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 No.21145 [Reply]

Suffering is unimaginable. What is prostitution like in your cunt tree? In mine it's horribly illegal except in Nevada for I'm sure bullshit evil reasons. But strip clubs are everywhere as well as sex shops.
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 No.23747

>>23737
>Fatalmodel
Pretty dark name for a whore portal, I wonder why they took this name. Or is that a pun I don't get?

>>23727
>I thought about escort-service (visit at home)
Is that a common service? I always thought that whores are reluctant to visit clients at their home. 90€ per hour is also cheaper than expected.

 No.23748

>>23747
Well, how I said in Berlin it's a thing and there are many whores which offer this on sites like berlin-intim and others and there are many escort agencys too.

>90 €

I checked up the actual prices. They changed it to 130 € per hour tho

 No.23750

>>23737
There is a somewhat equal service in Germany
https://huren-test-forum.lusthaus.cc/
A pretty active forum where users rate whores they visit, call out scam/bad service/fake photos/etc. Sometimes the whores themself comment threads where they get bad reviews and act buttmad. Much entertainment

 No.23761

>>23750
There are some men posting on these forums who are downright evil and I think they should be put to sleep for the sake of humanity



 No.23236 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Poe edition

Old thread >>22649
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 No.23753

>>23752
That's because you don't have King Charles. Have you considered living in feudalism?

 No.23755 KONTRA

Put up a German documentary by Arte.tv on the 25th of April in hopes of explaining to my gf what this holiday means. Half of the documentary was about some anti-racism activist from Porto and it ended with her giving a tour of her city and explaining that a church was named after a saint who was a black woman (St. Catherine of Alexandria).
I wish death upon the entirety of the German people. Have a happy weekend.

 No.23760

>>23755
That's what this holiday actually is about. The key thing here are not past historical events and dead white males of 1970-s, but the spirit of the day, the meaning of it, the progressive values it celebrates. The anti-racist activist embodies them and keeps them alive today.
Listen and learn.

 No.23762 KONTRA

Worked on book stuff. Every time my mood gets better my father makes it worse with his retardation.



 No.20553 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old one rotted away >>821

Threda for discussing or just sharing your impressions of movies, TV shows, cartoons and the like.
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 No.23331

>>23317
Those are the worst kinds!

 No.23702

Memoir of a Snail: sad and kind Australian cartoon about psychological defenses, LGBT rights, religious fanaticism, exploitation of child labour.
(I liked it)

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron: it's about American Freedom, and how American people, horses and eagles appreciate it among STUNNING NATURE OF OUR LAND. Unusual and extremely good visuals, especially for 2002. Made by real professionals, very high IQ, FANTASTIC PATRIOTS.
(lovely children cartoon)

Easy Rider: yyyyeeeeeaaahhh ROOOOCCCCKKK. Democracy is in danger! While we ride bikes, take drugs and have careless sex, hippies are dying from hunger, human rights activists drink themselves to death, and racist rednecks are trying to restore slavery! What has happened to our America? Let's defend democracy together.
(fine movie, better watch a bit drunk)

Breakfast at Tiffany's: maybe I'm too bigoted, but I failed to take love story of gigolo and escort model seriously. Watched it rather as a comedy.
(It's OK)

 No.23754

>>23702
>Watched it rather as a comedy.
It IS a comedy, fool! I don't even know if Blake Edwards ever did sonething else.
The book does not have a happy end, btw.

 No.23758

>>23754
If it's supposed to be a comedy, why doesn't it even have laughter track?



 No.18298 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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Old thread Systemkontra'd >>4573

Insert coin to play post.
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 No.23728

>>23725
>local celebrities
Not really, but there are more important rules: You can open any thread you want, and if it is not a today thread, everyone will say "shit thread go back to cabbage reeee". If it is a today thread, you will instead get bugged by german Ernsts:
>noooo I wanted to open the today thread reeeee
Followed by endless bickering:
>Are you the Ernst that always complains about the Ernst that opens the today thread?
>Are you the Ernst that always complains about the Ernst that always complains about the Ernst that opens the today thread?
>The old thread is still too far up on page 1.
>But the old thread is on Systemkontra
>Are you the Ernst who said this?
>Are you the Ernst who said that?
>reeeeeeee

 No.23732

>>23728
sounds schizo, im in!

 No.23746

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Might have overdone it with them biter slider, they're everywhere and plentiful.
Thank Kali that AAI comes to the rescue, a full Gatling cavalry detachment is at hand.

But biter evolution will only ever tick up with every destroyed nest.
Probably time to go more solar & flamer quickly, remembering behemoth biters of the last iteration.

