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 No.11855 [Reply]

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Good evening dear sirs, EC and Radio Ernstiwan are back online. Reason for the downtime was - as already suspected - a damaged storage volume at our providers' site. The following happened: Wednesday at about 08:00UTC both chan and radio (which run on different servers, but are hosted by the same provider) went offline, even admin access was impossible. In the late evening I at least could see the servers as online in the VNC console, which can be opened from the admin area of our providers' web page, but all services and SSH access were still offline. The logs on both servers showed complaints about a corrupt file system with the hint to fix it via fsck. I waited until now whether our provider would react to the incident ticket I opened, which he didn't. So I tried the fsck fix, and it worked. I hope the 36 hours without EC weren't too painful.

Of course this is just a cover-up-story, the truth is it was a CABBAGE ATTACK!!!111 THOSE MONSTERS, HOW DARE THEY???


 No.11100 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.11476

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Iewelk düdesch lant hevet sinen palenzgreven: sassen, beieren, vranken unde svaven

 No.11485

>>11476
That map is a lie. The Holy Roman Empire had internal borders. It wasn't 'of the German nation', either, it was multi-ethnic. Go and read a book, maybe you'll learn something, for example you might learn not being a Nazi.

Deutschland ist scheiße, ihr seid die Beweise!
Deutschland von der Karte streichen, Polen muss bus Frankreich richer!

 No.11492

>>11485
I'm not sure who is trolling who at this point.

 No.11536

>>11492
I'm 1945% certain that the lefty and the righty have teamed up at this point to entertain the portugal-kazakh faction.



 No.10641 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.11096

>>11089
>How can a person radiate such a depressive and gloomy atmosphere with every word they let out of their mouth
I mean if we look at the germans around here, it shouldn't be surprising.
Is it a finnish online community? Maybe he heard about the highest suicide rate meme and tried to fit in.

 No.11097 KONTRA

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>>11092
You use picrel for clearing out the snow right? Works especially well for driveways. I only use a shovel in tight spaces where this can't fit. Anyways, a little snow clearing gets the day off to a good start don't you think?

>>11096
>if we look at the germans around here, it shouldn't be surprising.
I thought that we only had a bad batch of G*rmans here. Troubling.
>Is it a finnish online community?
No.

 No.11098

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>>11097
I use pic. Lift and throw method, which is easier with that ergonomic handle. Not a perfect shovel though. Wet snow tends to get clogged. I also have a long narrow shovel for pushing light snow, and a lightweight flat shovel for...actually don't know why I have that one. Rarely use it. Oh, and a snow broom for my car. Love that thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd7VuzALBCM

t.Shill

>a little snow clearing gets the day off to a good start don't you think?

Watching my neighbors in full hooded winter coats boots and scarfs while I'm out there in a t-shirt and sneakers :D

 No.11099 KONTRA

>>11089
I have like two exams and one presentation, so I’ll have plenty of time off after Christmas.
My plan is to try out a few games and to read some.



 No.10221 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>9766 is now officially dead
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 No.10637 KONTRA

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>>10636
>Angela Anaconda
I hated her voice so much it's unreal.

 No.10638 KONTRA

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Some Ernst might appreciate this so I'll share: FreeTube application provides most of youtube's features without requiring a google account. I think it also uses those individious services you seem to like. Not sure, check it out for yourself. Seems pretty good to me so far.

https://github.com/FreeTubeApp/FreeTube

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>>10636
Seryoga has a busyness to discuss with Oleg. He'll make a phone call in evening. Most likely, Oleg (going to alcostore under daylight) is a handyman. And Seryoga (with his own car and loud music) is a small entrepreneur. They speak jargon common for this social environment.

 No.20610 KONTRA




 No.8130 [Reply]

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i just watched a Type Ashton t. not a shill yt-vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks21NXDBRWk [~25min]

she focuses on censorship in that vid, but, since limited length, leaves a lot out. could we call this "censorship", which she applied herself for the goal of creating a cohesive video for the average watch-time of her viewers? I'm sure she is one of those that at least looks at it, prolly even tries to use it.

Anyhow... i wanted to ask about Ernst's opinion about censorship and maybe start a discussion.

mainly because of the following i thought of.

self-imposed censorship.
i'm sure all of us are using some form of ad-blocker script, which pre-filters the content we consume and automatically censors "content", which has been added to a list of "this is content purely put in view because someone paid bling bling".

censorship is fucking useful.

now, there are all types of censorship.
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 No.9399

>>9392
> #Worldwide
> ##Bicycles
> The episode "Bicycles" and all episodes featuring characters riding in cars were edited after their initial broadcasts to make the characters wear helmets in the former and seat belts in the latter.

And as always:
censorship is used to misrepresent reality.

Proofs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RQrKP9a0XE
How many helmets can you count? And what percentage or ratio of all cyclist is wearing a helmet?

 No.10484

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https://yewtu.be/watch?v=KMLMQRS3Krk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMLMQRS3Krk)[~15min]
> even the FBI says: "use an Ad-Blocker."
so does our government.

