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 No.23957

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>be frens with dude from south germany
>recently we had a plenty of personal conversations and sexting when both horny
>he mentioned he doesn't want to get closer than this cause he has a bad experience
>sent a pic of him and his friend half naked doing haircut to eachother on his balcony, knowing i have a soft spot for german men

should i be concerned? maybe i think too much and he's just being comfortable to sent pics like that, do friends really do so?

 No.23958

I feel like i should write something but i don't know what.

 No.23959

He wants the D, 100%. Also:

/int/ - soft spot for german men

 No.23960 KONTRA

God, I hate bumdrillers.

 No.23961

>>23959
>>23960
im a girl >.<
its just weird for a friend to send pics like that, maybe im overthinking?

 No.23962

>>23961
Show bobs and vagene

To him

 No.23963

>>23962
i did before :'D
but i dont know how guys think, is it straightforward or more complex? is it more simple? you know, FKK and stuff, maybe it's what bros send to eachother idk! :((

 No.23964

>>23963
Normal Germans don't do FKK, only 50 year old ossis do that. I think German dude might be gay, because normal men don't cut each other's hair.

 No.23965

>>23964
he wouldn't be up to sexting, though.. maybe bi, i don't know why would he, a few days later would send himself half naked to a girl

>only 50 year old ossis do that

I'll note that!

 No.23966

>"you know two half naked men is flabbergasting"
>sends another pic
??

 No.23967


 No.23968

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There are no grills on ernstchan, I detect FSB shenanigans and possible demoralisation campaign.

 No.23970

>>23968
We actually used to have a pidorashka on the EC, though I don't know if he's just back or if it's another, new one.

Also, this is a pretty gay thread.

 No.23971

>>23968
got the second suspension on being a girl and not a trap today

>>23970
>gay
doch its pretty hetero

 No.23981

>>23957
Being half naked is not that uncommon in summer (at least when it's the upper half).
Doing a haicut on a friend is somewhat uncommon because unless he knows exactly what he's doing, the haircut will look like utter shit. So your friend probably is a hairdresser or gay or both.

 No.23982 KONTRA

>>23981
Maybe they shaved their heads with a machine, then it would be gay.

 No.23984

>>23981
Men who are not insecure would probably cut each others hair dressed in boxers.

Thread sounds like it's gay to be naked in a locker room or gym shower smh

 No.23985

>>23984
Real men who are not insecure do not wear boxers.

 No.23986

I don’t understand… You exchange nudes and sexting and you are surprised at him for sending a bare chested picture of him and his friend cutting hair?
He just be flirting as you were before

 No.23989

Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?

 No.23990 KONTRA

>>23989
Did he have his Grabstein on??? If so you are saved

 No.23991

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>>23989
Did your balls touch? It's only gay when the balls touch!

 No.24218

>>23961
ywnbaw

 No.24279

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This thread is horrible, I don't know why but I always considered Ernst posters to be very aggressively burgers and hostile so I never posted here frequently. But this thread is so bad that I'm thinking that my post style might not be the absolute worst after all. It might be very bad, yes, but this thread is worse than anything I could ever post. Ernst assburgers is different assburgers, doesn't really feel like I have the correct type of assburgers to be posting here, but this thread lowered the bar pretty far down. You can now consider me to be a member of the Ernstchan official assburger club after this thread.

 No.24284

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>>24279
>I don't know why but I always considered Ernst posters to be very aggressively burgers and hostile
You're not wrong. It's mostly overzealous housekeeping though, most Ernsts turn out to be cute little Ernas after you got to know them better.



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