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>>9766 is now officially dead
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 No.10578 KONTRA

>>10572
>You can still get agitated over those?
Yes. Our football club fanatics know better than to paste their shit where it doesn't belong. Even more so, it's a foreign thing. Fucking Germans, it is not enough that they poisoned the mountain trails with Ubers and TukTuks, they also need to paste their stickers where people live.

>>10574
>I love it when Germans announce they were here, in our loyal province!
I don't. Fugg Germans, only people I ever saw bring a bluetooth speaker to the beach and play horrid kraut rap.

 No.10579

>>10568
Komm Frankfurt Hbf und du wirst angepisst.

On TikTok everybody laughs about the street interview people and junkies in Frankfurt. I remember commenting on a TikTok with Frankfurt Hbf and peopled liked it because Frankfurt is synonym with crack city and people acting like on crack

 No.10580 KONTRA

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>>10573
Really? Just a link?

 No.10581 KONTRA

>>10580
>being so butthurt about being called out for your low-effort 4chan tier shit post that you start posting *jaks in an even 4channier tier manner
lmoa

 No.10583 KONTRA

>>10564
that post is hilariously right and wrong at the same time; at least compared to my experience.

The ratio of people there seems about right; a few alman pensioners. But also mainly foreign old fucks or newly arrived families. We had a few assholes as well, one of which was an alman pensioner. The alman grannies volunteering had a system for against
> Immigrants secure the first spots in line for themselves and their country-men, and those who are served demand the best of everything
We checked how many there are at that day, prepared ~that many numbered eh... little paper schnipsel, basically like lottery. Everyone draws once and gets a number. As volunteer you know what kinda food is there a lot of and what not - and you can somewhat ratio to make it fair-ish, but it's impossible to do perfectly. The first spots are always desired. Simple reason: first asked first served.
If they trade those tickets [or line ordering or whatev], you can't rly do anything against it. But when I helped out the foreign families usually came with mum and a kid. That way it was easier to QQ for a better spot and convince others to trade with ya.
About the
> , for those who come last, nothing is left.
that wasn't rly a problem; at least when I helped out. Just the selection for the last few was a lot lower. The grannies seemed to have pretty much everything under control. Idk how it is currently. Maybe saw the crowd waiting there ~10 times since then (that location is on a path I bicycle somewhat frequently). Seems to have grown quite a bit; but not twice as large.

> Who comes last? Alman pensioners, always.

If you don't like how your local volunteers handle stuff, you could invest your time and show 'em how it's done.

You would fit in with some of those grannies. :^)

 No.10586 KONTRA

FYI: I removed one of the soyjak posts, since there were complains on meta about generally not tolerating them. As a large number of Ernsts argued for allowing any non-illegal content, I only removed the one without content because it was just about pissing someone else off. In the past there also were Ernsts who argued for a general soyjak ban. We haven't discussed that with the mod team, but unless we don't explicitly decide on that, we can't really remove images just because they have a bad rep, unless of course other rules are violated in the process, for example low effort shitposting. Same goes for other content that has been frowned upon in the past, like Pepe, Spurdo, Apu and so on. This is not set in stone though, so if Ernst finds that this current policy should be changed, feel free to argue about it on meta.

Since there was no obvious rule violation, no ban was issued.

 No.10587 KONTRA

>>10581
Yes Aua Aua my bumhole hurty turty.

 No.10588 KONTRA

>>10583
>If they trade those tickets
'give number or I will punch you, I swear on Allah.' ' Tell anyone I took your number and I will stab you and your children'

It's hilarious and sad that you do not know how 'trading' and 'convincing' works. (Or pretend to not know?)

 No.10590

I really don't like smart-assery, that's something one should avoid in my presence. In our company there was some Abiturient who thought he was better and very smart. I was accomodating, I didn't immediately finish him off, I just damaged him a bit down there. Today, my friends, this Abiturient is not as cheeky anymore, but impotent.
And recently, some student asked my if someone knows the road to Wattenscheid. I really don't dig stupid questions, so I led him to my car, and I said "Wattenscheid is in there, you probably think you're really smart".
In the trunk there was my outboard engine, it smells really nice like gas.

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>>10590
Ironic. Low self-esteem is a bitch, though.

 No.10592 KONTRA

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The harvest.

 No.10593

>>10592
Don't take this the wrong way but you're probably the walking refutation of the idea that psychedelic drugs offer any kind of spiritual transcendence or enlightenment or whatever.

 No.10594 KONTRA

>>10593
There are no psychedelic mushrooms in the picture, my Central Asian friend.

 No.10595

>>10592
Please tell me you're dipping the mushrooms in the McDolan sauce

 No.10596

>>10594
The comment was unrelated to the picture, I just wanted to let you know.

