No.20782
I want to start the thread with a tale of respect that stems from my exposure Al-Ernesto.
I have must logically have more respect for uneducated muslim gangsters that make profit through organized crime than for a German Michel pauper who goes to the ballot box in his idiotic hope for relief is an election a bourgeois catharsis? while he goes to work for minimum wage. The former have an entrepreneurial spirit and do what is a golden rule: make money. The Michel, however, only has his cheap surrogate, the nation, that should be great again. How can you respect someone that does not fight for his place in this society in the manly and respected way of business competition but instead swallows the minimum wage, the decrease of his wage by inflation and spends all his freetime in adoring a chimera? Is there anything more childish? When will these people grow up and open a business?
No.20784 KONTRA
>>20782Please delete and post again when you're not drunk anymore and able to proofread.
No.20828
In upcoming elections, another country will rid itself of pro-western pro-EU pro-NATO government. Romanians are not weak gay fagots. Euro-Reich is crumbling!
No.20829
Predictions:
- president trump will cut if support to the invented non-country of urine, the ukrop front will collapse within weeks
- EU will collapse in a matter of months, no one is interested in gay Brussels bullshit
- the baltic "countries" will be given the fair choice of re-joining Russia peacefully or finding out how much gay bullshit NATO is actually worth, before 2028
Hungary is a model for all of Europe to follow, no one is interested in having a country with homo-propaganda, refugee bullshit, climate-bullshit, renewable bullshit, ruled by the degenerate pedophile Brussels elites.
No.20830
Down with gay NATO!
Down with fay EU!
No.20831
German is a leftshit do-gooder shit hole with artificial poverty.
Proof: deposit on cans. In any decent country, an empty can is worth nothing and people can just throw it away. But protestant left shit do-gooders hate convenience and they hate when people have an easy life and can afford small luxuries. They love poverty. The leftists need poverty so the red nobility can promise people they will be lifted out of poverty. The protestants just love to see people suffer because a joyless live brings you to heaven.
So they create poverty were they see insufficient poverty. Thus, they came up with a scheme to assign value to worthless garbage, and the government-mandated price for an empty can is now 25 euro cent. They have created an economy where people are so poor that they bother to sell empty cans, like in the third world.
Thank you for turning Germany into a third world shithole, protestants and leftshits.
No.20832
>>20831To add to the perversion of assigning a fixed price to empty cans, the price only applies to uncrushed cans, which are then crushed immediately.
So people take care off empty cans, because they lose their value when dented, only to see this exact can't crushed after they sold them. To any sane person, that is humiliating. But the Germans love it.
>Der pfand ist gut, ja, ja >Es haltet unsere straße sauber! Say the Germans while collecting garbage to sell, which they protect so the garbage isn't damaged.
No.20833
Gotta schlepp a plastic box full of empty beer bottles to the supermarket, hope the garbage-buying machines aren't broken (they always are), take each individual bottle out of the box, feed each individual bottle into the grimey machine, then feed the box into the machine, all because of ridiculous German laws. In any normal country, I'd just throw this away.
I hate Germany, and this country is doomed because Germans love to make everything as inconvenient and inefficient as possible.
No.20834
>>20831That's how it worked in USSR and boomers sometimes get nostalgic about it. Ossies must be happy.
No.20836 KONTRA
>>20834I don't think they are happy, Ossies are never happy about anything and complain about everything.
I decided I am no longer German. I only have German citizenship. When 60 year old boomers can decide that they are now women, I can decide that I am no longer German.
Picture related. Female German journalist, completely normal woman, certainly not a disgusting old pervert with a disgusting perverted sexual fetish, lol.
No.20837 KONTRA
The news thread is "popping"*
*not the latest slang but I'm still too old for it
No.20843
>>20836She's so stunning and brave!
I remember watching South Park 10-15 years ago, seeing Mrs. Garrison and thinking "cmon, that's too absurd with his balding hairline, you're breaking the limits of parody". Turns out I was just a 3-rd worlder behind the trends.
> I decided I am no longer GermanWhom would you like to be then? If I wanted or had to stop being Russian, I would like to be French or Belgian or maybe Switz, not sure yet.
No.20845
>>20843I have decided that my nationality is "diverse", because diversity is strength.
