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 No.899 SYSTEMKONTRA [Last 50 Posts]

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Share your dreams, Ernst.

 No.900

I was in my hometown, bought alcohol for teenage girls and played basketball with them. It was easy because I'm much taller. Also we were supposed to meet with my friend, but he was arrested for something.

 No.901

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Had a strange dream recently where I was on some kind of vacation in a bus driving to our target location, and suddenly the bus stopped at the bottom of a hill, it was said that we now arrived at Himalaya (which suspiciously looked like hills in Germany), and everyone went out, because from now on we had to go by bike to reach our target, and I seemingly was the only one who didn't know that. Since I had no intention of doing this, I decided to go the opposite direction and found a roadside shop where I tried to explain the people there that I need to go to the next big city. I remember more strange stuff happening there, but I forgot, it didn't seem threatening though, more like inconvenient.

>>900
Had a good laugh because it subverted my expectations:
>bought alcohol for teenage girls
How will the story go from there? Prediction: "And then I tried to hit on them"
>and played basketball with them.
OK, getting physical with the now drunk teenage girls, ok, what's next: "And then I tried to have segs with them!"
>It was easy because I'm much taller
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 No.902

I'd like to be… no wait, I guess you mean the other kind of dream.

In that case, question: How do you even know? When I sleep I sleep. I don't know what my brain does then.

 No.903 KONTRA

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Was scaling up the facade of a tall building in Ukraine during a heavy snow storm. Some of my old schoolmates were there, but they were grown up and everyone had military gear on. Saw two other people climbing up as well, maybe 20 meters away and the visibility was poor. A bit later I was sure that they were Russians, but no one seemed to agree. Started to hurry up, and kept almost falling off over and over again. Got to the roof and waited for the rest to come up. Then finally when everyone including the Russians got up, they started acting all sus. Then someone confirmed my suspicions so I shot them.

We went inside the building. On the other side of the windows there was a lush jungle, while the building itself was freezing and full of snow and ice. Two black men appeared in the jungle and rigged up a zipline using bows and arrows between the jungle and indoors, so we could trade with them. When I was about to collect some weapons from the zipline, suddenly one of the men stood right outside then window and tried to stab me with a mosin that had a bayonet attached. I took cover right under the window as he had tough time hitting me there due to the ergonomics. One of my buddies just stood behind me and was asking what the hell I was doing, and not helping or reacting in any other way. Woke up when the bayonet grazed my spine.

Don't think I've ever had dreams in which I kill people. But during a year I've had two. And in both cases it was Russian soldiers. Don't like it.

>>902
>When I sleep I sleep.
How do you know you sleep? Perhaps you're only ceding the control of your body to a Japanese salaryman for a couple of hours.

 No.905

>>903
> Perhaps you're only ceding the control of your body to a Japanese salaryman
Picrelated is how the average Japanese person would feel in my body.

t. tall

 No.918

A few days ago I had a strange dream where I went out into the garden to clear a small patch of rocks for cultivation between two large rocks that were full of holes. It looked like as if mongooses inhabited them.
On the side of the patch there were fresh green onions blooming.

 No.942

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>>918
Its totally clear to me. You want to have sex with your mother.

 No.965 KONTRA

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Was injured and being transported to a hospital in the back of a regular car. Looked like I was in Poland near an airport, but the car somehow ended up on an island near Helsinki. I limped inside a large brick building and got in the elevator.

When I got off I was on the roof and it was night time. There was a party with colorful lights and loud music, but not that many people. I wasn't injured anymore. Got in a large pool and a weird Polish man and a young woman came up to me. The guy was enthusiastically explaining to me how that woman's feet were the most perfect feet ever, etc. etc., and displaying them to me. Just didn't understand what the fuss was about (I'm not a feet-enjoyer). Then a steady stream of women kept coming into the pool and talking with me, one after the other.

 No.975

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Ernst often dreams of being left behind by his peers, for example having to be or wanting to meet some place, and then he can't get there for various reasons, because he's late, he can't find the way or he can only move in slomo, whatever. Then everybody goes along fine without Ernst. Not sure if this is fear of abandonment or something more subtle.

>>965
>Then a steady stream of women kept coming into the pool and talking with me
Another regular day for the average Ernst #justErnstThings

 No.985

I picked up my tanned Balkan gf and I drove us to eat at some sort of big Currywurst restaurant outside of town. I ordered a Currywurst with fries and extra fries but the guy wouldn't sell the extra fries to me and mocked me: "what do you need extra fries for, there's already fries with the Currywurst?"
The gf didn't seem to mind and was weirdly non-bitchy and supportive despite her stereotype looks. Then I met my parents and her parents and assorted friends and people from my past there whom I wasn't so eager to meet: A former friend who behaved erratically and I ended up cutting contact with and I feel a bit guilty about it. A girl from school whom I groped when she danced with me at a party. A school bully with whom I didn't really have contact, he who was wearing a police uniform and congratulated me on my current studies. Gave me his hand and I noticed he had really dirty fingernails but I ended up reluctantly shaking his hand because he seemed to be an acquaintance of the Balkan gf.

 No.986

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Two days ago i dreamed that i went on vacation with my sister, my father and my grandparents.
We went to some caravan site which we did often when i was younger but without my grandparents and in earlier days when my parents where still together with my mom.
All that didn't seem to be the main focus of the dream.

I was weirded out by the fact that my grandparents where there, so i went to a city nearby.
The city was beautiful and full of old but colorful buildings. but it was also full of really weird people standing around in groups or lying on the ground. Also graffiti. Not the usual graffiti but stuff like "trans rights are human rights" which i am not a big fan of. I also couldn't get forward. The streets were wet and i was walking like i'm on ice. I was moving my legs but i would stay on the spot. I was afraid that the other people might think that this is weird.

I came up with my own interpretation of the city part but feel free to tell me that i want to fuck my mom and kill my dad.

 No.998 KONTRA

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>>975
>Ernst often dreams of being left behind by his peers
There must be something going if you have dreams with reoccurring themes.

>Another regular day for the average Ernst #justErnstThings

True... True...

>>986
Nice try, but mods don't dream.

>"trans rights are human rights" which i am not a big fan of.

Wow, what a bigot. With this attitude among the management we'll never reach gender quotas on EC.

 No.1003

I remember a recurring bad dream I had as a child: I was usually alone at our flat, and it was dark. Then a scary music (which I picked up from TV) started playing, the door of our cupboard started menacingly banging open and close 2 times, and then it would forcibly pull me in and keep me suspended inside for a few seconds until I woke up. The physical sensations of being pulled in and being stuck were VERY real back then, but this dream faded away in my adolescence, I can't remember when I had it the last time.

>>998
>There must be something going if you have dreams with reoccurring themes.
I'd say it's the single most prominent topic of my dreams these days, even if the majority I remember is just random shite. The feel it induces is also always the same, a feeling of light desparation for not being able to keep up with the peer group, yet not because of ability or something, but mainly because of missing crucial informations, like where or when to meet, or how to arrive there on time. So I assume it's an expression of not fitting into my peer group and being left out of the loop.

 No.1062 KONTRA

>>1003
Had another similar one tonight. For whatever reason I was at a carnival street party and wanted to go home by train, but all the ticket vending machines were either out of business or screwed up all my inputs, so I had to start over and over again, until the train arrived and left without me, while everyone else just boarded the train, no idea if they all had ticekts or just didn't give a fuck, since they were pissed up carnivalists.

 No.1158

Several months ago I had a dream that was initially percieved as a documentary film about someone else, but as the dream went on I identified with the character more and more. The key moment was a scene where the character/me was in a sort of a gothic/Blade Runnerish circular room, alone. He/I was alone, depressed, dissatisfied with everything in his life. As he/I was reflecting on his/my existence, he/I started licking and pushing around numbers within his/my mouth. Basically, the numbers just appeared as physical objects, and I played with them with my tongue. At the end, I realised just how much power over my life I have, I knew I have total awareness of the responsibility and control over every part of my being and of my future history. Everything will be shaped as I desire. In the moment of realisation, I crushed a number 5 with my teeth.
I woke up. I will never fix my life.

 No.1159

>>998
>There must be something going if you have dreams with reoccurring themes.
I frequently dream about discovering some valuable phenomenon, usually pertaining to literature or linguistics, somewhere online or in an old book. Something clicks in my mind at that point, and the feeling is ecstatic, I want to teach it to other people, or use it myself, new horizons of knowledge seem to form.
But every time I wake up there's a crash of disappointment when I realise it was empty knowledge, and I forget it all within moments.
I started fearing that moment even during the dream. As I start feeling I'm about to wake up, I think of the knowledge even harder, trying to etch it into my brain, hoping that somehow I'll take it with myself back into the real world.

What does this dream mean, herr Freud?

 No.1166 KONTRA

In my parents house, there was a decked out tuning car complete with a large spoiler and blue undercarriage neon lights. The car was driving around the backyard and I walk outside from my old room to see what's going on, two women emerge from the car and begin threatening me and they succeed for a moment, I start walking back inside until I think "it's only two girls". Turning back to the car, there are now 4 men behind them holding rifles. They don't explain why they're there, but I now notice both the women are wearing Sheriff Tiraspol shirts. I go back inside and have to explain to my parents that my online shenanigans led to armed Transnistrian militants showing up in their backyard. I wake up during the apex of the shame.

 No.1176 KONTRA

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For the last couple of times I've woken up and thought "what the fuck was that" and forgotten the dream immediately. Annoying.

>>1159
It means that you think your mother considers you a failure. Whatever you succeed in is not good enough.

>>1166
Ebin dream, why the shame?

 No.1227

>>1158
>depressed, dissatisfied with everything in his life
>At the end, I realised just how much power over my life I have
That is a good thing. Realizing that oneself is responsible for most things that go wrong with life is empowering, because that means those things can be fixed by oneself. It's human nature (and a very common trait on imageboards) to blame failure on others (parents, women, jews, whatever), because no one likes to accept responsibility for things that went wrong. But blaming others is also a lazy choice, because it relieves the person of any pressure to try and change something. That doesn't mean that everyone should always self-improve until they drop, some failures simply can be accepted, while others might be worth fixing. But at least the choice should be available.

 No.1423

I had two dreams. In one I was doing some shit tier work for a company and then they suddenly decided to hire me to star in a documentary and they would have paid me 20 million HUF to do it. After a bit of thinking I said yes.

The other dream was me and a group of friends going to a small German bar in the summer, it was above an ice rink. The owner would make discriminatory remarks about us using his place only to cool down, so I started delivering a heartfelt speech to convince him to be nicer, all in German, except for a few words which I could not remember, and the few seconds wherw English kept slipping through.
I don’t think I ended up convincing him though. He went off to do something else and even if I convinced him, my friends remained hostile and were intent on pranking him.

 No.1641

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Walked into a park where Jonnes were doing tricks ski-tricks on thin pond ice. One of them landed a high speed jump and went through the ice, sliding a long way under it. I found him and started breaking the ice, but he swam away in panic after a few seconds. Everyone was looking for him but with no luck.

Woke up incredibly tired.

 No.2392

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Had a dream I was cracking eggs into a frying pan, but the shells wouldn't split cleanly. They just sort or crushed, breaking open enough to allow the egg to drip out but breaking their yolks in the process. As an eggs-pert cracker, I found this frustrating.

Can ernst crack an egg with one hand?
Me: Yes.
My first job was McDolan's and I worked the breakfast shift. Gave me lots of practice. My grandfather was once a cook in the Navy, and he could crack four at a time- two in each hand. Never met him, but I heard stories.

 No.2410 KONTRA

>>2392
I used to crack eggs beautifully with one hand. But a catastrophic failure just once broke my mind and I cannot do it anymore. And now cracking eggs open is a stressful event every time. This suffering is too much to bear.

I feel like I've heard about your superhero egg-destroyer of a grandfather before. Very cool regardless.

 No.2430 KONTRA

>>2410
>I feel like I've heard about your superhero egg-destroyer of a grandfather before
It's possible. I know I've written about him before, but RAC has also written of his family- and much more eloquently. Either way, my grandfather divorced my grandmother and moved west before I was born, but my mother talked about him often enough that I know more about him than I do about my paternal grandfather who lived a few miles away. With brick posting about mortality, it strikes me that we are all just that in the end: stories. But those stories, and the characters in them, settle into memory and are recalled as easily- are as real, if you will- as those memories about events we actually experienced.

 No.2431 KONTRA

>>2430
>But those stories, and the characters in them, settle into memory and are recalled as easily- are as real, if you will- as those memories about events we actually experienced.
Indeed, indeed... Perhaps why some people have a habit of taking dreams very seriously.

 No.2459 KONTRA

I had to run away from somebody in a rather familiar place. Woke up with a racing heart, nice.

 No.2516

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Last thing I saw before the alarm rang was a rolling car tyre which dissolved into tentacles at the top. Maybe I was saved by the bell from a bad dream. But maybe I just was denied the inspiration to TentacleRacer™, the new racing game where you can pick an anime girl to race your car, who in addition gets tentacle raped while driving, which would have been a major hit in Japan and made me rich in the process.

 No.2656

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Tonight I dreamt I was going hiking with Amirah Adarah who was my fav porn star some years back somewhere in the mountains. Had a strong feeling that it was in South Tyrole, it felt familiar to a hike I took there in 2017.

At some point we stopped, might have been for a picknick, not sure, but we were sitting on a grassy knoll looking over a valley. There I asked here whether she preferred cunnilingus or anilingus and received an answer along the lines of "depends your skill".
I replied that we'd just have to find out then and "I'll start with anilingus" before going straight for a french kiss.
The dream ended with both of us laughing at my joke. Woke up with a raging boner, obviously

I don't normally share my dreams because idk, but this one brought up a question: Can you remember ever telling a joke in a dream? Because I can't, this felt like a first to me.


P.S.: I know that what you'd call a _grassy knoll_ would not be part of a mountain range and thus you wouldn't say to be sitting on one while overlooking a valley, but dream logic made me feel like I was sitting on a grassy knoll while at the same time being in a range.

picrel: The familiar region.

 No.2659

I had a dream that a guy was feeding nacho chips to a group of hamserts to get them to breed, only to find out after months of expensive chips-feeding from the guy that sold the hamsters to him that they are sterile.

