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 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899
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 No.22370

My family left me alone in a small crowded bus with a giant eery Labrador. I was afraid of it, ended up biting me in the back of neck.
I don’t remember much inbetween but I ended up stalking my ex girlfriend (tm) on a private island she went on vacations with her friends. I don’t know how but she ended up noticing me, she was naked. She had two tattoos of a wing with an eye coming from under both her boobs to her belly bottom, same on both of her forearms, she had both her nipples removed. I was on my knees, feeling powerless.
I woke up at 4 am and couldn’t sleep.

 No.22388

I had a dream a few days ago and made it into a sci-fi short story.
"It came to me in a dream" is appropriate for fiction

 No.22494

Had a dream I quit my job. I regretted it the next day because I had nothing else to do with my time.

 No.22684

I dreamed that there was a tree in fire in the garden and that the fire was spreading, but it wasn't really scary, I just hosed the place down and it worked out just fine. I feel like it was almost pleasant to just simply set things right.

Second dream was that I was walking down the street (one that I kinda rarely go down) at night with my family, and I noticed that the sky was red with seven moons on it, one of them also red. I tried to take a photo but I just couldn't do it. Then the sun started rising from the right (wrong direction for that street) and started a solar eclipse. Now that was kind of scary and I was thinking to myself if this is the kind of panic medieval peasants felt when seeing such a phenomenon. Then I woke up.


 No.19 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. The server stays the same, but is now reachable at:

radio.ernstchan.top

It is recommended to switch to this address for both listening and streaming, though the old xyz-domain is still supported from our side. But given what happened on the old chan we can't guarantee that the xyz-address will be kept available for us. Also all technical/festival announcements by radio staff will be made here from now on.

Everything else stays the same: The public stream can be used by everyone (see pic 4 for details), but if you stream regularly, an own account is recommended, write a mail to ernstiwan at protonmail.ch to get one. Include your desired user name and ideally (though optional) an avatar picture for the radio stats page. Reliable and production proven streaming software is butt: https://sourceforge.net/projects/butt/ (lightweight and easy to use, but lacks some features like updating artist/title) and mixxx: https://mixxx.org/ (can do it all, but setup is more complicated).

Also please remember that the radio recently switched from port 8000 to Port 80 (no SSL/TLS) and 443 (SSL/TLS mandatory).
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 No.22686

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Can you post the playlist?

 No.22688

>>22686
Sorry, only seen it now. Here it is:

The Inquisition
Everlast - Black Jesus
Geto Boys - Still
Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy
The Frontalittle Squad - The Frontalittle Squad Highly Recommends Penny Arcade
Bedlam Rock Pavement - Make Your Next Move
Ill Engineer - Chronically Ill
MC Hawking - Rock Out With Your Hawk Out
MC Wreckshin - Kung-Fu Is My Mom
Monzy - Kill Dash Nine
Nursehella - Nursehellamentary
Ultraklystron - Five To Nine
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>>22688

 No.22755

Impromptu stream: Mexican Witchcraft - Pocho Aztlan


 No.22028 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>21399
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What are some internet weirdos you know of?
How do you know them and do you actively follow them?
Are there internet weirdos in your country that you might want to share with us?
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Maybe you've heard of the book "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". I spent my high school years among nerds, and many of them were given this book as award in different nerd competitions. It sounded way too soy to me even though there was no word "soyboy" back then. Author, Eliezer Yudkowsky recently brought attention to himself by proposing to bomb Iranian data centers in order to prevent them from creating AGI.

The book has a fandom of "rationalists". Among them, a transgender death cult has been formed, and now the leaders and participants are being arrested for murders:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/zizian-jack-lasota-arrest

Now I wanna read this book.

 No.22519 KONTRA

More information:
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1RpAvd5TO5eMhJrdr2kz43dxT3nNm0XtuPcaW9kBIZL8/mobilebasic?pli=1#h.ycy5l4nhcrpn

 No.22540

>>22519
Why am I supposed to ready this?

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>>22540
What makes you think that you're supposed to read all this?


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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.
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 No.22461

>>22460
>I would have never thought that one day I'll be acknowledging Pattinson as the penultimate Batman, but here I am.
Same with diCaprio after Titanic, most of his other movies are pretty good. Also Brad Pitt to some degree.

 No.22462

>>22461
Darn those charismatic actors that actually have talent on top of their looks!
If one would just be able to hate them...

In other news, watched through LotR this weekend again and it's still great.

Also, agitated by the other Germans claims, I'm just going through a list of films from 2020 to now and to my surprise there's quite a few good ones on there.
Dunc 1 and 2 I enjoyed, again with the pretty twink that can actually act.
Some John Wicks, guess I saw a few of those and was entertained despite hardly remembering anything except a dead dog.
Saw Furiosa in cinema in Thailand, no actual Mad Max but so so.
Watched Evil Dead Rise 2 times due to being wholeheartedly entertained by a sexy redhead as well as females and zoomies getting brutalized.
Sonic was a great adaptation and I still have to watch 2 and 3.

