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 No.11692 [Reply]

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I've always had the idea in the back of my mind of visiting Swiss communes as if they were entities in themselves, and carefully documenting the visit.
I recently found some friends crazy enough to come along! I didn't want to flood the existing IWO thread, so I decided to make my own containment thread.


The rules :
-at each outing, the commune of the day will be drawn from this wikipedia list using a random number generator -> https://fr.wikipedia.org/[...]ommunes_du_canton_de_Vaud
-the designated commune cannot be refused under ANY circumstances
-during the visit, it is forbidden to leave the boundaries of the commune, otherwise the visit will stop
-you can't decide to continue visiting neighboring communes after the fact without having rerolled for a new and completely random commune
-if possible, only consume goods purchased within the commune during the visit
-draw up an exploration report when the commune is drawn, and complete it with photos and anecdotes at the end of the visit.
-Most of the visit are going to be made in the canton of Vaud
-Each time ther's a 20 percent chance that we're going to visit another entirely diffrent welsch canton randomely chosen: Geneva, Neuvchâtel, Fribourg, Valais, Jura or Bern.
-After the random canton have been selectionned, the commune will be chosen randomly using the same rules.

We're going to have a lot of fun!
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>>22071
You've been heard, tomorrow is free and visiting more of Switzerland is in my bingo. Thus I decided to expand my usual cantonal field and pick a random comune anywhere in my country.

It'll be Arosa in Graubunden! Graubunden is a weird canton. It was its own confederacy of three mountainous microstates called leagues:the Grey League, the League of the Ten Jurisdictions and the League of God's house https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Leagues.
Arosa itself seems to be one of those ski resort communes of the beginning of modern tourism history at the start of the XXth century. The most intresting buildings will most probably be historical hotels. I also noticed I missed the %Arosa Gay ski week% by only a few days.

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>>22120
Exciting destination!
>tomorrow is free
In my mental map, Graubünden is the least accessible canton from western Switzerland on account of multiple hills in between, so you'd need a whole day just to get there and another whole day just to return.

Ah, looking at a real map and Wikipedia, it looks like you will pass through Zürich and the almost 4 km Kerenzerbergtunnel. It says the watershed near Sargans is "barely noticeable" where my mental map had placed the trip's most insurmountable hills.
Or you could take the slower but probably more picturesque southern route passing through Brig and Andermatt instead of Zürich.

 No.22123

>>22121
The only place made harder to set by topography would be Ticino I think, you are right. Though Arosa is not that hard to get to by train. It’s directly connected to the main valley of Graubunden.

 No.22127

>>22123
Fun fact: From where I live in the northern wasteland, I can walk to a station and ride a train directly to Chur / Coire and back without having to transfer.



 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).
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 No.21241

>>21240
Peak british humour

 No.22068

What is white and disruptive to your dinner?
An avalanche

What is grey and bad for your teeth?
A cobblestone

 No.22082

An economics professor was crossing campus with one of his students and walked by a twenty-dollar bill lying on the ground.
The student was shocked: Professor, why didn't you pick up that twenty dollars?
Without looking back, the professor responded: If there was a twenty-dollar bill on the ground, someone would have already picked it up.

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In order to increase cross-thread engagement and overall post lead generation by providing calculatedly controversial content in the form of easily digestible artifacts, I will now post some women jokes:

Never run after a bus or a woman. You will be left behind in any case.

The most expensive way to sleep with a woman is marriage.

He was a mathematician and she was incalculable.

Women often adopt bad habits from men and call it "emancipation".

I love women's movements, but they have to be rhythmic.

It's nice having found the woman for life. It's nicer meeting a bunch more.


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 No.6767 [Reply]

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since >>6754 suggested, ima start a thread.
which will prolly not get accepted/used a lot

Ernst didn't sleep last night and now is tired as fuck. Ernst has problems with sleeping since his teens. a lot of Ernst's problems started in his teens.

Ernst was very paranoid at that time and a lot into conspiracy theories. Ernst feared the emergence of a surveillance state.
Today Ernst isn't paranoid anymore, but suffers from PTSD because of it, which gets triggered every time he sees someone using his or her smart phone. Ernst doesn't trust in others reading the terms of services of commercial application and is aware that a lot of those commercial application demand unconditional access of the microphone and other things in their terms of services for targeted advertising, user experience and such.
A lot of people do not care about that, but Ernst did and still does to some extend. But Ernst can't just go to some stranger and say
> could you please stop using your phone around me, because i do not trust in your ability to read terms of services and make an informed decision based on what you have read.
these "strangers" include Ernst family. Although Ernst already told them how he feels about it, they seem to prefer the comfortability of use over Ernst feelings.

