No.24589 [Last 50 Posts]
Summer has arrived edition
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>>24016 No.24592 KONTRA
Kinda spinning out of control. I wish classes would start again.
No.24598
>>24592External motivation and discipline is for the weak. On the other hand it perfectly fits the southern laziness stereotype which means you are the living proof of IT being right
pay debts No.24599
https://youtube.com/shorts/kPXBuHFiCrY?si=CLpvnPZhDr7eIIBaThinking about buying this for me and gf, what do you think, Ernst? Really cool tbh ngl.
No.24600
My fridge is broken. Let's see how many decades it will take me to replace it.
No.24603
>>24600>decadesSo you will never get a new fridge again in your life?
You live on canned food or something?
No.24604 KONTRA
>>24599Looks nice.
>nglNow gonna light... one up?
>>24600Replaced my fridge two years or so ago, when I noticed that the temperature outside resembles the temperature inside. Went for a bigger one, I regret nothing.
No.24606
>>24605Do you not have "stable" milk in the US?
It's basically one step beyond regular pasteurization and you can store it for days at room temperature even after opening.
No.24607
>>24606It probably exists in niche markets, but I've never seen it. Our pasteurized milk will only survive an hour or two outside of the refrigerator.
No.24608
>>24607Interesting. What about UHT milk?
No.24610
>>24609Financially smart choice
No.24612
When one watches Swiss television archive footage or old pictures up to the 50s. The most striking thing is that not a lot changed : buildings are the same, festivals are the same. Everything that happened is still relatable.
Maybe the last fifteen years saw the most changes in Switzerland’s recent history with an acceleration in population change. People with Swiss ancestry tend to now constitute a minority in classrooms. I dislike that but I couldn’t say it was lived as a catastrophe.
No.24613 KONTRA
>>24612> the last fifteen years saw the most changes in Switzerland’s recent history with an acceleration in population change.This is a nazi conspiracy narrative, there is no replacement. You are a literal nazi.
No.24614
>>24609It's for bydlo, anyway. Good for Americans to not buy this literal goyslop.
No.24616
>>24614Why buy ZOGmilk when you can milk your own horse? Make this heart surgery pay off.
No.24619
>>24616Unfortunately, Flicka von der Schnakenweide can't be bread due to her heart condition. She's not in the Stutbuch, anyway. So no horsemilk. Must go back to working overtime, the rent for Flicka's stable just went up and Lena would be angry if we had to dig into our savings.
No.24620
Foobar just played two blank tracks right after another.
What are the chances?
Of course I could calculate them based on the number of tracks in the playlist and the number of blank tracks, but I won't go and find all the blank tracks right now
No.24621
A few days ago I are a cantaloup melon half with a spoon. My neighbors watching me in my kitchen probably thought I am a primate using a tool.
No.24625
>>24621>probably thought I am a primate using a tool.Well, technically, you ARE.
No.24626 KONTRA
Date yesterday went well. We had a coffee and then went out for lunch. Lasted about 5 hours.
I can't seem to be able to get a good night's sleep because of how I have to stay up to help with moving stuff for the family and then I also have to work on uni stuff still.
I just need to sit down once and write the final essay for the semester, hit send and then I'm fucking done it's just that I'm very fucking drained.
No.24631
I just realized that I hate headsets and headphones
No.24632
>>24625Yes but a very primitive one *badum ts*
>>24631Can you repeat? I had my airpods still in.
No.24633 KONTRA
I miss my grandparents. But I'm glad that they don't have to see the current levels of bullshit. Although all of them were better equipped to deal with bullshit than I am. They were all so resilient and optimistic.
Also, I fear I'll be unemployed in a few years when bossman sells the company, and I'll never find a new job. Luckily, I don't have wife/children. Imagine being unemployed when you have children. It's horrible. I know because my father was unemployed for some time in the late eighties.
Life pretty much sucks. Still miss my grandparents, who have all been dead for decades. Miss my ex. Life is a miserable place and I wish I had the courage to kys.
No.24634
>>24632>Can you repeat? I said I hate headphones and headset, which you couldn't hear with your gay little freefalling earplugs.
I maybe should have added that I hate WEARING them, which completely changes the message.
No.24637
>>24633Why worry? Bürgergeld is the best + you have more time for your Kids.
No.24638
>>24637> the bestExcept you have to live in a shithole, not have a car, eat Aldi-junk, use up all of your assets, and you can't save for retirement, so it means you will also be poor in your old age. You will have to live like some eternal student, except you are not a student anymore. You regress. You can only dismantle everything you have built in life, until it's all gone. Worse: everything your ancestors built will be dismantled, too. That wardrobe has been in the family through two world wars? Antiques, you are not allowed to have that, turn it into money. And they do make visits to check every closet and every drawer, to make sure there is nothing you hide. If they think you have too much or too good a quality of anything, it will have to be sold. If you have too many pots or too much cutlery, they will decide you don't really live alone and cut you to 0. What's too much? Arbitrary.
As for children, if you have any, you will be too poor to dress them in real clothes, feed them real food or give them an education beyond what is offered by the government. No music lessons, no skiing, and they'll have to eat junk food. Imagine feeding your children that shit Aldi-bread with some Aldi boiled sausage, and dressing them in track suites from Tako. Of course, they will have to go to a shit school with daily robberies and knife attacks, because you live in a shit place, and they will come home and talk like Turks, without articles, prepositions or cases. They adapt. If you have a daughter, she will start to wear a headscarf, and if you have a son, he will want to be circumcised.