 No.10828 KONTRA

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>>10813
> 1.png
First time I've seen advertisement in a very, very long time while browsing/lurking. Chances are high the person responsible for propagating said advertisement didn't even get any financial gain for doing so.

>>9147
> EC has fallen
It do be like that.mp4



 No.6767 [Reply]

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since >>6754 suggested, ima start a thread.
which will prolly not get accepted/used a lot

Ernst didn't sleep last night and now is tired as fuck. Ernst has problems with sleeping since his teens. a lot of Ernst's problems started in his teens.

Ernst was very paranoid at that time and a lot into conspiracy theories. Ernst feared the emergence of a surveillance state.
Today Ernst isn't paranoid anymore, but suffers from PTSD because of it, which gets triggered every time he sees someone using his or her smart phone. Ernst doesn't trust in others reading the terms of services of commercial application and is aware that a lot of those commercial application demand unconditional access of the microphone and other things in their terms of services for targeted advertising, user experience and such.
A lot of people do not care about that, but Ernst did and still does to some extend. But Ernst can't just go to some stranger and say
> could you please stop using your phone around me, because i do not trust in your ability to read terms of services and make an informed decision based on what you have read.
these "strangers" include Ernst family. Although Ernst already told them how he feels about it, they seem to prefer the comfortability of use over Ernst feelings.

Ernst is aware that the amount of data collected today is way beyond the scope of human-based-supervision, so that it is very unlikely that any of the data is actually looked at by a person.

Ernst also thinks a lot about world politics, human potential, philosophy, how a "just" world could look like, how to define "just" and so on.
Ernst basically is a little autist, who thinks he might be able to "save the world". But Ernst isn't even sure if the world needs saving... and even if, who or what gives Ernst the right to decide how to define what a "saved world" is?
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 No.9654

>>9640
Randombernd, is that you?

 No.10343

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Today I visited my father in order to tell him, that I am close to breaking all contact with him like the rest of my family did.
When I arrived at his house the backdoor was open, but nobody home. Quite unusual, since my father usually always locks that door, even if he is at home. Reason for that seems to have been the non-party that hasn't been cleaned up, yet. There were ~4 glasses on the dinner table, 2 of those unused. Some chips in a bowl - according to taste and consistency they stood there for about 1 to 2 days. An unopened wine bottle on the dinner table and one unopened wine bottle next to a fitting bag that seemed to have been left as a gift on a cupboard. Outside the backdoor was a crate of beer with 3 bottles missing/empty and some unopened soda bottles; left outside for cheap cooling.
I assumed my father was just very shortly gone for grocery shopping or something. So I decided to wait a bit and made myself something to eat. In the fridge was a cake that hasn't been touched. After a while I've decided to open a beer. After I finished the beer I wrote a little letter, just about that I visited and what I've done, not why I wanted to visit, and left.

Overall a win win.
Got free food and didn't have to interact with my father.

I assume he had birthday or something. I really don't know such things because I simply do not care. I even forgot my own birthday more than once.
> "I wish you all the good"
- "Uh,... what for?"
> "Your birthday?"
- "Oh, right! Thanks."
Most of my friends/family know that I can't remember birthday dates and such. They usually remind me shortly beforehand.

>>9654
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 No.10344 KONTRA

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time for some attention whoring

> Maybe I update this thread somewhat weekly, with banal personal habbenings to imitate a therapeutical group session and ease others into sharing their personal habbenings, which they struggle to solve.

> maybe my last QQ bump, idk
Not gonna do a QQ bump but instead a blogpost about what happened today, I've decided. Let's define "blogpost" as mainly todays personal habbenings; may include thoughts, feelings and references of past personal habbenings [the "mainly", "may include", XOR, OR, AND, NAND, NOR and XNOR part can be moved around, included or left out freely]. I'll try to order the habbenings of today somewhat chronologically and somewhat after personal interpretation of importance; in other words: it is a chaotic, yet ordered, list of [Today's habbenings].

> Why aren't you posting it in the dedicated thread?

Because you can't [-] in a thread.

Like always: don't take anything at face whale you. I even lie in this half-ish meta post. Everyone is lieing - even to themselfs; copium. Of course I am going to misrepresent myself and what actually happened in order to give a better impression. Sure, you might not like that impression I am trying to portrait - but you are not deciding about how, when and where I lie. I do. Maybe you can even learn from my lies and improve your own lieing. The communication form attention whoring, which is "shitposting publicly without anyone asking", is always full of lies; especially if you force others to repeat a 3rd person's lie (e.g. ads, news […]) via an external tool (e.g. money, religion, group faggöttingen, fear […]).

I left my lurkingcave; visited society (and fell in love). I gonna focus on that. I know not everyone likes to read everything or everyones posts. I usually skip past hungry's blogpost myself and read pretty much everything else. But than, again, sometimes when I lay in bed and can't sleep and am not in the mood to do anything - I lurk those posts. It is a different kind of lurking. And I am not always in the mood to listen to the problems and habbenings of someone else. There is enough not habbening in my own life. I don't need more problems induced by others to further increase this non-hPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.10345 KONTRA

> Everyone who doesn't talk with his heart on the tongue is stupid by default, since such an act doesn't use the whole intelligence available to an individual being.

