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If nobody is gonna do it, I AM gonna do it!

>>23236
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 No.24264

>>24259
Anxiety is part of every journey further than the front curb. Keep your phone charged and money in your pocket. Enjoy the trip.

 No.24265

>>24263
The government is more labile and refers chiefly to a particular administration and its goals. It often involves topical decisions such as fiscal policy.
The state however is the structured organizational substrate that the government uses.
The state refers more to capability, while the government refers more to decision making.

For example, the department of state establishes relations with changing governments, and thus focuses on constant statuary (literally representing the country) contact.
This is why the Monarchies such as Britain have the tradition of the monarch signing bills into law (I don't know the law and history of Britain besides the pop version). The Monarch assents that the governments' goals are realized by the copiabilities of the state.



I'm guessing.
Did I get it right or am I a dumb anglo?

 No.24266

>>24265
I didn't read the prior posts btw

 No.24267

>>24265
This is besides that notion that the state is often used as an abstract representation of the country while the government is thought of as comprised of people

 No.24268

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>>24257
Well, there are nuances, but there also could be nuances between "etat" and "staat".
I don't really trust neuroslop, but French speaker could correct it.
@swissball is it true?

 No.24270

>>24268
The definition of état is accurate.
It’s all about the French vs. German conception of the state. Possibilism and determinism. So I guess the opposition also holds quite some ground

 No.24273

>>24268
Only mildly correct for German regarding emphasis, depending on context. In everyday-usage, the emphasis is on institutional aspects.

Correct elsewise.

 No.24280

Is this thing on?

 No.24281

> French vs. German conception of the state.
GOOD-THING I'M=SOVEREIGN LIVE-LIFEBIRTH CITIZEN OF CZECHOSLOVAKIA
Hegel suck my dick

 No.24285

The plane was cold as shit for some reason. The transfer at Xi’an was long as fuck, but otherwise uneventful. Everything is nice.
My Chinese has been more useful compared to the translator gadget someone else in the group took with them.
Had an insane spat with my father’s soon to be ex-business partner.
Talked with the guide in Chinese. He said that my Chinese name is nice. For a foreigner I guess.
After that dad said he is proud of me. He literally had tears in his eyes I think.

Had hotpot but it was unbelievably hot. But it was nice regardless and honestly it gave me a bit of confidence. Give me a bit of rice, some soup, some meat and I will be fine. Let me wash it off with a bit of tea like Judge Dee.

Internet seems to be working okay-ish.

Kunming is a “mid city” but it’s not really run down or anything. Amazing though how many gadgets these guys have and how many e-scooters are running around transporting the most random shit.

Gonna have to buy some good quality tea and cigarettes. Maybe a book or two…

 No.24286

>>24281
Sheesh, how amateurish. Here is the ID-card of King Peter the first of Germany.

The so-called authorities recently incarcerated Peter I. But since he most certainly has declared his will to return his citizenship and leave the jurisdiction of the federal Republic of Germany, arresting him was a crime, and those who ordered and executed his arrest will without a doubt be sentenced by the proper courts once those are reinstated.

If any of the Germanballs wants to stop paying speeding tickets, he can order the documents from the reichsdruckerei www.deutsche-reichsdruckerei.de.

 No.24287

>>24285
I first read the city's name as "Kumming" and was about to have a laff, but then I properly read and it was not funny anymore.

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 No.24289

>>24288
Really fucking gay. Where is the last name? What is that crest? Why are Reichsbürger such embarrassing retards?

 No.24290

Mid Chinese cities be like: More people live here than in my entire country.

 No.24291

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>>24286
Does he claim to be relative of Wilhelm II or something else?

> https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sovereign-citizens-uk-antivaxxers-b1947186.html

> One group recently “seized” Edinburgh Castle. The aim was to return the castle to its “rightful owner” – an unemployed security guard who they believe is King Arthur.

> he can order the documents from the reichsdruckerei www.deutsche-reichsdruckerei.de

We have multiple similar organisations, Supreme Councils of USSR. Since they're busyness rivals, they sentence each other to death penalties for counterrevolutionary activities.
But there are also "living souls", who try to detach themselves from their legal persona.

 No.24293

>>24290
Our major cities have 1-5 million people. I think that qualifies as rural in China.

>e-scooter

tfw these exist and China has them first. The West has fallen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiWQHpEnScg

 No.24294 KONTRA

>>24293
The west needs more diversity! Diversity is strength!