It's a horror-movie.
The only way to survive on Bürgergeld is too have some undocumented side-hustle, to steal food from garbage containers, etc.
It's so much easier to have a job and know you make enough money to have a roof over your head and if 500g of black lentils are more expensive than the red lentils, it doesn't bother you, you can just buy black lentils. And you don't have to buy that god-awful cheap Ja! Oatmeal, either. And if there are ripe heirloom-tomatoes on offer, you can buy them. You don't have to buy green pre-packaged tomatoes. And when your washing machine is broken, you can order parts to fix it. And if you can't do that, you can pay someone to fix it or even buy a new one. On Bürgergeld? You can try to save up for a washing machine over five years, or pay it off on installments for five years, and then it's broken again and you will try to wash your clothes in the shower by hand, because of course you can't even afford a bathtub, and of course you will smell.
Life is so much better when you are not poor.
No.24639
I am so glad I came of age before smartphones became widespread.
I was already an embarrassing dweeb without any of that, but now imagine having access to brainrotting social media and cameras filming everything all the time.
No.24640
>>24639Even before smartphones were a thing, back when Motorola clamshell phones first had video cameras, kids recorded awkward kids. As soon as YouTube was a thing, videos were uploaded. There was a fuckton of videos with kids getting bullied on trains.
No.24642
>>24640Sounds like urbanite problems
No.24645
One coworker noted to another that I am not as
gung-ho about my job as I used to be. Heard this from the second guy who related their conversation. Told him he was right. I'm burning out. Going through the motions, upholding the standard and expectations I have established for myself but without actually caring. I used to tell them I was fueled by adrenalin and fear of failure. What has changed? I no longer fear failure. What's to fear? I have proven that I can do this job in my sleep.
I also tell people my job is primarily to put up with bullshit. That is grinding on me. Especially after this latest management shake-up. The remaining heads are all jockeying for position, trying to impress. I couldn't care less what the new bosses think. They'll see my work. Acknowledge my competence and eventually get out of the way and let me do my job. Bosses. How many do I even have? Too many.
Long day. I'm tired.
>>24638Life is so much better when you are not poor
Agreed. That's why I'll keep showing up as long as they keep paying me.
No.24650
>>24638Merz will get you working a job, even when bossman sold the company. Why worry, if you want to work there is work that pays.
No.24655 KONTRA
>>24650What are you even talking about? Do you think I'm some Merz-fanboy? You can't reasonably expect any politician to give anyone a job, except for civil servants. Theoretically, politicians can disown all business owners
and of course, that would be just what I need, getting my stock depot stolen by the government on top of being unemployed, so I can be poor even faster and give everyone a cushy government job. It has been done. The result was shithole countries like the world never has seen.
No.24658
>>24655>You can't reasonably expect any politician to give anyone a job, except for civil servantsWhy not? Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Adolf Hitler, Deng Xiaoping - all of them made sure people have jobs, each administration did it in their own way.
No.24661 KONTRA
>>24655If you want to work there is work and Merz will enforce it on picky citizens like you who want their stock depot but arent willing to work.
No.24662
Do you know that Frenchies have a website with bird comics which you can easily make with a constructor?
https://www.birdsdessines.fr/editeur/Most of the comics in top are normal boomer things: "I hate my wife XD", "can't smoke near schools anymore, literal 1984", "muh dick". Started reading "Serotonin" by Houellebecq and it consists of EXACTLY the same topics. Except the book is extremely funny and comics are not.
No.24664
>>24662>>24663I laughed!
in b4 DON'T FEED THE TROLLS! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!!11
No.24671
>>24670Why does that robot have antlers?
No.24672
Yelling at one of my managers because another manager is yelling at me because her manager is yelling at her. Vibe at my job has gone downhill fast. New guy at the top. Hated him when he was a minor player. Micromanages every detail. Petty. Targets anyone who gives pushback. Now unchecked, he is a cancer that has everyone on edge. A coworker asked me if they were trying to get everyone to quit. Have a lot of paid time off. Might burn it all this Summer.
>>24671No idea. I was too lazy to shop my own and found this one.
No.24674
>>24671Probably because antlers are fun and fun is allowed.
No.24677 KONTRA
I submitted the last paper of the semester. As much as I absolutely hated doing the translations for it, in the end I was kinda happy how it ended up teaching me a bunch of shit that I will hopefully be able to put to good use.
Starting my job next week. Will probably turn out fine. I drew up a budgeting plan and everything.
Also made a CV for that research position job for the fall.
Oh yeah and the usual end of semester report. I always surprise myself because it feels like every semester was waster, right up until I write my report and I realize I did a bunch of stuff that's good.
No.24682
Dead tired because I slept like shit due to the temperatures.
No.24690 KONTRA
First day at work. Well, the afternoon anyway. Surprisingly easy to talk to people if you don't believe a single word you say. Supervisor was impressed.
God I feel like a psycho.
I signed the contract and everything. Hopefully it goes well enough. Just get some money.
Idk not much else went to the store after work. Did some lifts because it's too hot to run and by the time the Sun has set and it's cool everyone's asleep and I don't want to wake them up.
Getting back into reading before bed. I haven't been able to stay awake for long while reading since getting home from China for some reason but it's getting a lot better.
No.24696 KONTRA
FYI: Removed the retard - again.
