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 No.24990 [Reply]

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Do you drink cum?
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 No.25002

>>25001
Depends if he was hot or not.

 No.25003

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>>25002
Interesting, how do you know about his ejaculation practices?

 No.25019

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>>25003
Because he coomed in me.

 No.25112 KONTRA

Do you post scum?



 No.24862 [Reply]

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What’s big black and hairy?
Wrong answers only.
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 No.24875

>>24874
Nice try American with Luxembourg flag. Keep trying to make us look less stupid.

 No.24894 KONTRA

>>24875
Are you trying to be funny, alman? Because I swear to god it's not working.

 No.24918

The cock of my wifes ex-husband

 No.24978

ernst too huh?



 No.19406 [Reply]

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Let’s continue!
Previous: >>7
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 No.24919

>>24917
A Gentle Creature, White Nights and Notes from Underground

 No.24924

>>24919
Thanks. I just finished pic rel. Quite underrated, but very good, I thought the protagonist in this was quite special.

 No.24974

>>24643
I just read The Gambler myself. I see what you mean, it’s definitely not my favorite Dostoevsky and is a bit rough around the edges in my opinion. But I especially enjoyed the character of the babushka immensely and thought this book was great fun, although the ending is quite sad of course.

 No.24975

>>24919
Ah and yesterday I also read White Nights to see for myself what all the hype is about and yeah, I enjoyed it, Dostoevsky never really missed. Saw myself in the protagonist. Although I’m a bit surprised this got so popular among normies, because I would have thought it’s too abstract in parts as it’s not only about romance, but whatever. Glad he gets more recognition nowadays.



 No.234 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Avis, jasmin varnā na ā ast, dadarka akvams, tam, vāgham garum vaghantam, tam, bhāram magham, tam, manum āku bharantam. Avis akvabhjams ā vavakat: kard aghnutai mai vidanti manum akvams agantam. Akvāsas ā vavakant: krudhi avai, kard aghnutai vividvant-svas: manus patis varnām avisāms karnauti svabhjam gharmam vastram avibhjams ka varnā na asti. Tat kukruvants avis agram ā bhugat.
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 No.24907

>>24901
No, you said you read and listen. News and radio I'd assume.
I think seeing people be french helps a lot. Well, not only french, obviously. I certainly did a lot of english learning through american tv comedy shows, mainly because they are always yelling, so it's easy to understand.
That said, I am not sure I understand your question. Like, just learn the words?

 No.24909

>>24901
Just use pompous English words and pronounce them lazily, that will be close enough.

> Anyway, I'm more interested how other Ernsts feel about learning new words.

Well, it's been a month since I started to focus on vocabulary instead of grammar so it's maybe early to say. But I tried this:
1) Read and translate lyrics of French songs. They're cool because you can listen to them many times in background and thus memorize words and phrases from them. Also because it's always curious "so THAT's what this song was about".
2) Peppa, Caillou. On the one hand, they're easy, so it's enjoyable at first, "wow, I fully understand French speech", but also boring, therefore soon you start to listen inattentively. It's always better to watch/read harder but more interesting content.
3) French thread on 4chan's /int/ - boring, uninformative.
4) Boomer jokes on https://www.birdsdessines.fr/ . Not funny, but short. I just read and translate "top-3 for yesterday" every day.
5) Found online course about French revolution ( https://stepik.org/course/131993/syllabus ). It has tests, which motivates you to think and pay attention.
6) Books with parallel translations. Questionable idea, gives you no motivation to try to understand by yourself because translation is just on the next page. On the other hand, it's interesting what are these books like in original.

At this point my method is to fulfill some plan each day (for example, read one song lyrics and 3 boomer jokes). While doing it, I translate each unknown word. If I stumble upon same word multiple times and each time don't remember it, I write it down to my personal "dictionary". Maybe I'll use these notes in some site with card system in future.
That's my plan, 30-60 minutes of exercise each day, trying to focus on more common words first, and we'll see how will it work out in half-a-year or so.

 No.24911

>>24901
What do you read/listen to btw? Tintin?

 No.25154 KONTRA

Приветствую всех форумчан! Хочу поделиться своим опытом использования топливных карт. Возможно, кому-то мой отзыв окажется полезным.
Раньше, как и многие, я тратил уйму времени на сбор чеков, составление отчетов и постоянные подсчеты. Бензин то дорожал, то дешевел, а бухгалтер, мягко говоря, не был в восторге от кипы бумажек, которые я приносил.- https://vybratauto.ru/ - топливные карты



 No.6 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

How is Ernst saving his money?
This Ernst is currently just throwing everything he can put to the side in index funds.

DAX, S&P and MSCI World to be precise.

If i would actually have a lot of money to invest i could've made a lot of money that way in the last 3 month. Too bad.
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>>24210
BHARAT IS UNSTOPPABLE

 No.24216

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>>24215
Wtf why can't we on EC have such high IQ propaganda, what is EcKinsey even doing?

