>>23613
I'm pretty sure Geno Samuel, the guy who also made that Documentary gets the money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg

I don't know about Chris Chan's financial involvement but i imagine he gave his okay.

Ernst 20.04.25 19:35:26 No.23617

>>23615
>but i imagine he gave his okay
maybe or maybe not. Anyway, Chris is extremely gullible, so he likely got tricked in some way. I hope he was! Lolcows need to be milked!

erfvbgtgrrrx Ernst 02.07.25 17:51:24 No.24693 KONTRA

<a href=https://vocal.media/education/saif-zone-banking-success>saif zone sharjah uae</a>

Music Ernst 18.02.23 12:00:27 No.96 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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thread

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Ernst 13.04.25 09:29:51 No.23464

>>23461
>but more recent albums are too blunt
And earlier albums weren't?

Ernst 13.04.25 12:01:39 No.23465

>>23464
No, their earlier albums had more emulation of historical material where they take a perspective of an actor "as is".
The songs themselves served the context of a theme instead of the author's personal opinions. The lyrics are a lot worse as a result of personalizing lyrics.

Ernst 13.04.25 12:09:40 No.23466

>>23465
Ah, that's what you meant. I see.
Frankly, I don't know anything newer than Passage to Rhodesia, but I immediately thought about "Die Brandstifter" from Masse, Mensch, Material that I found to be pretty blunt, but not in the way you understand it.

Ernst 17.04.25 04:16:34 No.23532

>>23466
> He said Rhodesia
This is racist and you are a racist. Nazi.

Ernst 07.04.25 17:43:14 No.23330 [Reply]

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As much as I like commiecat OC, I'm still not sure what to do with the "eaten by commiecat" pic. No idea what it's supposed to appeal to.

Can ernst think of something?

Today Ernst 27.02.25 23:54:27 No.22649 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>22028

I congratulate the winner who won that race in the last moments of the old thread. Here's to you, Ernst!

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Ernst 01.04.25 23:41:14 No.23231

>>23229
I woke up at 12pm and it's nearly 8pm now. I wasted nearly the entire day.

Ernst 02.04.25 05:24:26 No.23233

>>23225
> Fremdgänger
You can write that on an MB Sprinter, 7m version. But on a normal car, you would need to make do with Frmdgng., otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fit the broken heart.

Ernst 02.04.25 06:48:19 No.23234

>>23228
Berlin or Hamburg?

>>23233
If you don't apply the paint with a fire hose, you could easily fit "Fremdgänger" even on a Smart, if you're smart (heehee) about it, and then the broken heart underneath, or on the hood.
Also, when vandalizing cars, the windows are free, too.

t. car vandalizing pro

Ernst 02.04.25 11:12:23 No.23239

>>23229
>How do you have the discipline/self-control necessary to task switch from work to playing videogames/relaxing/internet surfing?
Easiest way to stop one task is to start another. Regardless of how focused or into it you feel, if you are physically in the act of working/playing/sufing your mind should follow. Easier said than done. I know.

Jokes thread Ernst 16.08.23 22:33:37 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).

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Ernst 17.03.25 23:02:31 No.22953 KONTRA

>>22950
Read the joke, it does not makes Sense when reading it tbh because it's
>I said:"jeez ..." (2x)

You cannot convey any echo this way but simple wrote up something that contradicts itself logically. It's not a good joke that written like that.

Ernst 18.03.25 20:54:57 No.22964

>>22953
You're one ugly motherfucker

Ernst 31.03.25 14:34:58 No.23206

A man goes to a fortune teller, they tell the man that in about 18 years, his heart will get broken.

Hearing this forecast left the man very sad.
To cheer himself up, he got himself a kitten right away.

Ernst 31.03.25 14:44:18 No.23207

>>23206
I chuckled.
Plot twist: He called the kitten Pluto.

Wisdom for Suckers Ernst 25.11.23 19:43:33 No.10562 [Reply]

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Don't be mad it ended. Be mad how it ended.

An Euro spent is an Euro lost.

God is dead, but it wasn't me.

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Ernst 03.03.25 17:49:21 No.22696

>>22695
Now that's small

Ernst 06.03.25 01:23:46 No.22745

If every other car on the road is driving too fast, you're driving too slow.

Ernst 06.03.25 08:36:07 No.22747

If everyone agrees with your proposal, it might not be worth doing it.

Ernst 08.03.25 21:31:45 No.22764

A sunset always comes before the sunrise.

Radio Ernstiwan - TOP-edition Ernst 16.02.23 10:07:21 No.19 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. The server stays the same, but is now reachable at:

radio.ernstchan.top

It is recommended to switch to this address for both listening and streaming, though the old xyz-domain is still supported from our side. But given what happened on the old chan we can't guarantee that the xyz-address will be kept available for us. Also all technical/festival announcements by radio staff will be made here from now on.

Everything else stays the same: The public stream can be used by everyone (see pic 4 for details), but if you stream regularly, an own account is recommended, write a mail to ernstiwan at protonmail.ch to get one. Include your desired user name and ideally (though optional) an avatar picture for the radio stats page. Reliable and production proven streaming software is butt: https://sourceforge.net/projects/butt/ (lightweight and easy to use, but lacks some features like updating artist/title) and mixxx: https://mixxx.org/ (can do it all, but setup is more complicated).

