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Dream Thread Ernst 06.12.24 10:13:39 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899

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Ernst 04.04.25 23:30:57 No.23294

A female friend’s boyfriend who’s also a friend of mine told me about a dream he had where I was married to his girlfriend in some kind of Platonic marriage, which made him kind of uneasy.

I’m obviously doing something wrong in this friendship, I know it for a fact. But I don’t really know how to make things better.

Ernst 05.04.25 17:01:08 No.23304 KONTRA

>>23294
What you are doing wrong is that you are not banging her. Should be easy, as she's dating an insecure fagot.

Ernst 05.04.25 19:16:26 No.23307 KONTRA

>>23304
It’s the one who confuse her boyfriend’s name with my name btw lol

Ernst 13.04.25 15:27:43 No.23474

I was in a meeting at work and there was food laid out on a table. A number of single-serving meals in Styrofoam serving containers. From some fast-food place. I asked who it was for, and the boss said:
mumble...mmmumble mumble.
Couldn't make out a single word. But he smiled as though I should have. Trying to figure out if I should take a meal, without acknowledging that I did not understand him, I started hinting:
So..I should just..
While moving towards the food. Boss smiled, but I still didn't know if I was supposed to take some or not. The stalemate ended with my waking. Thank God. It was getting really awkward.

Music Ernst 18.02.23 12:00:27 No.96 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Ernst 13.04.25 09:29:51 No.23464

>>23461
>but more recent albums are too blunt
And earlier albums weren't?

Ernst 13.04.25 12:01:39 No.23465

>>23464
No, their earlier albums had more emulation of historical material where they take a perspective of an actor "as is".
The songs themselves served the context of a theme instead of the author's personal opinions. The lyrics are a lot worse as a result of personalizing lyrics.

Ernst 13.04.25 12:09:40 No.23466

>>23465
Ah, that's what you meant. I see.
Frankly, I don't know anything newer than Passage to Rhodesia, but I immediately thought about "Die Brandstifter" from Masse, Mensch, Material that I found to be pretty blunt, but not in the way you understand it.

Ernst 17.04.25 04:16:34 No.23532

>>23466
> He said Rhodesia
This is racist and you are a racist. Nazi.

Exercise / Fitness / Weight Loss Ernst 30.07.24 15:38:05 No.18732 [Reply]

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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

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Ernst 07.04.25 20:46:49 No.23332

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Ernst now has a pullup bar. Together with his dumbbells, he can now put together a solid workout. Dumbbell deadlifts are awesome, no bully! No heavy weights available, so no beast mode activation for Ernst, but it's enough to stay in shape. Sure beats being untrained by a mile.

>>23319
>since I stopped binge eating ultraprocessed trash masquerading as food.
Cool. I think that's one of the best things you can do for yourself, even when it's not about exercise benefits.

Ernst 08.04.25 17:58:38 No.23344

>>22856
I'm running three times a week, between 8 and 12km excluding long runs (>15k for me), and it's a pretty recurring feeling, especially if I run in the evening, where I have less energy, the heada full of what happened during the day, and a non-empty stomach.

There are moments when I really HATE it and even speed up the pace to get home faster. Sometime straight up shouting things like "it really piss me up" if nobody is around.

I just try to be mindful of my feelings and generally feel at least contempt to get outside with the birds, the sun and life bubbling around. I don't have time to think, be bored and worried about my knee during speed work, just to feel like shit, so that's an option too aside taking a week break.

I'm supposed to run a marathon in a few months. I failed to run 30km a few weeks ago. I don't feel ready but I want to try, even if it takes me 5h.

Ernst 10.04.25 20:45:00 No.23390

>>23344
>it really piss me up" if nobody is around.
I used to yell at myself. 'go on, you lazy dog.' The worst thing is when you find out that someone was around and spaghetti is dropped.

Ernst 11.04.25 07:41:43 No.23400

>>23332
I've started using mine again. Still can't do more than 3, but I am also pretty heavy as it seems; I have calluses on my fingers like I had when I first took up lifting and had a shitty grip for deadlifts. In fact it hurts when I start hanging from that thing.

Cinema and TV threda Ernst 14.11.24 14:49:20 No.20553 [Reply]

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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.

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Ernst 04.04.25 16:27:48 No.23276

>>23274
I'm sucking up any Nielson and/or Neeson slop when it's free on Prime.
Also the OJ father sob joge had me giggling.

Ernst 06.04.25 12:07:58 No.23314

>>23222
The director is gay and Top Gun is basically a gay movie. Most people don't realise that. Even the actors didn't know.

Ernst 06.04.25 14:07:16 No.23317 KONTRA

>>23314
The director also didn't know that he was gay.

Ernst 07.04.25 19:23:43 No.23331

>>23317
Those are the worst kinds!

Ernst 07.04.25 17:43:14 No.23330 [Reply]

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As much as I like commiecat OC, I'm still not sure what to do with the "eaten by commiecat" pic. No idea what it's supposed to appeal to.

Can ernst think of something?

Today Ernst 27.02.25 23:54:27 No.22649 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>22028

I congratulate the winner who won that race in the last moments of the old thread. Here's to you, Ernst!

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Ernst 01.04.25 23:41:14 No.23231

>>23229
I woke up at 12pm and it's nearly 8pm now. I wasted nearly the entire day.