Ernst is aware that the amount of data collected today is way beyond the scope of human-based-supervision, so that it is very unlikely that any of the data is actually looked at by a person.

Ernst also thinks a lot about world politics, human potential, philosophy, how a "just" world could look like, how to define "just" and so on.
Ernst basically is a little autist, who thinks he might be able to "save the world". But Ernst isn't even sure if the world needs saving... and even if, who or what gives Ernst the right to decide how to define what a "saved world" is?
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 No.10345 KONTRA

> Everyone who doesn't talk with his heart on the tongue is stupid by default, since such an act doesn't use the whole intelligence available to an individual being.

The used idiom is powerful.
> to talk with your heart on the tongue
This idiom is truth transcending science, logic and time.

And at this point it might be important to mention the following:

Mine Primärattribut iß LAZY
"My primary attribute is lazy." ?

Yes, all capital letters. Ernst, in all honesty: you can be really happy, that I do not write like I want to write most of the times. I wouldn't bother with capitalization unless it is camelCase or self-imposed meaning as in Wortneuschöpfung literally: wordNewCreation. correct translation: neologism. I prefer the look of all smoll, but wouldn't really care enough to hit the CAPS key, if it is enabled. (Why is it a "key"? It is a [binary switch] or [toggle], chrott færdømme !!. Just put an actual, physical switch on the keyboard. Isn't thaaaat hard, is it?! It's even hard to find decent hardware without RGB-BULLSHIT.
Just gimme my goddamn logical consistent hardware instead of bling bling faggotory !!
)

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 No.21142

>>6767
If he doesn't want to talk about them he sure fooled Ernst by typing a huge paragraph and spilling all

You think thoughts a think that's the truth when really women were there for you. If we criticize you you manufacture fake thoughts of non reproduction again and you're always right so what can we do?

You're a bitter fool full of thoughts. How dare you have treated women that way instead of making a family someday. Foolish. A fool.

 No.21244 KONTRA

Aye, led the thread die >:/

>>21142
> How dare you have treated women that way instead of making a family someday.
my current working hypothesis is:
- i'm hyper sensitive (2 separate people's diagnosis - dem might be right)
- my father loved and beat me
- my mother didn't love me and treated me "ok"
she once fled our home out of fear of death. she took my brother with her and forgot me. i've hid behind the kitchen door with a knife in my hands; for hours. i was ~5-8 yo -- recently a few things happened, bringing that memory back.
- - -> I've learned that love is something bad or at least makes you do bad things.

 No.22069

Since there was talk about a relationship thread, we already had something like that, so here's a bump for all the loney people



 No.2352 [Reply]

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This is a thread for aphorisms.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines "Aphorism" as follows:


1: a concise statement of a principle
2: a terse formulation of a truth or sentiment : ADAGE
3: an ingeniously terse style of expression : aphoristic language


Please adhere to this form and try to stay under 30 words.

Examples:

>The purpose of aphorisms is to keep fools who have memorised them from having nothing to say

Isaac Asimov
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 No.16408

When life gets in your face, lean back.

 No.18470

>Tam miser est quisque quam credidit
Seneca the Younger

 No.22067

>Suppose you succeed in breaking the wall with your head. And what, then, will you do in the next cell?
- Stanisław Lec

 No.22085 KONTRA

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>>2353
>32 words
But only 22 distinct words.



 No.20553 [Reply]

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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.
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 No.22054

>>21788
You can create a biased image of things without straight-up lies, but just by omitting certain things and highlighting others.
Let's take Indian-Pakistani wars as a neutral example. You can show Indian soldiers killing civilians, and then brave Pakistani soldiers defeating them. Or you can show Pakistani soldiers killing civilians, and then brave Indian soldiers defeating them.
I'm sure there are enough wartime episodes to stage both movies formally historically correct, yet it's hard not to perceive them as propaganda.
Same with rivalry between Republicans and Democrats.

