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What are some internet weirdos you know of?
How do you know them and do you actively follow them?
Are there internet weirdos in your country that you might want to share with us?
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 No.17164

>>17140
They're A/B-testing a horrible new layout, I've been getting it, too. I hope this doesn't become permanent.

 No.18197

Benzodiazepines. Not even once.

 No.18761

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i luv dat aussie callling himself friendlyjordies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2VNmufHRN4 [~13min, clipped ~1m30s]

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 No.19026

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Today, 6 years ago, Terry A. Davis died.

 No.19037 KONTRA

>>19026
That video is damn sad. Terry commits suicide shortly after being kicked out of this library. In his later days, a group of cancerous mongrels would impersonate him, speak to his family, divert aid and steal donations that were meant for Terry. Sad.

 No.19046

>>19037
His whole life was a sad story and it went downhill extremely fast in the end.
At the same time, his content was mostly very wholesome.

And people still write programms in HolyC to this day.

 No.19048 KONTRA

>>19037
He was just some schizo racist religious nutjob, nothing of value was lost, there are millions like him.

 No.19049 KONTRA

>>19046
He used the n-word all the time extremely wholesome, right? to racist white dude-bros like you maybe.

 No.19060 KONTRA

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>>19048
>>19049
Terry always spoke the holy truth.
prolly got targeted. their MO seems to be targeting/torturing competent humans while supporting incompetent puppies. If i would have to guess their goal, i would assume it is to hinder humanity as much as possible. no idea for what reason they try to fuck us over, though. Maybe they started to believe in their own, abandoned alien psyOP and actually think humanity is their enemy and they work for some imaginary aliens?

 No.19068

>>19048
>>19049
Suddenly, the social democrat turns and welcomes that the mentally ill are cast aside to die on train tracks. Fuck them, they'll burden the system less without their reprehensible attitudes towards race. Terry's story is one of an American struggling with severe mental illness, not of a hateful racist man.

>>19060
This post is of someone suffering from a similar pathology, at earlier and lesser stages. He is coddled by the German government and allowed to play job in a some sort of café for retards.
Me? I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day.

 No.19075 KONTRA

>>19068
>Suddenly, the social democrat turns and welcomes that the mentally ill are cast aside to die on train tracks.

Who are you talking about?

 No.19126

>>19049
>He used the n-word all the time extremely wholesome, right?
Yes. Nigger-sayers protect freedom of speech by their noncompliance. Thank them for their service.

 No.19694

There has been a sighting of chrischan in the wild.

 No.21621

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CWC and Flutter have reportedly been spotted in Helsinki as recent as December 17th. It is considered likely that they are still there.

Photo of suomi cabbage-patch-kid attached for symbolic purposes.

 No.21622 KONTRA

>>21621
Since most posters and lurkers on EC are probably not accomplished Christorians, I would like to add the following explanation:

This cabbage-patch-kid is a close friend and possible girlfriend of Chris. Chris calls her Flutter.

Chris and Flutter have been spotted together multiple times in Finland and in Virginia throughout the last year, mostly at malls and airports.

It has been established that she contacted Chrischan while the latter was doing time for raping his elderly mother.

Since it is hard to believe that any woman would voluntarily date a virgin-with-rage, retard, transsexual and literal mother-fucker, some have speculated that someone pays her to be Chrischans 'gal-pal'/tard-handler.

 No.21653

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> "Dear Kelly"

> this is Andrew Callaghan speaking and I
> [...]
sure, sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nb7NNUlsHM
https://www.dearkellyfilm.com/

ima watch :3

 No.21677

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CWC keeps a low profile, Drachenlord might be sitting in Uwes freezer for all we know, Üffes re-appeared years ago with some videos seemingly shot in his parents house only to vanish again, and Ludger Winter is dead. Silvia was fun and hot, but she aged a decade in 2 years and they even said she's pregnant. (Doesn't know who's the father, of course.)
Anzeigenhauptmeister is kind of OK because he makes BMW-Murat and Passat-Dieter butt mad, but honestly, he's just an autistic little pissant, and pretty boring. He just tries to make people rage to the max, it's obvious from his Hitler-mustache. He's more of a troll and an attention whore than a lolcow. He was funny for a few days, but now, the novelty has worn off.
I think there's just no one like Rainer, he said something stupid every day, he did something stupid every day, and he yelling and raving and raging all day and night long and threw stuff and it was marvelous fun.

