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 No.11692 [Reply]

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I've always had the idea in the back of my mind of visiting Swiss communes as if they were entities in themselves, and carefully documenting the visit.
I recently found some friends crazy enough to come along! I didn't want to flood the existing IWO thread, so I decided to make my own containment thread.


The rules :
-at each outing, the commune of the day will be drawn from this wikipedia list using a random number generator -> https://fr.wikipedia.org/[...]ommunes_du_canton_de_Vaud
-the designated commune cannot be refused under ANY circumstances
-during the visit, it is forbidden to leave the boundaries of the commune, otherwise the visit will stop
-you can't decide to continue visiting neighboring communes after the fact without having rerolled for a new and completely random commune
-if possible, only consume goods purchased within the commune during the visit
-draw up an exploration report when the commune is drawn, and complete it with photos and anecdotes at the end of the visit.
-Most of the visit are going to be made in the canton of Vaud
-Each time ther's a 20 percent chance that we're going to visit another entirely diffrent welsch canton randomely chosen: Geneva, Neuvchâtel, Fribourg, Valais, Jura or Bern.
-After the random canton have been selectionned, the commune will be chosen randomly using the same rules.

We're going to have a lot of fun!
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>>22071
You've been heard, tomorrow is free and visiting more of Switzerland is in my bingo. Thus I decided to expand my usual cantonal field and pick a random comune anywhere in my country.

It'll be Arosa in Graubunden! Graubunden is a weird canton. It was its own confederacy of three mountainous microstates called leagues:the Grey League, the League of the Ten Jurisdictions and the League of God's house https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Leagues.
Arosa itself seems to be one of those ski resort communes of the beginning of modern tourism history at the start of the XXth century. The most intresting buildings will most probably be historical hotels. I also noticed I missed the %Arosa Gay ski week% by only a few days.

 No.22121

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>>22120
Exciting destination!
>tomorrow is free
In my mental map, Graubünden is the least accessible canton from western Switzerland on account of multiple hills in between, so you'd need a whole day just to get there and another whole day just to return.

Ah, looking at a real map and Wikipedia, it looks like you will pass through Zürich and the almost 4 km Kerenzerbergtunnel. It says the watershed near Sargans is "barely noticeable" where my mental map had placed the trip's most insurmountable hills.
Or you could take the slower but probably more picturesque southern route passing through Brig and Andermatt instead of Zürich.

 No.22123

>>22121
The only place made harder to set by topography would be Ticino I think, you are right. Though Arosa is not that hard to get to by train. It’s directly connected to the main valley of Graubunden.

 No.22127

>>22123
Fun fact: From where I live in the northern wasteland, I can walk to a station and ride a train directly to Chur / Coire and back without having to transfer.



 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).
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 No.21241

>>21240
Peak british humour

 No.22068

What is white and disruptive to your dinner?
An avalanche

What is grey and bad for your teeth?
A cobblestone

 No.22082

An economics professor was crossing campus with one of his students and walked by a twenty-dollar bill lying on the ground.
The student was shocked: Professor, why didn't you pick up that twenty dollars?
Without looking back, the professor responded: If there was a twenty-dollar bill on the ground, someone would have already picked it up.

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In order to increase cross-thread engagement and overall post lead generation by providing calculatedly controversial content in the form of easily digestible artifacts, I will now post some women jokes:

Never run after a bus or a woman. You will be left behind in any case.

The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is marriage.

He was a mathematician and she was incalculable.

Women often adopt bad habits from men and call it "emancipation".

I love women's movements, but they have to be rhythmic.

It's nice having found the woman for life. It's nicer meeting a bunch more.


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 No.6767 [Reply]

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since >>6754 suggested, ima start a thread.
which will prolly not get accepted/used a lot

Ernst didn't sleep last night and now is tired as fuck. Ernst has problems with sleeping since his teens. a lot of Ernst's problems started in his teens.

Ernst was very paranoid at that time and a lot into conspiracy theories. Ernst feared the emergence of a surveillance state.
Today Ernst isn't paranoid anymore, but suffers from PTSD because of it, which gets triggered every time he sees someone using his or her smart phone. Ernst doesn't trust in others reading the terms of services of commercial application and is aware that a lot of those commercial application demand unconditional access of the microphone and other things in their terms of services for targeted advertising, user experience and such.
A lot of people do not care about that, but Ernst did and still does to some extend. But Ernst can't just go to some stranger and say
> could you please stop using your phone around me, because i do not trust in your ability to read terms of services and make an informed decision based on what you have read.
these "strangers" include Ernst family. Although Ernst already told them how he feels about it, they seem to prefer the comfortability of use over Ernst feelings.