No.24697
>>24696Stellar job. At least one imageboard with a proper moderation. That's why EC is the best board, there are no better boards, it's the best of them all.
We also have banners, more banners than everyone else. Everyone else has less banners and they all suck.
No.24698
>>24697>Everyone else has less banners and they all suck.All right, banners, banners, banners! Come on in banner lovers! Here at ernstchan.top we're slashing banners in half! Take a look at our vast selection of banners. This is a banner blow out! All right, we got fun banners, serious banners, Ernstwurf banners, videogame banners, company logo banners, artistic banners, meme banners, we got anime banners, we got [sniffs] fresh and feminine banners, we got eSports banners, ErnstTV banners, we got pun banners, we got edgy banners, joke banners, text-only banners, we even got religious banners, anorectal violence banners, autistic banners! Come on, you want banners, come on in, banner lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, banner lovers!
No.24701
>>24700Nice, can you make it animated so it has more of the monologue?
No.24702 KONTRA
Had my usual medical checkup. Apparently I'm doing fine. I sure as shit felt like it.
Whenever I get that shot of whatever I suddenly feel insanely good.
Like I went to bed early today and so on.
Work was fine. Apparently I'm better at this shit the other sales guys were when they started out. In a sense its reassuring that I can do this.
Also every single fucking doorknob in the office shocks my fucking hand every single time I touch them.
No.24705
>>24704Won't happen, /int/ is a boring board full of boring people without any original thoughts.
t. /b/ Übermensch who used Google translate to taunt you because only boring nerds and Untermenschen speak english (and yes, the "t." was also translated)
No.24706
>>24704>If everyone reading this would make 3 quality postsCentralized post planning, very socialistic, I like it.
>I will. Maybe.No you won't, and you know it!
I won't either. No.24708
>>24706As the top performer I should get
bonus from EcKinsey medal "For Labour Valour". This will motivates other to follow my example.
No.24709
>>24708Missed a ".TOP" performer joke.
Also, the top performer is clearly me. Look at all the germanball posts.
That's me, keeping this board alive all by myself.
No.24713
Work is continuing to add more bullshit to my already full plate. If the past is any indicator, this new management push for peak efficiency and constant oversight will drag on another month and then die. And we can all go back to normal. Just need to survive a little longer without rage quitting.
No.24714
>>24713>Just need to survive a little longer without rage quitting.Do they pay you enough to not rage quit tho?
No.24715
>>24714They pay me
just enough to make it worth my time and stress.
I also know that, while quitting would feel good for a day or two, I would hate searching for a new job. And that new job could be worse. And could pay less. So I will hold my toungue and not tell my boss to go to hell.
No.24716
>>24713The thing with qualified labor is that they can underpay you and you'll still prefer to work here than to switch to another place and spend efforts for learning their job-specific things. On the other hand you can under-perform and they'll still prefer to keep you rather than wait half a year when a new guy (maybe) learns anything and will outperform you.
Since it's long-term relationships, it's better for both parties to act nice and honest, pay well and work well, but it doesn't always happen.
With tradies it's simpler, quit whenever you want, fire whoever you want.
No.24722
Yesterday was fucking fantastic. I worked, then I translated some and then I went for a run and my leg didn't hurt at all, and then I took a hot as fuck shower and read a lot before bed.
Literally a perfect day basically.
And I'm going to repeat it again sans running so I don't accidentally fuck up my leg. Gotta have time to recover.
Coffee time.
No.24728
Each time I try to get a hold of my life, I seem to lack the energy to do so. Each time I fall back into slumber without managing to achieve most of what I wanted. And it’s been like this for as long as I can remember, never achieving anything, never trying my best, never reaching close to my desires.
And I always hope that this time is going to different, that I may actually transform into something new. BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS.
No.24729
>>24728It's easy, just give up.
No.24731
>>24716Well said. And as much as I hate my job at the moment, I have built up a lot of goodwill over the years. If I slack on some things, they let it slide. Just not the new guy on top. Gotta take those calls.
>>24722>Coffee timeSame. Does decaf count? I work tomorrow and have to get up early.
>>24728No matter how many times you fail, you only have to succeed once.
No.24746
>>24745In summer I drive with flip-flops.
That's actually VERBOTEN.
No.24750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_otEGVCtRwMJust watched some army guy talk about civil war era cannons. Very interesting, and the way he talks and moves his hands is cute and adorable.
What accent is that? Texan?
No.24751
>>24745Two predictions about shoes and two about dolphins. How long until there's one about dolphin shoes?
No.24752
Overall another productive day. I ended up cataloguing all the books that arrived on Friday and translating some stuff.
Also played some games with friends online.
Had a good lunch too.
Last night I drank some wine and it was really good. Didn't get drunk but the wine tasted really good.
Helped mom set up the pool again. Dad got a brand new filtration system for it and it was kind of nice if a bit filled with hubris to flick the switch on as I'm listening to Wagner in the garden.
Things really do feel fine right now, I guess.
No.24753 KONTRA
>>24731I'd say it counts. Though I 100% enjoy the caffeine part of it the most, not just the taste. (When I manage to get a cup just right anyway.)
A friend told me a few days ago that he's immensely jealous that "Coffee works for me" and that "I enjoy it".
(I mean, for some reason I get really into it sometimes. When I'm in a sort of manic phase it sort of makes me euphoric.)