 No.23751

>>23746
Before I saw the 4th picture I clicked on the first and thought "huh that doesn't look like a Factorio vehicle" lol.

Also, since you seem to know more than me: Is there a way of setting a minimum amount of stuff to send back from a platform so there isn't a rocket going off for every 20 or so science? Or doesn't it matter because it costs nothing? I seem to have missed any explanation of how that shit works in the Factoripedia.



 No.21043 [Reply]

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Dream Thread continued.
Last one: >>899
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 No.23304 KONTRA

>>23294
What you are doing wrong is that you are not banging her. Should be easy, as she's dating an insecure fagot.

 No.23307 KONTRA

>>23304
It’s the one who confuse her boyfriend’s name with my name btw lol

 No.23474

I was in a meeting at work and there was food laid out on a table. A number of single-serving meals in Styrofoam serving containers. From some fast-food place. I asked who it was for, and the boss said:
mumble...mmmumble mumble.
Couldn't make out a single word. But he smiled as though I should have. Trying to figure out if I should take a meal, without acknowledging that I did not understand him, I started hinting:
So..I should just..
While moving towards the food. Boss smiled, but I still didn't know if I was supposed to take some or not. The stalemate ended with my waking. Thank God. It was getting really awkward.

 No.23745

In dream my mom insisted that I go on vacation to Albania. It's very in her style - to come up with some controversial idea and then push it on me like something obvious. More unpleasant thing was that gf agreed with mom when I told her.

Have you been to Albania btw? They have connection to the sea but I've never heard about tourism there, while I know that Montenegro is popular among Russians and Croatia - among LOBSTER RED German tourists.



 No.23489 [Reply]

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Oi! Ernst! Yes, I'm talking to YOU!

Soon it's Easter, and since except Brick everyone is having a holiday, it means that you have a bit of time on your hand, don't you? Btw, Brick is invited too, of course.
But that means that we will do a little something for the Ernstchannel; you won't spend your entire day with your family anywa- STOP LYING!

That's why all Ernsts, serious posters and especially low-laying lurkers are invited to make banners. It's easy:

Format 300x100, jpg, png or gif

Ernstchan can always need banners and original content and that's why it needs YOU!
Make a banner, post it here and make Ernstchan a colorful and diverse place!

One banner for each day of the year!
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 No.23697

>>23696
ottochan fits more, i just drew my frens oc also named otto, what a coincidence

 No.23699

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>>23697
You drew that? Pretty nice. Reminds me that we used to have a drawing/art thread years ago. Not that I could contribute anything, but that was a nice thread.

 No.23711

>>23699
yeah that was me who drew it, thanks!
>art thread
can we have another one? according to banners i saw a talanted artists who contributed to EC, so maybe we can find more hidden gems :D

 No.23733

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>>23711
>art thread
Somebody should make one. I would happily post low effort Ernstwurfs. My bread and butter. Brick usually did the OP with reference links and such, which I am too lazy to replicate. Also, I know I have a bigger version of this pic somewhere. My files are a mess.



 No.19406 [Reply]

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Let’s continue!
Previous: >>7
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 No.22792

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Epic of Gilgamesh
Powerful poetry, especially the parts about HOES, like Gilgamesh rejecting Ishtar or Enkidu cursing Shamhat but later blessing her.
I read an edition based on one prime version where some of the missing parts were borrowed from other versions.

Also read Sumerian myths, by Yulia Chmelenko. A short popsci book, quite interesting.

 No.22987

>>22759
What did you think of it? I read his previous book Schizoid Man - was kind of an enjoyable Gen Z smorgasbrod of Bret Easton Ellis/Houellebcq/Palanhiuk in the beginning but in the second half the plot got kinda lost and the initially comeplling style got repetitive. Left me with an emptiness and regret much like just having binged a fast food meal, so I'm hesitant to read more.

 No.23060

>>22987
>I read his previous book Schizoid Man - was kind of an enjoyable Gen Z smorgasbrod of Bret Easton Ellis/Houellebcq/Palanhiuk in the beginning but in the second half the plot got kinda lost and the initially comeplling style got repetitive.
Interesting you say this. On this neonazi literature podcast one guy was complaining that it was boring at the beginning but got very good in the second half.
Anyway, Heil Hyperpop is very close to Schizoid Man (and very short), it has some good ideas and builds traction but it lost me a little on the last pages but I'd recommend it. I think the follow up novel will bring a shift in topic tho, I can see it working a third time but that's the peak, afterwards it would get old.

 No.23701

I've been nabokovmaxxing recently. Did read "Luzhin's defense", then "The gift". Former is OK, good depiction of aspie's life and mind. Latter is epic, it's a book about writing books (according to wikipedia, metafiction), Russian history and literature and as always - emigration. Also watched movie "Despair"(1978) based on his novel. Can't say that I liked it much (just moderately), but became very interested in what's in the original.

