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 No.20700 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Halal edition

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>>19961
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 No.21394

2:42 in the night.
I know it's saturday, but:
VACATION WOOOOOO

 No.21395

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The new kitten just realized he could make the jump up to my kitchen counter. It was only a matter of time.

>>21394
I have three days off next week. Another win for Jesus.

 No.21396

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Are holidays a break from bickering, or will it intensify? Find out here!

Also
>>21395

 No.21397 KONTRA

Woke up pretty early. A siren was blaring but ultimately it turned out to be nothing.

Some more reading and also some writing. Not very happy with how it's coming along.
I lifted weights today.
Not much happening otherwise honestly. I need to ramp up my game.



 No.16566 [Reply]

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Willkommen!
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 No.19391

We really have a real estate crisis. Rostock is now about as affordable as Stuttgart. (Not.)

Used to be a Apartment in Toitenwinkel or Lichtenhagen was < 100k. I always dreamed of living on the shore. Now, I can dream of live in nether-lower-Frankonia, Coburg or some fucking shit.

 No.19395

>>19391
Buying apartments is a bad idea anyway, because anything pertaining to the house still has to be decided by the homeowner association.

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>>19391
>I always dreamed of living on the shore

Just rent an apartment and live on the shore? You are making up excuses.

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 No.21277 [Reply]

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Looks like we will be staying here.
So, what is all your favourite football(soccer) teams and why is it FC Barcelona?

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 No.21288 KONTRA

I went to Barcelona for the first time this year and if it wasn't for the stadium you'd believe you'd be in a city with no actual big football club of it's own. No stickers (except for foreign clubs), no graffitis or murials etc.
It's like there's no fan scene in the city?

 No.21289 KONTRA

>>21288
>No stickers (except for foreign clubs)

That's because the Barcelonians are a proud nation full of well adapted people. Unlike other football people with their dirt and noise everywhere.

 No.21300

>>21289
All of them are bad, and they all need to be gassed. No exceptions.



 No.21231 [Reply]

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KC been down all day and this place get 5 posts. I guess everyone went back to 4chan or whomst the fuck where ever.
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 No.21265 KONTRA

>>21243
Nothing shows quality like Drachenlord gossip on page one.

 No.21268

>>21265
Darchenlüfter haben EC aufgebaut.

 No.21269

>>21265
Thank you for bringing Drachenlord to page one on /int/, good sir!

 No.21270

>>21263
Tried it one time and was banned within 15 minutes due to very slight erotica, not even softcore.



 No.12098 [Reply]

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A thread to let off steam and take a break from following social norms.
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 No.13184

You should always surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. Therefore I have come to the conclusion that I'm doing everything right when I regularly get reminded how stupid I am.

 No.13185 KONTRA

>>13184
> I regularly get reminded how stupid I am.

You need other people for that?

:DDDD

 No.21258

>>12761
Well, women put much more effort into upbringing infants than men so they're naturally more selective in their sexual behavior. They only want sex with someone they they can rely on or with rare top gigachads. Men on the opposite usually have no problem with casual sex provided it's achievable for them.
Gay people and tranners share some feminine traits, but their sexual drive follows masculine patterns. So instead of pursuing sexual relationships they have sex with dozens of strangers, who are in their turn also males, so they're also eager about such prospects.
So when conservatives criticize LGBT for sexual promiscuity and spreading AIDS, Monkeypox and so on, they're actually mostly criticizing men (who in straight relationships are limited in their passion by women). Lesbians have the opposite thing, "lesbian bed death", when they live together but don't want to bang each other.

That said, Tinder is built precisely for casual (=gay) sex. Couple of words about yourself, few photos and precise distance to potential sex partner. If you're looking for wife it's unimportant whether she lives in 4 or 5 kilometers from you, you have other priorities, for instance you'd like to know more about her. But if you look for a quick coom, it's the primary priority.

>>13184
Based. Humans are very social animals so you should surround yourself with people who motivate you to become better by their example.

 No.21665 KONTRA

>>21662
Sind Sie ein Handlichlauerer?
Dann ab ins Gas mit Ihnen.



 No.21145 [Reply]

Suffering is unimaginable. What is prostitution like in your cunt tree? In mine it's horribly illegal except in Nevada for I'm sure bullshit evil reasons. But strip clubs are everywhere as well as sex shops.
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 No.21253

There are brothels and whores on the streets and the internet but Ernst never sexed one.
Ernst was thinking about going to a brothel once but after seing all the trucks parked outside he didn't feel like he's in the right place.

 No.21254

>>21253
Do you have a better idea?

 No.21255

>>21254
Well, yes.
Have sex with women that won't charge you for it and masturbate in the meantime.

t. keen masturbator

 No.21292 KONTRA

>>21291
Not everyone can be alpha enough to pay someone to touch you.



 No.21149 [Reply]

a poem for ernst
nothing against
we will be family
said drily

who's more beautiful
who more unsinful
than my lord
the most graceful
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 No.21151

>>21150
thank u
can you make verses?

 No.21227

gay chileno
writes shitty poem
it's not kino
it's very dim

I wasted my time
Writing this poem
In response to your crime
I myself am very dim

 No.21228

>>21227
Inspiring.

 No.21249

>>21228
Thank you



 No.21167 [Reply]

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argentinian girl is Italian

 No.21168 KONTRA

We appreciate the interest in EC, but please keep in mind that it's a board for serious discussions - mostly. This is simply not enough for a thread of its own. For regular chatter, the Today thread is recommended.



 No.21146 [Reply]

do you see when sportsmen celebrate a goal they point their fingers to the sky thanking god, do you think god is in some measure involved or is it just a testimony that they're a Christian?

Aston Villa FC's Christian Benteke celebrates his goals by thanking God because he believes that God gave him the power to score. Benteke is a religious person who prays before and after every game, asking God to keep all the players safe.

https://www.avfc.co.uk/news/2013/08/11/scorer-benteke-my-goal-celebration-is-a-thank-you-to-god

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If you can draw power from your belief in god, and that power helps you in your sporting career, then I guess god was involved, even if it only was the idea of god, not the entity. Ernst has thought about this in the past, because it's really ridiculous, it boils down to: Believing in your regionally dominant 31,6% god, who was invented by humans at some point, has been reinterpreted about a million times, and on each and every occasion had to retreat to the realm of obscurity when scientific advances challenged beliefs, still makes you stronger. Makes one think of the value of truth. Maybe we're all better off with comforting lies, because the truth isn't very motivating.

Maybe the real truth is what motivates people most.

 No.21156

>>21155
real truth is the truth not what the majority think otherwise noah and his arc would've bring everyone on board in his boat



 No.21131 [Reply]

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Getting hammered inside the garage again

 No.21141

And then?



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