Ernst is aware that the amount of data collected today is way beyond the scope of human-based-supervision, so that it is very unlikely that any of the data is actually looked at by a person.

Ernst also thinks a lot about world politics, human potential, philosophy, how a "just" world could look like, how to define "just" and so on.
Ernst basically is a little autist, who thinks he might be able to "save the world". But Ernst isn't even sure if the world needs saving... and even if, who or what gives Ernst the right to decide how to define what a "saved world" is?
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 No.10345 KONTRA

> Everyone who doesn't talk with his heart on the tongue is stupid by default, since such an act doesn't use the whole intelligence available to an individual being.

The used idiom is powerful.
> to talk with your heart on the tongue
This idiom is truth transcending science, logic and time.

And at this point it might be important to mention the following:

Mine Primärattribut iß LAZY
"My primary attribute is lazy." ?

Yes, all capital letters. Ernst, in all honesty: you can be really happy, that I do not write like I want to write most of the times. I wouldn't bother with capitalization unless it is camelCase or self-imposed meaning as in Wortneuschöpfung literally: wordNewCreation. correct translation: neologism. I prefer the look of all smoll, but wouldn't really care enough to hit the CAPS key, if it is enabled. (Why is it a "key"? It is a [binary switch] or [toggle], chrott færdømme !!. Just put an actual, physical switch on the keyboard. Isn't thaaaat hard, is it?! It's even hard to find decent hardware without RGB-BULLSHIT.
Just gimme my goddamn logical consistent hardware instead of bling bling faggotory !!
)

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 No.21142

>>6767
If he doesn't want to talk about them he sure fooled Ernst by typing a huge paragraph and spilling all

You think thoughts a think that's the truth when really women were there for you. If we criticize you you manufacture fake thoughts of non reproduction again and you're always right so what can we do?

You're a bitter fool full of thoughts. How dare you have treated women that way instead of making a family someday. Foolish. A fool.

 No.21244 KONTRA

Aye, led the thread die >:/

>>21142
> How dare you have treated women that way instead of making a family someday.
my current working hypothesis is:
- i'm hyper sensitive (2 separate people's diagnosis - dem might be right)
- my father loved and beat me
- my mother didn't love me and treated me "ok"
she once fled our home out of fear of death. she took my brother with her and forgot me. i've hid behind the kitchen door with a knife in my hands; for hours. i was ~5-8 yo -- recently a few things happened, bringing that memory back.
- - -> I've learned that love is something bad or at least makes you do bad things.

 No.22069

Since there was talk about a relationship thread, we already had something like that, so here's a bump for all the loney people



 No.2352 [Reply]

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This is a thread for aphorisms.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "Aphorism" as follows:


1: a concise statement of a principle
2: a terse formulation of a truth or sentiment : ADAGE
3: an ingeniously terse style of expression : aphoristic language


Please adhere to this form and try to stay under 30 words.

Examples:

>The purpose of aphorisms is to keep fools who have memorised them from having nothing to say

Isaac Asimov
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 No.16408

When life gets in your face, lean back.

 No.18470

>Tam miser est quisque quam credidit
Seneca the Younger

 No.22067

>Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
- Stanisław Lec

 No.22085 KONTRA

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>>2353
>32 words
But only 22 distinct words.



 No.21399 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.22020 KONTRA

Went out and helped with grocery shopping. I didn't really feel good while out and about. Mentally anyway. I just felt constant guilt over how much everything costs.

After coming home I had lunch and then I spent the rest of the day playing video games and chatting. Mostly video games. Though I sometimes end up obsessively going on a tangent because of a story element so it's sort of semi-productive.

 No.22022

>>22020
>I just felt constant guilt over how much everything costs.

Since when do you decide what everything costs?

I spent 80€ on four drinks, two fancy pizzas and two artisan italian lemonades yesterday. It just makes getting a raise more urgent.

 No.22024

My new sportsbook FanDuel is trying to make me an addict. Not going to happen. I work too hard for dollars to risk any on gambling, but I don't mind playing on their dime. To that end, I've recieved a different promotion every day this week offering bonus bets if I do %%x%. Took advantage of several offers and I now have more house money to wager. Not sure on what, but I want to avoid putting anything on our game this afternoon.

 No.22025

>>22024
Shouldn't that format fail have italicized the remainder of my post? Or does it only work if the code is closed?



 No.15 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I bought a new (used) ThinkPad which came with Windows 11 pre-installed.
I never had a problem with Windows but i played with the idea to go full Linux on this ThinkPad.

What are some good distros these days for people that don't want to fix stuff all the time?