 No.2695 KONTRA

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I woke up from a dream today from which I only remember that at wake up-time I remembered it in detail, and I thougth it was so silly that I'm going to post about it on EC. But now I forgot about it, shame on me.

 No.2945

Had a dream that I was getting a blowjob from Adriana Chechik (irl I don't find her interesting at all), who was sucking around and constantly taking photos and spraying fake cum on herself.
After a while she just stopped. I was eager to continue, but she was avoiding me until I realized she just needed a prop for her pictures and was never actually going to suck me off until the end. Rused again!
That's all I really remember from that dream, apart from it taking place in some parterre apartment where the curtains weren't even properly closed, and I think in that dream it was in Amsterdam.

 No.2954

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>>2945
>Had a dream that I was getting a blowjob from Adriana Chechik
One of the biggest mysteries about my dreams is my usually unfulfilled obsession with women's bodies while awake, and the lack of sexual dreams I experience. I would expect dreaming of bobs and vagene almost every night, but it is actually very rare. Maybe my mind is already saturated on that topic.

 No.2969

>>2954
Funny enough sex dreams have become more frequent in the past years when my actual daydreaming about sex decreased.
It's probably the age and the realization that while sex is fun, it's not the most important thing in the world. Then again this realization could be due to changing hormone levels.

 No.3029

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90% of my dreams fall into one of two categories; I'm either performing a mundane daily activity, or I'm trying to perform a mundane daily activity but there is some small anxiety inducing twist.

 No.3030

>>3029
Would you say that it's difficult for you to describe your emotions beyond naming them?

And how many emotions can you distinguish from anger, fear and joy when you feel them?

 No.3033

I had a (in retrospective) funny dream tonight where I was intoxicated and felt bad, and while I was walking up the stairway to my flat (which had nothing to do with where I really live, but I knew a similar house from my childhood), I suddenly felt the urge to take a dump. For reasons that only make sense in a dream, the toilet was on the staircase on the top floor, where also my apartment was, but it was out in the open, and for another totally sane reason I knew I had to carry the toilet around for a few steps to be able to use it. So I carried it to a place still on the stairwell, but which was somehow better suited for toilet use. I took a much needed dump, but then I also had to puke, so I turned around, and while staring down the toilet I noticed that I could look through the bottom of the toilet to the very bottom o the staircase, where all my shit now was located. I went like: Oh noes, and I just moved in here a while ago, now everybody thinks I'm a staircase pooper™, I have to do something. Then I got cleaning utensils and ran down the staircase, only to notice on arrival that this was a different bottom of the staircase now, so there was nothing to clean up, which made me panic because I knew I still had to clean up. Then I woke up.

tl;dr
>Germans
>dream of shit

 No.3044

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>>3030
>Would you say that it's difficult for you to describe your emotions beyond naming them?
No. Although it's often unnecessary, I could elaborate on a given emotional state with a combination of metaphor, a description of any physical phenomena which may manifest, and my own internal analysis of whatever action triggered my reaction and why it did so.

>how many emotions can you distinguish from anger, fear and joy when you feel them?

Off the top of my head: Curiosity, pride, indignation, confusion, desire....too many, tbh.

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>>3044
>ernst on couch.jpg
Fuggen saved!

>>3029
It feels like a joke how our brain makes us repeat boring stuff of all things in the night instead of allowing some fun. Maybe it is mocking us.

 No.3053

In dream I was Hungarian Ernst and solved Japanese crosswords as part of Oriental Studies homework. How many of them have you solved btw (you can see the number in your profile)?

In another I was in ancient underground tomb within a crowd, observing a debate between a conspiracy theorist and an africanist. First claimed that culture of African countries was made up by Europeans colonists. He wrote words in Sanskrit (also fake and invented in London) and proved that African languages were made with exactly the same pattern. Africanist mostly appealed to authority (trust the soyence!) and appeared really weak.

 No.3054 KONTRA

>>3053
Maybe that's why I had such a hard time falling asleep yesterday.
I've solved 574 of these btw.

 No.3056 KONTRA

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>>3054
Epic, I solve them at every occasion and still have 300 so far.
This was few days ago, yesterday was yet another dream where I was going to war.

 No.3057 KONTRA

>>3056
My latest dream was that Ukraine declared war on us and I was sorting out what to take with me when fleeing. Stuff like tools, books and electronics.

 No.3087

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At a bar/night club, some chubby looking character was very rude towards me and I left through the tunnel that leads directly to my house. Halfway through I change my mind and decide to surface - I do so in Lisbon. There were all sorts of marches ongoing and I meet a group of tall Chinese men all wearing shiny suits. I speak to them, but a few exchanges in one of them says I speak "like a communist" and they all turn their backs towards me. At this point, some Asian girl begins following me. She appears to be into me, and says her only deal breaker is people who spend too much time indoors. I tell her that's not the case even in my dreams, I lie to women and we begin heading towards the train station so I can take her home and bed her. Once there, I'm confused as to what subway exactly I'm supposed to take, I remember they built a new train station but I'm not sure if the subway is operational yet Dream manufactured information, the closest subway stop to my house is 25km away and there is no new train station. As I start to ponder the best route, the train station gets more and more chaotic, with big crowds of people queueing up to the tellers and the girl seems to be bored and increasingly restless. My anxiety begins racing, I worry I'm gonna lose this chance to bed a mysterious oriental. More and more people swarm the train station, it's impossible to interact with the tellers given how many people are in front of us. I try to think of the optimal route but the girl seems even more restless and ready to jump ship so I need to think of something fast. The trains board and a new mob of people descend onto the already packed boarding station.

The alarm takes me out of this anxiety inducing situation.


I'm sure I've dreamt about this ghost train station previously, as when trying to think of where it was located I was reminded of another dream from a few years ago that involved trains going to and from Lisbon but some ending up in France. It was a very high tech looking station.

 No.3090 KONTRA

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I traveled as an ambassador to a neighboring kingdom, and stopped near troll's bonfire. They told coolstories about their last campaign.

Sadly, I don't remember receipt of whatever their boiled in their pot, but I was worried that my stomach won't handle it.

 No.3092

First I was diving for a treasure in a river:
The creator of something (I think he *did* build rivers) went crazy and jumped into a river from a windmill with a silver atache case in his arms that contained a bunch of money.
So I went diving with an ugly woman that was substantially older than me and we did indeed find the case.
Then I apparently went to Japan and had this case, or at least a similar one, with me. I got out at the airport, but it was all pretty derelict and apparently there were nothing but betting stations for an unknown kind of "race" there, where funny looking people were betting.
Now, instead of heading straight to the baggage claim, I went outside and found the whole area to be pretty derelict. In fact, it looked like Berlin, one of those spots with abandoned factory/company building that can now either house some hipster web design company, band practice rooms or are just occupied by squatters.
I went around there, there were hallways stuffed with building materials, both new and old. I got kinda lost and didn't find my way back to the airport building. I took out the ancient flashlight that had belonged to my grandma, so I could see anything.
Eventually I found my way to the familiar rooms with people and the door that led me through the room that went back to the airport.
Then the alarm rang.

 No.3095

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I saw a guy at the gym and overheard him talking to a group of gym bros about his plans to go running later. Then I was at work, and he was there, too, telling me how he had just come from running and asking me if I wanted to go with him next time. The most important detail is that he stood uncomfortably close when talking and it freaked me out. Also, his face looked as though it was a combination of three or four people I see regularly, as though my brain couldn't figure out how to cast this character and just threw some facial features together with disturbing results.

 No.3100

>>3095
He sounds like a nice guy, you should go running with him.

 No.3146

My dream is to post on kacey against, rangebans are a cruel and unusual punishment.

 No.3148

I had a dream in which my sister was the main person. I was just a minor person and only made an appearance at the end.

First, my sister travelled to Vils in Austria to some apartment she had rented with friends. The weather was foggy, cold, wet and rainy. A water pipe broke, and the whole apartment was under water. So they called the landlord. It was weekend and none of the local plumbers was willing to fix the damage. The landlord called her plumber friend who agreed to fix the pipe on the weekend, but he wasn't too happy to do it, and then he had to travel to Magdeburg for work. He had done a shitty job, and the pipe broke again as soon as he left, so my sister and her friends all piled into a first generation Fiat Panda with a folding roof and drove to Italy. Torrential downpours started in Brescia, and the folding roof leaked. My sister got on a Cisalpino in Brescia, and I picked her up in Stuttgart, in my mom's blue golf IV.

 No.3152 KONTRA

Had a dream the other night in whcih I took something which killed me by turning my whole body into something else, like I turned "sour". It felt like I had a very bitter taste on my tongue, woke up while my body chemically changed or decomposed into whatever that was. Not very nice. Now I wonder what dying feels like. Oh yeah I forgot that in that dream it also felt kinda pathetic that I died like that.

 No.3268

I dreamt I was in my boring daily meeting at work. The same boring daily meeting that happened this morning. Thanks, brain, for making me experience this twice.

 No.3374

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I woke up at 6:30, was still tired and decided to sleep a little longer. Had a dream I woke up again and it was nearly noon; was mad that I had slept away half of a day off. Woke up and looked at the clock. 7:30.

 No.3507

Dreamt that there was a large spider-like thing in the room where I slept during some trip. Tried to kill it with a vacuum cleaner but the fight was real.
Then was told that it was "one of those" that lays eggs in your ear canal while you sleep and that some of the babys may turn the wrong way when hatching and end up living in your skull and eating your brain.

Woke up with a lot of sweat. Felt a bad need for a comforting hug for a while after getting up :<

 No.3508 KONTRA

>>3507
Just to make sure: You do know that's bullshit, right?

 No.3509

>>3508
I know it was a dream, yeah. And I don't know anything about such spiders existing. Tge dream still felt like shit, though.

 No.3511

>>3509
>I don't know anything about such spiders existing
I am quite certain that there are no spiders that lay eggs in human ears. If you want to be grossed out about parasites, you should become obsessed with bot flies or tape worms, like normal people.

 No.3512

>>3511
>If you want to be grossed out
>want

It wasn't a choice, it happened in a dream :<

 No.3521

The only part of this movie that stuck with me. Bullshit, yeah, but not that far off from real insect terrors:

Dirty Horror: The Believers - Spider Scene (1987)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgUhl3YiB8

 No.3605

I had a dream about drafting the application. And then I dreamed that there was a pepper plant in the garden with a big, green, unripe pepper on it.
I was very pleased with it.

 No.4309

Had a weird dream that I was the groom at a wedding.
Not a real one, just some kind of photo-op or someting, because the "bride" was not my gf, but actress Saoirse Ronan. She wore a shoulder-free dress with one of those tit-pushing breastpieces, and a veil that went down the back of her head.
I joked with her and told her that if I didn't already have a gf I would marry her in an instant.
That was all about the wedding in that dream because then I was in some kind of gambling hall where I put coins into the machines.
A friend whom I haven't seen in years came to me and told me that his secret was playing several machines at once, and I observed him pushing five buttons on five machines in sequence, but not winning anything.
I then put 1- and 2-Cent coins into the machines, but of course it didn't accept them, however, it accepted some kind of plastic discs. Then Pierce Brosnan came to me and talked to me about gambling and drinking.
I continued to gamble and eventually won a bunch of 5 Euro coins, to which he remarked that those are great for laundry automats.
I played a bit more and had a game where I had to throw specific coins into specific slots inside the machine, and when I managed to do that there was a game that was a bit like pinball where a small toy car or something drove around the machine and I had to maneuver it into some hole or something.
In the two seconds the game lasted, I didn't manage to understand how it worked.
Then I found myself in a parking garage participating in persona in a game where I had to burn stacks of leaflets, but I didn't really want to because the fires could have hurt other people, but I think something big was at stake, so I ran around looking for those leaflets, because there were other stacks of paper that were not those leaflets.

 No.4458

I had this weird dream where I was listening to Shostakovich's 2nd Symphony and it slowly turned into coughing. Female coughing.
It wasn't even something like the instruments becoming differently pitched coughing. It was just the coughing starting in the background until regular but otherwise arrhythmic coughing would make the orchestra stop as it increased in volume.

 No.4475

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Someone put a dead body in my house, and I had to hide it, or risk being mistaken for a murderer. So, I snuck the corpse into a hospital and left it there, only to realize that I should have gone to the police because now I had definitely tampered with evidence. Obviously, the best course of action at this point was to break into the hospital and get the body back. Which I did.
Thank dog I woke up, because that dream was starting to get weird.

 No.4477 KONTRA

I had a dream that I was invited to join a Hungarian writer’s circle. It was the cream de la creme, including some dead people. (Esterházy was still dead though.)
It was a dimly lit dining room, people were smoking and food was served.
Since it was my initiation I wasn’t served anything besides pure gin with ice and I was the constant victim of practival jokes and banter.
There was also a screen on which media was shown with the point being that you needed to be witty and make jokes based on the content. I remember there was a meme about Arabs in Schottish towns and I joked that well it’s how it’s gonna be like anyway soon.

It was all a bit boomer. Everyone was old. They poured a bunch of toothpicks in my drink, which was somehow related to Esterházy and I dubbed it the Esterházy-cocktail and everyone was impressed by my great wit. Then my alarm rang.

 No.4478

I had a dream where I filled in for someone to perform something on a very small stage (in fact it was basically one of those old-timey circus wagons they used to carry animals and freaks in, sans bars).
For lack of anything I grabbed a blanket or something, which then turned out to be a monkey costume (kind of like the ones the Bloodhound Gang wore in the Bad Touch video, just not as overalls), so I went on stage to an audience of like five people and started eeking and ooking and telling monkey jokes like "who rules this country? A bunch of apes!" and stuff like that, and then people were asking "quiz" questions to which I also replied in a monkey manner.
Then a friend of mine whom I haven't seen in years stepped in and told me that I am doing it wrong, because those are legit quiz questions for an actual quiz, until he was explained that this is a monkey act.
Curiously, this dream was part of another dream where I was basically commanding a RTS army and outposts against bugs, and once I even saw an NPC unit storming the bug base, plus it was snowy.

 No.4495

>>4475
You should sell that dream to Hollywood.

 No.4592

Had a dream the interest rate on my money market fund dropped from 4.75 to 4.50 and I was kicking myself for not locking in a higher return by purchasing Treasury bills when I had the chance.
Checked the rate after waking. No change.
I will now ignore this manifestation of unconscious anxiety and continue to procrastinate making any real financial decisions.