Well, directing movies requires a lot of money and collaboration with many people, so it's all understandable. We can't demand from director balanced view on hot political topic, and otherwise as I said, Ali Abbasi did a fantastic job. I recommend "Apprentice" to everyone. Because of that I watched one more his movie:

Holy Spider (2022)
Movie about serial killer, murdering prostitutes. He motivates it as cleaning streets (of holy city Mashhad) from prostitutes, but actually he suffers from PTSD.
Yes, it's agitprop too: western-funded movie about Iran, teaching us on topics of women rights, "slutshaming" and so on. Sometimes this goal interferes with artistic value: main character is a stereotypical annoying strong womyn acting like teenager.
But otherwise it's cool, some scenes are brilliant. Also it was interesting to look at Iran, even in a caricature depiction.
7/10

 No.22058

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Current Barbiegamer, hyping hard:
Anora: about love of Russian nouveau riche and American stripper
Nosferatu: remake of the classic movie

 No.22059

>>22049
>Es ist ein Fehler aufgetreten. Nutzen Sie die Suche oder die Links, um Inhalte zu finden.

 No.22065 KONTRA

>>22059
Oh, sorry. I hadn't checked if the film is available.
If you've seen the fence film linked from the IWO thread, it's probably the same but ranting about balconies etc. instead of fences. Top notch entertainment.



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Old thread Systemkontra'd >>4573

Insert coin to play post.
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 No.21641

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>>20811
Update:
>SoC
Played for half an hour and uninstalled. Maybe I just like HoMM 3 more for nostalgia than the gameplay.

>Mouthwashing

Finished it in one sitting. It's mostly just story with a few light gameplay elements. Cool aesthetics, but the story wasn't as sophisticated as I expected. Fine for what it is.

I tried giving Danganronpa 3 a shot but couldn't get into it, like so many VNs it's just too verbose. Baffles me that I managed to finish the first two games.

After finally getting Mythic rank in MtG Arena draft, I got kinda burned out. Started playing some Balatro instead. Got hooked for a few hours but it didn't catch on. Now with the catgirl mahjong game I think I found something reasonably challenging to scratch my competitive itch.

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Doing another run on Card Survival Tropical Island.

I hardly ever praise anything Chinese, but those devs really got something relaxing, immersing and still tense with this gameplay loop.
Soon their fantasy forest themed successor should release ...into early access, so I'll take it with a grain of salt.

Already far into comfy survival.
Early need for water was quenched with the tried and tested rain basin in the wetlands, followed by a cistern in the main jungle area.
Even managed to dig out a cellar as early home there, which will be useful later on as food store once I got my stone hut.

Right now just making life more comfortable.
Crafting some scented candles, braising some island chicken, boiling nippa sap into sugar, talking to my BBS-tier friend Weston and playing the lonely flute for fun.
Even trapped myself another boar sow, that will feed me a few days!

Soon the first dry season should be over now, so the next focus shall be some farming once water is plentiful.

 No.22018

>>21598
>>21605

It's not "the same game" at all.

I played the original Stalker a lot, it had a certain magic about it that dragged you into it.
It actually sold the immersion and atmosphere despite much more primitive graphics, thanks to fantastic artistic direction.
Stalker 1 wasn't actually all that open world and pretty linear, but not in your face linear.
Stalker 2 feels like any random "modern" game with tube levels for dumb console plebs to follow the yellow paint, not like actually stalking the zone.
It is a bad copy that didn't capture the magic whatsoever.
I tried to like it but it was incredibly offputting.

Lost it's soul entirely.

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After successfully escaping this beautiful island once, dying once while trying to weather the open sea, this time I embraced the secluded blissfulness and called the island my home.
250 hours into this game is enough... GIVE ME THE FOREST SURVIVAL!

Anyway, next survival to be done is Elin, Elonas unofficial successor.
Streamlined basically every aspect, hunting monsters, dungeon diving, farming, crafting, settlement management, whatever you want, it's in.
As is tradition, the chosen pet is of course the little girl, quite a fighter indeed :3
5 hours in and I have to settle my first tax bill in the capital, hopefully I'll find some weapons and gear here as well, still rather naked.



 No.19 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. The server stays the same, but is now reachable at:

radio.ernstchan.top

It is recommended to switch to this address for both listening and streaming, though the old xyz-domain is still supported from our side. But given what happened on the old chan we can't guarantee that the xyz-address will be kept available for us. Also all technical/festival announcements by radio staff will be made here from now on.

Everything else stays the same: The public stream can be used by everyone (see pic 4 for details), but if you stream regularly, an own account is recommended, write a mail to ernstiwan at protonmail.ch to get one. Include your desired user name and ideally (though optional) an avatar picture for the radio stats page. Reliable and production proven streaming software is butt: https://sourceforge.net/projects/butt/ (lightweight and easy to use, but lacks some features like updating artist/title) and mixxx: https://mixxx.org/ (can do it all, but setup is more complicated).