Also: Computers general
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 No.21654

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>>18
hav been usin mint for a ~while now.

wanna switch.

mainly because I want moar flexibility with GUI/GX. Do not rly care about much else (assuming all programs run somewhat flawlessly. only thing i didn't manage to run on mint was LoL :/ -- a lot of other games worked decent to flawless)
mint is usin X11, 'ight?
i saw some nicuuu window snapping ... is that done with ~wayland?
i typically do not use multiple workspaces - maybe i should start with that once i return to coding.

currently leaning to some form of ~plasma … maybe ~tumbleweed

or should i switch to just debian and fetch/hack my own desktop environment together?

 No.21735

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As my attempt to create a Windows Recovery USB failed, I found myself with an extra drive. Made a live USB of Linux Mint. Booted no problem and running it now. It works. This PC may have some life in it yet. Still need a new one for Windows but I'll hold off on my plan to throw this old tower in the creek.

 No.21807

>>21654
Debian with MATE or XFCE plus Compiz might be what you want.



 No.21401 [Reply]

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Hello Ernst

I'm tired of being googlecucked.

Recommend me something actually good. I know that anything at this point will be better than chrome, still, what Ernst is using right now?
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 No.21416

>>21406
Chrome detects adblockers and throttles youtube videos. It's insane.

 No.21422 KONTRA

FF and on my smartphone I use the Kiwi Browser.

 No.21660

FF + user.json
OG: https://github.com/pyllyukko/user.js/
prolly successor: https://github.com/yokoffing/BetterFox
not too much into that, since i use
or use an FF-clone, which does all the stuff already, e.g.:
https://librewolf.net/

FF is, imho, still best browser, but it suxx in standard. mozilla took too much $CASH$ and now is bound to suck in exchange for $CASH$ (e.g. standard search-engine setting)

>>21422
> Kiwi
does it have a functioning ad-blocker?
i use brave since a while on mobile; don't surf much on mobile, but the current form of internet is unbrowse-able without a functioning ad-blocker. i fucking hate all the web-applets - which are basically a chromium without ad-blocker - flooding the market-place/app-store/whatev. kewl, you force me to see ads without giving me any benefit… great!/s

 No.21671

> use shitfox, which is derelict crap, but muh pronouns, zero market share, got to up compensation for CEO, because wokeness up to 11
> Use this chrome-skin instead of that chrome-skin
Thread summed up



 No.11295 [Reply]

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General A.I. thread.
As in: general thread about anything A.I.

Do have a post in mind, but wanted to keep OP neutral, since there seem to be a few Ernsts using and/or interested in A.I.. That way the thread can develop while I don't work on my post.
Maybe just one little thing: A.I. is a misnomer. It is statistics with a pseudo random number generator on top to induce variations; nothing intelligent about it. While popular culture likes to romanticize general purpose A.I. in media, I would prefer if we keep the thread somewhat close to current techniques we attribute the misnomer A.I. to.
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 No.19383

>>19382
You forgot: Harder

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>>19382
>>19383
Generative AI is a Parasitic Cancer [~1h 20min]
by Freya Holmér, aka acegikmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-opBifFfsMY

i tried to somewhat replicate at least one. i found even less human created content.

what are Ernst's thoughts?

.

i do not think that A.I. in general is at fault here; it's not the tool, but the system. I would argue the core problem is rooted a little deeper:

The main model to make $CASH$ in modern internet is to lie, aka ads.
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 No.21662

>>21661
Your post formatting gave me parasitic cancer (unlike all those other, non-parasitic forms of cancer).

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>>21662
form follows function - not the other way round.

i'm a retard, i function differently.



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It is said that we are adaptation executors, not fitness maximizers. That is, we have inherited the instincts that made our ancestors pass on their genes, but we don't value passing on our genes as such.

But it is also said in an internet meme: Why not both?

Humans value game achievements. For example, there is a game achievement in the Torchlight II game that counts how many breakable objects (vases, boxes etc.) the player destroys while dungeon-crawling. If you destroy enough, you have accomplished the game achievement and get a nice icon for it.

Other people are out there in the real world driving race cars in circles at fast speed or kicking balls into nets.

So why not also have human DNA as a game achievement? It may not be our one and only maximization imperative, but there is no reason why we cannot as a species also value how much of the human DNA molecule there is in the universe. After all, it is a part of our origin and our identity and it doesn't occur in nature outside of humans (although some other organisms share some of our genes, non-living matter doesn't even have those).

We could, as a civilization, aim at this game achievement in the same spirit and with the same motivation as we aim at other game achievements. And unlike a single-minded maximization imperative, it would be very compatible with very many other goals and values. The universe is filled with resources. Winning a reasonably sized human DNA fitness game achivement would require only a tiny fraction of them.