The used idiom is powerful.
> to talk with your heart on the tongue
This idiom is truth transcending science, logic and time.

And at this point it might be important to mention the following:

Mine Primärattribut iß LAZY
"My primary attribute is lazy." ?

Yes, all capital letters. Ernst, in all honesty: you can be really happy, that I do not write like I want to write most of the times. I wouldn't bother with capitalization unless it is camelCase or self-imposed meaning as in Wortneuschöpfung literally: wordNewCreation. correct translation: neologism. I prefer the look of all smoll, but wouldn't really care enough to hit the CAPS key, if it is enabled. (Why is it a "key"? It is a [binary switch] or [toggle], chrott færdømme !!. Just put an actual, physical switch on the keyboard. Isn't thaaaat hard, is it?! It's even hard to find decent hardware without RGB-BULLSHIT.
Just gimme my goddamn logical consistent hardware instead of bling bling faggotory !!
)

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 No.9766 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

For the finn that is gone anyway: >>9421
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 No.10222

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>>10216
Korolyov was not a communist, but a counterrevolutionary and trotskist saboteur.

 No.10223 KONTRA

>>10222
I was going to say he was wrongly accused by that self-interested wrecker Yezhov, but it seems he was sentenced to egghead labor camp for years after the dismasking of Yezhov as an enemy of the people. Fugg :DD

 No.10225

>>10223
Sigismund Levanevsky denounced everyone he knew from Tupolevs office, because he needed someone to blame for his own idiotic failures. (Overfilling an oil-tank, than thinking it was leaking and starting to panic.)

 No.10275

>>10258
The interpretation is that you are the kind of petty asshole who will go cross-thread just to keep an inane argument going, not in order to reach any kind of conclusion, but exclusively to show everyone just how much smarter and moreally superior you are than the person you are trying to bully into submission with your hypocritical rhetorics. Otherwise you would have just kept posting in the old thread, which is still perfectly fine, just not bumped anymore and will take quite some time to be deleted.
You're a piece of shit, simple as.

btw I am not even the Ernst you are actually arguing with



 No.9844 [Reply]

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Hello, this is toxic Ernst.
Unlike wholesome Ernst (who apparently has died), in this thread I will reply to every post with an insult, since there is obviously a need for hostility and conflict, so maybe we can draw it away from other threads in this manner.

Please note that if you like Morrissey, you can FUCK RIGHT OFF CUNT
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 No.10002 KONTRA

Shit, forgot to actually reply, my apologies. Here the improved post:

>>9999
>>10000
>both gets wasted on absolute fucking retards
You are both absolute fucking retards, you fucking retarded absolutes.

 No.10004

>>10000
>>9999
Witnessed In~kun

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>>10000
I laughed. The I saw the filename, and laughed again.

 No.10017 KONTRA

>>10008
>>10004
This is not a thread for childish cheering and silly celebration, you fruit flies.



 No.9421 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>8979 and the mega-structures of tomorrow
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 No.9773 KONTRA

>>9768
You know exactly.

 No.9776

>>9773
No, I don't.
Also,
>KONTRAing after SYSTEMKONTRA

 No.9778

>>9776
That was not me. What you think is connected is not. You were not able to interpret the posts or think about the intention in the right way and that is ok I guess.

 No.9790

>>9778
> You were not able to interpret the posts or think about the intention in the right way
You know, that's not always the fault of the receiver.
Wudi wadi wau, hijn?



 No.8979 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Official Inquiries
>>8547

Sponsored by Microsoft's Bing.
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 No.9419

>>9415
I personally do not really care what happens after my death.
If I can make a request I would want a viking funeral with a boat and fire.
My mom wants to be put in a cemetery forest, but my brother doesn't want that because he wants a grave to visit.

 No.9420

>>9415
>Has any Ernst somewhat seriously already considered what should happen with his body after his death?

Young enough to be useful, science or giving somebody else extended life sounds good. Old: burn me and give ashes to the sea fuck you soil, the mighty ocean os where it's at. The coolest would be burned while drifting out in the open sea.

Also grandma's americanized (is it even?) wish should be granted.

 No.9451

>>9415
This matters so few to me. When I die, I kinda believe everything that would’ve mattered during my mortal life would not anymore, maybe everything in the whole entire universe would cease to exist to me all at once, and would never have even existed, so why worry.

Maybe you could memetically transfer your own "being" into other people. That’s how I know a bit my grandfather without ever seeing him, throughout my father who behaves a lot like him. Since I behave a lot like my father, part of my grandfather is still alive I guess. Depending on how individuality is defined.

 No.9452 KONTRA

If I knew I was about to die though I seriously consider faking my own death and skydiving into my own coffin at my funeral.



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