 No.4676

I had a dream of a garden in which musicians played, in tandem I was reading from a book which narrated their story. The musicians failed to agree on a proper political line, so order broke down among them and this caused Stalin to descend and recreate order at the expense of taking away their freedom. The closing remark from the book was that “Stalin has succeeded where Shostakovich failed, he himself managed to become agitprop and survive.” Stalin then went into the house as the garden was now quiet, with a bunch of trees felled.

Had this dream in the middle of the day because my afternoon nap was interrupted.

 No.4690

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I had a dream today where I was a new player on some nameless pro football club, and I seemingly was a big shot and everyone had high hopes in me. But I felt bad, because deep down I knew I was already washed up and wouldn't be able to deliver, and how horrible it would be to inevitably disappoint everyone, and getting kicked out of the team. I then remember being in the dressing room with everybody else preparing for a game or maybe training, and then going out onto the field, desperately trying to keep up and hide the fact that I basically was a fraud.

>>4676
>and this caused Stalin to descend
Epic, didn't see that coming.

>>4592
>I will now ignore this manifestation of unconscious anxiety and continue to procrastinate making any real financial decisions.
Probably the best financial protip for everyone. Also: HODL!

 No.4957

I had this quasi-nightmare that I was warned with my family that our hours will be air-striked so we prepared to take a lot of stuff down to the basement. I was hastily selecting books and putting my teacups and the like in their boxes as valuables I’d like to preserve. We went out for a few hours for more supplies I think and as we were coming back by ship on a river, they struck the house. I wasn’t allowed to look through the ruins on top, only make selections from the basement’s inventory. We were heading to an inner-city house where we were less likely to get struck.

One of the tea-pourers crumbled in my hand as I was packing it away. After the strike there was a cutaway where Super Mario was inside a house and he ate the skin off the spine of the house to gain its strenght in revenge.

I usually have a good idea what provokes a dream. This time, I have no idea.

 No.4958 KONTRA

>>4957
>I have no idea
Maybe you fear American henchmen "NATO" will bomb Hungary like they bombed Serbia? Just because they can't deal with based leader Orbán Victor being so based?

 No.4969

I finally have to write it off my soul, as this dream is still ingrained with many details which is uncommon.
Also slight occultism ahead, if anybody is more into Hinduism, feel free to give me further details, would be very much appreciated.

A little background for more context:
It all happened over a few days about a week into my last Thailand vacation, now about a month ago.
One night out I walked between bars, looking for ladyboys. One cheering in my direction very eagerly made me curious, so I stopped by for a a few drinks for us and it wouldn't be Thailand if this intermezzo wouldn't have ended in my hotel room just an hour later.
Some incredible sex later, she excused herself, as she claimed to have to leave early, because there's some praying to be done early in the morning. At this time I took it for granted, as Buddhists there can be quite into their believes.
So I went to bed at about midnight, alone, that's when the dream happened.

(The post gets discarded for having a "too long body", continued in the next post.)

 No.4970 KONTRA

>>4969

I found myself to be a soldier of some kind, with the final order to retreat from an relentlessly advancing enemy. A whole bunch of other soldiers and a few civilians where on our loosing side, ready to pull out into some evac zone where we would be picked up.
So we withdrew, slowly getting under fire from behind as we basically just ran away while doing pot shots in the rough direction of the enemy.
One by one my brothers-in-arms would be picked off, civilians got hit, most notably a girls head exploded right in front of me.
Just a short distance further, I took a bullet myself, fell and all went dark.

Ready to "wake up" from my dream, I instead found myself at the beginning of my dream again, same situation, same orders, same people around me, same futile retreat, same girl that took a bullet to her cranium, same death that slowly clouded my vision, just to wake up at the beginning once again.
With every iteration I tried and tried again to fulfill my orders to no avail, it always ended with everyone dead.

At the point at which I essentially was about to give up, something changed.
Retreating under fire once again, I saw a silhouette coming at my direction, seeing it carrying a weapon I was shocked for a moment until I noticed it being a soldier running past me into the direction of the enemy and engaging into combat relentlessly.
More "allied" soldiers started to appear, halting the enemies advance somewhat.

Still taking losses from our group, I spurred them to continue their retreat, thinking I'd be finally able to save at least some of them, save that girl I saw die so many times already.
Then I noticed a slight change on the friendly warriors engaging the enemy, the uniforms and gear rushing past me changed, first just slightly, then it started to resemble WW2 gear, then I saw the first Pickelhauben as well as more and more rustic rifles along them.

Looking around, I noticed that the soldiers of my group already bit the dust. I grabbed the girl *peng* her head was gone, again. Did nothing change after all?
I threw away my weapon, unbuckled my vest and just started to run, run past those ghastly soldiers advancing at the enemy, them now being equipped with muskets and swords.
Horse-mounted cavalry rushed past me, throwing themselves against the enemy. Arrows flew overhead, raining down behind me. More and more ancient fighters started to appear while I just ran towards the evac zone, unable to think to much about it, mostly expecting the biting pain that would strike me down into the dirt.

Yet, nothing. Nobody was in front of me anymore, nothing was to be heard from the back, calm until the muffled sound of a truck broke the silence.
I reached the evac zone, alone, one moment I closed my eyes, wished to go back once more, thinking to be able to save at least the girl this time, but it didn't happen.
Soldiers of my forces grabbed me and helped me on the back of the truck which would immediately drive off.

For one moment I saw the skull of a rotten soldier passing by in the blurred landscape.
This damn skull would morph into what I intuitively identified as Kali, despite knowing essentially nothing about her.
She whispered something in my direction, but with the sound of the truck and the short moment we passed the cadaver, I was unable to understand what the fuck she could have possibly told me.

 No.4971 KONTRA

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>>4970

That's when I woke up, first breaking into tears thinking about the girl I was unable to save so many times, despite knowing nothing of it was real.
Then I read a little into Kali on Wikipedia, as most of my knowledge prior was just the Indiana Jones movie of all things, not too representative as I found out.
2 days later I'd got into contact with that ladyboy from that night again, we spent a few days and she invited me back to her condo for some swimming at a nice rooftop pool.
Arriving at her flat however, I made a rather surprising discovery, her Buddhist shrine didn't just include your typical Buddhist trinkets, amulets and statues, a whole row of that bookshelf was dedicated for Kali, featuring two large statues of her, retching her tongue into my direction and glaring at me.
My host was rather surprised when I asked her about her unusual Kali worshiping, telling her that I read into this goddess just a few days ago by... pure chance.
She assured me that Kali brings luck.
Lucky me, I guess.

 No.5015 KONTRA

In dream I was Ukrainian cuddling with a femboy in dormitory while neighbors were listening to boring lecture about Biblical studies. Then we were hiding from recruitment officers patrolling floors. Eventually we decided to pretend to be recruitment ourselves, because then we won't be asked questions.
The courtyard was empty, only some fat kid was training for a TV show similar to "America got talents", you know the thing. It was obvious that only shame awaits him.

Sometimes I have nightmares about academia where I have to do something and missing deadlines. Can't say that it was much different from wörk but still feeling relief when I wake up.

 No.5021

I was in some kind of castle or villa or manor. It was on a hill, surrounded by trees and with a large gate.
I think I was there with someone.
I went in and found it to be some kind of barracks of the british army, who were recruiting right at this instant.
I just stepped in line because they apparently weren't actually signing people up, so my plan was to do some basic stuff and do some shooting and then fuck off, although I didn't get proper gear, so I went there in my underwear with a piece of soap that someone had taken a bite of.
I tried to find the showers, but I can't remember anyone if I actually did shower.
Then it was time to eat. Basically the whole mess was a supermarket. There were tables in the aisles, and I saw some asian family eat a large pizza. They had all kinds of stuff there, from very british food to regular fast food to all kinds of candy and whatnot.
In a queue I was then approached by a woman who apparently knew me, but I didn't know her and spent the remainder of the dream wondering about where I could possibly know her from. One of my cousins was also sitting on the tables.
Also, there was the Don Draper guy in some weird supermarket uniform apparently as some kind of overseer.
Anyhow, somehow everyone was already done eating while I was still roaming around, not being able to decide on what to eat.
When I finally sat down, it was already pretty empty. Since I realized that I didn't have any vacation days right now and that tomorrow they would expect me at my regular place, I decided to leave. I took my bag and wanted to leave (I passed the making of a Spielberg film).
What I forgot to mention is that at this point it was clear that this wasn't just some regular barracks, but the british army was actually recruiting extraterrestrials.
I went back to get my bag, but the cleaning personnell told me that eating time is over. I begged them for a bit to have a very annoying Don Draper guy lead me in there, but I remembered that I had already gotten my bag, so I excused myself and left.
Then I found myself on the other side of the hill, with dry grass, old stone walls and gates. I met a gardener or caretaker of some sort there who then told me something and led me out.
Right before passing a gate, along with a bunch of different aliens, one wearing a cowboy hat was passing the gate, which activated some kind of fireworks alarm and celebration. For being the 1000th alien to pass that gate, he/it was instantly promoted to some kind of officer.
At the same time I saw a bunch of UFOs rise up into and vanish from the sky.
Before I could finish that storyline my alarm went off.

 No.5616

Had a dream where my desktop computer had gotten a virus while I was sleeping. When I woke up (in the dream) and turned it on, it booted into Windows XP, and when I tried shutting it off it just exited to Windows 95. All my files were gone.

Second dream had me cleaning my keyboard by simply pouring a glass of water on it. Computer shut down, but booted fine when I unplugged the keyboard.

Such cases.

 No.5722

Freud knew something...

t. had a nightmare with symbolic of fear of castration

 No.5725 KONTRA

I had a dream where a German woman lectured me on the subject of porn addiction in a school setting.

 No.5727

>>5725
Yeah, I think I've seen that one, too.

 No.5737

>>5727
Unlikely, I didn't see you in that dream.

 No.5738

>>5737
You did, in my dream I was the lecturer woman.

 No.5816

I had a dream that I was in a Chinese store. It sold groceries. Like freak peppers, but it was also full of used books. But everything was western. Like I saw a multivolume box-set of that now common Oppenheimer biography in English (for 11k Yuan).
But everything else was turn of the century obscure/uninteresting western stuff. I tried finding all the classics but I just couldn’t. They also sold glue. Lot’s of different glues, but none would make me high when I sniffed them so I didn’t buy any.

 No.6615

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i got notified by someone i know.
i astral projected to where he pinged me from.
it was somewhere in russia.
seemed like there had been some protest/riot against the current authoritarian regime and the local police force were currently chasing the protestors/rioters.

> welp, at least the police doesn't openly shoot their own population in public, unlike americans.

was my comment.

> yupp.

the other astral projection replied.

i lingered for a few more moments.
> if anything else interesting happens, notify me again.
.
> will do.

then i teleported my astral body to america to lurk at some porn production.

 No.7027

I had a dream that I was in a bar and the Chinese students one table over made fun of my pronounciation. Especially of zh.
I went over to tell them it’s not very nice of them ot make fun of me but they didn’t quite get it and just laughed harder at me.

Turns out this was some grave transgression on my part, because authority figures told me I can’t do stuff like this, even though I didn’t feel like I did anything wrong.

This all took place in a rural town. But it’s not the countryside I usually visit. It was in the lush forests alongside a small river. It had a mill. I arrived on foot with my family, though I took a shortcut by going through the treetops and feeling very free in the process as I jumped from one branch to the other.

I also had a second dream about the grant application, dreaming that they published the recipients’ list, and I wasn’t on it under “Oriental studie”, so then I went down to philosophy and I wasn’t there either and neither were I under “Sino-Philosophy”. Then I woke up.

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>>6615
they fucked up

 No.7107

>>7090
are you referring to the lightning?
it looks like me as if moon-reflection-light is getting defused/scattered by the cloud pointed at by your green arrow.
i cannot see a fuck up. or am i missing something?

 No.7121

>>7107
>are you referring to the lightning?
yes. shouldn't the light touch the moon from somewhere "below" - green arrow as opposed to from a side where the sun isn't - red arrow?

 No.7123

>>7121
Ugh..now I can't unsee it. Artist dun goofed.

 No.7124

>>7121
ah, now i see it as well.
i assumed the sun was coming from the bottom left area and the horizon got darker towards the left because of the clouds.
looking closer at the horizon, it doesn't look that way anymore.

 No.7187

I had an odd dream that I went to a bath with friends from university. We went at night, so I had to get a flashlight from atop a ladder. It was weird.
Suddenly my family was there too. The pool had a whirlpool part and we used that a lot. It also heated the water, but they periodically turned the heating off to save on energy, and it was pretty funny because you’d see that all the elderly would instantly leave the pool if the heating wasn’t on.
We decided to go home and took the metro, and some sicko copped a feel of my mother’s hair so I ran him down. He got on a different metro but I followed him. He wore a tweet jacket and looked pretty anxious. Some dude told me he won’t get away so I shoulnd’t worry but nobody else tried stopping the guy so I went on. He tried to transfer to a bus, but that’s where I caught up to the cunt and I beat him to a bloody pulp. The fucker. Then I realised this will have consequences and I woke up.

 No.7202

Had a dream that traffic signals were all broken- showing white instead of green or red- and the only way to fix them was to solve this riddle: Who can put his shoes on in any order?

The answer was found in the lyrics to Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse which, in my sleep-addled brain, included the name Oliver. I'm guessing this was due to the forced meme singer Oliver Anthony who now appears in every Youtube sidebar. Never clicked, don't care. Everything returned to normal.

Edison Lighthouse - Love Grows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy--R2_T4EE

 No.7393

I now can’t have a boner in my dreams when having imaginary dream sex.

 No.7477

Anxiety filled dreams all night. Disconnected vignettes. Me at work and things going wrong. Fighting with my brother. Being chased by a hornet. My roommate leaving the door open and my two horses getting out.

I have neither a roommate nor horses.

 No.7528 KONTRA

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I was in the backseat of a SUV and James May (of Top Gear show) was driving. We talked about the current state and future of motor sports. He was very irritated and pessimistic, turning every point I made into an incredibly negative one. Soon we arrived at my parents' house.

Suddenly the front of the car sunk. He had driven into a large mud pit. When I thought he was done parking, I opened the door and unbuckled my seat belt. But then, he started operating some kind of hydraulics of the vehicle making the front dip even lower. The door hit the mud pit's edge and started to twist off. I yelled him to stop but he kept going. The vehicle's front kept dipping lower and lower, eventually tipping over the whole car.

