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Funny edition
Recent >>17883
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 No.18814 KONTRA

Allah, those airy thin summer pants women wear that cherish every ass enormously should be forbidden. Mamma Mia, there was an extraordinary case on the subway with her friends and I dropped every clear thought one could have after a working day.

 No.18815 KONTRA

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>>18810
You should jack off less.

>>18814
You should jack off more.

>>18813
Not sure about you.

 No.18816 KONTRA

>>18815
>You should jack off more.

Which is probably true. My desire to talk to her was greater, though.

 No.18818 KONTRA

>>18815
If you ask me the answer is always jacking off less.

 No.18819

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>>18818
>why yes, I fell for nofap and yourbrainonporn and all the other terminally online bullshit, how did you know?
Thoroughly americanized... 耻...

 No.18820

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>>18819
Nice trick but I will not give up my 精

 No.18821

>>18820
Yet you associate with communists... curious, I say.

 No.18822 KONTRA

I've yet to be rejected in requesting a number this year. It may seem good, this 100% success rate only tells me I'm not risking enough times.

 No.18824

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>>18822
Where do you even meet girls on the Portugal?

 No.18825

>>18824
This was at the laundromat. An unexpected upside of my laundry machine dying.

 No.18826 KONTRA

>>18825
I used the laundromat drying last winter and I never even encountered a woman my age range really, I think. I only got a smile from a teenager who was there with her mom once.

Give me some of your Portuguese ballsiness. That said I got rejected asking for numbers in the past, but I also had been successful. It's a really numbers game in another way and getting over yourself is the crucial part.

 No.18828

>>18800
I still think of 2019 when people say "last year". 2020s just feel like a long 2020.

>>18723
>Calisthenicianistas
Thought its a made up word in the same vein as supercalifragilisticaxpialidocious.

 No.18829 KONTRA

>>18585
>something like Ctext for Buddhist stuff

My go-to is cbeta: https://cbetaonline.dila.edu.tw

 No.18837

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My quad cramped yesterday. Never happened before. Sucked. Dehydration. Long day at work. Hot. Thought I was drinking enough. Seems fine this morning. We'll see how it holds up.

>>18813
My rule on pain is simple. If it exists before I start, I ignore it and run. If the pain begins while running, I stop.
Congrats on the new best.

 No.18842

Nothing to do at work for a few days in a row, have to wait until coworkers do their part of job.
Spending time studying French and reading guide about cunnilingus.

 No.18843

Started updating my CV since I want to get another temp job until October. Some routine would do me good I figure. Not sure I can scrap together enough willpower to finish the application today though.
Been listening to country music all day. Might get really into Johnny Cash. Or maybe deeper. How about Johnny Paycheck, ever heard about the guy?
My ass is depressed. Need to get back into the saddle again.

 No.18853 KONTRA

Nothing of note happened. Got paid for the week. My intestines hurt most of the day. Hopefully it passes.
Bought the coffee for grandma like mom asked me to. They were selling very cheap jaffa cakes for some reason so I got some for myself and my sister. Mom was elated that I did something apparently selfless.
I can hear the crickets outside. There's a lot to be done tomorrow.

 No.18855

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Doodled something.
Not even sure where I wanted to go with this.
It's not "finished" and it has no concept, but I also don't have enough skill to do more with it.

 No.18861 KONTRA

Went to a punk show yesterday with a buddy of mine. Bands were taking forever to start and he was chatting to some other friends of his I didn't know. He kinda tried to introduce me but I didn't really have it in me to join the conversation and then some (literally) r*tarded middle aged guy started pestering me and I didn't know how to get rid of him so I went outside to smoke. Just stood there for a while watching all the people chat to each other and when after finishing my beer the bands still hadn't started I just left and went home. Feels like I'm hitting a new mental health low. At least I won 3-1 at darts.
Got on okcupid and matched a couple cute girls. One texted me first but I can't even bring myself to respond. Gonna go work out tomorrow and hope that it'll improve my mood.

 No.18862 KONTRA

>>18861
>Just stood there for a while watching all the people chat to each other and when after finishing my beer the bands still hadn't started I just left and went home. Feels like I'm hitting a new mental health low.

