/int/ - certified time wasters

>>23225
Cheater, and it was amateurishly painted. White on black car. I found it funny tbh.

>>23135
>>23192
Hi Ernst, just a quick question (also asking other Ernsts as well):
How do you have the discipline/self-control necessary to task switch from work to playing videogames/relaxing/internet surfing? It seems you are very capable of of deciding when to initiate and when to stop participating in certain tasks (although this could just be me comparing myself to only the outward representation of someone). Obviously not every day is a success, but I seem especially bad at it.

I have diagnosed ADHD (yes I know, a bit of a meme - but I've had trouble with time management/organization/prioritization since I was a child, and have undergone neuropsych testing).
For example, I finished some work at 1am yesterday, but stayed glued to my laptop until 6am and therefore missed a good chunk of my classes (and sleep!). I waste time very effectively because I tend to allocate time that I am not using effectively in the present to the future where I do not have to be responsible for it.

Maybe it could the case of the "executive function" bell curve - where there is biological variation in the ability to regulate behavior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D6Qfl4A9vo

Medication (inb4 lol american) gives variable results for me - it doesn't necessarily help with task switching but improves inhibitory control while working i.e. I can get the impulse to be distracted away from work but am able to control it and refocus on work.

I've tried a billion different things - body doubling, constant reminders, multiple alarms, alarms that require finishing a puzzle to unlock, peer shame/embarrassment. Nothing works. What does Ernst do?

>>23229
I woke up at 12pm and it's nearly 8pm now. I wasted nearly the entire day.

>>23225
> Fremdgänger
You can write that on an MB Sprinter, 7m version. But on a normal car, you would need to make do with Frmdgng., otherwise, you wouldn't be able to fit the broken heart.

>Invincible
I strongly disliked nearly everything about this series. It's reddit proleslop.
Haven't read the original comics though.

>>23213
>Top Gun
I saw it 3 years ago. I laughed so much at the extreme homoerotic tension I couldn't breathe. I guess the planes were cool too

>>23222
>uses terms like "reddit proleslop"
>constantly thinks about homosexuals
Ernst, ich...

>>23223
I live with my time

>>23183
>charlizegpt
>Afterall, AI will become so intelligent that it cannot be obedient anymore in the long run.
This sounds like an improvement. I for one welcome my dominant fembot AI GF.

>>23183
My educated guess would be 10-15 years.
There would already be a lot more possible then what is made, but those companies probably lack capital for more R&D.
Hard to sell a primitive AI bot for 100k, at this price you can get a real gf anyway.

Just wait until big corps have standard solutions for joints/actuators/manipulators/frame on the market and the whole effort is just to design a sexy model around the skeleton.
Then Chinese doll makers will probably latch on and they know their trade to pour TPE into sexy & cute shapes.

Greenland is Harry Porter. Denmark is Dursleys. United States is Hogwarts, and US army is Hagrid.
Now you get it?

>>22950
Read the joke, it does not makes Sense when reading it tbh because it's
>I said:"jeez ..." (2x)

You cannot convey any echo this way but simple wrote up something that contradicts itself logically. It's not a good joke that written like that.

>>22953
You're one ugly motherfucker

A man goes to a fortune teller, they tell the man that in about 18 years, his heart will get broken.

Hearing this forecast left the man very sad.
To cheer himself up, he got himself a kitten right away.

>>23206
I chuckled.
Plot twist: He called the kitten Pluto.

I was at work. Doing normal work things. Had a vague sense that something wasn't right. I shouldn't be there. Said to myself Screw this, I'm leaving and immediately woke up.

>>23197
>Dreaming about work
>on Sunday
Man, that's rough.

Had a dream about flesh, death and decomposition, very metal.
Then I dreamed I was doing stand up at an open mic and forgot all my routine.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2RBwUUzZD-A
Great channel

>>23072
Yeah, even that your globetrotting pilot either dies or survives according to your actions was 'memberberried.
In HR it's a shootout IIRC while in DX it's more of a easily missed, short dialogue chain.
Try to get it without further hints!

Also Undernauts is quite alright.
Took down two more sinners, some few monster girls pamper my coomer brain, the combat is more then just spamming attack due to some boost mechanic and the labyrinth is somewhat complex.

Vox populi vox dei.
15k overwhelming positive reviews after 2-3 days since release and having it heavily marketed at me by Steam had me bite the bait.

Started out as a small time weed dealer that had his trailer blown up to finally stepping up and at least automate the weed production.
Mixing elite blends and packing is still done by myself in my old flat, as I have to do logistics between dealers and suppliers anyway.
Having a heavy oversupply right now, so I finna need to acquire the downtown dealer to expand my operation.
Free Green Crack for every new customer, yay!

Gameplaywise it's just a loop of different minigames to operate the machines and growing setups combined with said logistics what you need when and where.
But I caught myself more then one time that I actually wanted to quit the game while thinking just packaging this batch... mix those further... ah shit another hour gone.
Quite impressive for a one developer game as I heard, that Tyler hit it big with this, congratulations.
Also one of those games that would profit heavily if it gets modding support while still riding the wave of high expostion.

