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 No.15256 [Last 50 Posts]

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Kohl is kill for now, so I am preparing for the worst:
How can I convert from Bernd to Ernst? What is yhe culture here?

 No.15257

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Become a highly annoying assburger with communist yet racist tendencies.

 No.15258

so what happened? is it over?

 No.15259

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>>15258
Es ist vorüber.

 No.15260

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>>15259
Noooooo

 No.15261

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>>15257
I'll fit right in.

 No.15262

videoplayback.mp4 (3.6 MB, 512x288)

Ernstchan is the new Kohlchan.

 No.15263

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>>15262
The question is, if kohl really is kill, where will the diaspora go? Kohlers will probably scatter between ernstTOP, ernstXYZ, bernd.group and maybe 8chan.moe I think.

 No.15264

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>>15263
>ernstXYZ

 No.15265

>>15263
Easy, all go to EC.top

 No.15266

>>15264
The admin still has the "Kohl raid" thread pinned lol
I hope he enjoys sharing the board with Kotis seven personalities.

 No.15267

i cant create threads
t.onion

 No.15268

>>15267
Where do onions go?

 No.15269

>>15268
Nowhere, everybody hates us

 No.15270 KONTRA

>>15269
Much to think about.

 No.15271

>>15269
Sad.
Anyway, what is the "unknown" ball equivalent to on kohl? Proxy?

 No.15273 KONTRA

>>15263
better xyz than top. Isn't xyz full of threads you could find on kohl as well now?

I just noticed that top was basically kohl free, kohl wasn't mentioned at all.

 No.15276

>>15273
I wasn't there for the drama, but I heard the mods are sanser there.

 No.15282

>>15273
>I just noticed that top was basically kohl free
It is, because we didn't allow permanent shitting on Kohl and Helmut here, which was at some point the main topic of xyz administration. We wanted to create a board with an identity which goes beyond simply hating Kohl, so that we wouldn't just be the safespace for people who were banned on Kohl to whine about Kohlmods, and then immediatly leave after their ban expired. Note that we have no beef with Kohl, in contrast to xyz, as >>15266 already hinted at.

 No.15292

It's still down. I can't live like this.

 No.15294

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>>15292
Where are all Bernds?

 No.15295

>>15294
Here.

 No.15298

>>15263
>scatter between ernstTOP, ernstXYZ, bernd.group and maybe 8chan.moe
Which one of those has the most traffic?

 No.15299

>>15298
>Which one of those has the most traffic?
It's funny that this is the first question, because I recently asked if high traffic itself was a quality factor for an image board, and people all said "no". For all what I've seen most people want to be where everyone is, and they'll much rather tolerate cancer than silence.

 No.15300

>>15299
Well that's true, I also want to have a nice layout. I prefer the country balls over simple flags for example, I just kinda wished I could be a Bavaria ball here as well. And when you look at bernd.group, the German speaking board is kind of dead.
It's kind of complicated, you have to consider many things.

 No.15301 KONTRA

>>15300
While that's true*

 No.15303

The first thread the kohl refugees create has an image of a small child in the OP. Very much on brand.

Kill yourselves pedos.

 No.15304

>>15303
I just like russian cartoons.
>The first thread the kohl refugees create has an image of something Russian in the OP. Very much on brand.
>Kill yourselves rooster.

 No.15305

>>15303
You will like it.

 No.15315

>>15300
Indeed. A Bavariaball does exist I think, the geolocation service might not be the most accurate one, I heard a few examples about misdetection.
>bernd.group, the German speaking board is kind of dead
Always has been, I also don't like the boardlist and the mascot. Otherwise the site seems to be OK, but if you mainly post on /b/ it's unattractive.
>you have to consider many things.
For me it has settled down to contributing on EC, while still lurking on cabbage a few times a week, and going to 4chan for topics that are too niche to expect relevant discussion on EC. Some people on the other hand voluntarily cripple their choices and stick to one board while hating on everything else, just that they can feel a sense of belonging. Well at least a common foe helps maintaining an identity, even if it's a sad one.

 No.15325

KC still isn't up
It's been 17 hours now
Last time it only lasted 4 hours

What's this problem called, where everything is stuck and you can't post, but the site is still up? It's the second time this week.