 No.24295

>>24290
Where is the 100 pictures IWO, bring chinese city life on to the EC. Pictures of sights and ancient stuff behind museum Glass is verboten though

 No.24296

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>>24291
> Does he claim to be relative of Wilhelm II or something else?
Not at all. He is a cook from East Germany.

> But there are also "living souls", who try to detach themselves from their legal persona.

That's about the gist of Peter's argument. He claims that he isn't really registered with the authorities as a natural person, but solely as a legal entity. So he could crown himself king.

Of course, we do have nobility trying do away with the Republic. In 2022, the obscure Heinrich XIII. Prinz Reuss planned to storm the Reichstag, to establish himself as regent of Germany.

> Since they're busyness rivals, they sentence each other to death penalties for counterrevolutionary activities.

I wish they would do this here. Imagine all the entertaining videos of sessions in kangaroo-courts...
Supreme Judge of The High Court of the German Empire sentencing the High Judge of The German Imperial Supreme Court to death by strangulation would be good for a few laughs.

 No.24298

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Life is about attainting a global maximum and avoiding local maximums.
When people fuck up their lives it is because they put effort into achieving local maximums because they can't see the global maximum

 No.24299

>>24298
More specifically, how to get to the global maximum

 No.24300

I'm a pretty smart person trapped in a retard's brain because I have very poor working memory
I can't repeat back more than 5 letters in the digit span test

 No.24301

>>24300
I can't keep track of what someone is saying in a conversation and can't put enough thoughts in my head at the same time to make use of them. I'll forgot what I was thinking before conjucting it with something else

 No.24302

You have so much potential!!

lol my working memory is around the 20th percentile

 No.24309

The groundhog which lives under my shed has been raising a litter of pups. They have started coming out on their own. For food. Five of them. In another month they'll be independant enough to dig their own dens, but for now the lot of them are extremely skiddish. Turn tail and bolt back into their hole at the slightest movement or sudden noise.

 No.24310

>>24309
Cute. Can you take a picture, or would the location be too telling? Maybe if you zoom in real hard from afar?

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>>24310
Photo taken from a distance with personally identifiable details replaced with a cutting-edge AI generated background.

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>>24311
Awwww!

 No.24314

>>24311
Can't see shit, chief.

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>>24311
>pups

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People seem to understand me relatively well compared to my expectations.
The food is good I think.
I still haven’t spent a single yuan on stuff. After lunch I wanted to buy a can of herbal tea called 老王吉 but when I asked they gave it to me for free.
Sometimes on the mountain roads when people see me they are a bit startled.

My dreams have been nothing but a nightmarish collection of Chinese gibberish for the past two nights.

I have to hold off on buying books rn because the luggage is quite limited from Kunming to Beijing and I will be taking on some of my father’s stuff.
This has been a surprising bonding experience honestly like I am helping him genuinely.
>>24295
I am working on it but data is limited. Plus it’s so foggy in Yunnan right now I have a hard time taking any photos.

 No.24323

>>24322
>posts a picture of a sign prohibiting to eat bats
Das raciss!

 No.24334

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The transmission fluid in my car is low. Checked it twice to be sure. Reading about possible causes. Could be a relatively cheap to fix hose leak, or an expensive Johnson Rod. Either way, the uncertainty is killing me. Dropping it off at the dealership before work this morning. First appointment I could get after the Memorial Day weekend.


>>24322
>Sometimes on the mountain roads when people see me they are a bit startled
Are there many foreigners in the area, outside of your group?

 No.24335

>transmission fluid
what you sent the trainee to fetch once he got wise on blinker fluid, Siemens-air-hooks and file grease.

 No.24336 KONTRA

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I tried using Wechatpay for the first time today and it worked very well.
Got two boxes of cigarettes as a gift to friends.

My stomach is doing okay-ish. Talked a lot more Chinese with the driver today and he gave me some betal nuts to chew and oh boy I wasn’t feeling good for half an hour or so afterwards!
Guy seems to be blissfully unaware of the world outside China. Was surprised to even learn the name of my country and the fact that we don’t chew betal nuts.
But he seems to understand what I am saying so that’s sorta reassuring.

Got stuck at a road. The Chinese love lying about time. They say this will take 2-3 hours and then they solve it in 30 minutes. Otherwise the ride was smooth.

Some people laughed at how bad my Chinese is at the restaurant. And another one just politely giggled, told me “听不懂” and continued giggling.
Visited a local Catholic Church. Couldn’t go inside because the priest wasn’t here.