Had an incredibly real feeling of being upside down in the car and falling to the floor, which woke me up.

 No.7542 KONTRA

She said I should drop by and we could watch TV together or sth. That's when I realized it was a dream since zoomers don't know about TV.

 No.7592

>>7528
>On this episode of Top Gear, Hammond gets a DUI in Kazakhstan, May tops over a car in Finland I chase down a German in Beijing with a Type 59 Main Battle Tank

 No.8019

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I dreamt of winter's arrival. The city buried beneath snow and ice. Woke up covered in sweat.

 No.8027

I dreamt I was skateboarding in NY but then my board fell deep into the Hudson

 No.8041


 No.8043

I dreamed that I was totally drunk at some public city festival in my home town. As part of the festival there was some kind of jazz/snob music event in the museum at the market square.
Despite knowing that I should have gone home long ago I sat down in the audience. It was hard to follow what was going on because I was so drunk and at the end of the night I got up and realized that I had pissed in my pants and the chair was wet.
On my way home I found out that the handle bar and saddle of my bike had been stolen. A local resident noticed my struggle opened his door and offered me to sell me a new handle bar that he just happened to have left.
At that point I woke up

 No.8067

>>8043
>a new handle bar that he just happened to have left.
Dude stole your handlebar.

Is it common to drink/be drunk in dreams?
I never have, likely because I don't drink, although numerous other things I don't do still pop up in my unconscious mind. But never alcohol.

 No.8098

My boss and his daughter where knocking on the door. They demanded something or other and complained, because the whole place smelled like noodles. They wanted me to give them noodles or make the smell go away, arguing it was impolite of me to have the house smell like noodles and not give them any. I didn't let them in and left the chain in front of the door.

 No.8329

>>8041
I love "Die Jäger im Schnee", not only because of the actual painting itself but also because it made me realize that ice skates were invented a few centuries earlier than I had assumed and how this is quite telling about my lack of grasp when it comes to imagine real medevial lifestyles.

 No.8340

In dream I came up with idea of a novel. It's about humans (technically developed somewhere at level of middle ages) fighting horrific lovecraftian monsters.

The plot twist is that monsters have developed civilization and (not material) culture while humans turn out to be biological weapon, invasive species released by third party which they worship as deity.

 No.8341

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I also was in universe of non-existing meme movie "Ivanych's dickhead". Ivanych together with other old men and women lives in a dying-off village. His kids are going to visit him soon.

But that world had a weird topology. It had things like anomalies in "Stalker" and pale in "Disco Elysium". In dream I thought what would be humanity like if it was developing in such conditions.

 No.8342 KONTRA

>>8329
>it made me realize that ice skates were invented a few centuries earlier than I had assumed
Ice skates still were invented a few millenia before you asume.

 No.8344 KONTRA

>>8342
I am talking about real ice skates not proto ice skates.

 No.8346 KONTRA

>>8344
>hurrdurr not real skates
You're also talking about the "real" middle-ages, right? Those that lasted until 1560?

 No.8513

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Was on a lakeside with FDF guys. We opened up a small dam to lower the water level of the lake. As the water level got low enough we started moving gravel on to the lake-bed to build roadways that would come up close to the normal water level. The idea was that the roads would be hidden under the water, providing unexpected and fast flanking routes for vehicles. After completing the construction we had a good time racing Leo 2s on the roads, going too fast and flying off and crashing hard.

>>7592
Ebin :DD

 No.9119

My uni had found out that I had not taken an exam and they asked me to re-take it or hand in my degrees. Then, during the exam, they found out that I wasn't even entitled to take it, since I hadn't done the coursework during the semester. Then, the exam was an entrance exam, and everyone around me was 17 year old highschoolers laughing at me for being such an old loser.

My highschool send in a demand for compensation, since a Software I had written as a highschooler during class would not work on windows 10. They demanded something along the lines of 56000€ and had added a fascicle that included all my wrong-doings as a pupil. They had been unable to find my current address, and they had included their attempts to locate me. There was a hand-written reply from dinner veteran association in German cursive (as opposed to the common latin cursive) that read
1.) We certainly do not know about that low-life.
2.) It is obvious that he lives somewhere unregistered to sell his criminally insufficient software tax-free and without losses.
3.) Hopefully, he will be hung.
Of course, I am registered at my current address and have been for six years.
They mailed it to my mom instead.

My sister had arranged a meeting between me an Ephraim Kishon. He was very proud to have been a member of a so-called 'Hungarian resistance' during WWII and claimed to have thrown the Germans out of Hungary single-handedly. To change the topic, I tried to ask him how common low grade factory-made cigars were in early Israel. He declined to discuss the matter. A downpour started. For some reason, I needed to get my jacket from the wardrobe, and that took ages, including me totally undressing in front of the female wardrobe-clerk. When I came back, the great author had left.

 No.9168

I had multiple dreams. One was where a guy was berating me for calling the internet a 事 instead of a 东西 and I hated him for correcting me and we argued if it’s material or immaterial.
He had a square face and sunken in blue eyes.

The second one involved travel. We brought the dog with us to some dark church with lot of other tourists in it. The dog ran away and it returned a bit later. It has grown to twice its size, but remained proportional. It refused to associate with us and kept its head turned sideways so it could see the paintings on the cealing with the least amount of effort.

For the third one, I was in the l library, working on something and I saw at the other table the Japanologist girl study with one of her friends. She later had to excuse herself and went out the door and I thought about her for a bit, only for her to suddenly return and kiss me before running off again.

 No.9207 KONTRA

I dreamed I had drunken sex with Marilyn Monroe. Then people tried to kill me because I wasn't supposed to have sex with her.

 No.9249

How often do you see dreams in 1-st person, with yourself as a character (maybe different from real life)? And how often do you watch them as movies or as spectator mode in CS?

 No.9253

>>9249
I think always first person, but I rarely remember my dreams anyway.
That said, I heard people dream differently because movies as media exist for example. Not sure what to think of it.

 No.9327

>>9249
Also always 1st person I think, couldn't remember any dream where I saw myself as a spectator. I think I'd find it weird if I did, in the same way I find it weird to see pictures and videos of me, or hear my own recorded voice.

 No.9356

>>9327
"Cinema type" dream doesn't imply that you're present in that dream. In my case it's mutually exclusive.

 No.9405

I was in a faraway town and wanted to go home. I couldn't decide if I take my car or the train to go home, ignoring the fact that if my car was even there, I probably need to take it, otherwise it would be left behind. I chose to go by train, but at the station all trains only went to little villages I didn't even know the names of. I was getting anxious because I wouldn't know how to buy a ticket or find the correct train, if it even existed. I also vaguely remeber things happening before in the city, something like a festival where I didn't really want to be, but still had to for some reason, but I already forgot about the details.

>>9356
Now that you say it: I couldn't remember any dream that I wasn't present in either.

 No.9408

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the discussion made me remember a dream I had quite a few times when I was a child.

I was standing on the roof top, most commonly my childhood parent's house, but not always. Sometimes I saw myself in 3rd person, sometimes 1st person, but I always did the same:

I don't even know how it is called in german, but I ran along the most top pointy part of the Δ-roof and jumped with full speed and full force when I reached the end of it. The neighbouring plot was empty, always - even if I stood on the roof of a building I wasn't familiar with. I pretty much always managed to jump further than physically possible. Most of the time I fell and woke up. Mortally dangerous situation/consequences always make me wake up while dreaming. Nearly never, but rarely, I managed to get quite far; gliding - not real flying. but I was able to push the ground away while gliding... making it endless as well.
Sometimes I even flew a few rolling stunts etc. pp. while I was controlling the 3rd person's camera view point.

 No.9409 KONTRA

>>9408
no signs of dream-walking, btw.
If I would have found just the slightest sign of dream-walking, I would have stopped all testenings in that direction - even as a child.

 No.9410

Today I realized that I'm in dream and started debating it.
-- You're not a real human. Or at least there is a more real version of you IRL.
-- That's not true.
-- Then why don't I remember how I commuted to Serbia?
-- But I thought that we're in Kyrgyzstan.
-- You don't even know where you are, how could you be real human?
-- OK, maybe I'm not a human.
And then companion turns into a piggy. Don't remember what did I say or do, but I managed to reverse this process. It didn't worked properly though and he turned into an abomination: yellow as Simpsons and bloated as drowned.

 No.9411 KONTRA

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>>9408
Since just thinking about it again, maybe some more details. I don't know how much of that I actually dreamed and how much of it my current memory super imposes on it, because it got influenced too much by media and entertainment ever since.

There was some form of chronological progress within these/this dream.
At first, I was first person and always woke up.
I managed to get to 3rd person in other dreams, and tested it in this dream. It worked surprisingly well. The disconnection between body and the idea of a floating viewpoint helped the mind to disassociate with physical rules.
I enjoyed this for quite a while, until I wasn't satisfied anymore. I wanted to fly in 1st person.
So I started my training again, from the very beginning.
I woke up again and again.
After a while I actually managed to do some matrix-style ground-bending in order to not splash and wake up. After the first time I managed to do that, my pure honest first thought:

> fff...uck!

> now I need to walk all the way back to the roof top

And I insta-teleported back to the roof. Nice!
After a while I even managed to program some form of "reset"-button I used whenever I noticed "welp, dis be another fail." which Instantly reset the scenario to where I stood at the roof top with my lane for acceleration; a little jumpy-humpy at the end of this lane was created as well, even if reality wasn't like that.
Once I tried a different approach and just pushed the ground away for as far as I could. That was a mistake. I panicked and didn't find the reset button. I fell to my death, waking up once again.
As far as I can remember, I never actually managed flying in 1st person.

 No.9413 KONTRA

>>9411
while debugging, I found the reason the reset-button didn't work. There was a conditional, that read as follows:

> Come on! Where is the point? I've fallen enough times from this height, that we both know how it will end. Instead of splashy splashy I'll make the ground wobbly doddly and teleport back, once we both confirmed I survived that. Sure, maybe not 100%, but is there anything that is 100% ? Even reality isn't ever 100%, if you look close enough. You should be satisfied with my current ratio including the tendencies in order to agree that wasting additional resources on the scenario is just a waste.

> from this height
> this


> Waking Life

About the film/movie:
Ernst recommends this audio-book. The visuals can be very trippy, like shown - and there are even more trippy art-styles !! each ever-changing style only has a few mins of air-time, than another one follows. and one more trippy as the other. head hurtenings muchy muchy !! but the audio-book is a gem.

 No.9509

I had a long dream where an asian woman left her husband to marry me after we found jesus at the bottom of the water with the help of Adolf Hitler (my dream was happening in 1943 in Nazi occupied France). After she married me I decided to move to her homeland with her, it was a tropical islands paradise with oil money transforming the entire island into somekind of native only resort. But there were several ethnicities on the small islands and she belonged to the dominated ethnic group. She told me she was a "Yucatan" and the "Maoris" were the dominant ethnic group. Maoris were calling the yucatan half-orcs and refused to look at them in the eyes. I got angry and started a liberation war, the islands were deestroyed in the process.

the end

 No.9588

>>9509
white man's burden

 No.9589

>>9509
Wish I had dreams that in retrospect reads like a film pitch.

 No.9614

>>9413
>Waking Life
I don't really remember the movie but rather have a memory of me watching the movie on some crappy streaming or video site in like 2007 or so. I also really liked A Scanner Darkly, I recall I watched it at a movie night with friends. I really miss movie nights honestly. Also maybe I should reread The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch...

 No.9663

>>9614
>miss movie nights
I do not. Watching idiotic movies with idiots sucked, 90% of movies are crap.

 No.9813

Had a dream I cut my hair. It looked good, didn't fall into my eyes, and was easy to manage.

Still not going to do it.

 No.9859

In dream I was composing poems. Maybe I should try it irl.

 No.9865 KONTRA

I dreamt that my mother was going to get her spleen checked out by a doctor who has died a few years ago.
I found the family bread knife in my old bed at the old place.

 No.10176

A church crumbled over everyone I loved after an earthquake caused by a huge quantity of explosive set off by a bunch of retards and I had to check if everyone was alright.

 No.10279

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Tonight I was involved in a terrorist bombing on a data center. No idea why, I only can remember that it wasn't originally my own idea, but it was presented to me by others, but I totally thought that it was a good thing and justified. I had a part in sneaking in and placing a bomb, I think I was working staff there or something. The attack was successful, but I don't know what the consequences were or what the exact cause was why it was carried out in first place. I do remember though that I originally thought I could get away with it, while shortly after the bombing it was apparent that I couldn't and that authorities would crack down on me, and then I thought about how stupid I was to believe that I wouldn't get caught. Woke up before that happened, so technically I escaped :DD

 No.10282 KONTRA

>>10176
>caused by a huge quantity of explosive set off by a bunch of retards
Any data centers nearby?

 No.10873

I was at Our Capital in dream.

At first I was detained and took to some underground NSA facility for being a Russian hacker. "Should I delete memes about hohols from phone while I have opportunity?"
In elevator I forgot the plot and now it was Google's office. It was like our office but better. Had billiard and Vietnamese canteen. "They commute to it 2 hours by car" - I coped.
Met some Russian migrants. Thought "So this is there programmers go when they are 30 years old". They told that there is a lot of bureaucracy and meetings. "Maybe you should have gone to a smaller American company?"
There were a lot of "pronouns people" with dyed hair but elevator had two buttons: "turn off/on light for men" and "turn off/on light for women". It's very high tech that a room can be illuminated for some people and dark for others.

 No.10874

Had a debate with a professor. He argued that Carthage was fascist and that we had to thank the Romans for the destruction of the fascists. I banged his had against the murals from 'a clockwork orange' until it bled, but he would not repeal.

 No.10885

>>10874
And that teacher's name? Cato the Elder.

 No.11037 KONTRA

I had a dream that I was invited to a royal banquet. I got to talk with the princess and then with the king during dinner. Our topic of conversation was literature and a prophecy about misfortune befalling the king in a forest. I argued against the validity of it by referring back to Chinese philosophy being dismissive of fortune telling in favour of planning.

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Had a dream I was shoplifting groceries. Went home and the live hornets my sister ordered had arrived. We left them in their cardboard mailing box, but one worked its way out and stung me.

Woke up before the alarm.