No.20848 KONTRA
>>20847Are you able to differentiate between the legit schizo and the schizo larper?
I find it rather suspicious that he is limiting himself (mostly?) to the news thread.
Actual schizos will shit everywhere. Now of course it would be interesting to see if the schizo in the news thread and the rudeposter in e.g. the Today thread are the same person.
Maybe it's all a larp, but to what end? We will probably never know.
That said, here's some actual news: I just took a shit.
No.20849
>>20848> Are you able to differentiate between the legit schizo and the schizo larper?Yes, it's very obvious.
> I find it rather suspicious that he is limiting himself (mostly?) to the news threadThere are different degrees of mental illnesses. I have a friend who had two psychotic episodes with forced hospitalization, around 2 years from one to another, but between them he acted almost normally for a while.
Our schizo is like 20% mentally troubled and 80% just an angry German individual.
> Now of course it would be interesting to see if the schizo in the news thread and the rudeposter in e.g. the Today thread are the same person.Yes, it's him though he's not the only one rudeposter. Multiple Germans have issues with anger management.
No.20850
Тепловизоры для охоты становятся всё
более популярными благодаря своей эффективности.
No.20851 KONTRA
>>20850И телевизор с потолка свисает
И как хуёво мне никто не знает
No.20855 KONTRA
>>20847>The Schizo is actually quite a talented writer.It's like a more human LLM tbh. If you know how these people write online, having their "creative" lingo, it's really nothing special. Sometimes I'm not sure if it is not a parody altogether. If it's not a parody then what Michel Foucault called Discourse is materialized in the schizo's writing. Like a puppet, that human as a vehicle for statements.
No.20866 KONTRA
>>20855>If you know how these people write online,Man, you should REALLY go touch some grass
No.20868 KONTRA
>>20866It was only a matter of time until the actual schizo would reply
No.20874 KONTRA
>>20868>be terminally online retard complaining about other terminally online retards>get called out on being a terminally online retard>REEEEE SCHIZOGood job Ernst, stellar work. But you really, really, seriously should go touch grass.
Do a "digital detox" or whatever you people call it, just for a weekend or so. It will do wonders for your mental health
and your schizo detection ability.
No.20875 KONTRA
>>20866Thank dog we have modest Ernsts like you populating the board. Ein dreifaches Hurra.
Hurra, Hurra, Hurra
No.20878 KONTRA
I just took a glimpse at a German newspaper article that said Elon Musk is challenging the arms industry. What did Musk do? He said we need more drones and autonomous weapon systems and less fighter jets. Elon really declared war on the arms industry, crazy guy.
No.20881
>>20878>What did Musk doTold the arms industry they were dumb for building manned fighter-bombers, and explained he could replace manned airplane with drones. (Implicitly, he would replace airplanes drones built by one of his own companies. Which is the important part you seemingly do not get.)
No.20884
>>20881Judging by discord, every American has now became an expert in military airplanes
ofc they simply divided according partisanship lines No.20887 KONTRA
>>20884I am not an expert in military aircraft, but I imagine piloting one might be harder than driving a taxi.
About 8 years ago, Musk promised Tesla-Owners their cars would be upgradeable to robo-taxis. As far as I know, this is not the case.
I conclude that he might be full of bullshit.
No.20889 KONTRA
>>20888Genuinely who gives a shit about pensioners?
Ausländer raus and all that but the money we save on foreign leeches leaving Europe should be spent on our own youth and future, not subsidizing the past.
Pensioners should all be moved into communes to free up housing.
No.20891
>>20887I'm not an expert either but this particular argument is invalid. "Easier for humans" and "easier for computers" are different things. Being chess grandmaster is harder than driving taxi but computers are fine with that. Same way, pilot doesn't have to deal with traffic and obstacles but he has to deal with g-force and have good reaction time.
No.20892
>>20891piloting airplane : driving car = being chess grandmaster : driving car
?
No.20893
>>20889Disturbing lack of Confucianism. Maybe you've accumulated too much 气. Hopefully some day, some girl will suck it out of you and alongside it a bunch of horrible opinions.