No.24754
>>24752> wineSchieszl in Budakalasz has some excellent wines, but when you are not a regular buying by the hektoliter, there is a chance they'll push the stuff on you they don't want to sell to their best customers. (It has to go somewhere...)
No.24761
>>24755Sváb name, obviously.
No.24762
Trump's signature tax and spending bill recently passed both houses of Congress and was signed into law. Long term, the Federal deficit will increase. Which is bad. Short term, based on included tax provisions, I stand to gain $1-2K a year.
Which is good. Kinda conflicted.
>>24750>What accent is that? Texan?That would be my guess.
No.24764
>>24762All Western governments will collapse, anyway. The West is in inevitable, terminal decline. You now have more money to prepare for what is coming. Use it on land, guns and ammo.
No.24824 KONTRA
Schizo's anus will collapse, anyway. It's in inevitable, terminal decline. He now has more money to prepare for what is coming, should use it on lube, rectal suppositories and proctologist.
No.24825
Skipped lunch at work. Eating dinner now. It may be the hunger talking, but this is the best sandwhich ever.
>>24764>>24824I will purchase T-Bills, effectively loaning the government their lost tax revenue at 4% interest.
No.24829
>>24825buy gold mines, but only leveraged 10x. Thank me later.
No.24851
Work week over. Start another one tomorrow. At least my overtime is tax free now.
No.24853 KONTRA
>>24851> Getting paid overtimeI wish I had such a cushy job.
No.24855
>>24853I once made the mistake of letting a job put me on salary. The compensation was roughly ~45 hours of straight time, but I was putting in 55. Bascally a pay cut. Won't do that again.
No.24867
I don't like being french now
No.24869
>>24867I was trying really hard to larp French patriotism but they don't let you get close enough to the military parade and the fireworks were not even high enough to be really seen from Belleville. Je suis à nouveau internationaliste. At least I found an unopen can of Kronenbourg on the ground.
t. German in Paris
No.24871
>>24867Why? Because of the Missiles Macron wants to buy?
No.24876
Greetings from Morocco.
t. Orientalist
No.24877 KONTRA
>>24876A friendly hurka-durka mashallah inshallah herp-derp to you and all the sandniggers in that godforsaken hellhole, wallah.
No.24878
>>24877Germans should be transferred to Madagascar and have their internet access permanently revoked.
No.24880 KONTRA
>>24878Kiss your eye habibi, almans are the worst, they eat sourkraut, it looks like onion, but it tastes like puke, they even touch dog, it is dirty animal, I swear alman is dirty, i go railway station, I see alman, he is there with dog, what that brother? They eat pig, it make their skin has color of pig and they all have pig worm! Put pig meat in coca cola, the worms come out, I swear to Allah, it is truth! I beat alman he can do nothing he has no honor! They bring me court they say I did thisthat I swear it is lie they cheat me!
Muslims are scum, you are scum. Muslims are parasites, you are a parasite. Islam is a religion of goat-herders, inherently linked to cultures of honor, unfit for the rule of law, and, consequentially, civilization. Muslims are not fit to interact with civilized society. They need to be removed, by whatever means necessary. You need to be removed, by whatever means necessary. I can not legally say what I would like to say about you and those people, using the term 'people' in the vagest sense possible. I hope you get what you deserve. I have little doubt that this will happen. Unfortunately, it will also happen to me: I will also get what you deserve, as a byproduct of the largely unopposed Muslim invasion and the utter destruction of Europe. Read the camp of the Saints. No.24881
>>24878Portugal going full dutch?
No.24883
>>24882You never heard of the mocro mafia?
No.24885
>>24880> they eat pig, it make their skin has color of pigUntil vacation in Croatia makes German skin LOBSTER RED. Why are you keeping this quiet?
> Read the camp of the Saints.Read "Submission", it's going to be cool actually.
>>24883No, I'm not Dutch and have never been to Netherlands, that's some mistake with IP.
No.24889
>>24883> Mocro mafiaA racist society forced diverse young men into crime, now it uses racist slurs like
> mocro mafiaThe Dutch are the real Mafia! The cheese-head-mafia! Why don't they accept that diversity is strength and leave the entrepreneurs alone!
No.24902
>>24889These criminal minded men are literally true entrepreneurs. Your envy is disgusting.
No.24908
>>24905I don't even remember all the neighbors. Is there a common border with Norway or with Armenia, for instance?
Been personally to Belarus, no difference. (also to Poland, but long time ago and just while commuting to Czechia).
No.24916
>>24908> don't remember the neighbors it's all anglo puppet states or pseudo-Russia, anyway. Some are both. Norway: anglo puppet. Poland: pseudo-Russia and anglo puppet.. Belarus: pseudo Russia. Czechia: pseudo Russia and Anglo puppet. Etc.
Besides, Russia does not really have borders in the sense in which small meaningless countries have borders.
No.24920
I have occassionally passed by EC the last couple of weeks. Seems quieter and less usual suspects anymore besides the schizo
No.24921
>>24920I blame the summer, most Ernsts are out with GF
No.24923
>>24920/int/ has become very slow overall lately, but I can confirm what the other Ernst says
No.24926
For the first two hours of work, I was convinced today was Saturday. Not yet,it seems. Long week. Not over yet.
No.24927
I was at a birthday party of some bonnet yesterday because they like invited me. They unironically played Africa by toto can you imagine. I mean hello, it's like 2025ok.