 No.11077

>>11039
I suggest complaining to that vendor. It's idiotic to send hornets in a paper box, of course they will jew their way out.

Why do you need hornets, anyway? For pest control?

 No.11091

>>11039
Just a dream, but fun fact: we had a yellow jacket nest inside a wall of the house. Did I post about that? Can't remember. Anyway, this was about two months ago- or at least that's when we noticed it. Kept finding bees in a room- some dead, some alive. Called an exterminator to wipe it out. He located the hive with infrared and drilled into the center to spray poison. This was another thing the landlord should have technically been responsible for, but we never told him. Don't want to remind him that owning an old house requires these types of expenses. He might decide to sell the place.

 No.11182

Dreamed I had sex with a very old woman helped by a few friends in some kind of ecological penthouse with cool vegetals. I then proceeded to have sex with her grand-daughter on the balcony. It was cringe...

 No.11194

It was summer. I lived at my mom's again and had a new job. At the job, they had a big open floor office. For some reason, they used ICQ to chat at that job and I chatted with a female colleague ten desks away. She mistook me for a mechanical engineer, but I'm a programmer.

Then, it was time for lunch break and someone told me that I needed to tag out with an rfid-tag. I remembered the rfid yeah it's at home in my room, so I got on my bicycle and cycled home as quickly as I could, it was 10 km uphill. I got home, tried to get the tag, but there was a problem with two pickups with trailers trying to pass each other in the narrow road in front of the house. I went out to see what the fools were doing and locked myself out, had to go to the neighbors and borrow a ladder so I could get in through the roof window. They scolded me for leaving the house and leaving the roof windows open because it would draw burglars. Somehow, they assumed I had gone shopping, in a shop that has been closed for decades. I got in, found the tag, got on my bicycle, cycled through town, got to my job. The female co-worker had sent me a list of technical terms, cryptic numbers and something something about aluminum and angles. I had no idea what it was about. When I tried to get some noodle soup in the cafeteria, I was fired. I tried to cycle home, but one street was blocked due to construction. I had to make a right turn. A bus (VÖV 1, ancient west-German standard appeared) appeared left of me and forced me into another right turn before cutting in front of me. I hit the bus, bent my front wheel and was sent to jail.

Jail was surprisingly OK, the cells were all brand new an sparkling clean. Me and my cellmate had some wodka in a water bottle for Christmas, and a razor. No idea what we planned on doing with the razor, but it was very important for some reason. Then, we heard a loud bang and voices, a cell five doors down the hallway was searched. We knew the wodka and the razor had to disappear. I tried to push the razor into the plaster outside the window, but I failed. We tried hiding the Wodka somewhere in our beds, but that didn't work. So we just put it into a closet and left it there. Then they banged on our cell door and then they were in and found the wodka.

That's when I woke up, completely disoriented. I wondered whether the noises were real and searched the house, but found nothing.

 No.11294

I dreamed I was the wills wonka style inheritor of the Mark Zuckerberg empire. He invited me to his family house to give me a speech about the future, it was some kind of of upper middle class house and his family was very numerous. Everything made me uneasy during this meeting, I saw that everyone in the house was somewhat disfunctional and very disconnected from one another. We talked shortly about the impending doom of the earth and the current power structure of the world, he seemed uneasy about that too he didn’t deny though and proposed some kind of cyberpunk hyper connectivity as an alternative to collapse, but also seemed to insinuate that would make everyone miserable. After 30ish minutes he told me I could leave and that he would recontact me in the coming months. I thought he was pathetic and felt depressed.

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 No.11677

had a dream where aussie came to visit me in kazakhstan, and he turned out to be a massive prick IRL 🤔

 No.11682 KONTRA

>>11677
I have this type of dream but Aussie is Adolf Hitler Führer of Germany and instead of being a dick he is chill af

 No.11787

I dreamed that I was in a very large lecture hall, reminiscent of an old gothic church. It was so big that it functioned as multiple classrooms at the same time. The “rooms” were partitioned by bookshelves and above the rows were signs denoting what they taught there. My goal was to get to the “Beloved language” row, where I was supposed to learn Greek. I went as close to the lecturer as possible. He was an elderly man. Looked a bit like Dennis Prager. He threw me a question and it was at that moment I realised that I left my textbook at home and I broke down crying, because his question was so simple, so well meaning. The kind of question you ask someone who is struggling with a subject to motivate them as positive reinforcement, and yet I was unworthy even of this act of sympathy.

I ran off to find a textbook and ended up in the huge grocery-store in the back. I was looking at the breads and a kid was there. I think the kid somehow belonged to me. He picked up a pretzel and said that it’s a “Funny bread” and then I told him that this is no bread. Funny bread is no bread. It reminded me of the white-horse dialogue so I tried to see if the kid would grasp the idea.

I then went back, to class, pushing a shopping cart. It had some groceries in it. On my way I had to manouver around two foreign, POC employees who were very loud and I felt hatred.
I reached the rows again and I started going down to my original position. A girl looked at me and I said don’t worry, but that also made me feel hatred, because I didn’t want her pity.

Then I woke up and remembered I don’t study Greek any more and was a bit relieved. I also remembered where my textbook was.

 No.11835

In dream I was in Michel Houellebecq's book. Not some specific book, just rural France, and there was a church vandalized by migrants. Also I met the author himself and wanted to show him funny globohomo poster I've seen:it recommended to maintain 5 meters distance and use gloryhole while committing anorectal violence in order to avoid Covid-19. In the end there was an earthquake, and the only bridge, uniting this land with rest of the land collapsed.

 No.12005 KONTRA

I had a dream that I was back studying at a high school level. The institution itself was still specialised in Eastern stuff. It was really like a mix between highschool and university. I still had to “sign up” for classes, but using different forms.

One part of me felt at ease because it was easier, another felt totally out of place because I could hold 45 minute long lectures on topics.
But as it turns out this was some hyper-elite place because they told me not to fret only getting 43% on my first test, because that’s the equivalent of a 95% at other schools.

 No.12048

Countries where I've been to in my dreams: Thailand, France, Israel, USA, Serbia, Ukraine.
Countries where I've actually been to among mentioned: France.
t. dream-traveler

I've almost forgot dream about Israel but it was at New Year so there were fireworks IRL and in dream their sound turned into HAMAS missiles.

 No.12679

I had this absolutely weird dream wherein a girl I used to know turned out to be trans. We shared some muffins made out of millett and honey. Though I remember that she had severe allergies to basically every thing on earth.
We were in the college workshop room.
The most chudish dream of my life. Except for the part that I was genuinely inquisitive about her (his?) experiences in life.

 No.12681 KONTRA

Dreamt I was a stoker in the boiler room of a steamer. It was unbearably hot and there was constant banging noises and yelling. Then I woke up and it was unbearably hour and there was constant banging and noises and yelling.

Neighbor is working shifts, she had her boyfriend to visit, who is working shifts, and they love to turn up the heating to the max, smoke a fuckton of weed and have extremely loud sex.

This is what you get for being a wage-cuck and a rent-cuck and a loser. Children should be taught in school that all the bullied victims will live like this instead of being taught lies like 'grades matter'.

 No.12923 KONTRA

I dreamed that I'm still in university, and there is Marxist circle on faculty. It was run by an American women.
At meeting we watched a movie about Georgian economy declining after collapse of USSR.

 No.12944

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Had a dream I bought a house. Instead of being happy, I was anxious over potential repair and maintenance costs. And I had no money left after the purchase, which left me feeling trapped- financially and geographically. Wanted to sell immediatly, but decided to hold it for a year.

 No.12946

>>12944
That actually sounds like a very accurate description of what happens to a lot of people who buy a house largely on loan.

 No.13243

The only thing I remember is two people jumping from an apartment building opposite from my parents place. I don't observe how they hit the ground, that is actually cut out from that dream. Maybe I did not watch enough live leak in my youth so that my brain can accurately simulate it when I sleep.

 No.13246

I was teaching a history class. My old elementary school teacher was supervising me. I put up a map of the Pacific Ocean. She was on the phone while I was talking. Since the map missed all the Islands I used black chalk to draw in Japan and Taiwan. I think Hainan was missing too. She put down the phone and threw something at me and told me to never ever draw on a map again. I got so mad that I jumped her and beat her to a pulp. Slapped her so hard my hand got bloody.

 No.13259 KONTRA

>>13246
Btw this post was mine, I just keep forgetting about my vpn on the phone.

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>>13259
Don't worry. It's obvious.

 No.13751

I had two dreams. In one I was running. It was a mediterranean street going up the hill with stores selling knick-knacks. And I ran. My entire body felt so light as I ran up this endless street full of people. It was a strange kind of run, the one you see on Greek vases where you essentially jump with one feet to go faster and faster as you’re basically flying. I eventually tired and went back, but I was disappointed that my endless running apparently only took a couple of minutes to undo when walking back to the beginning of the street.

The second one was visiting a horse ranch. I saw the owner who briefly explained that horses are very smart creatures, which is why they enjoy cucking. But it was a very luxurious place. Baroque interiors, multiple levels to the building, red carpets and very fancy end of the century elevators. I forget what it is that I was trying to achieve walking up and down the place. It felt like a puzzle. I was never alone. There were always other people who were visiting and walking through the place effortlessly. Eventually I reached some smaller room where I could rest, it had multiple tables, one of which had many screens, and sitting there an employee was repairing headphones. Next to me a small window opened and an older, moustached employee said something and the dream began to fall apart at this point. I don’t think I saw a single horse in this place.

 No.13755

I was asked to write with a pen a word into a piece of tofu and it worked quite well. That is all I remember.

 No.13782 KONTRA

I recently dreamt I was visiting Hungaryball's house. Don't remember much other than his mother and dog being there, but it's weird to think his family members are actual people. It's like they're basically characters in a novel to me.

 No.13786

Today I had a dream about living in Germany, and it was extremely comfy. There was a district made of commieblocks (it was ripped from my sister's place), there was a lot of green plants on windowsills and between houses. I was lurking on German local forum. And observed neighbours. Wunderkind teenager with violin. And autistic comical boomer arguing with cashier at pharmacy.
After WWIII I'm going to visit Germany and see how much it matches my dreams.

>>13782
I visualize them, so for me it's rather TV series.

 No.13797

>>13786
Besides the Wunderkind it sounds very German to me.

>so for me it's rather TV series.


I briefly was wondering what it would look like in the style of Married with Children.

 No.13810 KONTRA

I was in some repair shop where a guy worked on old TV's. I tested one of the TVs that didn't have its back on and was see-through and it zapped my left arm, and then the veins in it started painfully swelling and I woke up.

>>13782
>>13786
You know this is interesting to hear precisely because I sometimes lament how real life lacks a narrative structure. (And I don't mean the after the fact narrative rationalisation, but rather the conscious design to the story that happens in advance in a novel.)
Maybe I'm actually good at writing. Who knows?

 No.13814

Had a dream where I had male pattern baldness. Pulled my hair back and had widow's peaks.
Joke's on the dream, I actually have female pattern baldness.

Had another dream that's more just like a resurfacing memory.
I used to have a book of mythological ceatures, with large, bautiful pictures.
It had a picture of an owl with huge eyes, and the description said it snatches kids. The picture always used to scare me as a kid.
Well, I saw the picture in a dream out of the blue, nothing else but the picture. I had completely forgotten about this book, strange how stuff that you've "forgotten" actually still exists somewhere in the recesses.

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Signed up for a phone plan that was going to cost $220 a month. I currently pay ~$30 and couldn't figure out why I switched to a more expensive carrier. Was trying to find a way out of the contract. Woke up. Relief. Just a nightmare.

 No.14170

>>14117
This felt genuinely frightening to read

 No.14270

Two guys in a car rolled up to me and showed me two contracts that i apparently signed.
It was just a bunch of weird pictures with completely different looking signatures next to them.

I made them aware, that only one of those signatures looks a tiny bit like mine and that i never signed any of those contracts. Then i bragged about how much money i have and that i can afford the best lawyers around.

Then i went to look for proof that i never had any use for their service. At that moment it got clear, that they wanted to charge me for a haircut that i never got.
So i looked for witnesses and found a prostitute in a casino that was cutting my hair the last few times and my mom. My mom could tell everyone that i usually cut my hair by myself.

One of those guys wasn't happy about all my witnesses so he came to the casino and startet shooting around, but there were superhero impersonators in the casino and together with their help i shot the guy with is own gun.

The End.

 No.14272 KONTRA

>>14270
Thought it was today thread again. Evil fucking dream thread.

 No.14274

>>14272
I would watch the short film made of that dream. It was quite a comedy.
Wish I would remember my dreams. Don't they say Kafka tapped into them as a source of his creativity?

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>>14274
It’s far from unlikely.
I still loose my shit on a daily basis to this picture. I have completed my metamorphosis. It’s literally me

 No.14276

>>14275
While I like Kafka, I hope you are not older than 25 saying this.

 No.14278 KONTRA

>>14276
Nah I’m a zoomer baby

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>>14278
You are absolved of thinking you are like the bug then.

 No.14282

>>14276
I hate Kafka.

>>14275
>metamorphosis
You always wear like this. It would be a metamorphosis if you stopped being a loser.

 No.14310 KONTRA

>>14282
Before being a looser I was a kid. Kids can’t be looser

 No.14351

I had a dream that telepathy was invented and humans learned to talk with horses. I started to hate horses since they are fucking stupid.

 No.14388

>>14351
I love this post. It's great.

 No.14389 KONTRA

>>14310
>kids can't be losers
Wrong. It's just hard(er) to recognize kid losers, because they are not far beyond the point of bifurcation. But they are beyond the point of bifurcation. Due to their innate traits, it is already determined who will be unfuckable and who will become Chad. Outsider at three, outsider for life. Winner at three, winner at life. The kids who take other boys toys away and use them to hit others on the head are destined to slay pussy and make fucktons of money.

 No.14392

I dreamed that Erdogan was visiting our university. We were going by car and the street was full of people who came to see him so we couldn’t get to the building. The sun was shining and the sky was crystal clear. It was obviously summer. There were a lot of (very pretty) black women in the crowd. The light almost made their skin look reddish. Very smooth. But otherwise it wasn’t sexual.