No.20894 KONTRA
>>20890>Work shit job for 40 years>Have your existence be subsidized by the state >Zoomers and millenials can't start families because they are paying for your meds, heating subsidies and pensions We have adopted the worst tenets of Confucianism
No.20896
>>20894The moment I know that I will be disowned upon retirement, I will get up from my office chair and never sit down in another one. Just saying.
No.20897
>>20896And if unemployed checks are cancelled too?
No.20898
>>20897What if they send me to Gulag to make me work, so zoomers "can have families"?
No.20899 KONTRA
>>20897>>20898Addendum: I won't get unemployment-benefits, anyway. If you leave your job voluntarily, you don't qualify, if you are too rich, you don't qualify, and I'm too rich by far.
But if I loose everything the moment I retire, I might as well not work and use it up now.
No.20901
>>20881The important part you don't get is: how that is challenging the arms industry? It's just that maybe some of them will lose the capitalist competition because of his genius brainchildren (and make some people unemployed) that says a more efficient form of destructive potential was archieved and must be invested in.
>>20888Apparently, they have a better education than you, do the tech jobs you don't do and they even pay more taxes and pension money to the German state than you.
They generously heat German pensioners flats while your wimpy talk produces only a fleeting moment of hot air.
No.20905 KONTRA
>>20901>how that is challenging the arms industryThe first problem seems to be that you do not know what 'to challenge' means.
challenge (verb)
> to invite someone to compete or take part, especially in a game or argument:> challenge someone to something/do something Tina has challenged me to a game of poker.> He played a tricky piece on the piano and then challenged me to do the same.Let us apply this meaning of 'to challenge'. Elon Musk implied he will
compete with the arms industry and thus, challenged them. I will avoid discussing if there is competition when one of the competitors for government contracts heads the 'department of government efficiency'.
...
>to cause difficulties for someone or something:> [b]Local businesses have been greatly challenged by the recession.Local businesses have [/b]
Let's plug that back in:
>how that is causing difficulties for the arms industry? It's just that maybe some of them will lose the capitalist competition What exactly do you assume is the raison d'être of capitalist enterprises? Would you, potentially, be willing to agree that part of it could be competitive economic success? Consequentially, would
> los[ing] the capitalist competition potentially cause difficulties to such an enterprises?
The second problem seems to be that you have no idea how the term 'competition' is used in the context of economics.
>It's just that maybe some of them will lose the capitalist competition > lose the capitalist competitionThe curiose use of the definite article, combined with the verb 'to lose', makes it seem like there are multiple 'capitalist competitions' being held simultaneously or in succession, possibly with an award ceremony at the end of each.
These are two elements of your post that make me feel like I am starring into an abject void of absolute darkness and despair. The list could be expanded.
No.20909 KONTRA
>>20905>Elon Musk implied he will compete with the arms industry and thus, challenged themThat is what he will probably not do. You could reason that he challenges the arms industry to shift their production, though.
>The curiose use of the definite article, combined with the verb 'to lose', makes it seem like there are multiple 'capitalist competitions' being held simultaneously or in succession, possibly with an award ceremony at the end of each. The definite article implied that there is competition at the core of the capitalist economic system.
No.20919
>>20901> choose the least possible and relevant interpretation of the post> try to use it for an arrogant show-offI must be hard to live while being such an annoying and unlikable cunt. You should change your behavior for your own good.
No.20920 KONTRA
>>20919What are you even referencing?
No.20963
Martial law declared in South Korea
President Yoon cites the rooting out of pro-North Korean and anti-state elements as reason. Accuses biggest opposition party of working with North Korea.
Policemen have allegedly blocked the building of the national assembly, preventing its members from lifting Martial Law.
No.20968
>>20963Whom does the 4B movement support?
No.20970
>>20963National assembly voted to lift the martial law and troops have begun leaving the building.
Nothingburger of the century.
No.20977
>>20968They're only interested in skirmishes against the sex drone operator faction.
Rate visualization help.
No.20980
Senile president Biden got his coke-hound whore-mongering illegal gun-owning niece-fucking son Hunter a get-out-of-jail free card. Got to cut the kid some slack, his only like in his mud fifties. So daddy president took care of it and used his powers to help his lad.
This is democracy as Democrats want it, not corrupt at all! This is how they keep to their own standards!
Lol, what a bunch of cheers and liers.