 No.15327

>>15315
>4chan
It's admittedly very useful, but on the larger boards tge posts are most of the time like the worst you could expect an US ball to post. Also the small file size, only a few types of supported files, only one file at a post, most of the time no sound for webms, cancer captcha, it's just user unfriendly.

 No.15329

>>15325
Database is fugged

 No.15330

>>15325
burn in hell kike

 No.15331

>>15315
>Always has been, I also don't like the boardlist and the mascot. Otherwise the site seems to be OK, but if you mainly post on /b/ it's unattractive.
The board is abandon-ware at this point. There are bugs that haven't been fixed for over 2 years. I am not even sure if the admin is even still around or is only handing out mod rights

 No.15332

Get Helmut to leave his hookers for 10 minutes and have him run, systemctl restart mongod

 No.15333

>>15331
>I am not even sure if the admin is even still around or is only handing out mod rights
Helmut once said (2022) that "KC will be the hill on which he will die".
Maybe he has given up now.

 No.15338 KONTRA

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>>15334
If a bulldozer is your only vehicle, everything could make a great parkinglot.

 No.15339

>>15334
>What does the hill stand for in this metaphor?
The fight against paid shills (during Corona and later ukraine) as well as pathologic trolls like Koti.

 No.15340

>>15339
Didn't he actually make a paid shill moderator? I remember a time when everybody mentioning Waldi was banned.

 No.15346

>>15340
That was still the case, at least until a few days ago.

 No.15347 KONTRA

>>15256
>what is the culture here
be a fart-sniffing arrogant pseudo-intellectual, whine about not getting laid, have pol-tier discussions, but be more pretentious about it.

 No.15369

So absolutely no fun allowed? No Bog posting, no joges? SAD

 No.15371

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>>15369
I need kohl

 No.15375

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polish Kohlface.jpg (447.11 KB, 1440x1920)

This is the only epic kohlmoment I saved, I need kohl to experience more kc tyre and it was on int

 No.15384

Unironically this >>15347
t. Ernst

 No.15400

ATTENTION EVERYONE! KOHL WORKS AGAIN! I REPEAT, KOHL WORKS AGAIN!

 No.15401

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>>15400
It loaded once. Now it's deda against. BKA is probably collecting IPs right this minute.

 No.16270

Kohl doesn't work ;_;

 No.16371

>>16270
Kohlchan is down again for one minute already ;_;

 No.17675

They attacked the Kohl

 No.17677

>>17675
Attack on Kohl is attack on me.

 No.17679

Even when Kohl is paused for many hours already, Ernst is still dead. Sad!

 No.17680

>>17679
Truly. Where is everybody? Or has kohlchan been a massive circle jerk of a few this whole time?

 No.17681

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>>17680
Almans lassen sich von Musels ficken, keine Zeit für Lauerey

 No.17682 KONTRA

>>17681
immer noch besser als gar kein Sex.

 No.17683

Brutal…

 No.17684

It's so over.

 No.17688

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I'm cold because the AC is too strong and now drinking, truly alone this time.

 No.17690

IS BACK!

 No.17694

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Why are you guys raiding kc?

 No.17697

>>17694
Looks like false flag to me

 No.17703

>>17694
just ban brazil and 90% of proxy ips would be gone

 No.17710

I just got banned for "pedophobia"
I didn't know I had this.

 No.17711

>>17710
Me too. Thanks for posting in my thread!
Mods are currently banning pedophobia while there's actual CP being posted in the same thread - unsanctioned.
>>17694
Looks like a shitty language model that learned basic KC threads.

 No.17712

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>>17694
We are deeply sorry about this, but you see, Portuguese Ernst is currently on a rampage to process the trauma of being ditched by his GF >>17708. We tried to talk him out of it, but he insisted in fucking up your page to vent his rage. Since he is really powerful, there's not much we can do about it.

 No.17713 KONTRA

>>17712
I'll admit it. I tried to vent my frustrations by making Bernds hurt, so I wouldn't hurt myself. It only made things worse, says a fair deal about the human condition.

 No.17714

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>>17710
Come home ernstchan.top, white man!
KC has been a cesspool for pedo niggers, coom posting, political agitation, government shills, PTAP, hue and other 4kanker/b-tire degeneracy for far too long now.

 No.17800

Kohl is down against. Is it over?