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>>14392
Is this the opening scene of a fascist or anti-fascist novel? :DDD

 No.14397

>>14393
Fascist, but critical of AEF (Actually Existing Fascism)
:D

 No.14424

Had a dream that a girl was standing next to one of those round Budapest advertising billboard and she was threateing to jump off. Of course it was comical because it was like a 30cm jumo. She jumped and then ranto the stairs where I was observing from and threatened to do it again, I walked over. By this point he turned into a suicidal man. The staircase still wasn’t that tall, but I still firmly put my hands on his shoulder and with determination told him that “If you do it like this it’ll take some time until you get to the top of the Empire State Building. You don’t want to get to the top of the Empire State Building. Tell your parents you want help with your alcoholism.”
He immediately reconsidered suicide and thanked me, but then asked me questions about my given name, which I answered and then I woke up.

Another dream I had was that I got a huge cabinet with a fridge in it. But the only place I could put it was the bed in the old house, and while at first glance it seemed stable, but actually wasn’t. There was some money in the upper part of the cabinet. I felt afraid that it was going to fall on me.
My father said that I could keep the money but only if I keep the cabinet too, and I was conflicted, because the money would have been good (It was a sum of 70 thousand) but I didn’t want to clutter up my life with an unstably placed cabinet and the fridge within that consumed electricity. This is where this dream ended .

 No.14429 KONTRA

Bought a pack of cigarettes and chain-smoked through it all. Shit was so cash.

 No.14689

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Had a few dreams the last weeks again where I had to get to some place, but it wasn't clear how to get there, or I was missing the necessary means of transport. One time I needed to travel through a large city by foot, but the roads got narrower all the time until I literally had to go through houses to continue, but in the end there was no way to continue. The way just ended and I was trapped in a building with a complicated layout. Another time I was moving (like moving my residence) from A to B, and I needed my car, but my car ws at the other flat, and I thought about using my bike to get to my car, but for reasons that made more sense in the dream than now this also wasn't feasible, and it felt like I was stuck in a loop of needing my bike to get to the car but needing my car first to be able to use the bike. Many such cases where dreams revolve around the topic of not being able to get somewhere I need to.

 No.14881

It started out in a kind of foresty area, similar to a certain spot around my home village. I was doing stuff there and remembered I wanted to go to a party. I grabbed gf and went to something like a school or university where I met people from elementary school who reminded me that I had promised to go to another party with them that was on the same evening.
Then I went to a doctor to get something checked, but I also told her about my problem of having my brain full of fuck after a workday, so she sent me to a therapist.
Then I was in some kind of hospital hallway with several other people, including the ones I met earlier, but it was partly water and we were actually on a ship. It was one of those gigantic cruiser ships. The ship broke in half and the people were treading water. Two guys were kind of competing for "leadership" while I found a small sailboat with a bunch of floating devices, which I distributed to the people.
I then drove around with the boat and talked to the two guys in order to bring them together.

 No.14907

I had a dream that I was riding in a train and met Russian EC schizo. He was still misanthropic and was reading Nietzsche. I wanted to tell him that I changed my political views but I didn't want to admit being wrong in front of such a smug person.

In next dream there was a civil war between vatniks patriots and liberals, and liberals were winning. I was shouting to them from apartments that Ukrainians hate all Russians, but especially they hate Ukraine-sympathizers, this is why they destroyed liberal headquarters with air strike. And also destroyed nearby hospital, what a morons. Liberals threw molotovs at my direction in response.
Asked grandpa if he has a gun, and he showed some agreement signed by NATO, and started to prove something. I replied that world order after 1991 and 1993 is not legitimate, so this document has no legal force.
Then I went downstairs and was roaming destroyed buildings. At this point I started suspecting that I'm dreaming. However I supposed that if I'm awake, I'm still in this place, I'll just meet hobos here instead of rebels.

 No.14992

Dreamed that people are variables in Rust. And when they have sex, they transfer ownership. And if you are in a passive position (and the woman is on top), then it's your value which is going to be borrowed. And you can't do anything anymore because your value has been borrowed.

#safeProgrammingMonth

 No.15047 KONTRA

>>14992
Does this mean that sex with more than two participants is always unsafe?

 No.15057 KONTRA

I was in a party booth with some people, there was another group partying outside at some sort of dock next to the sea and people kept passing through our booth to get to the other group. Two girls came in, one who I didn't recognize and another was the girl I pined over last summer. It's funny how the brain works since I can't visualize her face when awake but it was very clear in the dream, I can still recollect a bit of an afterimage now. She looked a bit older, kind of sad, like the one time I saw her through the windows in the next train car. I felt something churn deep inside me since it was so unexpected but it was not like the disorienting gut punch I feared. Still, I woke up before she looked at me.

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Traveled to Portugal. But it turned out to be a swampy hellscape full of alligators. Everywhere I walked alligators came rushing at me. Woke up shortly.

In the next dream I was on the EC, though it was just a room painted with EC colors. There were a few nondescript people with different nationalities (no G*rmans, thank dog). I told them about my previous travel experience and got mocked and laughed at as there are no wild alligators in Portugal.

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had a cool creepy dream
I was stuck in a world made entirely of claymation clay, end everything was made out of alternating white and pastel stripes (kinda like that desert worm from the movie Beetlejuice, but if everything was made out of it). It looked like a landscape, but I could not discern a single familiar object, everything was totally inscrutable
And I had this scary feeling that I was NOT supposed to be there, that I am in a place too alien for me to comprehend, let alone survive in.
it was pretty dope

 No.15449

>>15067
> it turned out to be a swampy hellscape
Curious dream by someone from Hellsingi :DD

 No.15450 KONTRA

I keep having dreams about exotic women.

 No.15452 KONTRA

I created this thread on xyz three years ago. Proud of this new institution

 No.15453 KONTRA

four years ago!

 No.15585

I dreamt that we were travelling the countryside by car. My mother mentioned that in the future we will be going to Tokyo but the “we” just meant her and my father.

I happened accross a group of students from my college. We were in a richly ornamented courtyard. They were putting on a play. Three characters dressed in 19th century clothing wrestling and then falling into the fountain.
As the play went by more and more people I know came and we discussed handing in the thesis. Some of them found the 500 characters long summary too hard to do and I told them it took me 10 minutes.
The crowd was mixed. People from elementary school, high school and college.

Final image. Looking down from the balcony of the house. There was an uncut patch of weeds, mostly dandelions that have grown around two metres tall but were otherwise proportionste. We were before a storm. I was alone.

 No.15586

I was visiting the Islamic Republic of Iran, alongside with a group of friends that I've been engaging with in these past few months. We went out to nightclubs, but at some point I was quite bored of their shenanigans this part of the dream went on for a while, but there's not much of note, so I head over to some of arcade/movie theater. Inside, there are plain white stucco walls and a large projector screen. I ask the man behind the counter what's the deal and says that for a fee of 25€ I can select a movie. I look through his selection of strange titles, until I find one that purports to explain the 2008 economic crisis in Portugal. I also order some sort of elaborate ice cream and take my seat. Sitting behind me, a gigantic British man with a busted face makes small talk, seemed like a friendly sort. The movie itself was bizarre, it mentioned figures I couldn't recognize, confused the names of the political parties involved and gave some contrived explanation as to why the crisis occurred.
The movie ends, and the place begins closing up - I get up to leave and pay, I notice I had never gotten my icecream but it was being charged. The man behind the counter explains it was their mistake, but that they'd need to charge me for it still, as it they were nearing on completing this elaborate dessert, but couldn't deliver it because the place was closing down. Facing this unreasonable behavior, I decide to run out the door as fast as I can. Outside, there's a beach and a crowd is also rushing home, so I take off my sweater and join this crowd. I'd hear the man chasing after me and complain about my people being cheats, but he was unable to recognize me in the crowd. I spend the next few hours in great anxiety over being stopped and arrested, but I'm able to board the plane and go home - now a wanted criminal in Iran.

 No.15613

We went to a restaurant with friends. I ordered a soup. The noodles in it were perfect but I forgot to pay after eating it and I felt really guilty. Though the taste otherwise just reminded me of just a mediocre sunday soup. It didn’t have enough fresh greens in it.
It was winter. We were discussing where to have breakfast.

 No.15614

I wanked.

 No.15623

Had a serious discussion with a toddler who could only respond by da or nah. But I somehow knew he got me.

 No.15650

I dreamed that I was convicted of a crime and to escape prison I decided to emigrate to Canada. My parents took me to the airport and I entered the Canadian section. It was a room with a door to the right and two kiosks in front of me with a CRT monitor on it that they no longer conduct human searches or administration, but there were still two Chinese women sitting behind the desk doing some administrative labour. I asked an employee what I had to do if I had alcohol to declare, because I remembered I had a bottle of vodka in my bag. She told me to go to the side of the kiosk where an employee took note of the vodka and also the bottle of glühwein I had on me for some reason. I was thinking about what I'd do once I get there because I had no money or connections and my immediate thought was to just simply sell these bottles for some fast cash or something.

An old lady asked me if I were Hungarian and she talked about some WW2 connection she had to the country. I looked morosely into the distance and a cute female clerk asked me if I was sad or of I was going to cry and I said no, everything will be fine.

The dream ended with me remembering that I might have somewhere to stay if I can just connect with some distant quasi-relatives, so things would eventually be fine.

 No.15746

I was building a log cabin to live in. My father helped a bit. I found a fragmented trilingual edition of the Lunyu while digging. Also an expired gift card for a bookstore. It’d have been s nice house.

Was at a rhetorics seminar held by the new opposition messiah. We were tasked with analysing quotes and pairing them up with WW2 personalities and modern Hungarian politicians. I was impressed.

 No.15747 KONTRA

I forgot my dream, but I dreamt of her.

 No.15805

had a dream where a lion and a parrot are sitting in the zoo. the parrot screeches "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER", and a zoogoer hands it a cracker. the lion says "I envy you, parrot, for as a lion, even if I could speak, humans could not understand me". And the parrot says "ah, but I am not speaking. I don't have the faintest idea of what I just said, I only know that if I make this sound, humans give me a cracker".
The lion thinks a bit, and yells out "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER". But to humans it only sounds like a mighty roar. Impressed, one of the zoogoers throws him a t-bone steak.
The lion looks at the steak, then at the zoogoer, and says: "That's not a cracker".

 No.15806

then, half awake, I thought of a funny joke:
Why did Polly want a cracker?
Because it doesn't like the taste of Negro's Kisses.

 No.15811 KONTRA

I hope it makes you all feel a bit better about yourself that at least you didn't have a wet dream tonight in which your grandmother asked you to pleasure her using an inflated condom.

 No.15812

I had a dream about Michel Houellebecq's article called "Torture of beauty and torture by beauty". Its point was that meritocracy should be abolished because enormous resources are spent by people on proving their worth, and it isn't compensated by selecting best people. As an example, he showed a girl in high school (porn actress Valentina Nappi). On the one hand, she spends her best years on preparing for exams instead of learning something actually cool or useful. On the other hand, boys in her class are doing stupid things while competing for her attention.
Then I was a teacher rushing to teachers' meeting.

 No.15891

In dream I saw boomer in "Stop making fun of old liberals"(written in English) t-shirt. I thought, wow, I should tell about it to EC.

>>15811
What would Jung say about it?

 No.15892 KONTRA

>>15812
>preparing for exams instead of learning something actually cool or useful

Like sucking dick?

 No.15894 KONTRA

I dreamed I was constantly failing to enter my name into a computer using a touchscreen that needed a pen to use and I got really mad because every single time I touched a key on the digital keyboard it made a misinput.

 No.15895

Two of the kids from my grade school class were hired at the company where I work. They promptly went to work. One drilled big holes into all the walls, the other one patched them up really badly. I asked them what the duck they were doing. They told me the boss had told them to do this and they would finish the task.

 No.16015

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Gf and me were sitting in a wheelbarrow on lakeside, watching the northern lights above the lake. Finnish president walked past us and said he's going to heat up the sauna that was next to us. I told him not to set the whole thing on fire or we wouldn't be able to see the northern lights anymore.

Later on we were at Meta offices meeting Zuckerberg. When we were done talking and about to leave he gave us envelopes. We opened them up and there were subscription gift cards for a bike-sharing service. Everyone else had a 5-month subscription, but mine was indefinite. I told Zuckerberg about it thinking it was a mistake. He got visibly upset and told me I need to lose some weight and that seeing me like this was making him angry. After assuring him I'd do so we went for a swim.

 No.16017

>>15894
Sounds like using a Deutsche Bahn ticket machine from a few years back (they might till exist).

>>16015
>THE smart device using person on EC
>dreams about Zuckerberg and gift cards for a bike-sharing service

This is funny.

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>>16017
How is it funny?

 No.16025 KONTRA

>>16018
Maybe amusing is more precise. Your dream reflects a cosmos I see your being situated in.

 No.16026 KONTRA

>>16025
>Your dream reflects a cosmos I see your being situated in.
I don't think so. Zuckerberg is about as relevant to me as James May is (also a character from my dreams). Same applies to bike sharing. Never used, nor do I recall ever talking, reading or thinking about it. There are some city-bike stands near where I live, though.

 No.16027

>>16026
> I don't think so. [...] is about as relevant to me as [...] is (also a character from my dreams). Same applies to [...]. Never used, nor do I recall ever talking, reading or thinking about it.
are you trolling, or do you really not see the elephant in the room?
>>16015
> I need to lose some weight
Hint: the elephant is you.

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>>16027
>i[...] re[...] t[...] a[...] r[...] t[...]
Good post.

Also, losing weight was the least relevant part, so I didn't even think to bring it up. Man, these G*rmans couldn't make a coherent post to save their life.

 No.16045

I saved a squirrel from an abandoned enclosure and took t to the doctor.

 No.16072

>>16045
I am proud of your dream self.

 No.16076

I dreamed I was at a fancy international conference. Very expensive hotel, custom nametags etc. Security guard took me to a room full of printers to give me my tag but it was all fucked up. He also gave me a barela readable copy of a textbook printed in front of me.