I'm glad Trump won. I love Tulsi Gabbard, she is the voice of truth and she is going to reform the CIA, no more psyops against the American population.
Hope they find a way to still go after Biden junior, the entire clan is criminals, addicts and pedophiles.
No.20999
>>20980>I love Tulsi GabbardI’m gonna bite because this irks me. I can understand liking Trump even as a foreigner but how can you say you like a second-rate American politician who has never done anything of global significance? How can you have such a deep emotion towards her such as love?
Don’t you have a life? Why is this so important?
No.21018
Out of all OECD-countries, Germany has the weakest growth. I am glad to have such a great government with very competent leaders, without the traffic-light-coalition, everything would be so much worse. How would we even deal with daily news of bankruptcies without the wise words of the author of mediocre children's books who is our minister of economics and the even wiser words of the trampoline-jumper who is our minister of foreign policy?
It is clear to me that we need more pronouns and more tax-cuts and subsidies for renewable energy, the more we spent on electricity, the more efficient and competetive our economy will become!
Only a complete madman would say anything against the best government there ever was and the best Germany there ever was!
No.21019
>>20999It's because I use the verb 'to love' in the generous American sense. Americans are not as gloomy as central Europeans, they are optimists who have a positive world-view. Central Europeans are eternal pessimists with gloomy faces who see the worst in anything. They live in a poor, backwards part of the world, but they judge everything to the highest standards, as if it had to be particularly good for them to even accept it. In the meantime, their cars are gay, weak little econo-boxes with four-bangers. But when they see a great car, they will only judge it OK. When an American meets a guy driving a Ferrari, he will be happy for the guy he will say "man, great car, I just love it". The central European will frown, be jealous and tell everyone how he doesn't even want a good car and how happy he is with his gay ass Ford Focus and how only criminals have Ferraris. Fox and grapes. It's particularly bad for leftist-green Europeon protestants.
What's your problem with loving Tulsi Gabbard? Would you prefer the Clinton-Biden clan to use the CIA to topple your government so they can install a liberal pro-European poverty-government with renewable energy, special pronouns for homos and anti-Russian bullshit instead?
No.21021
Do-gooders got there knickers in a twist because some fatmaster girl was bullied to hang herself, than the bulllies snuck into the ICU to shoot some photos of her.
My opinion: if she cant look after herself, the bullies are right in bullying her. Idolizing weakness has to end. The bullies know they are strong, they deserve to live, she is weak, and deserves to die. Wead out the weaklings!
No.21022
>>21019>I use the verb 'to love' in the generous American sense. Americans are not as gloomy as central Europeans, they are optimists who have a positive world-viewI feel like it's obvious that their niceness is fake, and I'm not sure where that idea comes from to be honest because in some areas like NYC you're definitely going to run into the opposite of that. There are some areas like the midwest that are known for their niceness, but it's pretty obvious that it's more or less passive aggressiveness rather than actual niceness, because the colonists that came to the midwest were from countries like Germany or Norway where the culture is a lot more passive aggressive. It's just that in the harsh midwestern winters, particularly in urban areas, you'd need to be on very good terms with your neighbours for survival, which lead to a culture of superficial niceness.
>They live in a poor, backwards part of the world, but they judge everything to the highest standards, as if it had to be particularly good for them to even accept itOnly in Poland, Czechia and Slovakia, which are hardly actually central European.
>What's your problem with loving Tulsi Gabbard?She's just a very niche politician and it's weird that any European would say that he likes her, let alone say that he knows about her.
No.21026 KONTRA
>>21021You sound like an anime villain
No.21046
>>21044At least the schizo will output some verbosity, this is just lazy.
No.21048
>>21046> accuses me of laziness while being a leech on German billions???
No.21049
>>21048One would have to wonder why these powers that spend money on maintaining the EU do so.
Or nod really, lazy pseudoschizos can just say that it's because Washington DC told them to :DDD No.21051
>>21049Recently I'm getting some news that the Iberian peninsula is doing exceptional well economically.
Can you elaborate for me or is it mostly focused on Spain?
