No.12858
Almost one year has passed since the secession from xyz, on Feb 17 Ernstchan.top will celebrate its first birthday. Since you all are top-oldfags, you obviously knew that and have prepared ideas for the party, so feel free to drop them ITT. Since it's an EC festival, and we already have a dedicated radio festival, my suggestion is that we do some other stuff besides the obligatory radio streaming. One idea was to host a Quake 3-tournament (you DO rememeber that we have our own Q3-server, right?) or simply a Quake 3-evening, depending on how many people would want to participate. Maybe /int/ has some ideas to add their own flavour.
We are lucky this year, Feb 17 is a Saturday, so we have a day each for a pre- and post-party, if we want to.
No.13233
Reminder that we have a brithday party coming up next week. So far we haven't settled for fixed schedule elements, and I don't even think that's necessary. No need to bother people by trying to force things.
No.13403
Happy Birthday Ernstchan.top. To maintain our stellar growth rate, we in cooperation with EcKinsey developed a statistics page, which displays the posting numbers for /b/ and /int/ for the last 30 days. In addition, Ernstreaction images are displayed, which are connected to the recent posting amount, which no doubt will lead to increased posting revenue, since Ernst wants to see the positive images as often as possible. Also the one Ernst with the most posts will receive a 10% discount on his goldaccount the next month. After all, the George Soros Foundation pays for quantity, not quality.
https://ernstchan.top/poststats.php - the page is linked in the menu alongside FAQ/Rules.
No.13405
>>13398Happy Bitthday from me aswell!
>>13403I hope /int/ gets his shit together and gets his post numbers up. We cant let /b/ get away with this one
No.13432 KONTRA
>>13405>I hope /int/ gets his shit together and gets his post numbers upThe decline in Bickerbits for the German automata must be responsible for this misfortune.
What can a coordinated effort look like that ramps up Germanoposting again? Not just masters in world export but also in /int/ernational word dumping.
No.13437
>>13432Probably more posts like yours with that oh-so-fresh-and-totally-not-trite "LOLOLOL GERMAN BICKERING GUISE" joke that you have managed to thoroughly run into the ground (I assume it was you).
No.13438
>>13437>>13432They still have it in them, a couple more good bickering sessions and we will put /b/ in the dustbin of history.
No.13439
>>13403Awesome idea!
The next step should be increasing customer satisfaction by emphasizing certain key points along the customer lifecycle journey and thus increase
a) poster retention and
b) increasing post count by encouraging service and an attractive and diverse posting environment on EC
No.13441
the decline is partially caused by me having developed all the correct opinions, so there's really no point in discussing anything any more, I'm just content with having the correct opinions
No.13442 KONTRA
>>13441Brick I love your posts even if you can’t stand mine
No.13443 KONTRA
>>13437So easy. Maybe I should joke about trans people to satisfy you and people of like-minded temper?
>>13441me having developed all the correct opinions, so there's really no point in discussing anything any more, I'm just content with having the correct opinions
Karl Held would be furious. You have to do the opposite.
No.13445 KONTRA
>>13443>So easyThe only thing worse than being an unfunny prick who can't stop beating a dead horse is being called out and then acting like it was intentional.
No.13450 KONTRA
>>13449Kek, why don't you explain why it does? It was easy, regardless of the intention. Certainly, I did not have you in mind.
No.13451 KONTRA
>>13450So you have no answer, as expected from someone as dumb as you.
Since I already won, here's the explanation:
"So easy" does not imply an lack of intention, in fact it not only implies, but clearly signals full intention, because why else would you say that if you didn't expect exactly the kind of reply that you got? It's the typical smug "gotcha" kind of statement to be expected by someone acting smarter than they really are, which also fits the kind of person thinking HAHA GERMAN BICKERING kind of self-deprecating humor makes them more likable instead of more potatoable.
No.13453
>>13451So easy just means you are easy: the threshold is low, regardless of the intention. There was no intention in the initial post, obviously. But you think I want it to look like that. Wrong. You got the answer you deserve and you were not able to understand it. My statement seems very much true when I read this post of yours.
No.13454 KONTRA
>>13453>more smug deflectingSo easy. Maybe you should joke about german autism more to satisfy people with your intellect.
No.13456 KONTRA
>>13455Nobody ever said (or implied) anything about commies or trannies or whatever else you are obsessed with, you projecting imbecile.
What are you gonna do next, call me a schizo? Because everyone who doesn't agree with you is a schizo, because that's what you were going for, right? It's you, isn't it? Now go and post the newspaper Homer so we cen get it over with.
No.13459
>>13442I don't hate yor posts or you, I just don't read them because they're boring.
Except when you post reactionary rhetoric.
But you're a Hungarian, and reactionaryism is your nature due to genetics and proximity to central Europe (central Europe contains large deposits of nazioactive minerals that emit high energy reactionary particles that cause ideological mutations in the proletariat)
But as a Communist I believe in the supremacy of human will over nature, so reactionary poisoning can be corrected with human intervention. That is, beatings.
No.13463
Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight
t. a Ramone