 No.16078 KONTRA

I had my first day at a German takeaway currywurst, burger, fries etc for minimum wage and I was overwhelmed with the cash register and registering orders. People left because I couldn't get it right. Bad omen for me entering the job market for real this time :DDD

 No.16099

>>16078
>malte smartass-leftshit is a useless piece shit, too dumb for idiot job, despite having papers from schools and universities that is he's best at inventing smart-sounding mouth-words. (KEBAB HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM PREMISES)

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>>16099
>he's best at inventing smart-sounding mouth-words

the best of all economic systems requires jobs like these and I am pretty thankful for that.

t. converter to economic realism

 No.16171

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Had a dream last night where colleagues convinced me to take part in some kind of non-violent heist, where we would use our job positions to get our hands on important documents for profit. We got exposed during the execution, and instead of getting arrested or fired it was more like everybody was making fun of us because our stupid plan failed. Also people were surprised that I would agree to such a thing just for profit, both because it was obviously illegal and also not the most sophisticated plan (it somehow involved social engineering and relying on reactions from people who weren't involved). I even had to agree with them that it was a completely stupid idea, since it was not my style to try something like this, even if the plan had been foolproof. Last thing I remember before I woke up is that I probably threw a lot of my once good reputation out of the window, and that from now on people would be inevitably wary of me for the rest of my life.

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Had a dream someone was giving me a ride home. As the car pulled up to my house he said "Same time Tuesday?"
I said yes, then woke up.

 No.16263

I was walking in a small, idyllic town. It was in East Germany. Everything was lush and green. I stumbled into a bookstore and they had a great East Asian selection.

 No.16264

I was killing angels.
Then people in some post-apocalyptic community (they were such a nice guys).
Then I attacked a military base and threw grenades all other it.
I also had cheat-codes on flying.

 No.16417

I dreamed that we were building a house with my mother and a tornado was coming. But the work was very harmonious. We were sharing the work.

 No.16450

I dreamed a guy paid for a girl to cut his penis off

 No.16455

I had a dream that I wrote a zombie horror novel about my workplace. Or I was in that zombie horror, the boundary between fiction and reality was very fluid. Was chewing or shooting my colleagues, depending on different plots.

 No.16471

I had this vivid dream about being in some railway cart and it was going through a large patch of sea, which had giant blocks of marble in it, but the marble-blocks, all towering in the distance were carved with elaborate sculptures, mostly faces. And the entire thing felt so great, I felt my self put my right hand out in front of me in an expressive, position, as if I was making some grandiose speech or channeling energy. And then the cart tumbled under the water and I wasn't sure it was intended or if we were going to drown.

That's where the dream ended. The colours were all very ideal. Sharp, not overly rich. Blues, whites, the cart was red. A cross between the tone of a heroic opera and a vaporwave cover.

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I was on a holiday in Spain and went to a restaurant. The staff wasn't working, but rather sitting around a big table and having a good time. They were all butifel grills and asked me to flamenco dance with them. I declined, thinking my gf wouldn't approve.

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I was hired to compete in a football team, I think that for inexplicable reasons it was the North Korean national team, who was looking for players to perform for them. We were playing some opponent, and I was upset because instead of playing, most people were sitting around at tables on the pitch (don't ask, it doesn't make sense) and were drinking tea and eating cookies, even with their opponents. While I was not afraid of being beheaded by an angry regime, I still felt bad, because we didn't fulfill our end of the contract, and thought that we at least should put in some effort. I woke up before more nonsense happened.

Not sure if there are analogies to my real employment hidden there, I sure hope not.

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I was at a conference sort of thing for people who want to do a PhD. The location closely resembled the house of a dead relative.
I'm looking for jobs currently. Thomas Gottschalk German entertainer, lately in the news for wanting the freedom to be politically incorrect and not be woke asked me to start a PhD at his university instead. I wonder which university he meant, a sort of Haribo (sponsored?) university for all I remember.
A friend of mine was there and she got angry when she saw the fancy car of a lecturer from our department that parked in the driveway. I don't remember what other participants were like or what they were doing.

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>>16631
>Thomas Gottschalk asked me to start a PhD at his university instead. I wonder which university he meant, a sort of Haribo (sponsored?) university for all I remember.
Would enroll, though I have to say that if it existed, I would prefer Milka university.

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>>16632
Maybe I declined because I also am a chocolate boy.

 No.16708

After making off with some treasure I arrived at school early. Like 4 hours or so. I also didn’t have my phone on me. Or the library books I wanted to bring back. I was weighing my options to just go home again or to make do without a phone.

My history teacher was sitting on a bench. I sat down to talk with him. I then woke up.

 No.17001

I was in Portugal as an immigrant from Brazil.
I had go to a medical appointment, the doctor said that I had go easy with coffee, alcohol and fried foods.
After the medical appointment I had go to the southern part of the city, almost got killed by five NS guys but ended up fleeing from them because was time to go inside n order to avoid the volcano ashes.

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>>17001
>the doctor said that I had go easy with coffee, alcohol and fried foods.
Ora poish pá, tens que acalmar com o buber e o cumer.
Good dream.

 No.17041

I was ordering a bunch of food from a currywurst stall, some potato salad and other hearty dishes. Apparently there was some issue since the vendor woman started talking to me, but it was so muffled that I couldn't hear anything. I gesticulated towards my ears and hoped it would get better, but this went on for several minutes and I still couldn't hear anything. That's when I realized that I have earplugs in my ears and woke up.
Pretty strange, I sleep with earplugs almost every day but it's the first time this influenced a dream.

 No.17042

Odd dream where I met one of the EU election candidates and I told her that while I consider her a detestable libtard, I'm glad to have her around as part of the system. We shook hands. Can't remember much else.

 No.17162

I experienced an entire horror film where two neighbouring families had unfortunate things happen to them during 9 days. The father in one of them got turn into a giant slug. He looked like Milei but kept the hair and the sideburns even as a slug and while in massive pain kept saying “Jesus is giving me s trial”.

One family member was a protesting civil servant who wanted a better pay so when they come to take him down he jumps out the window onto the rooftop and dies in a firefight there.
A girl of similar age finds it odd but on the 9th day she ends up fighting on the rooftop for something she believes in.

The mother in the other family is attacked by a mole while tending to turnips. The dream wasn’t limear.

 No.17163

I don't remember the dream, but woke up with clear desire to study French. Must be because I read about impressionists yesterday. As usual, I'll give up on idea after 20-30 hours of practicing, but it's about process, not result.

 No.17214

Dreamed about trying to catch a plane with father and grandfather. We kept walking through this huge airport with lots of niche stores, at some point we had to traverse a small comic book store to come out on the other side. It seemed like there would be enough time initially, but as we kept going on, the place seemed to get bigger as well. I was getting nervous while tryig to navigate us correctly, my dad carried a lot of bags, my grandfather was struggling to keep up the pace.
In the end I woke up when we there was about 30 mins left until the plane's departure, we might've made it or not, if so it would've been a close call.

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Had a dream they closed the local park and turned it into a nudist retreat.

 No.17238

Very weird dream.

Dreamt there was an 18th century preacher who had a smartphone with Wikipedia and used the information to developed a motor car. He nearly ended up being hung on a giant oak tree. Then, people from the future started calling him on the smartphone and instructed him on how to not be hung. After he was save, the callers from the future manipulated and blackmailed him. Several other people received smart phones and started to form a new class of nobility defined by access to information. But they all had calls from manipulators from the future who made demands and blackmailed the smart-phone holders, threatening them with the loss of the smart phone. During the 19th century, smart phones became much more common, but the smart-phone holders still had manipulators from the future.

In a very elaborate and long-winded story, these historic events led to an alternate reality where my friend bought my grandparents home and lived there with his family. When the children were about 7-10, they came under the influence of members of the New Apostolic Church and were inducted into the sect. The ritual involved the lid of a plastic margarine container. The new believers had blow it under water in a canal that ran along a hallway of my grandparents home. God gave their lungs the strength necessary for this feat. My friend and his wife were immensely angry at the apostles, but did not blame me.

About the same time, I got into a relationship with a slightly insane woman. We later married and lived in a small town in Saxony. This town was fighting a long-lasting war of independence with Dresden. The rebels wanted to prevent a merger of the two municipalities.

My wife was a biologist. Her parents were Swabian farmers. She had sought emancipation at the age of 15, so she could go to school in Rottweil, which her parents wouldn't allow. In Saxony, she was fully integrated and became a militant supporter of the independence movement. I did not support the independence movement, so one day, she put a gun to my head and took me hostage. She forced me on an interurban tram and had all the other passengers get off, and she abducted the tram with me as her sole hostage. The first part of the tramway went through a forest, which overgrew ancient terraces, probably from abandoned vinyards. It then went upwards through tunnels and over bridges, through a pine-forest to a very mossy and wet plateau.

My wife did not understand the semaphores, we nearly crashed into another team multiple times. I tried to explain the semaphores to her but she would not listen. This went on until we went even deeper into the woods at a switch. We arrived at a giant switchyard, where my wife started to play Beatles-records. We nearly derailed in the switchyard, but, finally, reached some city, where she set me free and disappeared in the crowd of a tumultuous market place. While I aimlessly wandered along the very crowded old-town streets of this unknown city, I came to the realization that the relationship with my wife was very likely over.

 No.17341

I had a dream that I was on some liberal gathering which my parents also attended. I was saying stupid takes ironically and everyone supported me and applauded.

 No.17428

I was watching top Gear, but it was hosted by Moses Hess and other young Hegelians.

 No.17468

My friend moves to Denmark to Phd (IRL), so I had a dream about this country. It was a very long and saturated dream, but instead of writing it down I dreamed about writing it down, so I forgot most of things.
Rooftops with beautiful views, Santa Claus loicences, Lego stores, small and ancient Armenian church, Russian diaspora consisting of golden kids. I taught foreigners (ladies with big tits, training seals in city channel) pronouncing "Ы".
Very nice country.

What do you think about Denmark?

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>>17468
>What do you think about Denmark?
Just this.

 No.17521 KONTRA

My dreams are quite easy to interpret...
Had a dream where Houellebecq was reciting a pamphlet about how bad, digusting and bleak my relationship was.

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 No.17592

Dreamt I was discussing with my mother whether tax declaration by telex would have been technologically possible in the 50s or 60s. We then speculated how Peter von Siemens (the elder) did his taxes. I guesstimated that his tax advisor would have had to bring in meters of folders each year.

 No.17644

Today I dreamed of the apocalypse at school, only instead of becoming zombies people became crazy. For example, my boss was there, be asked me to cut his skull with a jigsaw and take out his brain. It all started with one school shooter and then spread around. There were also Hitler-Jugend running around with toy guns.

 No.17734

I tried to shazaam a song by a female angelic dream pop voice right in the middle between cool and sad. The text captured what my ex and I felt after seeing each other years later and still being in love. In hindsight it must have been a dream because I held my phone towards a drying rack from where the music ascended :DDD

 No.17755

I had a weird dream which I can't really remember anything about except that someone gave Earth the "deal with it" sunglasses, and everyone could see it.
Which in retrospect means we weren't on Earth all along.

 No.18106

I had a dream where I met my French ex again and started to yell frenetically at her for whatever reason, each time finding a new treason somewhere that was worth yelling even harder. Even though I hated her I was the one following her, I needed her love but found only madness and grief. The dream was quite long and unpleasant.

 No.18107

>>18106
I know that feel. These kinds of dreams make you wake up with a fucked up head and a mood that is hard to change throughout the day.

 No.18108

>>18107
Yes that’s it. Thank god the hormonal shitshow induced by the quarter-final vs. England kinda erased any prior state of mind I could have

 No.18114 KONTRA

I was in the garden with a friend from university and we were squatting by a plantbox and laughing like hell at it because the different plants in it all corresponded to a hanzi/kanji and if you knew this then it’d spell out some domb political slogan in Chinese.
“Oh that? That’s a pepper. That means nothing lol. But check the rest.”
I then put away some trashbags and my mother said she saw a crow and a worm fight. Didn’t know the outcome.

 No.18235

I had a dream about s game where half of it was a platformer like Mario and the other half was a beatemup like Yakuza but with anime girls and I sucked at this part so bad mostly because of the stamina system but it was a shockingly brutal game visually.

 No.18259

Had a dream that I walked in forest near dacha and accidentally roamed into territory of Ukraine. Having shown wonders of deception and cunning, I managed to evade body snatchers and cross checkpoints at Polish border and get into airport where I passed for another person who had grandma in Madrid and had a ticket to this city. After that I tried to contact Portuguese Ernst to ask if he could provide me with a place to live until I find out how to return home.

 No.18261 KONTRA

Two dreams today. One was a Family Guy cutaway gag twice, once translated into Hungarian and I was shocked that my brain could keep the tree parallel puns in Hungarian too like it was astonishing. Don’t remember what the pun was but it was shocking.
The second one was dating on Tinder. I remember I set the criteria for women to be between 18-35.

 No.18262

>>18261
>I remember I set the criteria for women to be between 18-35.
Things that happen when you are 34. Increase the upper boundary by one each year. Lower boundary is fixed.

 No.18401

Odd dream where we were on a bridge with friends. It was a protest and we came armed. One of them said that “I don’t feel like I’m doing anything” and then he just took out his gun and shot a protestor and said “Like whoops, Allah did that” and then he just kep shooting people. When he got to the end of the bridge in all the chaos they thought he was someone who helped reduce the chaos and as they piled up all the tacticool shit from the victims they categorised them based on type and the last one was just oblong black boxes with a foxtail on it and when they threw them into a pile they said “And the anarchists”, referring to that one Trump video that went “The looters, the agitators, the marxist, the anarchists” etc.
They then asked him to be on the team protecting the president during a trip on a cruise ship but he was kind of anxious about it because well, he just perpetrated a mass shooting and what if they find it out in the meantime. Then I woke up.

 No.18506

I had a dream that I was planning on shooting Biden with a revolver. Can’t remember the motivation.

 No.18507

>>18506
Having the most MKULTRA coded dream of all time 2bh.

 No.18601

Had that odd dream again where the plants shriveled up in the garden. Though this time they didn't completely die, the just had to be cut back. The dead branches and leaves were cut off so they can grow again.

 No.18717

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For the first time in weeks, I woke from a dream which was not me at work. I was in the ring talking to Tiffany Stratton.

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>>18717
> Car
> Wrestling
> Overtime work
> Comics
> Stocks
HELL YEAH!

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 No.19006

Had a very deep4me dream the other night. In the dream I went back to my university for some reason and desperately tried to get a place in one of the dorms. They wouldn't let me stay. To make matters worse, my old uni roommate ignored me instead of telling me where he himself was lodged.

I've come to the conclusion that the dream was my subconscious' way of telling me to let go of the past, since attempting to relive the "good old days" would bring nothing but pain and embarrassement.