And then there's white people playing this 5 minute (why is that racist pile of garbage so long? Who allowed it to be that long? That was a very bad decision, this song has NO right at all to be that long!) racist song, even singing along? Yuck. I immediately left when they played it and I told everyone why. It is not cool to play this song. It is not cool to listen to this song. If you like this song, you are a racist! I don't care how much this truth hurts your precious little white racist feelings!
No.24928
The psychology of the schizo has a simple formular. Blame subject X for your own failings to comply with capitalist idealism. Hence the continous anger.
In the end a schizo is usually a heavily sidelined citizen's last resort. It's a desperate deed. Cling onto an idealistic fantasy when reality is something else entirely. Delusion is the only exit you can take or else getting shattered beyond repair.
No.24932 KONTRA
>make schizo posts
>make schizo explanation posts
>???
>Profit!
No.24934
The older the internet gets the less room seems there to be for conversations.
No.24943
>>24934I am pretty sure that even The Well (whole earth lectronic link) was a place full of insufferable people quickly.
No.24945
>>24943Sure, but you could still engage with those people in a decent convo from time to time just like on the chans or on other forums or twitter or chat sites and so on whereas now users seem to struggle to find places where real conversations happen and topics which aren't just soulless iterations of iterations.
No.24946
>>24945>places where real conversations happenProtip, it's not the internet where These happen
No.24947 KONTRA
>>24946protip, the conversations you imagine don't happen. Go and fuck some girl instead, losr.
No.24948
>>24946Gigachadtip, I am specifically talking about internet dialogue and my perceived change of it, not real life dialogue.
No.24949
Super protip: Try being more passive-aggressive lest you lose your Germanball
No.24951
>>24949That's what happened to me, true story
No.24952
>>24948Ultra Tip: a turd is a turd is a turd
No.24953
>passe une semaine en France
>n'etre pas en mesure de s'arreter de penser en francais
A ce point je suis convaincu par moi parler le francais couramment si j'y passerais trois ou quatre semaines
No.24954
>>24953Oû en France tu étais?
No.24955
Lies that took one 'content creator' or 'journalist' hours to come up with can now be produced in minutes, wholly automated, with pictures and videos, and the sheeple fall for it.
Used to be that someone actually had to draw a mammoth in a pit to make children believe that ice-age hunters dug mammoth-sized pits in perma-frost. This absolutely evidence-free brain-fart still became so popular that most people of average stupidity believe it, even today. I wonder what 'knowledges' and 'truths' will be 'produced' and become 'realities'. I, for one, welcome the age of industrially manufactured bullshit, in the spirit of pluralism. Can't be get much worse than people religiously adhering to the teachings of a frenchman who thought the letter i looks like a dick.
No.24962 KONTRA
Good to be home. Enough orient for a year.
No.24964 KONTRA
>>24963>satifactionSo new I can't even spell satisfaction correctly.
No.25006
I learned that my ex-girlfriend seduced and slept with around four or five (if not more) people of the same online semi-anonymous group at the same time and made them all fall in love with her. I think none of them knew she was seeing the other and they all discovered it at the same time. They discovered at the same time I was going out with her a year and half ago while we were pretending to be cousins there.
This girl has completely lost her mind.
No.25007
>>25006Are you Swissball with a proxy?
Why do you STILL follow her?
No.25009
>>25007Yea.
I don’t follow her. But some guy I befriended in that group told me some of the story while being rude because he was also in love with her but she refused his advances, so he apparently was also jealous of me.
I was more or less close to all those people for a while.
No.25010 KONTRA
>>25009Everyone involved sounds like a bunch of assholes
No.25012
>>25006>>25009> he was also in love with her but she refused his advances, so he apparently was also jealous of meDo you doubt his words? Maybe he's lying out of spite. But I believe him, because the story is painfully familiar, I would think that I know this woman if you posted under a different flag.
No.25013
>>25012I know he isn’t. I checked said online semi-anonymous group and it lays in ruins. And I’m posting under proxy
No.25015
>>25010That's what I thought.
No.25016
>>25011That's what everyone thinks of themselves.
Except for me. My tolerance for bullshit has been exceeded and I'm done being nice.
No.25020
>>25016>that’s what everyone think of themselvesI was trying to make a joke about that very fact, german
No.25022
>>25020>make a joge on the EC /int/>expect all germans to get itxaxaxa blyat
No.25032
The marketplace seller on Newegg voided my order. Listed as in stock, this particular computer was, in fact, not. Dammit. Now I have find another. Hate shopping.
No.25035 KONTRA
>>25032what a dishonorable son of a bitch wallah brother i swear
No.25044
I'm experiencing a classic "that feel when no gf" moment FYI
No.25045
>>25044We can cosplay a little.
> Ernst, the smith was here today. While you were at the office doing whatever with your little friends > Yeah, yeah they are not your friends they are 'colleagues', whatever> Meanwhile, I was here doing the real work with the smith, and because you weren't here, I was angry so I had to cheat on you again and I let him fuck me in the ass then I sucked him clean> It's your fault really for not being here No.25046
Behead Germans.
No.25049
>>25047Lead by example and behead yourself
No.25050
>>25049I am literally a headless horseman, only instead of riding a horse I am doomed to surf the internet until I find forgivness for my sins
No.25051
>>25046Ok Garmin, Video speichern 🗣️
No.25052
Instead of a cheap desktop, I am now considering a 2-in-1 laptop. More expensive, but in addition to replacing my dying PC, it would serve as an upgraded drawing tablet. To that end, I am forced to prioritize the stylus. Wacom's EMR technology leads the pack, which gives an edge to the Samsung Galaxy Book line over Lenovo or Microsoft Surface.