I think it's the same as with videogames, there just so much coming out altogether, if somebody has an overall negative mindset, it's easy to just see the big pile of steaming shit and feign ignorance to all the gold around it.

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>>22462
You shouldn't let things get to you that much.
Hyperbole is a common stylistic device on imageboards, so any such statement is only taken at face value by autists and actual 89IQ retards. You aren't one of those, are you?
That said, I haven't seen DUNC 2, but 1 was indeed ok, Furiosa IS shit, John Wick after 2 is shit, any of the newer Evil Deads is shit, and holy shit, SONIC? I mean come on, I know you're an actual degenerate, but... really? REEEEEELY?

However, what I noticed while writing this is that everything really is only -quels and remakes and reboots anymore. So I will now state, without hyperbole, that 2020s Hollywood as a whole needs to be destroyed. The few decent things that might come out of that moloch don't justify all that other trash.

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This is perfect. I'm blown away.


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Did you Do It™?
Post your boastings here.

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 No.22472

>>22471
>on an anonymous imageboard populated by misanthropic clowns.
Hey now, this is not 4chan, I am not a clown. I am a jester.
That said, do you check your electrolyte intake? Cramps are a common symptom of some kind of salt deficiency.

 No.22476

>>22471
It can be a whole lot of things. I know magnesium makes my cramps instantly go away from experience. I also heard lactic acid tend to be produced slower and slower the more your body is used to exercise. Some sport bro even recommended me to just have a bottle of citrus with me at the pool.
It usually strikes at my calves. As a teenager, I wanted to impress a crush with my relatively good swimming skills at the time; she ended up fishing me out of the pool as I was drowning.

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>>22472
>>22476
Thanks, I'll look into that.
>the more your body is used to exercise
Definitely doesn't apply to me.

With me it's calf or foot. For unrelated reasons (don't like public pools and hardly ever travel anymore), I've hardly been in water during the last 25 years. When I did, I made sure to be in view of other people.

 No.22480 KONTRA

>>22479
*did → was


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 No.22261

>>22259
>The city feels historical and alive unlike any place that I've visited in Russia
What about Yalta? Is Yalta not Russian?

 No.22270

>>15888
(replying to old post)
Reminds me of when I was in (at?) an ethnographic museum. Another visitor, a child, was looking at Mongolian Mongols in Mongolia, with their yaks and gers, in a room about them and their folk Buddhist items and nothing else. Child exclaims something like "Indians!" or "Buffaloes!"
Child's parents didn't say anything. I wonder if they just didn't bother to correct the child, or didn't have the faintest idea about the exhibits themselves.

>>22261
Perhaps they just haven't visited Yalta yet. But I think a key difference is that Tbilisi is still inhabited mostly by a people that has always been there (even if it has lost diversity), whereas Yalta and all of Crimea is mostly inhabited by culturally foreign newcomers and probably feels fake and sterile after all the disruptions, deportations and genocides of the last centuries.

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>>22270
still mad about that conference?
Not him, but Crimea is overpriced because for people with clearance level (many of military officers, FSB, MIC workers) it's the only possible choice as they can't leave the country until the clearance expires. Or because they have state-subsidized vacations there like gf's parents. They love Yalta and want to move there when their youngest child goes to college.

Georgia is overpriced too, but for another reason. Because people who left Russia in 2022 can't get into better country. So it's a pretty curious place, having vegan queer cafes and horizontal safe spaces. Like Tangier was for beatniks.

Good options for ordinary Russian (poorfag without Schengen visa) are Thailand and Turkey.

 No.22423 KONTRA

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This poem conveys the atmosphere of the place:

mom took me to crimea

...mom took me to crimea
against my will
without my consent
to break me
to force
to love putin
to love this country
to stop thinking about freedom
about truth
about conscience
to stop thinking
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 No.20781 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Worst thread returns for another round
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 No.22281 KONTRA

>>22275
Who else?

 No.22291

I haven't stopped smiling since president Trump took office! He's sticking it to the libs 24/7 exposing their corruption! DOE has been destroyed! I love it! Hope him and Elon ignore all the liberal judges trying to stop them and earmark them for later!

 No.22295

>>22291
I wonder if the dems will try to mobilize the niggers for their anti-musk pro-corporation pro-big-government protests. They are like teenagers who will not clean their room. You tell them once, you tell them twice, but they didn't do it. Then, you do it yourself and they throw a hissy fit, and that's when you know they have something in there they are not supposed to have like alcohol or dirty magazines. Sometimes, they break stuff. That is when you have to be extra tough.

When the libs start openly rioting, the national guard must come out. Arrests have to be made, and those arrested need to be imprisoned! All the rioters can be locked up or shot! The libs need to be neutralized before America can be great again!