>>24334
I haven’t seen a single white person outside the group since we left for Kunming. Even then it wad other people at the airport having a layover in Xi’an.

 No.24337 KONTRA

>>24336
>Was surprised to even learn the name of my country
Would you expect the average European cab driver to be aware of the existence of Burundi?

 No.24340

>>24337
The difference in relevance between e.g. Germany and Burundi is certainly higher than between Hungary and Burundi, so trying some gotcha with "european" taxi drivers is a bit silly, isn't it? But it's nice that you are such a cosmopolitan who can instantly point out the shortcomings in the quick, likely unedited and spontaneous musings of a kid seeing the world for the first time.

 No.24341

>>24336
>I tried using Wechatpay for the first time today and it worked very well.
You might run into troubles with it a few times because sometimes the local system is not set to accept wechat linked to a foreign credit card, at least I still had that problem last year.

 No.24342

>>24335
>what you sent the trainee to fetch once he got wise on blinker fluid
They reccomended a bunch of fluid changes, but I declined them all. And, believe it or not, the transmission was fine. Well, the fuild was low, but nothing that needed repairs to remedy. Dealer said my model and year have a known issue with fluid consumption. Just burns it or something. Only solution is to top it off now and then. About a pint every 6 months. Of course I didn't get away scott free. They found other problems. They always do. I just spent a week's pay on two parts I didn't know existed prior to today. Some belt was cracked, and some cover was leaking oil.

>>24337
>Burundi
I'm not going to google that and just assume you made it up.

 No.24343

>>24340
>The difference in relevance between e.g. Germany and Burundi is certainly higher than between Hungary and Burundi
That doesn't take away from the validity of the comparison, but adds to it. Why do you think I should have compared a relevant country to an irrelevant country instead of comparing an irrelevant country to another irrelevant country? Please do not answer, I don't really want to know what you dumb little asshole think.

> so trying some gotcha with "european" taxi drivers is a bit silly, isn't it

I have no idea what you are trying to tell me with the quotation marks. Are they ironic? Lol he said "Europe", what a dipshit?

> But it's nice that you are such a cosmopolitan

> Such a cosmopolitan
Nah, I just frequently deal with uneducated people, like Taxi-drivers and you.

> who can instantly point out the shortcomings in the quick, likely unedited and spontaneous musings of a kid seeing the world for the first time

How arrogant of me. In the future, I will always expect every foreigner everywhere to not only be able to locate "Germany" on a map, but to have heard about the small town I where I live. Like a genuine person, not some wannabe cosmopolitan. It's not like most "Germans" can't even tell "Japan" from "Korea" or "Lithuania" from "Latvia", so I should totally expect "Asian" cabbies to be able to list ~180 nations and their capitals. Otherwise, some idiot on an imageboard will call me names.

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>>24343
lmao are you the schizo or the schizo larper? Your incredibly assmad post sounds a bit like it.

 No.24346

>>24345
> haha meme picture lol schizo xddd
Now, everyone has been "completely" "convinced" that you are not a "retard".

 No.24347

It pays well to stay away from EC. How are the other Germans able to put so much energy into posting? Besides being a national holiday today, are you guys even working at your job or are you just pretending to do so?

 No.24348

>>24347
Thank you for your assessment.
I shitpost on the job, but that of course only works with a certain cranial capacity ;^) Of course I hardly put any thought or care into those posts, and if you do, you're doing it wrong

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>>24347
>How are the other Germans able to put so much energy into posting?
>so much energy
Good one.

>are you guys even working at your job or are you just pretending to do so?

Depends. I'm there to help if shit hits the fan. But if I can afford to slack off, then I do. At work, I'm not aiming for new heights, I just want to keep my head low, so that I don't get into trouble. Basically, I want to make my life as easy as possible. That can also include working hard, in case I think that working hard now will make my life easier later.

 No.24350

If I wasn’t an autistic looser, I would’ve been a merchant. Going around the world and reading XVIth century travel stories

 No.24352

>>24341
Yeah it happened once but we managed to solve it by just having the guide pay and then we sent the money over to him.
Otherwise I could buy a pack of cigarettes at the top of a mountain from some Tibetans while drinking yakmilk tea.

 No.24353

I seem to have found the right combination of medications that makes me feel like I don't have mental problems;
Non-stimulant ADHD medication and mood stabilizers



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