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 No.24012 [Reply]

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It's 4 months until the first Sunday after the Radio birthday, time for the Ernstalbum-Thread, the fifth of its kind. After an untitled album, Jumping the Shark, Top of the Tops and Obso1337, the name of album 5 will be "Can I Borrow A Post?". The inspiration source should be obvious, furthermore it is a nod to the low posting frequency on EC, and the discussions about that topic. Additionally, the V in Van Wurfen is low key also the V for the number 5. Remember it, in V years you can larp as oldfag with that epic knowledge.

Like every year, 8 songs are the minimum. If we can't reach that, Ernstalbum will be canceled and everyone can do whatever they want with their songs, or we save them for next year. If you finished a song, please send it per mail to ernstiwan at protonmail ch. You can also post them ITT, but that would spoil the surprise for the festival. Ideally, you send the song per mail, and drop a post that you finished a song, so everyone else sees that something is habbening and has a rough idea about how many songs we have. Last year there were some comments about how important Ernst considers Ernstalbum to be, and that Ernst has many ideas for new songs. We'll see...

You can deliver whatever you want, as long as it roughly qualifies as "song", and shows some effort of your own. If you submit a fully AI-generated song, it might get rejected. Poor quality and horrible singing however are no hindrances, but requirements.


 No.23236 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Poe edition

Old thread >>22649
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 No.23999

We are 100% headed first for Parable of the Sower and then The Road. There's nothing that can be done to stop it at this point. Most millennials and younger generations won't get the opportunity to die of old age.

 No.24004 KONTRA

Had an okay-ish day yesterday. Got some work done and I also finally managed to go running. I think it really did change something because I'm insanely talkative and my thoughts are racing.
Did fuck up my knee though. It was all fine right until the final 5 minutes I cranked up the speed to maximum and it all went to hell the next morning.
I mean I guess it only really hurts when I go down stairs. Got some tape on it and I will skip running on Friday and try not straining it while in the city.

>>23998
I approached it as primarily as a historical term of a group of people from Northern Germany moving to the British Isles.

 No.24007

If you think about it, might makes right has never not been true. In fact, it's been one of THE basic principles of humanity ever since, and no matter what you are doing, you will ALWAYS lose against someone with more power.

 No.24009

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Took the day off of work. I have accrued a lot of paid time off. Why not use some?

>>24004
Everone who runs gets injured. But we do it anyway. Endorphins are a hell of a drug.

Best song on the Twin Peaks OST:
Julee Cruise - Falling (Twin Peaks Soundtrack)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIUeZ4OqLXU



 No.21145 [Reply]

Suffering is unimaginable. What is prostitution like in your cunt tree? In mine it's horribly illegal except in Nevada for I'm sure bullshit evil reasons. But strip clubs are everywhere as well as sex shops.
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 No.23824 KONTRA

Just noticed during the whataboutism discussion, that if you take out the "bo", we could combine German autism and whataboutism to coin the term "German whatautism".

 No.23826 KONTRA

>>23824
What about :-) Gertismus, GERtismus, GERtism, Gerdtismus, Gerd-tism, Gerdtism?

 No.23827 KONTRA

>>23826
I like gertism, sounds crisp, but it feels like the "what" and the "autism"-part have been lost on the way. Maybe we can take gertism for something else?

 No.23876

I*t should be illegal, fatistan

Holy Christ it's been so long since I been back to me own cultire. I forgot how hard I jated all the othjer fucking USA Americans.God I hate you all. No idgaf whonyall voted for. You're all dumb cunts words couldnt evene describe what I justseen in walmart over the fucking pandmeic, holy christ.

sorry i took today off an am hella drunk si fuck word eduting



 No.23852 [Reply]

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 No.23853

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>>23852
Once.



 No.23489 [Reply]

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Oi! Ernst! Yes, I'm talking to YOU!

Soon it's Easter, and since except Brick everyone is having a holiday, it means that you have a bit of time on your hand, don't you? Btw, Brick is invited too, of course.
But that means that we will do a little something for the Ernstchannel; you won't spend your entire day with your family anywa- STOP LYING!

That's why all Ernsts, serious posters and especially low-laying lurkers are invited to make banners. It's easy:

Format 300x100, jpg, png or gif

Ernstchan can always need banners and original content and that's why it needs YOU!
Make a banner, post it here and make Ernstchan a colorful and diverse place!

