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>>17883 252 posts and 71 image replies omitted. Click reply to view. No.18814 KONTRA
Allah, those airy thin summer pants women wear that cherish every ass enormously should be forbidden. Mamma Mia, there was an extraordinary case on the subway with her friends and I dropped every clear thought one could have after a working day.
No.18815 KONTRA
>>18810You should jack off less.
>>18814You should jack off more.
>>18813Not sure about you.
No.18816 KONTRA
>>18815>You should jack off more.Which is probably true. My desire to talk to her was greater, though.
No.18818 KONTRA
>>18815If you ask me the answer is always jacking off less.
No.18822 KONTRA
I've yet to be rejected in requesting a number this year. It may seem good, this 100% success rate only tells me I'm not risking enough times.
No.18825
>>18824This was at the laundromat. An unexpected upside of my laundry machine dying.
No.18826 KONTRA
>>18825I used the laundromat drying last winter and I never even encountered a woman my age range really, I think. I only got a smile from a teenager who was there with her mom once.
Give me some of your Portuguese ballsiness. That said I got rejected asking for numbers in the past, but I also had been successful. It's a really numbers game in another way and getting over yourself is the crucial part.
No.18828
>>18800I still think of 2019 when people say "last year". 2020s just feel like a long 2020.
>>18723>CalisthenicianistasThought its a made up word in the same vein as supercalifragilisticaxpialidocious.
No.18829 KONTRA
>>18585>something like Ctext for Buddhist stuffMy go-to is cbeta:
https://cbetaonline.dila.edu.tw No.18837
My quad cramped yesterday. Never happened before. Sucked. Dehydration. Long day at work. Hot. Thought I was drinking enough. Seems fine this morning. We'll see how it holds up.
>>18813My rule on pain is simple. If it exists before I start, I ignore it and run. If the pain begins
while running, I stop.
Congrats on the new best.
No.18842
Nothing to do at work for a few days in a row, have to wait until coworkers do their part of job.
Spending time studying French and reading guide about cunnilingus.
No.18853 KONTRA
Nothing of note happened. Got paid for the week. My intestines hurt most of the day. Hopefully it passes.
Bought the coffee for grandma like mom asked me to. They were selling very cheap jaffa cakes for some reason so I got some for myself and my sister. Mom was elated that I did something apparently selfless.
I can hear the crickets outside. There's a lot to be done tomorrow.
No.18862 KONTRA
>>18861>Just stood there for a while watching all the people chat to each other and when after finishing my beer the bands still hadn't started I just left and went home. Feels like I'm hitting a new mental health low.Take it like weather. Easier said than done. Last week I did not archive what I wanted at my sport and I also failed chatting with a cute really. Not the chat I wanted it to be
and maybe not what she wanted as well, but what do I know There will be other events, new chances for attempts to be social and to get to know somebody. It sounds stupid but putting yourself out there is a very important part, so good you even went.
No.18865
>>18864Why are mechs an interesting concept? I always thought that legs are an incredible weak point and being tall is also bad on a battle field
Regarding the questions: I don't know about mechs or anime, I avoid both because of the reasons listed above and because anime is gay and ponies.
No.18866
>>18864I’m not too big on mech stuff, but I always thought that the Japanese ones were at first about selling toys and later switched over to being about the people piloting them and their internal struggles with themselves and the place they occupy in society.
Basically the mechs themselves are just a way to place teenagers in war conditions without it feeling too real.
Western mechs seem to be a marginal genre unless I’m forgetting something very obvious. (Transformers probably doesn’t count.)
No.18867 KONTRA
>>18866According to this meme the metal gear would be a western mech
No.18869 KONTRA
>>18868No I will not watch Gundam because I don't think I would survive the potential for autism.
No.18870
>>18869You've already seen LotGH so I don't think it could get any worse.
Gundam is all about the drama imho, it's strange to me that it's so associated with nerding out about the mech designs or whatever.
No.18871
I am such a dedicated wage slave that I only get sick on days off.
No.18874
>>18867Well, Kojimbo is probably the biggest westaboo in existence, so...
No.18876
>>18811> Where did it start? What happened?holy sheeeet. I've been rly, rly mad.
I still had an unopened letter, which came that exact day and i didn't manage to open it at that point in time.
something along ~"plz visit location x at time y. also, your fav 'Wohnhilfe' [housing support] is getting a copy of dis'
first time I've ever read that vocabulary. i wanted "ambulante, wöchentliche Betreueung" [at location, weekly baby sitting]. so i looked up, if those are the same or not. maybe they are using a different vocab for the same thingy? who knows. the GmbH (!!), who wants to do the AWB, didn't even have "Wohnhilfe" anywhere on their homepage (didn't find anything with ctrl+f). additionally, everyone told me all appointments are done…
wanted to ask the person, who was my typical go to person
Ansprechpartner> I am on vocation.> dis be automated reply.sooooo,… i've decided to write a somewhat lengthy, bad formulated shitpost e-mail with everyone in the CC instead of a blog post here :3
was mad already, but that was too much.
Still have no reply from anyone. my current assumption is, that someone simply did a wrong data entry or accidently send me the wrong letter?
maybe could/gonna redact all personal data and post here - you could auto translate. not gonna write a blog post on top of that stupid, hasty mail.
most definitely shouldn't have added that i need to smoke a lecker jointje to cool down after witnessing all those incompetent idiots at work. But it was 2nd night with barely any sleep and i was rly, rly pissed off :DD No.18879
Best of DB: you train runs late but your Anschlusstrain as well so you get both and only arrive with little delay at your destination.
>>18876>i need to smoke a lecker jointje to cool down after witnessing all those incompetent idiots at workI'm pretty sure some of your coworkers in that café could supply you with that item.