Also please remember that the radio recently switched from port 8000 to Port 80 (no SSL/TLS) and 443 (SSL/TLS mandatory).
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 No.21869

>>21868
Saved.

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This Weeks winner is "The Baboon Show - Radio Rebelde"
Good album.


Due to a lack of interest, "Rosalie Cunningham - Rosalie Cunningham" left the poll. Sad.
New in the poll
:

Deer Tick - War Elephant

Indie rock with a bit of country and a bit of folk.

I was surprised to see that the ratings for this album are all over the place. I like it.

Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2_MUsJF2Vo
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Todays winner is "Non Phixion - The Future is Now"
Good album.
After a long time we have some rap again.


Die Umfrage für nächste Woche: https://poll.fm/14965357

Like always we start at 17:00UTC, which is in a little bit over 1 hour from now.

In todays pre-stream: Pic related



 No.21399 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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 No.22020 KONTRA

Went out and helped with grocery shopping. I didn't really feel good while out and about. Mentally anyway. I just felt constant guilt over how much everything costs.

After coming home I had lunch and then I spent the rest of the day playing video games and chatting. Mostly video games. Though I sometimes end up obsessively going on a tangent because of a story element so it's sort of semi-productive.

 No.22022

>>22020
>I just felt constant guilt over how much everything costs.

Since when do you decide what everything costs?

I spent 80€ on four drinks, two fancy pizzas and two artisan italian lemonades yesterday. It just makes getting a raise more urgent.

 No.22024

My new sportsbook FanDuel is trying to make me an addict. Not going to happen. I work too hard for dollars to risk any on gambling, but I don't mind playing on their dime. To that end, I've recieved a different promotion every day this week offering bonus bets if I do %%x%. Took advantage of several offers and I now have more house money to wager. Not sure on what, but I want to avoid putting anything on our game this afternoon.

 No.22025

>>22024
Shouldn't that format fail have italicized the remainder of my post? Or does it only work if the code is closed?



 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899
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 No.21975

Had a dream I was cycling with a group of dedicated cyclists. I hadn't trained at all and was just trying to keep up.

My subconscious knows I am getting weaker as Winter drags on.

 No.21980

I had a dream that I was traveling with a group of ancient Chinese officials. The senior one had his daughter with him. She was sick, but my medical knowledge saved her.
There was much rejoicing afterwards though I don't think I got to marry her.

 No.21985

I was a language instructor in class. I think I was trying to get the learners to construct a sentence with a direct object in Russian. I realized that even I as the instructor struggled to do it myself, and conceded it must be way too demanding for them, so I decided we'd go back to the first pages for a while to have the learners try to identify direct objects in sentences. I think that's when IRL a doorbell woke me up.

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>>21980
He who helps with impure thoughts does not help at all.



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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

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>>21645
Man 15 years ago I was able to push myself into a handstand from a "crow" position.
I doubt I can do that anymore.

 No.21652

>>21646
15 years ago, I was able to get into a handstand. Fat chance of trying that today.

 No.21941

Ended up taking another break since I got a new tattoo that turned out longer than anticipated. Strength-wise I didn't lose much but my work capacity got kind of busted. Granted, I blasted a cig right before today's workout but I was huffing and puffing and started feeling nauseous halfway through to the point that I skipped a few sets at the end.

 No.21957

Did my first 10k (actually almost 11k) on Sunday. No, not my first, but my first since ten years or so.
It's not that I couldn't have done it in the past, but I find running just so, so boring.
Anyway, in addition to training my cardiovascular fitness I also got a bit of a bout of ambition and am now working towards running the 10k in under an hour, and eventually I hope to get under 45 minutes.
My time on Sunday was 1:07 from looking at the clock upon leaving to looking at the clock upon arriving, so in reality it was probably slightly less, but that's ok. My calculated speed was still under 10 km/h.
I am now at the point though where heart and lungs aren't the limiting factor anymore, but the legs. Had the same when I was still doing uphill runs (can't anymore because flat land ;_;) in that at some point my legs just gave up. Apparently I now need to build up lactate tolerance or something like that. I refuse to make a real training plan and check my pulse and whatnot, and I just hope I won't become a runner. There's something about them that I don't like, but I can't even really name it, so I might not even notice it when I do it. But I already paid 300 Euros for my running shoes (my last pair cost not even 20, but those kinds of shoes apparently don't exist anymore).
Yeah, that's it. Now I need to go to bed because I need to do a 5k after work.



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