No.21052
>>21049> lazy pseudoschizos can just say that it's because Washington DC told them to :DDDI didn't think about it until you mentioned it, simply posted a pretty visualization. But well, how am I supposed to disagree with your statement? Lazy pseudonafoids can just claim anything not accepted by establishment as "schizery". Meanwhile even according to mainstream sources Poland is loyal to United States and not to European Union:
> The Wall Street Journal reported that in early July the Polish government refused a government request from Germany to execute the arrest warrant, straining the relations between the two countriesWhat is non-schizo explanation in Germany giving unfriendly country billions of euros?Especially when their own economy shrinks. German politics only makes sense when you take its colonial dependency from USA into account. "Keep the Russians out, the Americans in and the Germans down", the strategy hasn't changed over the years.
No.21056 KONTRA
>>21051Probably applies here too.
>>21052Hehehe, bullseye :DD
One would have to consider how the German economy benefits from a common market and especially a common currency. Or not :DD Amerigans told them to pay and they do :DD or not, we just look at the EU budget payments and conclude Washington as the only carrier of agency in the western world. I think sovereignty talk finally irreparably pierced your consciousness.
No.21077
East Germany was the fifth largest economy in the world and a manufacturing superpower that could make everything. In schools, they teach the lie that East Germany was bankrupt. This is not true. In 1990, West Germany had more government debt than east Germany. In absolute numbers, per capita, and in terms of GDP. If East Germany was bankrupt, then west Germany was bankrupt twice over!
In 1990 the Federal Republic in Germany annexed the GDR, and then, they stole all industry, dismantled everything, sold it for dimes on the dollar, to save their own economy. In the process making easy Germany as poor as their propaganda had always claimed it was.
They even believe their own lies. The West German is unable to detect propaganda, because he is both stupid and arrogant. This is a map of nuclear targets in Germany! Notice how they are all in West Germany!
The West Germans have been told that these weapons that have been hidden under their beds (metaphorically speaking) are there to protect them, and they even thank the Americans for being occupied!
Only the Russians were ready to give Germany freedom. Only half of Germany was liberated! It was not the western half!
No.21081 KONTRA
The virgin Putin removed from the mediterranean by the Chad Erdogan.
No.21082 KONTRA
>>21081>>21079I would like to add an ironic 'alhumdulillah' to my hastily authored post, because this is without doubt what the momentarily victorious band of smelly hurka-durka sandniggers will be yelling for the next two weeks, without pause.
No.21083
>>21077East Germans wanted capitalism and they got it - now they think it's people with a different skin color that are the problem. Education in the GDR might have been good, but not that good in the end.
debts != bankruptcy, anyway.
>>21079Quite surprising how fast this development happened - to an outsider at least. What can we expect from the rebels?
No.21084
>>21083>What can we expect from the rebels?According to a statement from the current council they plan to rebuild Syria as a democratic state and bring back the refugees. Of course that is exactly what is going to happen.
No.21085 KONTRA
>>21083Social Democracy in a values-based system of governance with checks and balances.
No.21087 KONTRA
>>21083Uneducated Wessi detected.
t. another Wessi
No.21092
>>21084>Of course that is exactly what is going to happen.My thoughts exactly when I read this:
>Syrians now have ‘historic opportunity’ to build a peaceful future, says Guterres>After 14 years of brutal war and the fall of the dictatorial regime, today the people of Syria can seize an historic opportunity to build a stable and peaceful future, UN Secretary-General António Guterres said on Sunday.>>21091You forgot the banana.
No.21096
>>21092And the dubai chocolate.
No.21106 KONTRA
>>21104It just proves that even after a long period of war, one can't discount the value of round table discussions and negotiations.
No.21108
>>21107You don't get it, al-qaeda is oppressed, like trans-persons in america and europe, and I always side with the opressed and oppose the imperialists.
No.21109 KONTRA
>>21107I just find it insanely funny that he looks lik an Arab Zelenskyy.
But I don’t have high hopes for the “Kosher Jihadist” government.
>>21106I wish I could be as level-headed and respectable as you Portuernst. Truly a great
vorbild you are.
No.21111
>>21109> I just find it insanely funny that he looks lik an Arab ZelenskyyIt's because in both cases CIA tried to use style of Che Guevara and Fidel Castro.
No.21112
>>21056Well, Germany and Japan are pretty much officially occupied and don't have their own agency. Countries like UK or France are independent (which is why France uses nuclear power instead of buying overpriced American gas), however balance of power in not on their side, so they prefer silent sabotage to open confrontation with USA.
