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Today Ernst 02.04.25 06:57:39 No.23236 [Reply]

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Poe edition

Old thread >>22649

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Ernst 03.04.25 21:39:02 No.23264

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>>23262
did you know that fascism is both a genetic AND environmental phenomenon?
it's why it's so persistent and bothersome across the centuries. despite being seemingly defeated again and again, it re-emerges.
but when the third world rises up and seizes power in the World Proletarian Revolution, we will sterilize every German, baltoid and hungarian, nuke central Europe, and salt the earth.
it's the only way to be sure

some of you will be spared to act as entertainment in the open air zoos that Europe will be turned into: europeoid monkeys hooting and hollering and climbing on castles and chapels and gothic cathedrals (their natural habitat), as hordes of Chinese tourists throw peanuts at your dirt-covered children.

And God will smile upon the world

Ernst 03.04.25 21:41:28 No.23265 KONTRA

>>23261
>>23262
>>23263
Your life on capitalism. Clean your rooms

Ernst 03.04.25 21:44:37 No.23266

>>23265
>>23265
My room is really clean! I love clean my room, clean the house...
I wish I could live a peaceful life somewhere far beyond from Brazil. Life here is getting so bad that I can't drink coffee anymore because is absurdly expensive.

Ernst 04.04.25 00:35:54 No.23267

>>23266
Sad. Every working man deserves coffee. It's one of the few pleasures we are permitted. Stay with your college classes as long as you can manage. At least that gives some hope.

Finances Ernst 14.02.23 20:28:59 No.6 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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How is Ernst saving his money?
This Ernst is currently just throwing everything he can put to the side in index funds.

DAX, S&P and MSCI World to be precise.

If i would actually have a lot of money to invest i could've made a lot of money that way in the last 3 month. Too bad.

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Ernst 02.04.25 18:15:36 No.23246

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Must. Not. Buy. Pootz. For liberation day.

Market is crazy right now, feels like it's being played like a fiddle.
Great opportunity but due to all that put buying pressure it can equally shoot in the wrong direction before correcting if tariffs wrecks the world trade.

My short position is to count on further and farther decline of indices and a loss of USD value while staying in... Euros.
Macabre if I would timetravel back a year and to warn myself.

Ernst 02.04.25 19:58:18 No.23248

Saving money is easy. Just diversify them and don't do impulsive gambling ("trading").

Raising money is a more important issue. It helps to be competent at your job but there is much more than that. How are you careermaxing, Ernst?

Ernst 02.04.25 21:30:05 No.23249

>>23248
>How are you careermaxing, Ernst?
I put my head down a few years ago and started grinding hours and overtime. I do very little outside of work, and only make necessary purchases. It's a simple plan which has provided me sufficient funds to invest gamble.

>>23246
SPY down 2.5% after hours since Trump started talking. That's...not so bad, right?

Like you, I expect further decline. It's not a crash, but a slow bleed.

Ernst 03.04.25 03:58:19 No.23250

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Happy Liberation Day!
A day that most likely will go down in history as the start of the next worldwide financial crisis.

>>23249
Should have bought pootz, but it's just like the Mar a Lago Accord dictates.
Euro gaining nice in value against the Dollar.
Thai Baht also back to 37.5:1, which will sweeten my next holiday with some extra monies.

Now we wait for the announcements of counter tariffs around the globe and the forming of new trade blocks.
EU probably going to draw the Trump card of digital service tariffs.
Ironically it was the WTO that banned tariffs on "electronic emissions" including services and digital goods, the same WTO that Trump stopped to pay their share.

Videogames Ernst 17.07.24 11:08:49 No.18298 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old thread Systemkontra'd >>4573

Insert coin to play post.

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Ernst 30.03.25 06:39:52 No.23194

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Vox populi vox dei.
15k overwhelming positive reviews after 2-3 days since release and having it heavily marketed at me by Steam had me bite the bait.

Started out as a small time weed dealer that had his trailer blown up to finally stepping up and at least automate the weed production.
Mixing elite blends and packing is still done by myself in my old flat, as I have to do logistics between dealers and suppliers anyway.
Having a heavy oversupply right now, so I finna need to acquire the downtown dealer to expand my operation.
Free Green Crack for every new customer, yay!

Gameplaywise it's just a loop of different minigames to operate the machines and growing setups combined with said logistics what you need when and where.
But I caught myself more then one time that I actually wanted to quit the game while thinking just packaging this batch... mix those further... ah shit another hour gone.
Quite impressive for a one developer game as I heard, that Tyler hit it big with this, congratulations.
Also one of those games that would profit heavily if it gets modding support while still riding the wave of high expostion.