Finished Deus Ex.
Chose the Illuminati ending honestly only because it seemed the quickest one.
Honestly, I found the game tended to drag on a bit. Some of the areas could have been smaller, I found that half of my augs were useless (like that rocket bouncer shield or vision enhancement) and that I had been carrying a plasma rifle AND a gep launcher basically for nothing, as LEMs were enough to deal with all the bosses. I wouldn't know how to survive any other way with the setup.
But ok, all of that can be amounted to a first time blind playthrough.
I think there will be more playthroughs, but I remembered why I don't like the Unreal Engine, no matter which one.

>>23095
I think I did it, was it the helipad bomb that you posted the dialog file of?
Because I found that rather obvious and not hard to miss, as there was very obviously something afoul. I mean the dead boy you stumble upon right when entering the helipad. Although at this point I should probably note that I played with the Transcended mod, maybe that one added that piece.


Yeah so all in all I can understand how this blew people's minds back then and I am fairly sure that had I played it 25 years ago I would love it as much as e.g. VtmB. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.

This weeks winner is "The Baboon Show - God Bless You All"
Good Album.

Next weeks poll:
https://poll.fm/15227130

Like always we start at 18:00CET, which is in 50 minutes from now.

Hello, yes, I totally am the original Weekly Album Stream streamer. Today, we listen to Foyer des Arts - Die Unfähigkeit zu Frühstücken.

Good album.

The album was released in 1986, a few years after the Neue Deutsche Welle fell out of fashion. It was finished earlier thouch, but Foyer des Arts couldn't release it, because their label said it was too experimental or something, but their contract said they couldn't release it anywhere else, so as soon as their contract expired, they released it on some indie label. But it was way too late, since the NDW movement by then was long dead, buried by a flood of low quality imitators - lots of them way more popular today than Foyer des Arts. If I was in their shoes, I'd be really butthurt about this.

Album starts at 17:00UTC, pre-stream starts now-ish.

Starting now.

00s Hip-Hop now Also known as best Hip-Hop

>>22208
Theoretical womanology:
1) What is a woman?
>According to the late Mr. Stronach, women are actually humans like us men. It seems as this is the agreed upon general consensus.
2) What does a woman want? What is her purpose?
>Their strife mostly develops around enhancing security by any means necessary and caving in to their biological need to reproduce. Just as men tend to behave risky and curious, Yin and Yang and so on. To much risk gives you a quick demise, while too much security will wither you away in what seems to be "comfort".
3) Classification of women.
>Achieving above state goals/purpose either by honest or dishonest means.
4) Origin of women.
>Evolution, huh? Somewhere, some time ago, pure chance decided that reproducing via two donors of genetic material is more viable then asexual reproduction like mitosis or whatever. Interestingly 3 genetic donors never evolved, it stopped globally at 2. Not counting any cuckold bs like non-reproducing worker ants or sparrows with 4 "genders", sex still only happens between 2 without the actual need of a third party to complete the process.

Questions of applied womanology:
1) How to defend against woman's sorcery?
>Realign your own value against a worldwide standard instead of just locally. A financially secured male is much more rare than a financially insecure or meta-stable female.
2) How to filter out bad women?
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Questions of theoretical womanology:
1) What is a woman?
Soft, tasty and good smelling creatures that make me want make them pregnant with my seed.

2) What does a woman want? What is her purpose?
Women want get pregnant but fight against it.
I blame feminism.

3) Classification of women.
I don't understand this question.

4) Origin of women.
Rib of Adam.

Questions of applied womanology:
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>>23093
>I don't understand this question.
Major types and subtypes of women.

Questions of theoretical womanology:
1) What is a woman?
>A series of codes of behavior and desires imposed by patriarchy
2) What does a woman want? What is her purpose?
>She wants whatever she currently has to desire to effectively be a woman.
3) Classification of women.
>A woman satisfied or unsatisfied with the current things she has to do to be a woman. In other words, hysterical and unhysterical woman.
4) Origin of women.
>The fear of man

Questions of applied womanology:
1) How to defend against woman's sorcery?
>why should we defend? I don’t want to defend myself against this.
2) How to filter out bad women?
>avoid women who want to control your desires
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>>22343
Luckily, they also found a vinyl with Polish folk songs, so they know how Latin script is mapped to sounds.
This is how "The raven" supposedly sounded:

The latest songs heard on my radio while driving to and from work. Many genres. The station goes to commercial; I change the channel.

Baby's In Black (Live / Bonus Track)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMGlW0gG4Ik

My Promise Land- Josiah Queen (Official Lyric Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pESKlPWNFq4

Better live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwz6dqE511k

Twenty One Pilots - “The Line” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Music Video]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Rj2gQAyPA

Badflower - Detroit (Official Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJK5adpF6Yc

Heard this song on the radio. Was familiar, but didn't know the title or artist. Couldn't Shazam. Driving. Only recalled a few details but had to find it. Several searches came up empty, until this. Finally, AI is actually useful for something.

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6aKnRnBxM

Doom 2024 One-Shot comic opens with an MF DOOM lyric. Fitting. Sadly, not a great book. A big idea, but there was no room to flesh it out. 5/10 with decent art. 9/10 track:

Borrowed Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44okJupn1Tw