Such a goal would also give you, yes YOU, the person who reads this, more intrinsic value because you also have human DNA inside of you. (In addition to whatever other value you have.)

So consider treating human DNA fitness as a game achivement for our civilization to which you can contribute in some way or another!

 No.21562

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I have a better idea: why not scene casher, mmh? You can select scenes from movies in your network and such, mmh.

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>>21562
How has Yves developed? I remember on EC some Ernsts dug it out again with him making vlogs in a flat that I think was under the roof of his parents house, his hmm going on and him talking about a Fasson(g)schnitt.

 No.21564 KONTRA

>>21563
That's the last Yves season I know of. He also talked about some project he called "scene casher" . Like I said, you can connect scenes, or videos respectively, big emojis, big emotions, like in cinema, you can make your own stories out of that, this interactive effect is really heavy there, mmhmm, the fifth dimension, guys, ciao, ciao! that makes about as much sense as OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPMJD8CsQ3g&pp=ygUMWXZlcyBzdHJlaGxl

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>>21561
> human DNA fitness
am not understanding.
in fact, is any human understanding?
afaik, we still ~cut it open >>>/b/28536 and don't understand the knots of DNA structure at all.
(haven't looked into the topic since that post; might have changed even before i posted in /b/)

what are you trying to game or maximize here?



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For 30 days straight /int/ fell behind /b/ on posting volume. If EC were a capitalist board, /int/ would be fired for not meeting targets, but luckily we are socialist board, so /b/ decided to help the oppressed, and share some of our wealth with our less fortunate brothers. In this thread, /b/-Ernsts will drop care package posts, until the budget provided by EcKinsey runs out and the mission ends. This thread will also serve as flagship project to inspire more native activity, so that in the foreseeable future /int/, which once was the more active board, can manage without foreign aid again.

Sooo... what were the most popular topics on /int/ again? From my memory it was anime, shitposting, and germans talking about Germany, correct?
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I sincerely apologize for not fulfilling my quota recently. I shall enthusiastically integrate hyper-scale growth strategies to exceed EcKinseys novel KPIs.

Btw I kinda got back into reading manga. Finished Dragon Ball, caught up on Chainsaw Man and the post-Miura Berserk chapters, read Fire Punch and now started One Piece.
It's a lot of fun, nowadays I think I enjoy the shounen stuff more since I appreciate the creativity put into it and the positive messages more than when I used to be a gloomy teenager interested in more edgy & 2deep4u stuff. Though that also still interests me.
But I also want to get into some other genres. Maybe try reading Yotsuba in the original now that I'm back at studying Japanese.

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>>18343
My current manga obsession is trying to finish every volume of Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei.
I'm on vol28 currently out of 30 and while it has no overarching plot, it was interesting to see the form, content and characters shift with between the start of publication and the later chapters.

It starts out with a huge cast which at some point gets into like the mid 20s and it slowly "degrades" until it only uses 5-6 characters at best regularly and even those seem to only lose from their initial traits. It's basically getting worse but I still like it in a sense.
I'm sick of it, I wish it was over and I also don't know what I'll do with my life once its over.

It baits you in with having a melancholic main character who's a homage to Dazai and then you stay because you realise that it's basically just the author's neurotic diary about what grinds his gears about Japan currently, which is usually that the LDP is ass (because they are not nationalist and effective enough), something baseball/idol related and then also some really awful pun you only understand once you look up the kanji and then you actually want to kill yourself because it was so fucking bad.

And you kind of realize that yeah, you also have these moments where something about everyday life really ticks you off, be it an odd expression, custom or procedure where the entire thing falls apart the moment you think a bit too hard about it.
So like it's really relatable at least for me.

Also been re-watching the anime. Honestly from an artistic standpoint it feels like a prototype of Monogatari. Same studio. The quality's is shit for the first season but it's really funny honestly. And it has a good soundtrack and some nice character-tracks, of which I understand nothing but I like the tunes and some of the VAs can actually sing and no I am not going down that fucking rabbit hole where I care for seiyuus.

 No.21457

Ernst, I think you will mostly enjoy this Arctic Permafrost Atlas (PDF, 225 MiB, 176 pages, published last year). I had to think of you when I noticed how often it mentions "infrastructure". I hope the link still works:
https://gridarendal-website-live.s3.amazonaws.com/production/documents/:s_document/1041/original/PermafrostAtlas_20oct_finaldraft.pdf
I was going to attach its cover here, but when I extracted the image it turns out the cover illustration is not what it looks like. Instead of just going with the aerial image, apparently they decided to subtly overlay some random "gritty texture" image.

People who looked at this item may also be interested in Canada's zone pushing thread: >>14759



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