 No.10597

How to be properly racist against cental asians?
Ching chong nip nong and le mongol horde are tired and trite, but I don't know enough about them to be properly insulting unlike e.g. sandniggers or the french.

 No.10598 KONTRA

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Got served a song that reminded me of a different one with a similar feel to it. Took me a while, but after some mental processing and then searching around I found the exact video. Felt amazing.

It was from a Shores of Hazeron video. It is/was an old indie MMO. Anyone played it? I don't think I ever did, but remember being interested in it. Apparently the servers have gone down not too long ago. Not bad, considering the video is from 13 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8nfBGuG_ng

 No.10599

>>10592
the shrooms top right, Pfifferlinge, nice find. Last time I went and looked for some shrooms we only found a few Steinpilze and one that looks a little like Blumenkohl and grows on trees - forgot the name. (And a lot of shrooms that are edible, but do not taste thaaat great. so they've been left standing)

 No.10600

>>10599
Porcino/Buleto type mushrooms were plenty, I didn't pick much since I can't really identify the subtypes well. Chanterelles are pretty common too, should have a lot next weekend.
Of note are the Lactarius on the top left, they were a beautiful orange before being bruised up in the travels. Gonna cook 'em tomorrow, might make a pasta.

 No.10602

>>10597
Judging by http://risovach.ru/memy/kazahskiy-vatnik_1606285/all/ , no one knows how to hate Kazakhs properly because these takes lack patterns and it's hard to generalize them into a Mambet stereotype.

Some of them are a bit funny though.

 No.10603

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Going over credit card purchases. I bought gas on October 13th. $40. November 1st another $30 and $43 on November 20th. As most of that last one is still in the car's tank, I apparently spend ~$65/month on gas. Double what I had assumed.

Additional info: I only drive to work and Walmart.

>>10546
>What would you give your money to
Salvation Army. They helped when I was growing up poor. Food, day camps and such.

>and do you do it?

I've given money to their seasonal bell ringers in the past, not bills but whatever change I had. Not recently, though.

>Why, or why not?

I pay for everything with cards and never have change in my pocket.

 No.10604

I finished the first "self made" project that free code camp challenges you to do on its HTML/CSS curriculum called Responsive Web Design code a survey form with certain conditions is the first of 4 or 5 projects one has to do without guidance, just fulfilling certain conditions is the only orientation. I had to do all four training tasks again before finishing the project this time. Going through it again and taking notes this time on how elements relate helped quite a bit. The document/page looks shitty though because I don't really have the knowledge of CSS and it is not really explained at this stage of the training or I forgot, like doing padding, margins, center elements probably wrap it in a div element that you can then text-align or what does the trick? and so on.

Anyway, it kinda makes fun to complete the tasks and learn a bit. The amount of learning required is terrifying, though but from all I gathered normal. Funnily, coding seems a bit like academia: it never ends and imposter feelings are a common occurence.

 No.10605 KONTRA

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>>10604
>code camp
>HTML and CSS
x--D

 No.10606

>>10605
Well, you have to start somewhere.
Also, what is the problem with free code camp?

 No.10607

>>10604
>coding
>HTML and CSS
Cute. Nevertheless, keep going, well done.

 No.10608

>>10602
I am not talking about kazakhs in special though, but central asiatics in general. If I just wanted to insult a kazakh, I'd call him an uzbek, but that's not actually racist, but only playing into local rivalries, like calling a franconian bavarian or a badenser swabian.

 No.10609 KONTRA

>>10606
writing down numbers without doing any calculation isn't called math, it's called accounting.
> what is the problem with free code camp?
finn is wondering, why it is called a "code" camp.

 No.10610

>>10602
There's not much that you can make fun of kazakhs for, that doesn't also apply to any peripheral shithole in russia itself, or other post sovok states.

That's because the Soviet Union really did fulfill the socialist promise of erasion ethno-national borders and creationg a New (soviet) Man.

Based

 No.10611

>>10609
To me it seems like Finnland wanted to point to the exact same thing as you, namely that HTML and CSS is not coding or not "real" coding (it's instructions after all).

How exactly does one learn to code then? I get things explained and then I try for myself when I know some rules I guess?

 No.10612 KONTRA

>>10611
To expand on one thing that might be a confusion which is also based on not knowing what free code camp is but it has more than this first curriculum centered around HTML and CSS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FreeCodeCamp

 No.10614 KONTRA

I felt very sluggish the entire day. Don’t really know why. I read the second chapter of Stifter’s Nachsommer and a bit from the Chinese agriculture book.
The tea I had yesterday must’ve had a number on my digestion.

Went grocery shopping with my father. It was a lot more minimalist than when my mother does it. He was looking for some specific item, but he didn’t elaborate on it besides it being some kind of stand. Couldn’t find it at Lidl.

 No.10615

"liking women" is misogynist tbh

 No.10616

I wonder what happened that Brick is back again.
Something with availability of meds in that post-sovok muslamic shithole?