Ernst 30.03.25 12:29:36 No.23195

Finished Deus Ex.
Chose the Illuminati ending honestly only because it seemed the quickest one.
Honestly, I found the game tended to drag on a bit. Some of the areas could have been smaller, I found that half of my augs were useless (like that rocket bouncer shield or vision enhancement) and that I had been carrying a plasma rifle AND a gep launcher basically for nothing, as LEMs were enough to deal with all the bosses. I wouldn't know how to survive any other way with the setup.
But ok, all of that can be amounted to a first time blind playthrough.
I think there will be more playthroughs, but I remembered why I don't like the Unreal Engine, no matter which one.

>>23095
I think I did it, was it the helipad bomb that you posted the dialog file of?
Because I found that rather obvious and not hard to miss, as there was very obviously something afoul. I mean the dead boy you stumble upon right when entering the helipad. Although at this point I should probably note that I played with the Transcended mod, maybe that one added that piece.

Yeah so all in all I can understand how this blew people's minds back then and I am fairly sure that had I played it 25 years ago I would love it as much as e.g. VtmB. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.

ENA: Dream BBQ Ernst 02.04.25 10:25:19 No.23238

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I thought this game costed money but it’s apparently free so I jumped into it because I really, really liked the animations when they dropped originally.

It’s a cross between a point and click game, LSD Dream Emulator and the CD-I Zelda games essentially.
The aesthetic is not really close to the web animations in the sense that most of the time it doesn’t really look like “old DOS adventure game with cryptic logic”. Feels a bit more early 2000s than mid 90s. As I said, it’s mostly going for that LSD Dream Emulator look. I wonder if on lower graphical settings it’d be different though…

I wandered around a lot I felt like, but I’ve been told my a friend that I missed like half the content. Honestly the whole game has an eerie vibe to it most of the time that makes me feel uneasy to explore the caves and buildings.
Honestly that makes me so mad I feel like I got bested at a fucking walking simulator.

It’s not that I didn’t explore at all, I just probably didn’t explore in the right places because a lot of time the exploration I did just put me back at spawn for being out of bounds or landing me in empty places.

So it’s very good and definitely warrants a second playthrough. Especially because if you don’t do/find the side stuff then you will be done with it in like two hours.
(And I’m so mad that I didn’t find the secret rooms and scenes and stuff. I feel like I failed.)

Ernst 02.04.25 18:04:04 No.23245

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The game offensively tries to sell me slop.

Anyway, witness my elite blend RNG name, "Miracle Slime".
Energy drinks, bananas, donuts and viagra does that to my raws, wish I could have sex on that stuff.
Also, the mothership, orbiting the production station to haul some stuff back to HQ.
Did some early tests with the more controversial stuff and mixed low tier crack into something called "Big Thunderfuck".

Also playing Dredge, nice fishing game so far.

>>23195
Yeah, the helipad one.
When I played it as a teen I missed it, as I found the "odd mechanic" and took him out, missed the corpse and that you have to walk back to the Iluminati leader to explain stuff before the "OMG JC A BOMB!" triggers.
No issue if you do the mechanic before you walk in obviously.

>>23238
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Cinema and TV threda Ernst 14.11.24 14:49:20 No.20553 [Reply]

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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.

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Ernst 02.04.25 00:53:51 No.23232 KONTRA

>>23223
I live with my time

Ernst 02.04.25 06:49:32 No.23235

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>>23232
So you're saying you're, as the kids today say, an NPC?
Vanilla Ice doesn't dig.

Ernst 02.04.25 08:08:03 No.23237 KONTRA

>>23235
I’d care if vanilla Ice wasn’t gay and made proleslop

Ernst 02.04.25 12:52:29 No.23244

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>>23237
>Hating on Rob van Winkle
Dude, not cool.

News and politics thread Ernst 09.02.25 11:17:05 No.22301 [Reply]

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Spirit Cooking Edward Snowden PRISM USAID Genocide in Gaza Bohemian Grove Cremation of care Murder of Seth Rich Operation Northwoods Dancing Israelis 4th Psychological Operations Group Pfizer vaccine side effects myocardite Jeffrey Epstein's list

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Ernst 30.03.25 06:31:23 No.23193

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>>23183
My educated guess would be 10-15 years.
There would already be a lot more possible then what is made, but those companies probably lack capital for more R&D.
Hard to sell a primitive AI bot for 100k, at this price you can get a real gf anyway.

Just wait until big corps have standard solutions for joints/actuators/manipulators/frame on the market and the whole effort is just to design a sexy model around the skeleton.
Then Chinese doll makers will probably latch on and they know their trade to pour TPE into sexy & cute shapes.

Ernst 31.03.25 20:27:16 No.23218

Greenland is Harry Porter. Denmark is Dursleys. United States is Hogwarts, and US army is Hagrid.
Now you get it?

Ernst 01.04.25 01:35:39 No.23220

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>>23218

Ernst 02.04.25 12:08:12 No.23243

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>Please believe us real people love the russian government it's only the russian bot's fault that everyone is against us on X!
>t. german government tv, paid for by taxes that may not be called taxes for legal reasons.