 No.19104

I had a dream that Javier Milei became mayor of my town and he stopped maintaining and cleaning roads and streets because "that's socialism". As a result streets were covered in a 2 meter high layer of snow and ice and became impassable for pedestrians and vehicles. After that even other libertarians started to hate him.
Luckily, I was able to fly in the dream.

 No.19108 KONTRA

>>19104
>Luckily, I was able to fly in the dream.

I can only assume that is what libertarians expect for themselves to happen once libertarianism is enacted and the streets are covered in snow.

 No.19110

Woke up disoriented and in a bad mood.
And it all started so delightfully weird:

In my dream I was appointed some kind of male nanny/house teacher of some rich english kid. I immediately got along with his dad and bro'd out, and the kid was, besides his posh way of speaking, also nice. I didn't take my job seriously, but the boy didn't mind much and when I offered to play with him, he was happy, so we played for a bit.
I think I also had to take him to school.
Later some unpleasant middle-aged woman came and scolded me and told what I had been doing wrong all the time. It was a bunch of stuff I couldn't have known.
I can't remember more of the first dream, but the second one was about a friend. One of my best friends, or maybe ex-best friends (he didn't invite me to his wedding and I haven't had the courage to ask him why), was telling me he was going to kill himself. So I tried to help him by opening a gas valve in his apartment and starting the oven, so when the apartment is filled with gas it will blow up.
Then as I was leaving the building I realized that this could hurt people not involved, and that I maybe should have been talking to him and trying to talk him out of suiciding, so I went to find a key (because the janitor gave me authority over the house keys or some general key or something) in a race against time to stop the apartment from getting blown up.

Then I woke up. I never learned if I managed to prevent the catastrophe, and the very nature of that dream and its premise left me distraught. Sometimes I have these kinds of dreams, like when the little brother (at that time a teenager) of a friend shot me with a pistol, for no good reason. No idea why my brain is doing this. I'd rather have more sex dreams.

 No.19277

I had a dream that I was in library and there was a board game dedicated to or simulating dialectical materialist logic. On the top it had a transparent box with black and white balls.

 No.19450

I was in Paris and there was a monument to "The skunk of Paris". It was dedicated to clochard couple who died in one day (husband - from poisoning and wife - next day from suicide) but until the end they were nice and tried to help other people despite being in trouble themselves.
Then I "woke up" and checked in Wikipedia whether such monument exists and turned out that yes, it exists.

In another dream Portuguese Ernst told that he is fictionally married to his sister, for the purpose of tax cuts.

 No.19451

>>19450
>In another dream Portuguese Ernst told that he is fictionally married to his sister, for the purpose of tax cuts.
I would expect this from a Sicilian, but not from a Portuguese.

 No.19662

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Today I dreamed of a factory producing Tatars. There is a house with a circular layout of rooms, at first they do something to you, then in the next rooms you communicate with other Tatars and in the last room you are already a Tatar and can eat chak-chak, which is lying there

 No.19663

>>19662
Reminds me that I should continue my Cossacks campaign.

 No.19665

>>19451
>>19450
I'd be more comfortable being married to a man. I think they get tax breaks too. Maybe that's the way word, becoming a big gay man.

 No.19711

Ernst dreamt he was an astronaut. The dream wasn't really much about space itself, but more about being an important guy during mission development on the ground, hanging in the office, talking to people and stuff. It seemed like Ernst enjoyed the attention he was getting everywhere, and jokingly acted like a diva all the time. Also the grills enjoyed hanging with an astronaut. The only thing Ernst can remember that was actually space related was a landing with a capsule, and even that was more about the swag of landing directly at a fancy beach, and the party that followed.

 No.19714

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Had the strangest insanely elaborate dream about trying to go on a trip and meet up with a buddy of mine. There was a whole sub-dream where I was stuck trying to explain to a Polish lady running a b&b that I booked a room, but in the end I realized i made a mistake while booking so I decided to drive to another place.
Then I almost had a car accident because I saw a beautiful woman but she started running so fast so I chased her with my car. It looked like a scene out of some horror movie, like she started shape shifting into some beast under my headlights. Then I woke up with polish peasants screaming at me because I run one of them over but it turned out I hadn't, he had already drunk himself to death.
Then I was on a day trip to a midsized German city which seemed like a mix of Hamburg and a some different city. Was there with my mom and brother and we did a bunch of different activities. In the end I jumped off a bridge and flew over the river, it was beautiful azure blue like the ocean and then I met my buddy who was swimming in there already.
It kept on going with another whole episode where I was working in some sort of computer room analyzing pictures but I don't really recall how it continued. Pretty sure it's been the first dream I remembered anything about in months.

 No.19730

I had a dream the hard drive on my desktop was failing. It made a grinding noise as it spun. I looked around the house for an external drive to transfer data before it died but couldn't find one.

 No.19989

I had a dream that I was going to university and work but there was a flood so the trams were going very slow through the shallow water. I lamented how with the previous flood-wave having passed, nobody was constructing defenses this time, letting the water run amok in the city.
In the metro tunnels a kid got sucked up by a fan. He had a leg torn off. Everything was brown.
Work was right across university. I Wanted to go to university but the torrents of water flowing between the two place meant that I could only go to work, where they were rearranging stuff. I then looked out the window and saw one of my professors sitting on a foldable chair right besides the water. I went out and asked him what he was doing and he was waiting for the water to pass. I then noticed that the water was shallow now and not as fierce, so I could cross into university.

 No.20055

I was in China with Hungarian Ernst, in some big apartment. There was a movement called Xi-Anon, it's like Q-anon, but they search for hidden messages in Xi Jinping's books.

 No.20063

>>20055
这个梦被真的中国爱国者查事实了。
结论: 是真的。

 No.20164

In today's dream goblins evolved to have balls on their neck, so they reproduced with cunnilingus.

 No.20204

Nightmare in which I moved back into the student dorm where I lived in 2008-2011. IRL, it was 4 bedrooms with a shared kitchen/bathroom in a 13-story early 1990s building. But in my dream, the layout very much resembled my current flat, while the location, view, flooring, etc. was like it had actually been.

I dreamt I shared it with an anorexic girl I knew from highschool. Her contract had long been cancelled by the student Union, but we just picked the lock to her room and she simply stayed.

I tried to clean the place because it was a total dump, and she wasn't much help, because aber was starving and depressed.

In reality, I never roomed with her, and by the late 00s, she had gotten her act so 'together', only a fool would actually believe it.

When I got close to waking up, I was convinced it was actually 2017 and tried to do the math of why I hadn't been in my room for 6 years, if anyone had lived there in between, or if it had just been empty for 6 years, and where I had lived during those 6 years.

 No.20205 KONTRA

Nightmare in which I went to a wedding reception. For dream reasons, I booked a room in the hotel where the wedding was supposed to be held. At the reception, they told me to go and sit a table in chair number 31. I did it, and was soo surrounded by black Rastafarian men. The news of the day was that Muslim homosexual fundamentalists had burned church goers alive inside their church. We found out that it had actually been the Westnoro Baptist Church, by comparing photos on Facebook, which was amusing. The table then shrank, and I had to get up. Accidentally, I ran into the actual wedding guests, who were just getting up to leave. We then walked somewhere, I have no idea where or why. Some guy complimented me on my shirt. It was declared we had to drive somewhere, for reasons. I discussed ride-sharing with a couple, when I noticed that I had put on my shirt inside out. The woman offered to ride along in my car, so I could put on the shirt the right way, which seemed sensible enough at the time. But I had completely forgotten where my car was. We figured out that it had to be in a parking lot close to a cigarette vending machine. But I just could not remember. And this is how I lost my car.

 No.20209

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Only snippet of my last dream I can remember is that we went into a church with my family and I had an open can of sandwich spread in my hand and I was anxious where to put it but I opted to put it on the footrest. I just hoped I don’t leave it there on accident.

 No.20215

Dreamed I was bringing stray cats into my house, and they were harassing the cat I actually have. And each new stray was bigger than the last.

 No.20305

I dreamed of a Top Gear episode where they went to Germany and found a machine making Weisswurst the funniest thing ever.
I woke up laughing.

 No.20332

Several times the last weeks I dreamed that I was part of sports teams, entering a contest in which our team was expected to win. But I secretly knew that, despite having the reputation of being a star player, I didn't have the ability (any longer?) to compete, being slow and clumsy. The games never happened, but I remember the impression of warming up, and already being outpaced by everyone else, and the realization that humiliation would be inevitable.

>>20305
>and found a machine making Weisswurst
This can be read both ways: A machine that is making Weisswurst, or a Weisswurst that is making machines. For the sake of surrealism, I vote for the latter.

 No.20351

Had this odd dream that this old lady my mother used to care for was still alive and having a heart attack. Of course I diagnosed it and then I had to call the ambulance. Which didn’t come. It was odd. Instead I saw 6 American-style cop cars race down the street before I called again and the ambulance turned up, only to find the old lady being fine.

There was also something about public transportation and bridges in the previous segment but I really can’t remember it.

 No.20354

Woke up from a nightmare where me and some friends wanted to prank some fishermen by putting sushi on their lines but they didn't think it was funny and just started catching my friends and methodically and unperturbedly carving them up with their knives.
Second dream was about that girl I haven't seen in over a year where I kissed her and said I'm sorry (for what?).
What watching a horror film with a romance subplot when you're feverish does to a mf. Not sure which dream was worse.

 No.20437

Dreamed that we just got home with my mother and sister and we got the US election results by looking at the water level in the pool. The water was overflowing. We turned off the garden hose and I said that this means a Trump victory. We checked the water level with my sister, measuring it and we declared that “This was basically rape, he fucking raped her he won so fucking hard dude.”

 No.20533

Had a very weird dream, and very disturbing.
First I was in Spain or somesuch where I wanted to sleep at an inn. I had to climb through a window.
Then it was dinner with parents, but for some reason the food took very long for some while others were already finished.
Then I went to my room and unpacked a gift. It was a blanket with a happy birthday greeting and an explanation about the gift, which was special badges that I needed in spanish winter as a foreigner, and it was in english.
Then I went to attach the badges to my car. It was very snowy, the road was covered. A long WW1-style bayonet was just put into the ground, so I pulled it out and put it under my car to retrieve it later. I also had to change tires or something, though it was only the rubber part and I managed to get them all in the trunk WITH ROOM TO SPARE. Then I laid down next to the car, in the snow, to sleep, but was disturbed by a man taking pictures of me with his phone.
Next I remember I was kidnapped, or got there on my own, in some kind of castle/dungeon. I was part of a group that was apparently torturing and was tortured (the woman giving the introductory speech was saying something like "let's all have fun now") with all kinds of nasty stuff. I remember a woman being suspended over a hot cauldron and her skin "melting" so her upper body was kind of fused together.
I can't remember more because I think that was the moment my alarm went off. I hate these kind of dreams, I want to dream about flying and travelling through space, not this shit.

 No.20815

Getting cockblocked even in my dreams, Ernst-Style:

I was at some event that took place in something like a congress center or airport or mall - multiple levels with escalators, that were connected to something like resort rooms, you know, bungalows with nice gardens.
I was there with colleagues, but not current ones, but former ones, one of which is a rather attractive, tall blonde. She was wearing a sundress, one of my biggest weaknesses.
Anyway, we were strolling around this event and she and I were very close together; the sexual tension was palpable. At one point we stood there and were talking and I was inconspicuously grabbing her ass. She suggested we go somewhere else, so we went. She ran away, in flipflops and I could barely keep track because mine were rather slippery, so I was running like Jackie Chan.
We then arrived at the rooms, but at the roof, so we had to climb down a bunch of rocks on the side of the complex.
Inside her room I was starting to take off my sweaty clothes. I went over to her to kiss her when her friends, or at least a group of women that appeared like such, burst in and wanted to talk, but they seem to have noticed that something was going on. I excused myself to the bathroom while she was trying to get rid of them.
To my surprise the bathroom and kitchen were one single room. The shower (a big one) was on the right side of the door, while a bigger part of the room opened to the left with a dinner table and an entire cooking/dishwashing alcove with about a meter away a toilet. I sat on the toilet because I am a polite guest when a boy came in whom I identified as her little brother. He started talking to me, saying something about eating, and then another guy came in.
And before I could solve this and fugg I woke up.

 No.20862

Nightmare.
My cousin and I were on some university campus, close to where the university related start-ups had their offices. He had some convoluted plan on how to prank a priest, and he would need an Ukrainian phone number for it, he wanted me to set up a voip-system with an Ukrainian phone number to route calls through it. Somehow, this was also a business idea. I didn't quite get it, he calmly explained to me that, in 2002, he had paid a guy outside a soccer game 1500€ for something related to someone's browsing history, as if that would explain anything.

I was then trying to eat in the university cafeteria.
First, I waited to get some cutlery, but everything they brought out was dirty. The cafeteria was buffet-style, and they printed a label with some numbers and matrix code for every item of food that went onto your tablet. Tried to do it right, but there were no soup cups. I had already been waiting for a spoon that was not green with spinach from someones mouth for half an hour, so I put a small amount of soup on a plate, received the label, stuck it on the edge of the plate. Some soup got on the label.

I was already walking to a table and wanted to sit down and eat, then I remembered I would have to pay. Found the checkout in some niche, stood in line for a few minutes. A middle-aged blonde Austrian woman with a giant curly perm and red lipstick straight from hell was sitting at the checkout counter. When it was my turn, she told me. 'Dös kauni enk nöd berechnen, bringens zum auszolln'. Me 'what. ' 'dös kauni enk nöd berechnen, do is suppen auf dem preispapperl, außerdem is dös a dellar. Bringens zum auszolln.' I asked her where I should bring it and she told me 'ZUR AUSZOLL-LINIE'. I asked her what would be payed out (ausbezahlt), she told me 'ausZOLLN, nöd ausZOIN' (to toll-out, not to pay out. The word 'auszollen' does not even exist, afaik). She angrily pointed to a conveyer belt. I put my tablet there and watched it disappear. I woke up while yelling 'tariffs, goddammit, we are at a cafeteria, not at a customs office'. (I actually yelled 'auszolla, herrgotsack, mir sand enra mensa, ed aufam zollamt.')

still confused on why the impolite Austrian woman would ihrz me. Maybe she mistook me for some professor, because of my advanced age.



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