Then, inspired by certain Ernstchan's thread I read "The gambler". Very enthralling, couldn't stop reading until the end, but after Nabokov who can spend multiple pages on describing characters and background, here I felt like characters are low-poly 3D models acting on an empty scene. Despite poor graphics, plot and physics were great :D . Well, "The gambler" imitates a diary written by one of the characters, so it's supposed to be like that. I wonder how it's like with other Dostoevsky's books, haven't read them since high school until this point.

Now I'm thinking of reading something simple in English, like Douglas Coupland's "Microserfs". Or one of other edgy books which I liked as a teenager. There was a special series of them, all in orange covers: Hunter Thompson, Burroughs, Chuck Palahniuk.



 No.22301 [Reply]

Spirit Cooking Edward Snowden PRISM USAID Genocide in Gaza Bohemian Grove Cremation of care Murder of Seth Rich Operation Northwoods Dancing Israelis 4th Psychological Operations Group Pfizer vaccine side effects myocardite Jeffrey Epstein's list
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 No.23546 KONTRA

I Fotzen-Fritz goes ahead and delivers cruise missiles to the ukrops. Then, Germany will be at war with Russia. This is the reality-check the SPCDU-voters need. Russia now gets weapons from China, America is done with bitchy arrogant weak pooreopeans, this means the pathetic like EU, will become history within months, same goes for the American puppet government if the federal Republic in Germany!

Deutschland verrecke!

 No.23552

There are rumors of the US requesting the UK to end all support of Ukraine, but the UK refused.

This angers me. Who do the English think they are? What can they do when the US decides to bike them, with their very few SLBMs? They can be destroyed easily, still, they act defy orders. There needs to be a punishment for such impunity or other weak shit hole countries will act up even more. The US needs to show strength to Europeons shit holes!

Also love that the US is now allied with Russia! To strong countries with good values allies against the horde weak, gay, little peassant-countries! The days when three weak would be allowed to cheat the strong are over! And shit hole countries like Germany need to learn, it they will get punished & destroyed! Smash the EU!

Also love how the USA now deposits criminals, more countries should do this. Of course, liberals are whining. Why? Is it because they themselves are afraid of being deported?

Also, why can't liberals accept election results? They always whine about democracy this and democracy that, but when they don't like what people vote for, they start lawfare. They are hypocrites who don't give a shot about democracy. What they do now in America is an insurrection. So give them a reason to hitch and whine! Deputy them to the camps, along with all the spics!

Weed out all the undesirable vermin, destroy all of them.

 No.23634

I think Pope Francis died from Cringe after meeting J.D. Vance.

 No.23653

>>23634
After Benedict, I worried we would see a new tradition of retiring popes, but Francis met his obligations until the very end. RIP.



 No.22761 [Reply]

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This is the Radio Ernstiwan-thread. Reachable at: radio.ernstchan.top


You can stream music or movies yourself. Here's how to https://ernstchan.top/howto.html
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 No.23433

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Streaming music from popular Anime series...

 No.23500

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Oddly specific, but why not? Streaming songs from 1985.

Bowling for Soup - 1985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI

 No.23581

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This weeks winner is "Left Lane Cruiser - Bring Yo' Ass To The Table."
Good album.

To appropriately celebrate the Easter weekend, today's update is all about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.


The Dad Horse Experience - Too Close to Heaven (2008)

The Dad Horse Experience, a solo project until 2019 and later a full-fledged band, is led by Dad Horse Ottn from Bremen. The genre is described as "basement gospel."
We already had an album by Dad Horse on Stream some time ago.

Good album.
Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM2kdyilcew


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 No.23619

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Audio ShitpOSTERing incoming. It means ShitpEASTERing in German, it's an ebin easter pun, doesn't wörk in English, fug!



 No.14 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

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What are some internet weirdos you know of?
How do you know them and do you actively follow them?
Are there internet weirdos in your country that you might want to share with us?
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 No.23601

Sonichu: The Animated Series Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oJLLPSMeZE

Just released 5 minutes ago.

 No.23613

>>23601
Who gets the YouTube money from this? Can Chris file a copyright strike?

 No.23615

>>23613
I'm pretty sure Geno Samuel, the guy who also made that Documentary gets the money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgxj_0xPleg

I don't know about Chris Chan's financial involvement but i imagine he gave his okay.

 No.23617

>>23615
>but i imagine he gave his okay
maybe or maybe not. Anyway, Chris is extremely gullible, so he likely got tricked in some way. I hope he was! Lolcows need to be milked!



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