 No.24364

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Every day at work I drink one(1) bottle of Gatorade. Gotta stay hydrated. Sold on site in vending machines for a little over $2 each. Warehouse store sells a case of 24 bottles for $18. By opting for the latter, I have saved roughly $800 over the past couple of years.

This is financial advice.

 No.24910

Very, veeery happy with my position in Rocket Lab.

Lost a little money when NAK collapsed today, EPA news prolly not so good and I got out while it still was at "just" -25%, fucking pennystocks trynna be a real stock, didn't put too much into it.
Awaiting the official news release out of interest.

Bought a small position in Red Cat to splurge one something else instead.
>drones
>has cat in the title and logo
>especially water based suicide drones /USVs

In savings plan news, my EU STOXX 50 is doing +-1% since the first purchase, pathetically weak.
Meanwhile my reduced SP500 position fully recovered.
Probably will redo the monthly allocation to something 5:1 instead of 50:50, downgrading Europe to just a minor diversification instead of a serious contender for the long run.



 No.2352 [Reply]

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This is a thread for aphorisms.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "Aphorism" as follows:


1: a concise statement of a principle
2: a terse formulation of a truth or sentiment : ADAGE
3: an ingeniously terse style of expression : aphoristic language


Please adhere to this form and try to stay under 30 words.

Examples:

>The purpose of aphorisms is to keep fools who have memorised them from having nothing to say

Isaac Asimov
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 No.24864 KONTRA

>>24856
>clumsy gift
Speak for yourself, philistine

t. prefers fair trade chocolate over cologne or similar any day

 No.24884

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>>24856
>>24864
Food is a great gift, since it doesn't clutter up your house permanently. Or, in the spirit of the thread:

Food is the gift that eventually stops giving.

 No.24890 KONTRA

>>24884
Typical alman gift lol.

 No.24893

You can get the girl out of the bar, but not the bar out of the girl.



 No.23915 [Reply]

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because ye olde threda is on systemcontra

Is Brigitte Engerer's recording the best recording of the nocturnes ever made or do I think that because I'm a fucking casual? I couldn't even say why I like this more than others. (I'm a fucking casual, remember.)

Totally unrelated: They played https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jS6cWFnY8E on Sveriges Radio P2. It made Pachelbel's canon intersting again after listening to it a few too many times.
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 No.24774 KONTRA

>>24738
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 No.24859

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Hear a song for the first time while driving. Just catch the tail end. What was that?
Radio DJ: That was Hot Stuff by Blue October.
Thank you, DJ man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S4CBB1d8gA

 No.24861

>>24774
Next you fall for 2girls1cup?

 No.24866 KONTRA

>>24861
How can you "fall" for something you have to actively look for?
Dumb fucking newfag



 No.21401 [Reply]

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Hello Ernst

I'm tired of being googlecucked.

Recommend me something actually good. I know that anything at this point will be better than chrome, still, what Ernst is using right now?
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 No.21422 KONTRA

FF and on my smartphone I use the Kiwi Browser.

 No.21660

FF + user.json
OG: https://github.com/pyllyukko/user.js/
prolly successor: https://github.com/yokoffing/BetterFox
not too much into that, since i use
or use an FF-clone, which does all the stuff already, e.g.:
https://librewolf.net/

FF is, imho, still best browser, but it suxx in standard. mozilla took too much $CASH$ and now is bound to suck in exchange for $CASH$ (e.g. standard search-engine setting)

>>21422
> Kiwi
does it have a functioning ad-blocker?
i use brave since a while on mobile; don't surf much on mobile, but the current form of internet is unbrowse-able without a functioning ad-blocker. i fucking hate all the web-applets - which are basically a chromium without ad-blocker - flooding the market-place/app-store/whatev. kewl, you force me to see ads without giving me any benefit… great!/s

 No.21671

> use shitfox, which is derelict crap, but muh pronouns, zero market share, got to up compensation for CEO, because wokeness up to 11
> Use this chrome-skin instead of that chrome-skin
Thread summed up

 No.24860

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Edge will not stop crashing. Alright. Only one thing to do now.

Done.



 No.24763 [Reply]

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>image board has balls on it
Yay balls, I think I’m going to like it here.
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 No.24847

>>24834
You’re making my mouth water thinking about ball sacks and penis.
Will you like to wear skirts with me?

 No.24848 KONTRA

Can the resident bumdrillers please leave and use one of the countless dating apps targeted at disgusting homos?

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>>24848
>his mouth doesn't water when thinking about balls

 No.24857

>>24849
Weird! Does he even like balls?



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>>24373
Do you think i'm wrong?

 No.24376

>>24375
No, I just wondered that you sounded uncertain whether this is fake.

 No.24377

>>24367
Whoa there, leave some ladies for the rest of us.

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>>22136
Do you only bang Asian ladyboys or Germans too? Do you also troon out yourself?



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