Read and watched too many reviews today.
This decision will take some time.
No.25053
>>25046Respect Germans, listen to Germans, obey Germans
No.25058
Currently working with music in the background.
Something I haven't heard in quite some time comes on.
TEARS DON'T FALL by Bullet for my Valentine
It's probably not something I would choose to listen just like that, but I also don't mind when it comes on, mainly because of nostalgia.
Hand of Blood was on the Need for Speed Most Wanted soundtrack. I also discovered Avenged Sevenfold through that (though they really kind of suck).
No.25059 KONTRA
Oh, and now Deformography from Antichrist Superstar.
Today is edgy teenager day, huh?
No.25065
>>25059Time to push for some Marilyn Manson on purpose then.
>uh uh tainted luouove... uh uh... No.25076
>>25057> They say mocking religion is a sign of the edgy and inexperienced youth, and when you get older, you make your peace with the whole topWell, that's how it worked for me. They say, "religion is opium for the people", but people need opium. Life isn't easy, even in 1-st world, eventually you get old, sick and die, and same thing will happen to everyone you love. "Let's spend money on food rather than churches" is equal to "Let's remove painkillers from the hospice but feed patients 7 times a day". This is inhumane. Also many people naturally crave for something transcendent, out of ordinary world.
Moreover, if you deprive people of the opportunity to cope through religion, they'll find other ways which will most likely be worse, because church is a long established institution, shaped by experience, integrated into culture and society. The aforementioned "fedora /r/atheists" are a good example, they're pretty far from what you expect from "open-minded rational thinkers".
No.25077
Hungaryball hasn't posted in almost a month.
Take your bets
a) travelling
b) ill
c) gf
No.25081
>>25077Gf. His worldview turned around immediately as that last drop of virginial qi exited his body.
No.25082
>>25077>>25081>Gfyes, but also ...
... ill, psychologically. Me schizoposting with a Hungaryball caused a deep identity-crisis, so he went to an insane asylum where he made money by smuggling in palinka and cigarettes. With the new-found wealth, he acquired bipolar asylum-gf.
No.25086
I’ll create an instagram account and use it to gain money from petty local businesses and artistically express myself with friends. A couple of homeboys are down to help me with all their free time. I know I convinced them cause they be talking about the project when I’m not here. I’m going to start filming next week, we already have footage of a dancing homeless guy
No.25087
tfw the last man posting.
Everyone else is asleep, in a drunken stupor, occupied by gf or doomscrolling on some dumb social media app.
And yet here I am, holding up the standart, being serious in such a silly time, tired, but too awake to go to bed and basically talking to myself. What for? And why on /int/? It's devoid of life anyway, in the physical, metaphysical, spiritual and dialectic sense. I should imagine in my brain a better /int/.
....yeah, that's certainly better. Be more like that.
No.25088
Another new head boss at work. The interim guy is out and a new chick is in. Got official word today. Now I have to watch her try to make her mark. And endure other managers attempt to impress by towing her line. Always leads to more eyes looking for problems to solve, instead of more hands actually helping us get some work done.
>>25086Content is King. Good luck.
https://medium.com/@HeathEvans/content-is-king-essay-by-bill-gates-1996-df74552f80d9 No.25103
When a miner tells stories from the old times, how ore accurate does he need to be?
No.25118
Why do we view it so negative when parents beat children? I wish my parents would have beaten me to force me to do what would have been good for me. Like excelling at school and sports and social life instead of wasting my youth in front of a computer. If they had beaten me often, there's a chance that my life would not have been turned as crappy as it has. Still crappy, because I'm inherently worthless and inferior piece of subhuman shit, but maybe not as crappy.
Maybe I could even have done something good for humanity, I could have become a dictator, and I could have killed a few billion niggers and sandniggers to protect the environment. The planet is overpopulated, and billions must die.
The fewer people, the better. Murder is not a sin, but a service to the planet. There are by far too many black niggers and they breed like rabbits, therefore, Africa is where the cleansing must start.
No.25119
>>25088>new chick is inSo, how is the new chick? Easy to work with?
No.25120
>>25119I haven't actually met her yet. Heard her name from others who confirmed the hire. I expect we'll cross paths at some point this week.
No.25122
>>25118I was terrified by my parent’s authority without having been beaten up. I think things like spanking are shown as the biggest evil in certain progressive groups are clearly not seeing right. Good and bad parenting can be done with or without the use of physical force. But bad parenting + physical violence will always be more hateful than without
No.25125
My wife is angry because the kitchen is alway dirty. She says it's because I'm at work all day and she has to do it all by herself, which increases her mental load.
She just can't fit everything she uses for cooking into the dishwasher, so it has to sit outside until I come home in the evening. Because I work all day, she has to be at home with a dirty kitchen, which is unfair to her, because I get to sit in a tidy office instead. This is sexist, and I really need to better. The princess treatment is the bare minimum!
The dishwasher we bought last year is just not good enough, I need to stop being a sexist dude-bro and get her a V-ZUG xxl-machine.
No.25127 KONTRA
Well, it's been a while. Doing that dogshit gig. Well it was bad but then I realised my boss is an idiot so I don't really have to apply myself so it's sorta okay.