Ernst 02.04.25 05:24:26 No.23233

>>23225
> Fremdgänger
You can write that on an MB Sprinter, 7m version. But on a normal car, you would need to make do with Frmdgng., otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fit the broken heart.

Ernst 02.04.25 06:48:19 No.23234

>>23228
Berlin or Hamburg?

>>23233
If you don't apply the paint with a fire hose, you could easily fit "Fremdgänger" even on a Smart, if you're smart (heehee) about it, and then the broken heart underneath, or on the hood.
Also, when vandalizing cars, the windows are free, too.

t. car vandalizing pro

Ernst 02.04.25 11:12:23 No.23239

>>23229
>How do you have the discipline/self-control necessary to task switch from work to playing videogames/relaxing/internet surfing?
Easiest way to stop one task is to start another. Regardless of how focused or into it you feel, if you are physically in the act of working/playing/sufing your mind should follow. Easier said than done. I know.

Jokes thread Ernst 16.08.23 22:33:37 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).

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Ernst 17.03.25 23:02:31 No.22953 KONTRA

>>22950
Read the joke, it does not makes Sense when reading it tbh because it's
>I said:"jeez ..." (2x)

You cannot convey any echo this way but simple wrote up something that contradicts itself logically. It's not a good joke that written like that.

Ernst 18.03.25 20:54:57 No.22964

>>22953
You're one ugly motherfucker

Ernst 31.03.25 14:34:58 No.23206

A man goes to a fortune teller, they tell the man that in about 18 years, his heart will get broken.

Hearing this forecast left the man very sad.
To cheer himself up, he got himself a kitten right away.

Ernst 31.03.25 14:44:18 No.23207

>>23206
I chuckled.
Plot twist: He called the kitten Pluto.

Tiktok thread Ernst 28.01.24 05:53:43 No.12871 [Reply]

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Burning our brain cells, destroying our attention span.
YouTube shorts are welcome as well

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Ernst 25.10.24 01:28:59 No.20263

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Ernst 13.11.24 13:34:23 No.20543

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2RBwUUzZD-A
Great channel

Ernst 30.03.25 14:10:57 No.23196

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Literature thread Ernst 31.08.24 10:45:33 No.19406 [Reply]

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Let’s continue!
Previous: >>7

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Ernst 10.03.25 20:58:04 No.22790 KONTRA

>>22788
Not even sure what you are talking about. The book covers an important actor in cyber warfare, nobody thinks that Russia is the only nation doing it. The book even mentions that. Russia was doing it rather prominently, though and did so in the context of an actual (physically violent) act of war.

Ernst 10.03.25 21:09:03 No.22792

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Epic of Gilgamesh
Powerful poetry, especially the parts about HOES, like Gilgamesh rejecting Ishtar or Enkidu cursing Shamhat but later blessing her.
I read an edition based on one prime version where some of the missing parts were borrowed from other versions.

Also read Sumerian myths, by Yulia Chmelenko. A short popsci book, quite interesting.

Ernst 20.03.25 23:20:50 No.22987

>>22759
What did you think of it? I read his previous book Schizoid Man - was kind of an enjoyable Gen Z smorgasbrod of Bret Easton Ellis/Houellebcq/Palanhiuk in the beginning but in the second half the plot got kinda lost and the initially comeplling style got repetitive. Left me with an emptiness and regret much like just having binged a fast food meal, so I'm hesitant to read more.

Ernst 24.03.25 23:14:11 No.23060

>>22987
>I read his previous book Schizoid Man - was kind of an enjoyable Gen Z smorgasbrod of Bret Easton Ellis/Houellebcq/Palanhiuk in the beginning but in the second half the plot got kinda lost and the initially comeplling style got repetitive.
Interesting you say this. On this neonazi literature podcast one guy was complaining that it was boring at the beginning but got very good in the second half.
Anyway, Heil Hyperpop is very close to Schizoid Man (and very short), it has some good ideas and builds traction but it lost me a little on the last pages but I'd recommend it. I think the follow up novel will bring a shift in topic tho, I can see it working a third time but that's the peak, afterwards it would get old.

Computers Ernst 15.02.23 17:42:13 No.15 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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I bought a new (used) ThinkPad which came with Windows 11 pre-installed.
I never had a problem with Windows but i played with the idea to go full Linux on this ThinkPad.

What are some good distros these days for people that don't want to fix stuff all the time?

Also: Computers general

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Ernst 10.03.25 18:05:02 No.22785

>>22783
You know that he is right. Everything JavaScript everywhere.

Also, be more grateful to the mammoths and dinosaurs. As long as they are alive and can be enticed to come out of the woods to fix shit, the world keeps running.

Ernst 11.03.25 08:10:17 No.22807

>>22785
Javascript won't be used outside of ghetto of Frontend development. Python will be default interpreted language, and Rust - default low-level language.

Ernst 14.03.25 16:53:21 No.22898

>>22807
Why do we have server-side Javascript? It's because Javascript is universal now. Will there even be any low-level development? Probably not. The only thing that needs to be developed on a low level is Operating systems, but we only use those to run browsers that run JavaScript. Built JavaScript directly in the OS and no one needs to do any low-level development again, ever.

Ernst 14.03.25 18:25:31 No.22899

>>22898
> Built JavaScript directly in the OS
Think bigger. You can build JS directly in hardware:
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/50966676/why-do-arm-chips-have-an-instruction-with-javascript-in-the-name-fjcvtzs