 No.17801

>>17800
onion works, probably ddos via clearnet

 No.17802

>>17800
it was very suspicious, minutes after disabling captchas, thus lowering the threats levels.

 No.17803

>>17801
Didn't save the onion link, pls gib.

 No.17804


 No.17805

>>17804
Age of the onion.

 No.17806

>>15300
>kind of dead
Then go post there dummy.

 No.17807

Ist deda and I havens't no onions, what nao?

 No.17808

>>17807
sleep is always an option.
too much srs bzns for one day.
Im sure that everything will be just fine,
in the morning.

 No.17809

Radio Kohlchan is at least still alive.

 No.17811

F

 No.17813

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I have posted on northpole, krautchan and old ernstchan
Also constantly fought and reported shitposters from 4chan, 8chan and kohlchan
As you can see my resume is impressive and you should consider my credentials as TOP EC poster
i will clean this place from bad quality post as Napalm

 No.17817

>>17813
Gustav. Gustaf Gans.

 No.17821

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It's still down.
Guess I'm gonna make spaghetti carbonara with 150g bacon, cauśe fuck it.
I also have to go store for more alocgol, I suffer.

t. very drunked

 No.17822

>>17821
is up; cloudflare is the problem.
onion or i2p

pic:
> another pedoboard got taken down, got mad, and attacked kadze

 No.17826

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>>17822
I2P is slow as shit and they require you to run some python script on top of that. It's over.

 No.17827

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Mach kaputt, was dich kaputt macht!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwE8dlRnsio

>>17826
why not into onion in that case?

 No.17828

Can't some 3rd world oligarch bring KC back please, EC just feels wrong.

 No.17829

>>17827
I have discovered that you can go on kohlchan.ws to generate ans bypass that doesn't require you to run the Python script!

 No.17831

>>17829
When will normal kohl be back?

 No.17832

>>17831
No information regarding that has been posted on /int/ or /admin/

 No.17839

>>17822
Oh wow, pedokrebser mal wieder dumm wie fick

 No.17840

>>17829
Thank you.

 No.17841

>>17829
Doesn't work, still can't access kohl

 No.17842

>>17841
It's not for accessing it on clearnet, but for being able to post on Tor/I2P
But I wouldn't even bother getting those, if you don't have one, cause the board is dead with like 25 PPH

 No.17843

Where will we go if it doesn't come back / doesn't return to clearnet?

 No.17846

Maybe the non retarded part of the population would migrate to Ernst

 No.17847

>>17846
I don't like the concept of "general threads" here.

 No.17848

>>17847
The board is too slow to have a separate thread on every issue. It's better to unite them by groups (gym, movies, politics, etc)

 No.17849

What happened to ernst.xyz? I tried accessing it today but it's not woy.

 No.17850 KONTRA

>>17849
has been dead a month.

 No.17851 KONTRA

>>17849
Not working*

 No.17852


 No.17853

Is back

 No.17854

>>17853
indeed its.
see you later, ernst.
you are always great.

 No.17855

>>17852
All the population except schizos migrated to ernstchan.top because of fucked up mod. Then the empty board was closed.

 No.18128

Kohl is onion only again, they should just start calling it Onionchan.net

 No.18129

>>18128
Or rather Zwiebelchan.net

 No.18130 KONTRA

>>18128
yup. this time I couldnt even use the I pee token.
maybe everything will be fine.

 No.18131

>>18130
Yeah, that was the first thing I tried

 No.18132

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What is the actual problem here?
t. clueless about web stuff

 No.18133

>>18132
dronebl is an ip blacklist to filter undesirable ip and ranges from which come botnets and spam, at least officially.

Perhaps dronebl makes all Bernd ips count as harmful spam? Maybe it's glitchy. Or perhaps it's the kohlcucks's fault.
I've seen onions complaining about making posting difficult for them too.

tl;dr I don't understand anything either. I suggest deposing Helmut.

 No.18135 KONTRA

>>18133
this droenbl thing seem to be down, so this must explain it.

 No.18144

Looks like Kohlchan is down more and more often
What is happening?

 No.18145 KONTRA

>>18144
who knews?
its back again for now.

 No.18623

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We are under attack again

 No.18638

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wtf?

 No.18683

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>>18638
Don't question it, goy.

 No.18684

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People won't waste the time solving captcha for low effort threads anymore

It's over for kHc. Just look at the poster map. PPH is dropping quickly

 No.18693

>>18684

>It's over for kHc.