Now, nothing much is happening and everything is pretty boring and dull.

 No.21678 KONTRA

>Ludger Winter
Blast from the past. Didn't know he was dead.

R.I.P. Ludger

 No.21679

>>21678
Yeah, it's pretty sad. He died in the spring of '21, so nearly four years ago. Rumor has it that he died of a heart attack. He wasn't even sixty.

 No.21836

The drama's farming clicks again.

LoL ex-pro (@yamatosdeath) <-vs-> WoW security god (@piratesoftware)

yamato's side is using A.I. stuff.mp3 to further their agenda. It's funny.

came across the drama via 2nd monitor content, watching an ex-WoW-pro taking the pirate's side:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jUZ6hduhjY [~1h30min]

the farming is done via multiple outlets and persons and has reached millions of views/impressions/clicks.

tl;dr "I don't care"
WoW hardcore run [true death servers are labeled "hardcore" in the game "World of Warcraft"]
they fucked up. risky + fast clear tactic -> leaving mob-packs alive, if you do not need to kill them.
[tank]+[druid/rogue] pulled [boss] + [mob pack] + [mob pack] -> call in voice from [rogue]:
> Run!
> Run!
> Run!
[Mage] ran.

…a few moments late…
> why are you running?
> salvage!
[druid] pulls a 3rd [mob pack].
[mage] looks back and just shakes head.

[rogue] is blaming [mage] for his own call.
[druid] fucked up hardcore; died.
[tank] fucked up slightly.
[priest] sacrificed; R.I.P
[mage] was already annoyed by the group before the run started; he dipped.

:3

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Maybe you've heard of the book "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". I spent my high school years among nerds, and many of them were given this book as award in different nerd competitions. It sounded way too soy to me even though there was no word "soyboy" back then. Author, Eliezer Yudkowsky recently brought attention to himself by proposing to bomb Iranian data centers in order to prevent them from creating AGI.

The book has a fandom of "rationalists". Among them, a transgender death cult has been formed, and now the leaders and participants are being arrested for murders:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/zizian-jack-lasota-arrest

Now I wanna read this book.

 No.22519 KONTRA


 No.22540

>>22519
Why am I supposed to ready this?

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>>22540
What makes you think that you're supposed to read all this?

 No.22869

I found polo. She's on xhamsterlive, and she doesn't look good.

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Chris might become a father (or mother?)

 No.22905

>>22900
There was a sighting of Chris and Flutter mid-February. If he got her pregnant in October, she would have been at the start of her second trimester in February, and she would have started to show by then. She may be covering it up with the hoody, but I'm not buying it.

It's cute how they both max out their visas to spend as much time together as possible. I must admit that I am kind of envious.

Still, I wonder how they pay for all the flights.

 No.22910

>>22900
He said something similar months ago and it turned out to be him being silly.
But i am all for it. Chris Chan as father would be funny until he has sex with the child

 No.22912 KONTRA

>>22910
> He said something similar months ago
Do you see the date in the screenshot?
Do you know the current date?
When would you say Nov 24, 2024 was?
Could Nov 24, 2024 have been months ago?

 No.22966

>>22905
Damm I would love to see Rainer W. in such a Situationen

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>>22966
There were chances for Rainer, for example with the Zoomulle. Even when he lived at Uwe's place, some misguided woman visited him. Afterwards, she complained because Rainer had the bad judgement to touch himself while her young daughter was present.

Which is surprising, because in many respects, Rainer is worse than Chris. I think Rainer has an even lower iq than Chris, is less agreeable, even less likely to admit to any mistakes or wrongdoing, even less aware of his own lack of skills and achievements, more narcissistic, more violent, more obese, less cleanly, etc

Exhibit A): Not even Chris would voluntarily live like that. Instead, Chris made attempts to clean up the hoard after Bob died, only to be threatened with eviction by Barb.