No.18880 KONTRA
Most of the day was just plain bad and I was angry. Had a pretty okay nap and then I managed to work on some translations and also read some. Not even running made my mood better, it just ended up making me angrier about my problems.
The new alarm clock is working very well. Spent some time talking with friends on discord.
I just really want the fucking deck to be finished but with mom going to the hospital soon, my hopes are pretty low. Honestly that's making me anxious too.
Music helps. A bit.
No.18881 KONTRA
I bought a car recently, and I do not like it. I felt more free without the car. It's not really the cars fault, there's nothing wrong with the car. It's literally not the car, it's me.
No.18885
>>18881What did you think when you were buying it?
I'm thinking of buying a car for gf after we marry for driving children. Public transport is good here but transportating babies in it may be hard. On the other hand, how often do you need to go somewhere far away with a baby or toddler? Isn't it cheaper and easier to take a taxi each time?
No.18886 KONTRA
>>18885>What did you think when you were buying itI thought that the trains do not run on time, if they run at all, that every time I try to leave this small town, I risk being stuck in a train station or at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere for hours on end, possibly over night, that I can't very well cycle 25km or even 50km to a job interview, and how am I going to change jobs when I can't even get to the interview without being soaking wet from rain or sweat, etc. And these are the mere practicalities, of course it also complicates having a social life.
This is a railway-hub, but the federal railways are now unreliable to the point where they can't be of much use to anyone. They cancel entire links for months on end due to constructions, they are stripped of personnel, whenever someone falls ill, they cancel trains or stop servicing lines, their rolling stock has been neglected for decades, and they can only dispatch with a totally insufficient number of wagons, so people have to stand, and politicians have made tickets so cheap that low-lives with nothing to do and asylum-seekers overcrowd the trains night and day.
This is what system collapse looks like. But there's always ample money for public broadcasting, an insane number of orchestras and choirs, somali rocket scientists, and other hobbies of goodthinkful suburban boomers.
No.18887
>>18885>Isn't it cheaper and easier to take a taxi each time?Taxis are expensive in Germany. Last time I used a taxi, I paid 30€ for 8km, and that's when you start at a taxi stand. If I wanted to go to the next town over by taxi, I'd be out of 120€ easy.
No.18890
>>18887Wow, that's a lot.
https://www.german-way.com/yes-theres-uber-in-germany-but/Here there is analog of Uber (Yandex.Taxi) and no tax-drivers' special licenses or unions. On the other hand, cars are expensive because of sanctions and import tariffs.
Well, if you have kindergarten and school and doctor near your home and need a ride biweekly, for instance to grandparents, then it'll cost you 1500 euro per year. And a modest car costs 15.000 euro. So it's the same since by 10 years your child will be old enough to use public transport comfortably. But that's in case of one child.
- car needs parking and maintenance and so on
+ no need to interact with churcel drivers
No.18896
>>18887Envirocommis don't want you to have easy access to a personal motorized chauffeur. Thank dog
Americanization Uberfication will bring an end to this fascist anti-exhausts regime and cheap brown chauffeurs will be ready for everybody until remigration is done. Germany will sparkle only with fine particulates in the air.
No.18897
>>18890>churcelWill the solution to global car ownership be the creation of a dedicated class of delivery drivers? Are we saving the world by cultivating a caste of faceless untouchables or will every well established Ernst be roped and dragged to his death behind an underpowered scooter to a cheering crowd of independent delivery contractor?
No.18898
>>18897>creation of a dedicated class of delivery driversAlready exists
No.18901
>>18896>EnvirocommiesEnvirocommies, lol. This is hardly about the environment. Taxi driver is a job that had few productivity gains in the last say 80 years. The cost of products that see slim productivity gains rises faster than overall inflation. In Germany, of course, the effect is amplified by high taxation.
>>18898But as long as their is an ample supply of low-skill low-wage immigrants, things will only grow worse. It's no surprise that those who order most from amazon and who have the most food delivered are usually self-righteous no-nations-no-borders young urban hipsters.
Maybe if we get enough Africans, Claudius and Emma can actually afford to have their weekly shopping delivered by cargo-bicycle, and then, we will truly live in the best of all Germanies, right?
>>18890Uber is a prime example of bogus self employment. They have been called innovative, but I have no idea what's innovative about tax evasion. It's been around for as long as there have been taxes.
No.18902
>>18898It's not solved the car ownership issue, though.
No.18903
>>18901>This is hardly about the environment.LoL. You don't know anything about our red light deep state and its mechanics, little sheeple. Sleep tight.
>those who order most from amazon and who have the most food delivered are usually self-righteous no-nations-no-borders young urban hipsters.It's lower to middle-class family fathers located on the outskirts of a city
boomers in other words. Also, Russo-Germs are ordering the most in online shops. They are very self-righteous when it comes to consuming products.
No.18904
>>18903Ach halt einfach dein dummes Maul.
No.18905
>>18904You can't stand a honest worker sharing his experience of using his whole body to move things around with his bare hands? Sweating while pushing cat litter, fragrances, books, small electronics parts clothing, wine, fitness devices and all that shit having a calculate 90 seconds to get the job done each time? To people who vote CDU, think black people are suspicious and that want a little fun on their life? A new top, the new book by Kopp Verlag, that smart watch or the plastic toy your daughter wanted when she looked over your shoulder while you scrolled Ebay to relieve some stress after work?
The only sweat you know comes from anfrily typing word sequences that aim to prove your moral superiority to others below you. The pale citoyen can only lose. Remember that, boy.
No.18909 KONTRA
>>18905> Mimimi ich hatte einen Drecksdschob für Kanaken wegen den GrünenAlter.
No.18919 KONTRA
>>18909Handelt es sich bei deinen Verständnisschwierigkeiten um genetische Dummheit?