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>>19961 No.21299
Can't sleep again. Also hungry, so I ate selfmade bread with a black/white chocolate spread and bananas and drank a glass of whisky.
This comes in phases, yet I still have to find out what causes them.
No.21307
I set up my new phone. Moving data and settings was easy enough.
Samsung Samrt Transfer. I usually hate apps like that- preferring to do things manually- but it saved a lot of time. Getting the phone number moved took longer. I purchased it online, and whoever picked my order neglected to scan the IMEI/SIM barcode which is necessary before a phone can be activated. After being informed of this by my service provider, I took the box to Walmart and they were able to fix it. The guy in electronics didn't miss a beat- seems this is a common occurrence.
>>21305Yes. In the past I've recommended coworkers for this, but nobody I've mentioned has won. The employee of the month gets some sort of prize- a small gift or whatever- and a dedicated parking spot.
No.21311 KONTRA
Had an exam. I think it went reasonably well.
Kept watching Apothecary Diaries with friends.
Also played some video games to just blow off some steam. Stayed up way too late again.
Got a phonecall from a HS teachers. She wanted me to write her a small review as a former student for some evaluation she's getting. I agreed to do it since it's less than a page long.
Feels kind of weird that I'm on the mind of other people even years later.
Desperately need to fix my sleep schedule and I'm gonna get to it once the exams end.
I want to eat something so bad. Like a burger. I don't know. I somehow went another day without having a proper meal.
No.21315
>>21309Ever since I have started working with Americans I have encountered this, too, though in our case it's quarterly.
No.21320
>>21315EC doesn't have enough activity for a
n employee poster of the month, but it could have something like "poster of the solar cycle". I bet that would be
Ernst, if he tries hard.
No.21321
>>21320I like how that filename specifies "extra nostrils" as if that were the most unusual thing there.
No.21330
Wrote the last essay I had to submit for a subject and then I also made a corrected version of all the shit I translated for a seminar. Now I just need to cram more vocabulary.
Also wrote that letter of recommendation.
I went out for lunch because I did not have lunch in days now I think for some reason and I needed it. Wore my spring coat because it was relatively warm. Felt good.
I feel like I'm gonna perish at this rate from the exams.
I don't feel like I am being efficient at all. I just hope I don't fuck up this one last exam.
Then I will get to breathe at least a bit.
No.21333
> "Having a child? That costs so much money, it's so bad for your career"
> Makes tattoo on his face
No.21335
>>21334It can work if you're a career criminal
No.21338 KONTRA
>>21334Do you little punk give boy pussy to bankers at the main station? Do you take coke as payment?
No.21340
I had the highest grade for Asian geography, I thought I bombed the test so hard that last night I had a nightmare involving it. I hadn't studied at all, and yet it was enough for excellence. Maybe I had been studying all along via imageboard and higher education is like removing ankle weights.
No.21341 KONTRA
>>21340I left academia a year ago, Hungary will follow soon, probably. I'm pleased to see someone else will keep us updated about his academic sufferings for another few years and on a at least weekly basis, it seems.
Remember your post about group works? Think about that ankle weights again :^) No.21343
>>21338Most likely, he used to, but doesn't do it anymore. Homosexuals rarely love adult men, and he has already went through twink's death.
>>21339No true Ernst can be envy to such way to make income, as we're all fully aware of
risks and consequences of anorectal violence.
No.21355
You come home from work, your wife served a shitty soup, your kids are fighting and EC has nothing to offer but homo jokes and shitposting hungary has not posted yet. What would be the equivalent of shooting your television in the last days of 2024?
No.21356
A coworker asked me to do something. Track a shipment in our system. I was juggling a half-dozen other things at the time, each of which was a higher priority than his request. Told him I would get to it. He said he would be back in 10 minutes. I told him it would be closer to two hours. Day ended. I left without doing it.
On one hand I feel bad, because he's a decent enough guy, but on the other I believe people who aren't busy should recognize when someone else is and not add idle requests to the queue.
>>21355Shooting your television is timeless.
No.21357
>>21355Wait a minute. You meant
shooting your television as a way to express over-the-top disappointment in media/entertainment. In that case, the equivalent is throwing your computer out a window.
Sorry. I'm tired.
No.21362
Finished my last exam for the year. I was really anxious about it. I crammed a lot and slept like 5 hours. By the time I got to the exam room I was kinda fucked up. Had a coffee and honestly I mispronounced words I didn’t even mean to mispronounce initially.
Ultimately the lecturer told me that I seem like a diligent person and that save for the occassional grammar fuckup my biggest issue is that I seem to be in desperate need of more vocabulary.
So I might sit in at some of the Chinese specialisation BA classes next semester where they just do nothing but read contemporary news shit.
Had a small meal on the way home and then I played like an hour of video games before literally collapsing on the bed. And after waking up collapsing again in another 20 minutes so I decided to just get ready for bed. I ended up sleeping 12 or so hours.
No.21363 KONTRA
>>21360Where are the photoshop wizards of EC to make that picture happen?