Almost had a mental break before the realisation hit me but I managed to avoid it smoothly.
Otherwise I feel like I've been in excellent health. Also managed to re-start running without having my leg hurt so that's great.
Generally I've been just reading stuff, working on smaller projects and also meeting with friends.
Also helped out with some book stuff. A footnote or two and some basic Chinese trasnscriptions.
No.25130
>>25127>my boss is an idiot so I don't really have to apply myselfYou're a smarter man than I. Recognize the situation and adapt your effort and commitment. I keep working to impress these people only to see them replaced and the cycle start anew. Just adds pointless stress to my life.
No.25131
Going through old bookmarks. Can't remember why I saved them originally, probably something interesting to read for later.
Yet... that later never came. And those links are dead now, gone forever, and the desire to check whether they have just moved or are gone for good is just not there.
Priorities change. Interests shift. An opportunity to learn, missed, but others are to come.
No.25133 KONTRA
>>25131 what's the longest you've ever gone without smelling your own farts? Five minutes?
No.25136 KONTRA
Oh wow I forgot to send yesterday's post. Well, anyway.
Did cleaning today. Vacuumed, changed bedsheets, viped the table and so on.
Got groceries.
Went for a run. It was really fucking hot but I somehow managed it. Also I don't know what changed, but me not running before, during and after the China trip for a while probably allowed my knee to rest enough so that it no longer "flares up" after I run. Which is great.
Yesterday I finished the Persona 3 expansion which I've been sorta "putting off" for a few months.
>>25130I honestly feel like the entire job is essentially just an appendix that will eventually burst somehow but it keeps some people occupied at the company (midwit "marketing expert" team lead) so they just do it even though there is no realistic way to measure if this is actually driving sales or not. (Me sending out spam calls and emails.)
But hey, I will have some leftover cash for the fall semester and I can finally fix up the PC so I can play more video games that make me angry with my friends.
No.25137
>>25136>(Me sending out spam calls and emails.)Why don't you go work in some really bad slaughterhouse, or club baby seals or work in human trafficking?
That would be less morally depraved.
No.25141 KONTRA
>>25137Are you vegan or something?
No.25143
>>25136> Sending out spamI quite enjoy the spam emails I get from a Hungarian software vendor. They usually are immensely elaborate versions of 'NAV will be on holiday on August 1st' or 'buy ten thousand E-invoices, now 10 Ft cheaper'. I'm betting on 'happy St. Stephen's day' in 1.5 weeks. (Yep, summer almost over.)
If your Emails are like that, they probably won't do anything to increase sales, but they offer the possibility to sneak in a break
pretending to read an important email, could be announcing important update, must study in detail, which increases customer satisfaction.
No.25150 KONTRA
It's like 40 degrees. I went out to read some but in the end I think I napped more than I read. Still, made some progress.
Same with my latest translation project. I think I found a good metric to actually measure progress and I think this frame of reference will help a lot with work in the future.
>>25137The kosher slaughterhouses in my vicinity are not hiring :(
No.25168
Whats your top five legal battles in the fast food world, Ernst?
No.25195
In today's episode of "classic KC tyres", we watch a very classic Spede Pasanen skit.
It's about beer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOu_On_6vMYExfoliate your oligos.
No.25247
I just thought to myself that it's odd we don't see more door bell camera shenanigans given that we now live in a door beel camera era. But perhaps I'm just not in the door bell camera shenanigans bubble and am slightly out of touch with reality.
No.25250 KONTRA
>>25247What shenanigans would you expect?
No.25252 KONTRA
>>25247There seems to be plenty of door bell camera content these days.
No.25266 KONTRA
>>25252The overwhelming majority of it is just boring af.
No.25272
I received an email at work with instructions on how to upgrade my Windows 10 laptop to Windows 11. Step-by-step instructions. Like they actually expect me to do this. I don't have 10 spare minutes in a day, let alone the hours it would take to babysit a computer. And they have an IT guy. Seems like his job.
No.25274
Why do some people get angry when someone steals from a supermarket? Are they stupid and think it's their supermarket? I'm stealing from the capitalists, which is good. But people are too stupid to get it, in particular Germans. Germans are the dumbest people in the world they have no class consciousness. Everyone should steal from the capitalists! Capitalism thrives because dumb sheeple pay instead of stealing!
No.25275
>>25272It is lazy and overpaid. They sit on their asses all day and do nothing. Get together with a few other workers and complain to management about the lazy and useless IT-guy until the disgusting techbro-shitlord is fired. Works best if you can get some female workers to tell on him for creeping on them. We're talking about a white techbro shitlord, so of course he creeped on them. I fucking hate those pseudo-smart know-it-all idiots.
No.25277
>>25272I actually got a brand new laptop.
It actually blew my mind at one point, because I was wondering why some installer windows (I have to set it up entirely on my own) were blurry.
Then I realized it had set the standard scaling to 150%.
Then I realized it's a 4:3 screen with some 2k resolution. After setting scaling to 100% everything was suddenly very tiny, but I think I can work with that.
That said, upon first booting up I spent a good 4 hours until all the bullshit updates and whatnot had been done, with numerous reboots and all.
And it's amazing how they have managed to make the originally relaxing and exciting process of installing software into an annoying chore.