Today Ernst 27.02.25 23:54:27 No.22649 SYSTEMKONTRA [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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>>22028

I congratulate the winner who won that race in the last moments of the old thread. Here's to you, Ernst!

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Ernst 01.04.25 23:41:14 No.23231

>>23229
I woke up at 12pm and it's nearly 8pm now. I wasted nearly the entire day.

Ernst 02.04.25 05:24:26 No.23233

>>23225
> Fremdgänger
You can write that on an MB Sprinter, 7m version. But on a normal car, you would need to make do with Frmdgng., otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fit the broken heart.

Ernst 02.04.25 06:48:19 No.23234

>>23228
Berlin or Hamburg?

>>23233
If you don't apply the paint with a fire hose, you could easily fit "Fremdgänger" even on a Smart, if you're smart (heehee) about it, and then the broken heart underneath, or on the hood.
Also, when vandalizing cars, the windows are free, too.

t. car vandalizing pro

Ernst 02.04.25 11:12:23 No.23239

>>23229
>How do you have the discipline/self-control necessary to task switch from work to playing videogames/relaxing/internet surfing?
Easiest way to stop one task is to start another. Regardless of how focused or into it you feel, if you are physically in the act of working/playing/sufing your mind should follow. Easier said than done. I know.

Jokes thread Ernst 16.08.23 22:33:37 No.6275 [Reply]

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I accidentally deleted previous thread (see /meta/).

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Ernst 17.03.25 23:02:31 No.22953 KONTRA

>>22950
Read the joke, it does not makes Sense when reading it tbh because it's
>I said:"jeez ..." (2x)

You cannot convey any echo this way but simple wrote up something that contradicts itself logically. It's not a good joke that written like that.

Ernst 18.03.25 20:54:57 No.22964

>>22953
You're one ugly motherfucker

Ernst 31.03.25 14:34:58 No.23206

A man goes to a fortune teller, they tell the man that in about 18 years, his heart will get broken.

Hearing this forecast left the man very sad.
To cheer himself up, he got himself a kitten right away.

Ernst 31.03.25 14:44:18 No.23207

>>23206
I chuckled.
Plot twist: He called the kitten Pluto.

Dream Thread Ernst 06.12.24 10:13:39 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899

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Ernst 29.03.25 07:28:34 No.23167 KONTRA

>>23081
> Look at me im so integillent
> I know about computers and stuff (bigger numbers are better)
> I know Apple bad because I am an arrogant little computer shit

Ernst 30.03.25 14:21:33 No.23197

I was at work. Doing normal work things. Had a vague sense that something wasn't right. I shouldn't be there. Said to myself Screw this, I'm leaving and immediately woke up.

Ernst 30.03.25 17:35:05 No.23198

>>23197
>Dreaming about work
>on Sunday
Man, that's rough.

Ernst 31.03.25 09:34:05 No.23203

Had a dream about flesh, death and decomposition, very metal.
Then I dreamed I was doing stand up at an open mic and forgot all my routine.

Tiktok thread Ernst 28.01.24 05:53:43 No.12871 [Reply]

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Burning our brain cells, destroying our attention span.
YouTube shorts are welcome as well

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Ernst 13.11.24 13:34:23 No.20543

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2RBwUUzZD-A
Great channel

Ernst 30.03.25 14:10:57 No.23196

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Radio Thread or: Where the Album Stream is announced Ernst 08.03.25 16:01:10 No.22761 [Reply]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. Reachable at: radio.ernstchan.top

You can stream music or movies yourself. Here's how to https://ernstchan.top/howto.html

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The Weekly Album Stream Ernst 22.03.25 16:06:25 No.23017

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This weeks winner is "The Baboon Show - God Bless You All"
Good Album.

Next weeks poll:
https://poll.fm/15227130

Like always we start at 18:00CET, which is in 50 minutes from now.

The Weakly Album Stream Ernst 29.03.25 15:55:39 No.23174

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Hello, yes, I totally am the original Weekly Album Stream streamer. Today, we listen to Foyer des Arts - Die Unfähigkeit zu Frühstücken.

Good album.

The album was released in 1986, a few years after the Neue Deutsche Welle fell out of fashion. It was finished earlier thouch, but Foyer des Arts couldn't release it, because their label said it was too experimental or something, but their contract said they couldn't release it anywhere else, so as soon as their contract expired, they released it on some indie label. But it was way too late, since the NDW movement by then was long dead, buried by a flood of low quality imitators - lots of them way more popular today than Foyer des Arts. If I was in their shoes, I'd be really butthurt about this.

Album starts at 17:00UTC, pre-stream starts now-ish.

Ernst 29.03.25 17:02:12 No.23178

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Starting now.

Ernst 29.03.25 19:19:18 No.23185

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00s Hip-Hop now Also known as best Hip-Hop

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