One banner for each day of the year!
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 No.23699

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>>23697
You drew that? Pretty nice. Reminds me that we used to have a drawing/art thread years ago. Not that I could contribute anything, but that was a nice thread.

 No.23711

>>23699
yeah that was me who drew it, thanks!
>art thread
can we have another one? according to banners i saw a talanted artists who contributed to EC, so maybe we can find more hidden gems :D

 No.23733

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>>23711
>art thread
Somebody should make one. I would happily post low effort Ernstwurfs. My bread and butter. Brick usually did the OP with reference links and such, which I am too lazy to replicate. Also, I know I have a bigger version of this pic somewhere. My files are a mess.

 No.23829

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>>23733
>Also, I know I have a bigger version of this pic somewhere. My files are a mess.
I got you, mate.



 No.9269 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Generations of people have been, and continue to be, inspired by pervasive violence: namely anorectal violence. Many perpetrators of this violence against one or more others especially in public pornography have not faced severe punishment despite both 1) the high likelihood of anorectal injury to a receptive person due to anorectal fragility, and 2) the significance and potential severity (even lethality) of resultant traumatic consequences. What arguably should easily be considered incriminating behavior worldwide is commonly featured in public pornography, in many cases being sold for profit and far too often serving as an example to be copied. This situation is both one of the greatest injustices and one of the greatest contributors to societal decadence in the modern era. Facilitating factors include prevalent (willful) ignorance, apathy, and misinformation about anorectal topics, which are enabling people with (self-)destructive tendencies to have a field day with anorectal violence and to spread disinformation quite effectively.

BTW: Please delete my last thread. Thanks.
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 No.22194

"An estimated 37% of women and 9% of men report receiving anal sex across their lifespan (Herbenick et al., 2015). Despite this, only 24% of men and 14% of women report anal sex as appealing, and 72% of women and 15% of men report pain during anal sex (Herbenick et al., 2015). Anal sex carries health risks such as heightened risk of STD transmission, abrasions, fissures, bleeding and is associated with higher rates of faecal incontinence (Hutton et al., 2013; Markland et al., 2016). Rough sex, which can include whipping and spanking, bondage, hair pulling, verbal aggression or degradation and choking, is also prevalent, rated as appealing by approximately 40% of men and women (Herbenick et al., 2017). Rough sex acts are considered gendered, where women are predominantly the target of rough sex acts and men take a dominant role. For example, in a nationally representative US sample (N = 2,227, 51.73% female), one-fifth of women reported having been choked during sexual activity (Herbenick et al., 2023). Some research has linked the prevalence of rough sex to exposure to violent or aggressive sexual acts in pornography (Herbenick et al., 2021, 2023; Vogels & O'Sullivan, 2019; Wright et al., 2022)."
"“What Is Normal?”: A Qualitative Exploration of Health Practitioners' Reports of Treating Patients Presenting with Unpleasant Sexual Experiences." Archives of Sexual Behavior. 2024 Nov; 53(10): 4099-4116. PMC11588967. doi:10.1007/s10508-024-02994-3. Epub 2024 Sep 23.
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 No.22195

>>22194
> [PMID 39313695 MLy]
That was included by accident. I note for my own personal reference whether any particular study currently is indexed by MedLine (yes or no).

 No.22889

An updated Anorectal Trends, Risks, and Anatomy compilation is now available with several minor changes, the 2025/03/13 edition:
https://pst.moe/paste/agoxto or https://paste2.org/GW9N4HxH

Here is the list of what has changed:
- [T&A] Updated the journal parameters for 10.1891/0886-6708.27.3.378 -- The month was added.
- [A&T] Added a missing closing quote to what was quoted from Physiology of the Gastrointestinal Tract, Volume 1 (2012) - Page 1023
- [A&T] Added a missing closing quote to what was quoted from Forensic Medicine: Fundamentals and Perspectives (2013) - Page 312
- [A&T] Added a "[diseased]" clarifier for hemorrhoidal disease to what was quoted from Principles and Practice of Surgery for the Colon, Rectum, and Anus, Third Edition (2007)
- [AR2] Added a "[diseased]" clarifier for hemorrhoidal disease to what was quoted from PMC7392573

More extensive changes still are planned, but when they'll be completed remains to be determined.