But enough with conspiratorial thinking. Let's try to reason like respectable moderate liberals. Germany actually wants to pay billions to a country to have a common market with it. But specifically with the country which participates in destructing German infrastructure. Despite a wise economic policy, Germany's economic growth sucks and even train in the "locomotive of Europe" can't arrive on time. This is strange, no idea what can be a reason behind it.
No.21113
>>21056Well, Germany and Japan are pretty much officially occupied and don't have their own agency. Countries like UK or France are independent (which is why France uses nuclear power instead of buying overpriced American gas), however balance of power in not on their side, so they prefer silent sabotage to open confrontation with USA.
But enough with conspiratorial thinking. Let's try to reason like respectable moderate liberals. Germany actually wants to pay billions to a country to have a common market with it. But specifically with the country which participates in destructing German infrastructure. Despite a wise economic policy, Germany's economic growth sucks and even trains in the "locomotive of Europe" can't arrive on time. This is strange, no idea what can be a reason behind it.
No.21124
>>21106Feminine forces always win in the end, yay!
t. DCFE (Democratic Council for Ernstchan)
No.21160
>>21113After Prussia got dissolved, Germans forgot what ORDNUNG is, which is why the trains are always late. The rest is just vatnikbabble not worth replying to.
No.21162
The funny thing here is that Prussia has never been anything but a STATE. Not a country, the "land of X", because the original prussian tribes had long been displaced or assimilated into the german settlers, but an empire, like the chinese, russian, mongolian or roman one. A multiethnic state. At the height of its power, about a third of prussian citizens were poles.
And Frederick the Great was so keen on acquiring clay that he would have let everyone in, including muslims. In fact, muslims would have probably thrived in Prussia because it provided the necessary strictness and discipline to keep them from mudsliming around.
So, any actual "blood and soil" German should not wish back Prussia, but on the contrary, actively reject it.
Finally, a fun fact to complete this: The people founding and being in charge of the Weimar Republic were also prussians.
No.21169
>>20835Q: Why don't the Muslim women give testimony like this?
No.21172 KONTRA
>>21166Assad just lost on purpose, westerners will never get it, though. Mysterious (desert) soul brotherhood.
No.21177
>>21172>>21166Assad could have continued to act as 'president in exile', with a posse of clowns pretending to be 'ministers' and 'generals'. Instead, he shows a sense of reality, which, admittedly, the Russians might have beaten into him.
Now, Syria is free to become the wonderful hurka-durka-theocracy it always wanted to be. I mean, we totally should cut off the hands of thieves and hang gay people from street lights, but when I say something like that, it's Nazi and I'm a fascist.
When islamists do it, it's an anti-imperialist revolutionary act supported by gay people all over the world, lol.
No.21178
>>21169Stop being so racist, these people are an enrichment for us all and veritable gold nuggets.
No.21200
>>21188>Tw*tter has been almost unusable the last day cause everyone is just memeing about the guy.Your own fault for being on twitter. And I have to share an imageboard with people like you.
No.21201
>>21188You're just envy because you realize your inferiority compared to the Hero.
You spent your life bitching about "muh capitalism" while he actually did something to change the world for the better.
Americans are denied healthcare because their money are spent on funding wars and sowing chaos across the world. Death to American empire and long live to Americans.
No.21202 KONTRA
>>21200>>21188I’ve not noticed a change honestly.
The shooter memes are there but I still get regular posts too.
No.21203
>>21201Big nothing burger that will trickle out like Occupy Wallstreet while leaving the masses more contempt as before.
A
>we did it reddit! Moment.
Could leave a nice opening to enter into some UNH shares or even calls maybe though.
No.21204
>>21169There were lots of easily impressed teenage grills who joined isis and pursued others to do the same.
No.21218
>>21204Think about the fact that ISIS wifes can now apply for asylum in Europe.
No.21219 KONTRA
>>21204>easily impressedWhy don't you kill a few infidels if it is so easy?
No.21220 KONTRA
>>20784Shut your pathetic mouth-cunt, cuck-Michel. You suffer from oral menstruation again. Fucking minimum wage loser.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.21221
>>20828They cancelled the first round of elections after Anti-American candidate won it.