While both Chris and Rainer have had fat, lazy, manipulating pieces of shit for mothers, Barb seems to be so much worse. I don't think Rita would ever consider having dogs and cats shit at random places in the house, for example. But she brought some handbag-dog onto Bartosz's truck, so there's that ... Rita's other child is relatively normal, while Barb's firstborn won't speak to her because she physically abused him.

Chris tried to learn Finish on Duolingo and stuck with it for some time. Realistically, Rainer would last one session of 5 minutes on Duolingo before throwing his phone in a corner and going "wuuuuaähhhgg alder genau des hab ich doch xachdd ghabbd verdammde axt, des scheiß händy alder, die dreggsäbb fungdzionierd nedd." Chris actually has patience and dedication, he manages to stick with things, while Rainer meanders from project to project, never finishing anything.

Granted, Chris post-jail turn towards relative normalcy may be due to receiving the shock of his life and medication, both things that could benefit Rainer.

In favor of Rainer, we must say that he never exhibited symptoms of schizophrenia like Chris does. But Rainer never experienced idea-guys-tier trolling, either.

 No.22975 KONTRA

> Well, when I was going to ditch him for the man in the picklesuit, Chris had his arm extended like he wanted a hug. So I was like, "sure, whatever" and was just going to give him a half assed hug. Lord, what a dumb move. I'm a small girl, so I have narrow shoulders. His large fucking arm basically weighed down around my neck over my shoulder and tightening, and what I could see in the corner of my eye was Chris puckering his lips and his face moving closer to mine. I did a duck and turn to avoid it. If I seriously turned my head to get a better look, he may have well have gotten my lips. I wonder if that was what Chris was going for; the surprise kiss on the lips when the girl turns her head. Too bad that only works in anime and movies. Or really suave guys.

Never forget how sick and disgusting Chris actually is. What a sick, perverted, creepy loser. I don't understand how any woman could spent time with HIM.

 No.22977

>>22975
> I don't understand how any woman could spent time with HIM.
Better be a freak than boring like Ernst I guess, at least you will appeal to a niche that way. He got his name out to a million and has found that one broken chick who doesn't care. Similar thing with imageboards: People will rather tolerate ridiculous shit than boredom.

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>>22977
Once you reach enough fame of whatever kind, you'll draw in some sort of woman.
Pure game of numbers and chance, there's 4 billion of them.

 No.22984

>>22981
Guess that's true. It seems to be better to have 99 women hate, but one like you, instead of all 100 thinking that you are pretty average.

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>>22984
Wrong statistical approach.
Even if you were the towns pussy slayer #1 or disco god in the 80s, in the widest sense you'd maybe know / interacted with (not necessarily fornicated with) 1-2000 women and 3-5k people overall.
Being an e-celeb of any kind today quickly bumps this number up into the millions, for Drachenlord or CWC it's more likely tens of millions overall.

 No.22995 KONTRA

>>22994
Not all fame is created equal.

 No.23305

Chris has allegedly been spotted in Finland yesterday.

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Kanye West dropped a new track during another guy's stream

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 No.23572

>What are some internet weirdos you know of?
How do you know them and do you actively follow them?
i see one in the mirror every day

 No.23583

Chris and Flutter in an Arnold's in Helsinki, they say it's the one at Redi's.

 No.23584

>>23583
I'm pretty sure Chris is staging those pictures. So many of them and not one that is just a clear, sharp frontal picture. Always some bigfoot sightings.

 No.23585

>>23584
Maybe that's the game with flutter. He pays her to hang out with him for 5 minutes while someone else he lays shoots a photo.

 No.23586 KONTRA

>>23585
> lays
Pays, obviously.

 No.23601

Sonichu: The Animated Series Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oJLLPSMeZE

Just released 5 minutes ago.

 No.23613

>>23601
Who gets the YouTube money from this? Can Chris file a copyright strike?

 No.23615

>>23613
I'm pretty sure Geno Samuel, the guy who also made that Documentary gets the money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg

I don't know about Chris Chan's financial involvement but i imagine he gave his okay.

 No.23617

>>23615
>but i imagine he gave his okay
maybe or maybe not. Anyway, Chris is extremely gullible, so he likely got tricked in some way. I hope he was! Lolcows need to be milked!



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