 No.23782

"This study examined associations between sexualized media consumption, sexual double standard (SDS) norms, and sexual coercion perpetration and victimization in late adolescence and whether these associations were moderated by gender. Participants were sexually active Dutch secondary school students aged 16–20 years (N = 255, 58.4% girls). Data were collected using a self-report questionnaire at a single time-point. Overall, more sexualized media consumption was associated with higher odds of both sexual coercion perpetration and victimization. These associations did not differ by gender. Specifically, viewing online pornography and sexually oriented reality television more frequently were associated with higher odds of sexual coercion perpetration, whereas viewing others’ sexy social media posts more frequently was associated with higher odds of sexual coercion victimization. Finally, stronger endorsement of SDS norms was associated with lower odds of sexual coercion perpetration in girls, but with comparatively higher odds of sexual coercion perpetration in boys. Results indicate that consuming sexualized media and societal sexual double standards is associated with an increased risk of sexual coercion experiences in adolescence."
... "The findings that more exposure to several types of sexualized media are related to both sexual coercion perpetration and victimization are not surprising in light of previous content analyses of pornography, reality television, social media posts, and sexualized music videos (Birdsall & Keay, 2018; Bridges et al., 2010; Carrotte et al., 2017; Stevens Aubrey & Frisby, 2011). These media types often explicitly depict both sexually aggressive and dominant behaviors as well as permissive behavior and sexual objectification. Via processes such as modeling and self-objectification, adolescents might internalize the sexual behaviors they observe in the media into their own sexual scripts and repertoire (Bussey & Bandura, 1999; Karsay et al., 2018). This appears to make them susceptible to being a victim as well as a perpetrator of sexual coercion."
"Interestingly, different types of sexualized media were associated with sexual coercion perpetration and victimization. This may indicate that there are different underlying mechanisms. The media types associated with perpetration, that is pornography and reality television, are those most likely to explicitly depict sexually coercive intPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



 No.96 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.23464

>>23461
>but more recent albums are too blunt
And earlier albums weren't?

 No.23465

>>23464
No, their earlier albums had more emulation of historical material where they take a perspective of an actor "as is".
The songs themselves served the context of a theme instead of the author's personal opinions. The lyrics are a lot worse as a result of personalizing lyrics.

 No.23466

>>23465
Ah, that's what you meant. I see.
Frankly, I don't know anything newer than Passage to Rhodesia, but I immediately thought about "Die Brandstifter" from Masse, Mensch, Material that I found to be pretty blunt, but not in the way you understand it.

 No.23532

>>23466
> He said Rhodesia
This is racist and you are a racist. Nazi.



 No.23330 [Reply]

As much as I like commiecat OC, I'm still not sure what to do with the "eaten by commiecat" pic. No idea what it's supposed to appeal to.

Can ernst think of something?


 No.22649 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>>22028

I congratulate the winner who won that race in the last moments of the old thread. Here's to you, Ernst!
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 No.23231

>>23229
I woke up at 12pm and it's nearly 8pm now. I wasted nearly the entire day.

 No.23233

>>23225
> Fremdgänger
You can write that on an MB Sprinter, 7m version. But on a normal car, you would need to make do with Frmdgng., otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fit the broken heart.

 No.23234

>>23228
Berlin or Hamburg?

>>23233
If you don't apply the paint with a fire hose, you could easily fit "Fremdgänger" even on a Smart, if you're smart (heehee) about it, and then the broken heart underneath, or on the hood.
Also, when vandalizing cars, the windows are free, too.

t. car vandalizing pro

 No.23239

>>23229
>How do you have the discipline/self-control necessary to task switch from work to playing videogames/relaxing/internet surfing?
Easiest way to stop one task is to start another. Regardless of how focused or into it you feel, if you are physically in the act of working/playing/sufing your mind should follow. Easier said than done. I know.



 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).
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 No.22953 KONTRA

>>22950
Read the joke, it does not makes Sense when reading it tbh because it's
>I said:"jeez ..." (2x)

You cannot convey any echo this way but simple wrote up something that contradicts itself logically. It's not a good joke that written like that.

 No.22964

>>22953
You're one ugly motherfucker

 No.23206

A man goes to a fortune teller, they tell the man that in about 18 years, his heart will get broken.

Hearing this forecast left the man very sad.
To cheer himself up, he got himself a kitten right away.

 No.23207

>>23206
I chuckled.
Plot twist: He called the kitten Pluto.



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