Take it like weather. Easier said than done. Last week I did not archive what I wanted at my sport and I also failed chatting with a cute really. Not the chat I wanted it to be and maybe not what she wanted as well, but what do I know There will be other events, new chances for attempts to be social and to get to know somebody. It sounds stupid but putting yourself out there is a very important part, so good you even went.

 No.18863 KONTRA

I achieved most of my goals for today but I still felt like it was unfulfilling and frustrating.
Woke up, had breakfast, ran and then I set out to buy some stuff. My mother was going out too, so I tagged along with her but in retrospect I wish I had gone alone on foot. Got some lightbulbs for my desk lamp. Mostly just to keep in storage when I need a new one.
Afterwards I got a new alarmclock and a few candles at Ikea. The old alarm clock was getting really quiet for some reason and the moment something like this becomes unreliable it's useless so even though I feel bad about throwing it out because it "technically works" I actually am doing nothing wrong.
Honestly I like the stuff Ikea sells but I have an absolutely immense fucking dislike for their checkout area and all the people just cluttering the place.
With the candles they were selling a 20 pack of these very long ones and I was thinking "should I get those? I have a candle holder, it'd look cool" and I was fighting for a bit and took a deep breath and said "Just let it happen".

Also finally took back the plastic bottles to the whatever something machine that gives you back your deposit of 50HUF per bottle. Fascist Eurocommunism. Spent like 10 minutes trying to work the thing but in the end I did manage to get the deposit back and I totally wasn't ready to have a nervous breakdown over how I was forced to install an app on my phone if I want ACTUAL MONEY and not a store voucher.

While at the store I also checked if I actually had a good deal on that coffee at the other place or did I fall for some trick but no, it was an actually good deal. Better than expected. Greatest coffee deal in the history of coffee trading, maybe ever.

At home I had lunch and then I took a really long nap. Apparently in the meantime my father completed the deck. Mostly. There's a small part where the stones don't align and need to be filled with concrete so he will do that shit eventually and until then I still cannot put the desk back.
Of course now he realized what I told him that there's still like 40cm of the old deck left he didn't break apart and now he is going to take apart that and fucking create another waste pile now that he had one taken away last week and I am genuinely so fucking mad that this could have been taken away with that pile that time but no, "we will get to it son" and I was fucking right and powerless to stop it like I was genuinely about to fucking scream in agony that the entire fucking place looks like its owned by Gypsies because he cannot fucking finish anything and just piles up shit everywhere.

Parsed a bit of the Golden Light Sutra in Chinese. I think it won't take too long to complete a translation of this. Will probably turn out fine.
I had a copy of the chapter I want to study a bit deeper printed out. Wrote the title with that cheap calligraphy pen on the cover with my own hand and also stamped it with the seal I got from a friend with that red poisonous ink.
Also read a bit of manga but wasn't really feeling it.

One odd thing I've been thinking about is how mom will have surgery in two weeks and she's scared of dying. I'm scared of her dying too. Honestly I'd like to tell her I'm sorry I didn't empty the dishwasher as often as I could have. I'm fixating on this one bit of being unfilial. But if I told her this it'd be like as if I had already let her go or something and that feels like giving up and self-defeating in a spiritual sense.

Honestly I love alternating between having runner's high, megalomania and then anger and despair over the slightest thing not going towards my expectations in the day.

 No.18864

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Why is this so true and why are mechs, despite being an interesting concept in a vacuum, always so incredibly gay? Especially the anime ones.

 No.18865

>>18864
Why are mechs an interesting concept? I always thought that legs are an incredible weak point and being tall is also bad on a battle field

Regarding the questions: I don't know about mechs or anime, I avoid both because of the reasons listed above and because anime is gay and ponies.

 No.18866

>>18864
I’m not too big on mech stuff, but I always thought that the Japanese ones were at first about selling toys and later switched over to being about the people piloting them and their internal struggles with themselves and the place they occupy in society.
Basically the mechs themselves are just a way to place teenagers in war conditions without it feeling too real.

Western mechs seem to be a marginal genre unless I’m forgetting something very obvious. (Transformers probably doesn’t count.)

 No.18867 KONTRA

>>18866
According to this meme the metal gear would be a western mech

 No.18868 KONTRA

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>>18864
>>18865
>>18866
Terrible takes. Y'all should go watch Gundam before talking about mechs.