Also please remember that the radio recently switched from port 8000 to Port 80 (no SSL/TLS) and 443 (SSL/TLS mandatory).

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Ernst 02.03.25 18:04:29 No.22686

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Can you post the playlist?

Ernst 02.03.25 20:04:22 No.22688

>>22686
Sorry, only seen it now. Here it is:

The Inquisition
Everlast - Black Jesus
Geto Boys - Still
Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy
The Frontalittle Squad - The Frontalittle Squad Highly Recommends Penny Arcade
Bedlam Rock Pavement - Make Your Next Move
Ill Engineer - Chronically Ill
MC Hawking - Rock Out With Your Hawk Out
MC Wreckshin - Kung-Fu Is My Mom
Monzy - Kill Dash Nine
Nursehella - Nursehellamentary
Ultraklystron - Five To Nine
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Ernst 02.03.25 20:14:43 No.22689

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>>22688

Ernst 06.03.25 22:29:16 No.22755

Impromptu stream: Mexican Witchcraft - Pocho Aztlan

Today Ernst 26.01.25 19:03:34 No.22028 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>21399

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Ernst 27.02.25 23:52:40 No.22648

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Ernst 01.03.25 01:02:02 No.22664

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/int/ - >>21399 Ernst 12.03.25 16:25:57 No.22846

Excellent blog here! Also your site so much up very fast! What web host are you
using? Can I get your affiliate link in your host?
I want my web site loaded up as quickly as yours lol

IWO thread Ernst 26.03.23 21:59:30 No.1591 [Reply]

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Ernst 06.02.25 20:43:03 No.22261

>>22259
>The city feels historical and alive unlike any place that I've visited in Russia
What about Yalta? Is Yalta not Russian?

Ernst 07.02.25 00:19:21 No.22270

>>15888
(replying to old post)
Reminds me of when I was in (at?) an ethnographic museum. Another visitor, a child, was looking at Mongolian Mongols in Mongolia, with their yaks and gers, in a room about them and their folk Buddhist items and nothing else. Child exclaims something like "Indians!" or "Buffaloes!"
Child's parents didn't say anything. I wonder if they just didn't bother to correct the child, or didn't have the faintest idea about the exhibits themselves.

>>22261
Perhaps they just haven't visited Yalta yet. But I think a key difference is that Tbilisi is still inhabited mostly by a people that has always been there (even if it has lost diversity), whereas Yalta and all of Crimea is mostly inhabited by culturally foreign newcomers and probably feels fake and sterile after all the disruptions, deportations and genocides of the last centuries.

Ernst 16.02.25 18:29:08 No.22420

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>>22270
still mad about that conference?
Not him, but Crimea is overpriced because for people with clearance level (many of military officers, FSB, MIC workers) it's the only possible choice as they can't leave the country until the clearance expires. Or because they have state-subsidized vacations there like gf's parents. They love Yalta and want to move there when their youngest child goes to college.

Georgia is overpriced too, but for another reason. Because people who left Russia in 2022 can't get into better country. So it's a pretty curious place, having vegan queer cafes and horizontal safe spaces. Like Tangier was for beatniks.

Good options for ordinary Russian (poorfag without Schengen visa) are Thailand and Turkey.

Ernst 16.02.25 18:39:51 No.22423 KONTRA

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This poem conveys the atmosphere of the place:

mom took me to crimea

...mom took me to crimea
against my will
without my consent
to break me
to force
to love putin
to love this country
to stop thinking about freedom
about truth
about conscience
to stop thinking
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Nius & bolitics Ernst 24.11.24 13:32:51 No.20781 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Worst thread returns for another round

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Ernst 07.02.25 19:23:23 No.22281 KONTRA

>>22275
Who else?

Ernst 08.02.25 11:00:05 No.22291

I haven't stopped smiling since president Trump took office! He's sticking it to the libs 24/7 exposing their corruption! DOE has been destroyed! I love it! Hope him and Elon ignore all the liberal judges trying to stop them and earmark them for later!

Ernst 08.02.25 12:59:19 No.22295

>>22291
I wonder if the dems will try to mobilize the niggers for their anti-musk pro-corporation pro-big-government protests. They are like teenagers who will not clean their room. You tell them once, you tell them twice, but they didn't do it. Then, you do it yourself and they throw a hissy fit, and that's when you know they have something in there they are not supposed to have like alcohol or dirty magazines. Sometimes, they break stuff. That is when you have to be extra tough.

When the libs start openly rioting, the national guard must come out. Arrests have to be made, and those arrested need to be imprisoned! All the rioters can be locked up or shot! The libs need to be neutralized before America can be great again!

Ernst 08.02.25 17:02:07 No.22297

There's a measles outbreak in Texas. Why now and why in Texas, I wonder?

The libs are foaming because DOGE is draining the swamp. Maybe they put the measles in the drinking water, to punish Texas for voting pro-America?

Maybe they did it to pressure people into having their children vaccinated?

Maybe it is both?