 No.10618

>>10221
>>10578
>Fugg Germans, only people I ever saw bring a bluetooth speaker to the beach and play horrid kraut rap
oh no people having fun how horrid
old man i swear a giant stick up your ass

 No.10620

>>10618
Fun can be had without being inconsiderate. That goes for both sides, the old grumpster nagging about his quiet at the beach and the young rascals forcing their music upon everyone.

>>10615
I like people, some of them are women, some are mysogynist, some are both.

 No.10621 KONTRA

>>10618
You getting ass blaster from Germans behaving like the arabs you see in the park all the time, schizo?

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>>10618
Zoomie, keep quiet while adult men are talking

 No.10624 KONTRA

>>10527
This is a common experience to me

 No.10625

>>10618
This might be a cultural thing, here people understand that others at a beach prefer hearing the waves, birds and people playing sports over hearing Hans opening a hot batch musical sewage and forcing everyone in a 100 meter radius to bear witness to it.

>>10623
Thank you for solidarity, fellow pensioner.

 No.10626

>>10624
My reverse psychology did the trick!

 No.10628 KONTRA

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Feels good to see the sun and clear skies for a change.

Pic unrelated.

>>10623
Ebin picture :-d

 No.10630

I am a gynecologist simply because I am a cunt fan, and this profession is like a lottery win for me. I have observed so many sheaths, did the odd smear, and usually my member was twitching. Pussies are a heavenly splendor.
Recently some ancient woman came in. I could detect white discharge; feces were sticking to her lower belly, and I felt the urge to fuck the old hag. The withered geriatric skin is what seduced me. She was pretty close to death when I inserted my meat probe, and she actually rejoiced "jeez, halleluja" and so on.

 No.10631

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> The icons of Christopher “with the head of a dog”, along with some other “controversial” iconographic subjects, were officially prohibited by order of the Holy Synod of May 21 (June 1), 1722 as “contrary to nature, history and the truth itself”[17]. After the ban, Christopher is depicted anthropomorphically, in the image of a warrior. There are known redrawn images with a dog's head recorded. The Old Believers continued (and still continue) to venerate Christopher Cynocephalus, and the ban by the “dominant church” only confirmed and strengthened this veneration. The Sviyazhsk icon painting tradition depicts Christopher not with a dog’s head, but with a horse’s head[18].

 No.10633 KONTRA

Ach Ernst. I bought a product from an US seller and got it via UPS within a week in the beginning of summer.
In September I order another product from them and now 2.5 month later the tracking ID still shows customs in Frankfurt (pirateID), the DHL tracking number shows Switzerland which is probably because the carrier from the US to Europe was Asendia, a french-swizz joint.

The seller is extremely unhelpful and probably lied about sending another package as a replacement (was not able to give me a tracking ID/ignored my request).
Now I just hope my credit card provider will give me the money back asap or the package magically arrives within the next weeks still. Apparently, the seller's shipping form let me skip the postal code (I think I used autofill) but my city just exists only once in Germany so it should not be a problem to get it to the local warehouse at least and then check for proper postal code that matches with the street name (also only existing once in this town).

 No.10635

>>10625
Bro what waves rather listen to RAF camorra i swear fatty what an Otto.

Ok, ok, I'm only pretending. Germans are like Italians, we love everything that it is loud. Unlike Italians, we are 100% inconsiderate about it. There was a time when a stern reprimand from a person in authority could should Germans up. But not anymore. This is particularly true for 'young German men', which is code for Muslims. They will perceive any suggestion of turning down the volume as an insult to their honor, and they might decide to re-establish said honor by use of force.

It is now normal in Germany to use Bluetooth speakers or loud mobile phones everywhere. At train stations, on buses, at public pools, in parks, etc. It annoys a lot of people, but most won't risk doing anything about it, because knives are drawn quickly.

 No.10636

>>10624
A new one.

https://www.tiktok.com/@inogda_toska/video/7306132580137471265

What is this about? Just saying Oleg let's chat in the evening? Caption translation is not very good.

I like this style very well, could imagine this works for many other countries or cultural spheres. A sort of Angela Anaconda for adults.

 No.10637 KONTRA

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>>10636
>Angela Anaconda
I hated her voice so much it's unreal.

 No.10638 KONTRA

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Some Ernst might appreciate this so I'll share: FreeTube application provides most of youtube's features without requiring a google account. I think it also uses those individious services you seem to like. Not sure, check it out for yourself. Seems pretty good to me so far.

https://github.com/FreeTubeApp/FreeTube

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>>10636
Seryoga has a busyness to discuss with Oleg. He'll make a phone call in evening. Most likely, Oleg (going to alcostore under daylight) is a handyman. And Seryoga (with his own car and loud music) is a small entrepreneur. They speak jargon common for this social environment.

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