No.21364
>>20808Turns out what looked like tooth decay was really just a hard to remove seed from a kiwi indeed. My teeth are well tended according to the expert. Which surprises me everytime since I don't feel like really giving my teeth the treatment they should get. I either won the genetic lottery in that regard or other people do even less than me
I brush every morning, mostly before bed as well and I floss about 2-3 times a weekAlso to celebrate I tried a taro brown sugar boba. Never tried boba tea so I was curious. Late to the party, definitely. It's ok. Though, I would like to try one combination in boba that catters to my interest in artificial flavoring.
No.21366
>>21364lmao, I brush once in the morning and floss like twice a year and haven't had a single cavity in three and a half decades. Then again, I don't smoke or drink coffee or softdrinks, and I can't stand having food taste in my mouth when not eating, so I always drink water after any kind of food.
No.21367
>>21366Never had a cavity either and it is the same time frame. But I still smoke from time to time, drink a softdrink here and there and eat sweets almost daily.
Flossing was adviced to me even though my teeth are good to keep them that way.
Teeth will probably look better/cleaner when you floss more, at least I noticed it in my case.
No.21369
>>21367I haven't noticed anything about my teeth looking different, but the first time I flossed was like cleaning the drain after moving into a new apartment, and it smelled a bit like that, too.
No.21371
>>21370>and I had a dentist tell me my dental cleanliness is greatHow is the general quality of dentists in Portugal?
No.21372
>>21370Maybe what connects ECler besides the autism is good teeth.
My old roomate brushed twice a day and still battled with cavities. Which i think is odd but apparently EC is build by strong teeth.
No.21373 KONTRA
>>21369>it smelled a bit like that, too.A reason to floss more than twice a year tbh.
No.21374
>>21371I don't know.
Re: today/tomorrow
I'm going to Poland tomorrow.
No.21375 KONTRA
I slept 12 hours. Had an exciting series of dreams. I woke up. I had some marzipan-filled rolls.
Had a coffee.
I spent the next few hours high in caffeine. Went shopping for Xmas gifts.
Got everyone everything,
Wasted some time online with friends. Not much else happened today. I'm feeling insanely good health-wise now that my responsibilities are dealt with.
No.21377
>>21373As I said, the very first time. Imagine the gunk of 20 years or so. Haven't had that ever since, even with flossing rarely.
No.21380
>>21377This is kind of implausible given food remains rotting between your teeth will smell after some time. And I don't mean months. I don't say that it has so smell absolutely terrible everytime you floss but If you rarely do it, smell is biologically expected, no? Do you Go deep enough when flossing?
No.21382
>>21380I brush my teeth, too, you know?
No.21383
>>21382Good grief. I can just imagine your yellow rotting teeth. It's it actually you, Dr. Lauterbach? Or are you just some basement-dwelling incel? It are you preparing for a career in reality-TV?
> I also brush my teethYou just said that as if it was some kind of achievement to be proud of. Like this is you going an extra mile. Actually, you are not even doing the basics like flossing regularly.
>I also brush my teeth.But not between your teeth, which is impossible. Flossing is not optional, it mandatory. You are so you used to the unbearable stench that without a shimmer of doubt emanates from your mouth that you don't even notice it.
I had a classmate in you like highschool, he always smelled like a walking garbage can.
I bet you never had sex. Ever wondered why? Because you are disgusting. That's why.
Do you at least shower?
Shower daily, use soap, use deodorant, brush your teeth three times a day, floss daily, wear fresh clothes each day. Clean your ears. Wear clothes that fit and have some style. Hit the gym twice a week. Get your hair cut two times a month. Clip your nails daily. And, I'm saying this just in case, wear gym clothes and shower afterwards.
It is a shame that I have to teach these basics to a grown-up.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
No.21384 KONTRA
>>21383>Clip your nails dailyUnhinged neurosis.
No.21385
>>21382Putting the schizo posting aside, a toothbrush usually does not reach that far, that is why flossing is done. Flossing also helps with keeping the gum intact afaik. Something that will be more relevant down the line of life. If you are 28yo your gum probably suffered less than with 45 or 65.
All that said, Ernsts are as of now genetic cash cows teeth-wise, waiting to be milked by young fertile women.
No.21388
>>21385I brush teeth, I drink a lot of water, rinse my mouth and I can assure you that the amount of shit between my teeth is way less than in other people.
Everything that can be reached by tongue or toothpick will be extracted anyway.
Are there really people who will eat something like beef or spinach and then walk around for who knows how long with shit stuck between their teeth?
No.21390 KONTRA
Today was kind of lazy and slow. I went back to sleep so I literally spent most of my time asleep. Had a nice run and also wrote a bit.
Had a coffee too.
Played some video games.
I’m probably gonna do the same tomorrow. Feeling pretty good. Maybe a bit drained.
No.21391
1:22am, neighbor above listens to Orthodox chanting. Another neighbors are knocking on the pipes as a reaction
No.21394
2:42 in the night.
I know it's saturday, but:
VACATION WOOOOOO
No.21395
The new kitten just realized he could make the jump up to my kitchen counter. It was only a matter of time.
>>21394I have three days off next week. Another win for Jesus.
No.21396
Are holidays a break from bickering, or will it intensify? Find out here!
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>>21395