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 No.9844

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Hello, this is toxic Ernst.
Unlike wholesome Ernst (who apparently has died), in this thread I will reply to every post with an insult, since there is obviously a need for hostility and conflict, so maybe we can draw it away from other threads in this manner.

Please note that if you like Morrissey, you can FUCK RIGHT OFF CUNT

 No.9845

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>>9844
> I will reply to every post with an insult
i already luv ya on a deeply emotional basis.

 No.9846

What about A-ha tho?

 No.9848

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The Bills have turned the ball over twice. It's only the first quarter. A loss tonight will cripple our playoff hopes. If we can't beat the hapless Broncos at home, is it truly over?

 No.9852 KONTRA

Apologies for the late replies, I was dead tired (and still am), but here we go

>>9845
Well, I certainly don't love you, faggot-boi.

>>9846
Pretty gay, but not as gay as Morrissey, or you, for that matter, Herr Schluchtenscheißer.

>>9848
I don't give a FLYING FUCK about monkeyball, you fat cunt.

 No.9853 KONTRA

>>9852
>Apologies for the late replies
He can't even insult people properly, what a disappointment!

 No.9854 KONTRA

>>9853
>arrives late
>complains
Typical lazy southern thirdie behavior. This is the insult thread, not the complaining thread. No wonder you people don't get anything done.

 No.9855

>>9852
>or you
Well, you just stated facts, no insults.
2/10 threda.

 No.9858

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>posts overused 4chan meme
>roundhouse-kicks the whole board
>redtext despite not quoting anyone
>doesn't even Kontra
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
ez noobs gg no re

 No.9866 KONTRA

>>9855
Not only do you shit in creeks and start world wars, you're also too fucking retarded to even realize you're being insulted.

>>9858
Dumb frogposter

 No.9869

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> >>9845
> Well, I certainly don't love you, faggot-boi.

I kind of have to agree with the assessment that has already been stated:
> you are not insulting; just stating facts.

And I had hoped for a nice bonding session satisfying our humiliation fetish.

 No.9870

>>9866
Fine gentleman, I'm menial farmers boy bred on the juicy mountain meadows of the alps, may I kindly ask that you adopt more simple means of communication with the likes like me?
Or, if I may be so rude to shorten my communique:
>No u!

 No.9890 KONTRA

>>9869
...and what do you deem acceptable insulting insults?
Also, apparently this rude rejection was not insulting to you, which means you weren't serious in the first place.
Who plays with other people's hearts like this? A real bad douche, that is who and that is what you are. A douche and a turd.

>>9870
Oh wow what a retort. You can't even properly accept insults, no, you can't even properly give them out. What a worthless piece of meat you are, truly.

 No.9960

>>9890
>What a worthless piece of meat you are, truly.
This is how I imagine you while you fling insults towards me.

 No.9961 KONTRA

>>9960
This body betrays your degeneracy.

 No.9988

>>9961
Your disfigured physical appearance can't overcome the power of fantasy, Incubus~kun.
Try a clean pull-up first.

 No.9989 KONTRA

>>9988
I was not talking about MY body, you sick nazi fuck!

 No.9991

>>9989
Now you're being tsundere, In~kun.
We were talking about your body the moment you jabbered about some RIGHT TO FUCK YOUR CUNT or whatever, I'm too lazy to scroll back up.

 No.9994 KONTRA

>>9991
WRONG THREAD IDIOT!

 No.9999

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GET

 No.10000

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>>9999
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

 No.10002 KONTRA

Shit, forgot to actually reply, my apologies. Here the improved post:

>>9999
>>10000
>both gets wasted on absolute fucking retards
You are both absolute fucking retards, you fucking retarded absolutes.

 No.10004

>>10000
>>9999
Witnessed In~kun

 No.10008

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>>10000
I laughed. The I saw the filename, and laughed again.

 No.10017 KONTRA

>>10008
>>10004
This is not a thread for childish cheering and silly celebration, you fruit flies.



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