Good riddance to be honest.

 No.18694

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without the captchas kayce would be even less browseable.
there isn't much else you can do against dedicated attackers.

alternatively you could browse the cancer sites of the attackers like x, habsgelesen or fratzenbuch.

 No.18698

>>18694
>dedicated
Can someone explain to me why this is? Somebody from another site who had his site closed was what I had understood. But why would that cause that person to want to close down kadse?

 No.18708

This board is dead

 No.18718

I am human.

>>18708
Nah.
It just takes Ernst an hr to dictate a propper response.

 No.18720

I am human.
I has an kot.

 No.18722

>>18708
You are objectively wrong. The anorectal violence-spammer has his own thread that is very alive.

 No.18731

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>>18720
Show your pussy then.
t. fellow /int/erloper

 No.18742

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>>18731
Well H*ll, I thought I did.
I'll try once moar.
His name is Heinrich and he's just 7mo.

That's quite the handsome and happy tabby you've got there.
I had a tabby once who would gift me an at least one pird or mouse a week.
Unfortunately for Heinrich, he will never know the joys of fucking or hunting as mom had him spayed and declawed, condeming him to a lief of a sonbasket/indoor kot.
At least he lives in a big house.

 No.18747

>>18742
>and declawed

Americans are such vile creatures.

 No.18752

>>18747
For what need an indoor cat crales? Around to destroy the furnitures?

 No.18975

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Moth on kc today banned 465 ip ranges, 383 of which are in Germany.

 No.18976 KONTRA

>>18975
ok but will you answer >>18974 ??

 No.19012

I was a normal poster but schizo Kohlmoth banned me for "Kot" and deleted all my posts, which weren't even out of the ordenary.
I don't get why the hart punishment and I am not even the other Bavarian whining on /admin/ who got deleted, maybe I got mixed up with him.
This rotten cabbage really starts to stink.

 No.19013 KONTRA

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>>19012
>This rotten cabbage really starts to stink.

You should get your nose checked some time.

 No.19014

>>19013
I am sorry, I am just angry. I take it back

 No.19016 KONTRA

>>19014
I don't take it back

 No.19017

>>18752
For what need a Bernd his penis? Around to wank into the socks?

 No.19044

>>19012
Dont take it personal. The Koti-moth is an asshole. He was actively looking for confrontation in our thread and became even angrier when no one reacted to his aggressive tone. If the Koti-moth has its psychotic episode, it will be offended by nearly everything including humor.

 No.19059

>>19044
Luckily I was unbanned again as moths saw the injustice, but man, first my ASN was just blocked and then I was wrongfully accused of being Koti.

 No.19063 KONTRA

i was thinking about asking for a global moth acc just so i don't have to solve the captchas; wouldn't actually mod.

 No.19067

>>19063
Mods have to solve captchas as well

 No.19079 KONTRA

>>19067
No we don't

 No.19115

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 No.19168

>>19115
Only he has to. Helmut made him solve captchas for every single interaction now.

 No.19173

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What is this?

 No.19179

>>19173
That is the latest cloudflare shittery, which hast to be solved, additional to the impossible captchas. Also posting without javascript is impossible now.
They're trying their hardest to make the board as unusable as possible.

 No.19180

>>19179
Hold your whoren mowl, miscarriage. The kale channel need not poster how you.

 No.19182 KONTRA

>>19180
Shut up your whore-screaming, miscarriage. The kale channel doesn't need to post like you do.

 No.19183 KONTRA

>>19182
Shut up with your whore-calling, miscarriage. The Kale channel doesn't need to post like you do.

 No.19184 KONTRA

>>19183
Now, the iteration has converged to a fix point.

 No.19188 KONTRA

Please keep cabbage meta discussions on the cabbage as long as there's no downtime, thank you.

 No.19311 KONTRA

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>>19188
Thank you for acomondating us in our tiem of need, Earnst.

t. Bernd
P o l i t e
K
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N
T
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SAGE

 No.21138

>>15294
Can't we all just get along

 No.21139

>>19067
Christ Jesus why? They're mods kek? I can't stop laughing fuck... Do administration do captcha too?

 No.21140

>>15256
>Bernd to Ernst
Will not happen, pedo nazis are superior to germ commies



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