 No.18869 KONTRA

>>18868
No I will not watch Gundam because I don't think I would survive the potential for autism.

 No.18870

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>>18869
You've already seen LotGH so I don't think it could get any worse.
Gundam is all about the drama imho, it's strange to me that it's so associated with nerding out about the mech designs or whatever.

 No.18871

I am such a dedicated wage slave that I only get sick on days off.

 No.18874

>>18867
Well, Kojimbo is probably the biggest westaboo in existence, so...

 No.18876

>>18811
> Where did it start? What happened?
holy sheeeet. I've been rly, rly mad.
I still had an unopened letter, which came that exact day and i didn't manage to open it at that point in time.

something along ~"plz visit location x at time y. also, your fav 'Wohnhilfe' [housing support] is getting a copy of dis'
first time I've ever read that vocabulary. i wanted "ambulante, wöchentliche Betreueung" [at location, weekly baby sitting]. so i looked up, if those are the same or not. maybe they are using a different vocab for the same thingy? who knows. the GmbH (!!), who wants to do the AWB, didn't even have "Wohnhilfe" anywhere on their homepage (didn't find anything with ctrl+f). additionally, everyone told me all appointments are done…

wanted to ask the person, who was my typical go to person Ansprechpartner
> I am on vocation.
> dis be automated reply.

sooooo,… i've decided to write a somewhat lengthy, bad formulated shitpost e-mail with everyone in the CC instead of a blog post here :3
was mad already, but that was too much.
Still have no reply from anyone. my current assumption is, that someone simply did a wrong data entry or accidently send me the wrong letter?

maybe could/gonna redact all personal data and post here - you could auto translate. not gonna write a blog post on top of that stupid, hasty mail.
most definitely shouldn't have added that i need to smoke a lecker jointje to cool down after witnessing all those incompetent idiots at work. But it was 2nd night with barely any sleep and i was rly, rly pissed off :DD

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>>18876
>broken doper
>y other so incompetent >:(((((((((
lmao, have a sexually arousing picture to calm your tits

 No.18879

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Best of DB: you train runs late but your Anschlusstrain as well so you get both and only arrive with little delay at your destination.


>>18876
>i need to smoke a lecker jointje to cool down after witnessing all those incompetent idiots at work

I'm pretty sure some of your coworkers in that café could supply you with that item.

 No.18880 KONTRA

Most of the day was just plain bad and I was angry. Had a pretty okay nap and then I managed to work on some translations and also read some. Not even running made my mood better, it just ended up making me angrier about my problems.
The new alarm clock is working very well. Spent some time talking with friends on discord.

I just really want the fucking deck to be finished but with mom going to the hospital soon, my hopes are pretty low. Honestly that's making me anxious too.
Music helps. A bit.

 No.18881 KONTRA

I bought a car recently, and I do not like it. I felt more free without the car. It's not really the cars fault, there's nothing wrong with the car. It's literally not the car, it's me.

 No.18885

>>18881
What did you think when you were buying it?

I'm thinking of buying a car for gf after we marry for driving children. Public transport is good here but transportating babies in it may be hard. On the other hand, how often do you need to go somewhere far away with a baby or toddler? Isn't it cheaper and easier to take a taxi each time?

 No.18886 KONTRA

>>18885
>What did you think when you were buying it

I thought that the trains do not run on time, if they run at all, that every time I try to leave this small town, I risk being stuck in a train station or at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere for hours on end, possibly over night, that I can't very well cycle 25km or even 50km to a job interview, and how am I going to change jobs when I can't even get to the interview without being soaking wet from rain or sweat, etc. And these are the mere practicalities, of course it also complicates having a social life.

This is a railway-hub, but the federal railways are now unreliable to the point where they can't be of much use to anyone. They cancel entire links for months on end due to constructions, they are stripped of personnel, whenever someone falls ill, they cancel trains or stop servicing lines, their rolling stock has been neglected for decades, and they can only dispatch with a totally insufficient number of wagons, so people have to stand, and politicians have made tickets so cheap that low-lives with nothing to do and asylum-seekers overcrowd the trains night and day.

This is what system collapse looks like. But there's always ample money for public broadcasting, an insane number of orchestras and choirs, somali rocket scientists, and other hobbies of goodthinkful suburban boomers.