 No.22297

There's a measles outbreak in Texas. Why now and why in Texas, I wonder?

The libs are foaming because DOGE is draining the swamp. Maybe they put the measles in the drinking water, to punish Texas for voting pro-America?

Maybe they did it to pressure people into having their children vaccinated?

Maybe it is both?


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 No.22138 KONTRA

>>22134
> not sure if it will be better
What are you talking about, human history is the history of continuous improvements! With every new technolgoy, things become better and better! We destroyed the planet so the lower 80% can slave away in foxconn-factories so first-world-leftshits can have macbooks and nike socks to come in, and everyone is as happy as can be!

> hurr my macbook is insignificant, and it's meaningless that it is to consumerism what the cross is to christianity, because symbols are meaningless, that's why i dress in the leftshit-uniform
> durr i only participate in society to a certain degree, so i'm not the problem
> the true problem are all the people richer than me who consume more than i do, like i would, if it would just rain money straight into my pockets, which is why we need to eat the rich, so i (and people poorer than me, maybe) can consume more
ololo

To keep it on topic: the biggest consoooomers are, of course, not reddit-cucks with anime-figurines, but women. The average weeaboo's consumption is limited by shelf space, the average woman's consumption is limited by garbage-can space, and men were dumb enough to set up societies where men empty garbage cans weekly, so women can consume one garbage can full of crap every week. (But women are opressed, not the men who take away there garbage.)

>look i bought a new temu sweater i buy three a week that makes me a well-dressed person and very valuable as a human bean and i only wash them once before throwing them away, and i only wear them for four hours before washing, because i'm very clean and cleanliness is next to godliness
t. typical woman

And this, by the way, is why clothing is so low-quality. Clothes can suck to the max, because most clothes purchases are controlled by women, and women consider it a cardinal sin to be seen in the same piece twice, so disposable clothes are right-sized for the market. Don't need no coats that will last for one or two decades, they are already overbuild and under-engineered when they last one entire season.
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 No.22208

Questions of theoretical womanology:
1) What is a woman?
2) What does a woman want? What is her purpose?
3) Classification of women.
4) Origin of women.

Questions of applied womanology:
1) How to defend against woman's sorcery?
2) How to filter out bad women?
3) How to make women like you?
4) How to live with a woman?
5) How to organize a wedding? How to choose rings?
6) How to communicate with your and her relatives?
7) How to have kids and raise them with a woman?
8) How to distribute your property between the woman and kids in your will?

 No.22211

>>22208
>What is a woman?
A merry big pinch of openness.

 No.22212

>>22208
Theoretical womanology:
1) What is a woman?
>According to the late Mr. Stronach, women are actually humans like us men. It seems as this is the agreed upon general consensus.
2) What does a woman want? What is her purpose?
>Their strife mostly develops around enhancing security by any means necessary and caving in to their biological need to reproduce. Just as men tend to behave risky and curious, Yin and Yang and so on. To much risk gives you a quick demise, while too much security will wither you away in what seems to be "comfort".
3) Classification of women.
>Achieving above state goals/purpose either by honest or dishonest means.
4) Origin of women.
>Evolution, huh? Somewhere, some time ago, pure chance decided that reproducing via two donors of genetic material is more viable then asexual reproduction like mitosis or whatever. Interestingly 3 genetic donors never evolved, it stopped globally at 2. Not counting any cuckold bs like non-reproducing worker ants or sparrows with 4 "genders", sex still only happens between 2 without the actual need of a third party to complete the process.

Questions of applied womanology:
1) How to defend against woman's sorcery?
>Realign your own value against a worldwide standard instead of just locally. A financially secured male is much more rare than a financially insecure or meta-stable female.
2) How to filter out bad women?
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Avis, jasmin varnā na ā ast, dadarka akvams, tam, vāgham garum vaghantam, tam, bhāram magham, tam, manum āku bharantam. Avis akvabhjams ā vavakat: kard aghnutai mai vidanti manum akvams agantam. Akvāsas ā vavakant: krudhi avai, kard aghnutai vividvant-svas: manus patis varnām avisāms karnauti svabhjam gharmam vastram avibhjams ka varnā na asti. Tat kukruvants avis agram ā bhugat.
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 No.22131

>>22129
What is instantly and constantly? What is Konstante and Moment? What is sofort or stande pede?

 No.22132

>>22131
See, it's "momentan" as well, hence it should be "konstantan".
Haven't thought about nouns too much, was more of a clearing thought in between paid thoughts at wörk.

 No.22133

>>22132
Apples and oranges, Ernst. Apples and oranges.

 No.22203

>>21846
It's too precise system. What you consider a single sound "h" could be a dozen of slightly different sounds, which you can't distinguish without a special training.
You'll have a huge keyboard and spelling will be harder, not easier.


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