No.25279
>>25277>That said, upon first booting up I spent a good 4 hours until all the bullshit updates and whatnot had been done, with numerous reboots and all.If the overpaid tech-bros were actually doing their jobs, you wouldn't have to do this and everything would auto-install. But they don't do their job and still think they are somehow smart and important and hard-working. The overconfidence of middle-aged white men is so disgusting!
No.25317
Why do some people get angry when you drop some litter at railway station? How arrogant are they? Do they think it is their railway station? Do they think they are everyone's parents and get to educate everyone?
I dropped some candy wrapper and some emma-luise looking whore went all ballistic at me. I told her to shut her mouth cunt because it's not her railway station, so it's none of her business, but she kept going on about 'insolence' and 'sexism' I just told her to fuck off and have her the finger, then I put my earphones in and ignored her, she could do nothing. I bet she's a greenvoter. It's always the greenvoters who think they are better than everyone else.(Banned for this post, and a few others.)
No.25322 KONTRA
>>25317>complain about greenvoters>behave like a kanackeGet your act in order
No.25324
>>25323So, are they *actually* doing something or is just the usual "we are totally doing something, just look how much we are doing" window dressing? Like, grab a handful of people of the wrong shade, deport them, while the actual illegals doing the badly paid jobs stay?
No.25325
>>25324>are they *actually* doing something or is just the usualThey are definitely doing something. Arrests and deportations are up, as are the number of people held in immigration detention centers. With the increased enforcement, border crossings are also down. So, while Trump is not doing nothing, this incremental increase in deportations pales in comparison to the number of illegal immigrants in the country. 14 million. Against that figure, removing 400,000 per year instead of the average 300,000 amounts to little more than harrassment of the guy washing dishes at Denny's.
Of course both political parties get to fire up their base over the optics of ICE tackling people on the street while nothing changes except for the people caught in the crossfire.
No.25327
>>25326Someone set the magic wand threshold a bit too high.
I bet that was done by an indian.
No.25328
Having major anxiety attacks now that vacation time is coming to an end. Maybe it's the quarter-life crisis kicking in, but I find myself regretting just about every decision I've made since the age of 10. Wasting too much time on the internet, not using the opportunities that I had, picking a meme degree in university and so on.
The passage of time bothers me so much that nowadays I can't even go to bed at a reasonable hour (before 3 am that is). I think it's because subconsciously I want to delay tomorrow by staying up as long as possible. In any case I end up falling asleep just as the sun starts to rise, mocking my miserable ass
No.25329
>>25322What is wrong with you, turbo Alman. It's not your railway station, either. Do you think some wrapper is going to make a railway station more dirty? Are you dumb? Almans go all turbo-Jochen as soon as some one throws something insignificant anywhere or unloads some half washing machine and a little trash in a forest. But they have no problem wearing shoes in their own home or in other people's homes! Why are Almans so stupid and dirty? I swear they eat dirty animals and they are dirty. German food is garbage. No one wants to eat German food! German language sounds like the language of pigs! Soon, Muslims will rule Germany, and you better pray to Allah that he may lead you right, otherwise, you will be punished, I swear to Allah, you will be punished!
No.25330
>>25328I deal with almost the same Problems and feelings, how old are you? I have an apointment with an doc tomorrow
No.25331
>>25323What? You really get 50.000 US-Dollar just for starting this Job?
No.25332
>>25323You can sit in front of Lowe's and when brown people come close, you can bully them, and when they have even the slightest Spanish accent, you tell them to speak American because this is America where we speak American, and if the brown people don't have papers on them, of they go to South Sudan, no phone calls, no return ticket.
Of course, if you like where the country has been heading since the first Clinton administration and if you want gangs and drugs and illegals driving down wages, you can keep your current shit job. And you won't be telling your grandchildren that you helped when America was cleaned from Los Illegales in the 2020s.
No.25333
>>25323So, if I join this, can I walk up to people and say "ICE du meet you"?
No.25334
>>25333You can't join, but if you could, you could say ' hands in the air, beaner, and bring your ID here real nice and slow'
No.25335
>>25331Our latest Federal Spending bill tripled the ICE budget, with billions set aside for recruiting and training new agents. All borrowed money we can't afford to ever pay back, ofc.
>>25333Ba dum tss.
No.25337
>>25323And I see ads of joining "special military operation" everywhere, only 30k dollars/year lol. But that's a lot by local standards.
> criminals and predatorsI can imagine the target audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toL1tXrLA1c>>25328What's your degree?
No.25338
>>25337>What's your degree?History. I don't know what I was thinking
No.25339
>>25338Did your degree reinforce or destroy your belief in official history?
No.25340
>>25339Destroyed it almost completely. To give you just one example let me say that I find myself sympathizing more and more with the Poles when I look at the history of Russo-Polish relations
No.25342
>>25340In my case it went the opposite way, the more I knew about Rzeczpospolita...
I'm just an amateur anyway.
Btw I plan to do a modest task of researching my family tree, especially one peculiar branch, after what grandma told me.
No.25343 KONTRA
>>25342That's not an opinion, that's a crime. You are a Nazi.
No.25345
*ominous historical chanting in the distance*
No.25347
>>25332>You can sit in front of Lowe's and when brown people come close, you can bully them, and when they have even the slightest Spanish accent, you tell them to speak American because this is America where we speak American, and if the brown people don't have papers on them, of they go to South Sudan, no phone calls, no return ticketSounds like a dream, I need to join them
No.25348 KONTRA
>>25347They don't take Europeons.