 No.18887

>>18885
>Isn't it cheaper and easier to take a taxi each time?
Taxis are expensive in Germany. Last time I used a taxi, I paid 30€ for 8km, and that's when you start at a taxi stand. If I wanted to go to the next town over by taxi, I'd be out of 120€ easy.

 No.18890

>>18887
Wow, that's a lot.

https://www.german-way.com/yes-theres-uber-in-germany-but/
Here there is analog of Uber (Yandex.Taxi) and no tax-drivers' special licenses or unions. On the other hand, cars are expensive because of sanctions and import tariffs.

Well, if you have kindergarten and school and doctor near your home and need a ride biweekly, for instance to grandparents, then it'll cost you 1500 euro per year. And a modest car costs 15.000 euro. So it's the same since by 10 years your child will be old enough to use public transport comfortably. But that's in case of one child.

- car needs parking and maintenance and so on
+ no need to interact with churcel drivers

 No.18896

>>18887
Envirocommis don't want you to have easy access to a personal motorized chauffeur. Thank dog Americanization Uberfication will bring an end to this fascist anti-exhausts regime and cheap brown chauffeurs will be ready for everybody until remigration is done. Germany will sparkle only with fine particulates in the air.

 No.18897

>>18890
>churcel
Will the solution to global car ownership be the creation of a dedicated class of delivery drivers? Are we saving the world by cultivating a caste of faceless untouchables or will every well established Ernst be roped and dragged to his death behind an underpowered scooter to a cheering crowd of independent delivery contractor?

 No.18898

>>18897
>creation of a dedicated class of delivery drivers
Already exists

 No.18900

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In the future, you won't have a delivery driver or taxi slave of flesh behind the wheels but a robot which is distance-controlled by poor people in poverty-stricken poorhouses around the world's poor belt. This was the hidden agenda behind all the singularity talk, all the promises stifled, the mask of venture capital narration: unveiled like the hair of a Persian woman in the last uprise in Iran.

 No.18901

>>18896
>Envirocommies
Envirocommies, lol. This is hardly about the environment. Taxi driver is a job that had few productivity gains in the last say 80 years. The cost of products that see slim productivity gains rises faster than overall inflation. In Germany, of course, the effect is amplified by high taxation.

>>18898
But as long as their is an ample supply of low-skill low-wage immigrants, things will only grow worse. It's no surprise that those who order most from amazon and who have the most food delivered are usually self-righteous no-nations-no-borders young urban hipsters.

Maybe if we get enough Africans, Claudius and Emma can actually afford to have their weekly shopping delivered by cargo-bicycle, and then, we will truly live in the best of all Germanies, right?

>>18890
Uber is a prime example of bogus self employment. They have been called innovative, but I have no idea what's innovative about tax evasion. It's been around for as long as there have been taxes.

 No.18902

>>18898
It's not solved the car ownership issue, though.

 No.18903

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>>18901
>This is hardly about the environment.

LoL. You don't know anything about our red light deep state and its mechanics, little sheeple. Sleep tight.


>those who order most from amazon and who have the most food delivered are usually self-righteous no-nations-no-borders young urban hipsters.


It's lower to middle-class family fathers located on the outskirts of a city boomers in other words. Also, Russo-Germs are ordering the most in online shops. They are very self-righteous when it comes to consuming products.

 No.18904

>>18903
Ach halt einfach dein dummes Maul.

 No.18905

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>>18904
You can't stand a honest worker sharing his experience of using his whole body to move things around with his bare hands? Sweating while pushing cat litter, fragrances, books, small electronics parts clothing, wine, fitness devices and all that shit having a calculate 90 seconds to get the job done each time? To people who vote CDU, think black people are suspicious and that want a little fun on their life? A new top, the new book by Kopp Verlag, that smart watch or the plastic toy your daughter wanted when she looked over your shoulder while you scrolled Ebay to relieve some stress after work?

The only sweat you know comes from anfrily typing word sequences that aim to prove your moral superiority to others below you. The pale citoyen can only lose. Remember that, boy.

 No.18909 KONTRA

>>18905
> Mimimi ich hatte einen Drecksdschob für Kanaken wegen den Grünen
Alter.

 No.18919 KONTRA

>>18909
Handelt es sich bei deinen Verständnisschwierigkeiten um genetische Dummheit?



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