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 No.12098

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A thread to let off steam and take a break from following social norms.

 No.12099

>"let me show you how retarded i am"
Nah, I'm good. I'm doing that often enough already, but unintentionally.

 No.12100 KONTRA

Feel free to post in the insult threda >>9844

 No.12101

>>12100
Insult thread is too narrow, I intend this one for all kinds of funposting

 No.12106 KONTRA

>>12101
So far these posts are not particularly fun, though.

 No.12111

I think germans are good posters and I enjoy reading their contributions to EC

 No.12113

>>12111
Imagine if Ernstchan was in Metaverse. All German would be obliged to have midget avatars. And when they start bickering, you just catch them (they can't run away far with their short legs) and spank them while they cry "oh scheisse scheisse!!!" in tiny voices. That would improve quality of posting. Also I coomed.

 No.12114

>it's another stealth german hate thread
Yet you keep coming to a german board. How curious.

 No.12116

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>>12114
CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
I love you guys

 No.12120 KONTRA

>>12114
Makes sense, despite the schizo roar Germany is ein Platz an der Sonne. The Kaissereich got it all wrong and more than 100 years later, it turns out that the best place to be is Germany itself. Everybody wants to be where the Germans are. Nobody wants to be a German, yet they want to be as close as possible to Germany as they can.

 No.12220

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Hair extensions allow women to artificially enhance a commonly desired gender trait, and as such, should carry the same stigma as men using steroids.

 No.12221

>>12220
Alternative route: Normalize long hair and the *pretty* attribute for men, so we have another tool in our arsenal of desireable traits. I bet hair extensions are both cheaper, easier to acquire and less dangerous for your health compared to steroids.

I don't know why I'm writing this, it's 6:51am and I just woke up ¯\_(-_-)_/¯

 No.12235 KONTRA

>>12221
>Normalize long hair and the *pretty* attribute for men
Long hair not normalized? Handsome men are not normalized?

 No.12262

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Black people in Amerikkka: then and now

 No.12269

I'm drunk on 1,5 of red wine. I gave my name and adress to a profile who pretended to be a girl in dm on an anonymous online space so that she could send me some money by postal means.

 No.12272

>>12235
Handsome is not pretty, no straight man would say either about any other man. Long Hair US normalized for Fabio and bomb-like (like you) and fagots (like you). The problem is that you are a radical leftist and a closeted homo.

Hard times are coming for you, because the wind has changed, and certain things won't be tolerated any longer after the government has been replaced.

Train drivers started their strike today, because they, too, want to see your 'democrat' system fall!

 No.12278

Normalize watching inflation fetish porn at workplace

 No.12279

>>12269
>I'm drunk on 1,5 of red wine.
1,5 what? ml?

 No.12286 KONTRA

>>12279
He won't answer, he's been abducted.

 No.12288

Saying "white trash" is racist because it carries the same meaning as "white chocolate": it implies that by default trash is not white.

Found same take but as a long article by a media studies graduate:
https://timjwise.medium.com/the-term-white-trash-is-racist-but-not-for-the-reason-you-think-6e0909185986
7 min read

 No.12304

Tried searching
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+the+far+right+is+obsessed+with

Far right are obsessed with:
- Burning the Koran
- Lord of the rings
- gender politics
- "gender ideology"
- Medieval History
- communism?
- San Francisco
- Viktor Orban?
- Southern Africa?
- gold
- 'defending' borders
- Flags
- Jews
- George Soros
- Fitness
- Fighting Wokeness

 No.12305

Fitness thread is deeply problematic, how about we close it?

 No.12306 KONTRA

>>12304
Isn't most of that right for the left, too?

 No.12310

>>12306
Why are far-right so obsessed with whataboutism?

 No.12322

>>12279
Liters
>>12286
I actually recieved 14euros and a cute letter. Act like a retard => get reward, is my main flowchart.

 No.12335 KONTRA

>>12310
I don't know, can you give me an example that shows that people right of the political right are obsessed with the thing you said?

 No.12369

>>12335
Why are far-right so obsessed with examples?

 No.12378 KONTRA

>>12369
I don't know, can you give me an example that shows that people right of the political right are obsessed with the thing you said?

 No.12460

>>12304
>>12306
It's a disgrace that right-wingers have discredited Koran burning.

t. leftist

 No.12467 KONTRA

>>12460
>I am not racist, but....

 No.12484 KONTRA

>>12467
The opposite is the most enlightened position I think.
>I'm a racist, but...
This is what we should aspire to.

 No.12506

> Egyptians were Black before Arabic conquests
I don't believe that made up nonsense.
> Palestine was Jewish before Arabic conquest
SO TRUE!

 No.12566

Westoids:
> Reeducation camps in China are inhumane!
Also westoids:
> A Canadian court has sentenced Jordan Peterson to undergo re-education for his political views

 No.12574 KONTRA

>>12506
>Egyptians were Black before Arabic conquests
Unironically highlights how important translations are. I wonder how much Afrocentrist nonsense would have been avoided if they didn't teach "Kemet means black land" in schools.

>Palestine was Jewish before Arabic conquest

Not true, because the diasporisation of the Jews happened during Roman times following the failed uprising.

>>A Canadian court has sentenced Jordan Peterson to undergo re-education for his political views

He's getting euthanised finally?

 No.12576

This is now African-American studies thread.
1) I once looked program of African American studies and among other things they teach Egyptians hieroglyphs there.
2) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12965067/rice-university-afrochemistry-course-african-american.html
3) Racists from 4chan told me that Black people stink. I checked this theory by sniffing Black coworker. No, he doesn't smell anything special. DEBOONKED!

 No.12580

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>He's getting euthanised finally?
YOU
ANONYMOUS
NARCISSISTIC
TROLL-DEMON
[voice cracks]
...
[bursts into tears]

 No.12582 KONTRA

>>12580
God you wish there was a secret Russian medical procedure to cure THAT.

 No.12583

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 No.12584 KONTRA

>>12576
Coon hounds were bread to smell out the nigras, you know that, right?

The nigger stench is often overwhelming.

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In the seventies, soylent (soy+lentil) red and soylent green were dystopic science fiction.

Now, every German supermarket carries industrially produced artificial ersatz-foods made out of soy and lentils.

We live in a dystopian future, but those who buy into it act like morally superior know-it-alls and want to control what everyone else does and eats. Green party rule is a dystopian cultist dictatorship, and everyone who opposes it is called a Nazi and is subject to 'cancellation', i.e. public harassment, bullying, economic destruction.

I wonder what green party politicians Ricarda Lang (long? More like short-and-fat?) eats.

 No.12632

I crave female attention so bad

 No.12633

>>12614
1.) Tons of people died from the vaxx.
2.) The graveyards aren't full.

So where did the dead go? Some might say they were cremated, but all Abrahamic religions forbid cremation, because they forbid human sacrifice. And if you are gullible enough to trust government figures on cremation or anything, I have a bridge to sell to you.

I think the people who died from the vaxx (and are claimed to have died from the Rona, lol) were made into 'vegan' goyslop. Why else would the rise of pseudo-meat coincide with the pandemic? Soylent contains soy, but not only soy!

This movie did NOT predict the future, it TOLD people what the future would BE!

 No.12634 KONTRA

>>12633
It used to be we woke up from nightmares, and then it was over 🎬🙏🙄🍀 Now, the nightmares are real! 👹🤡🤖🌍⚔️🔥🎬

 No.12635 KONTRA

>>12614
Soylent Green was people, though.

 No.12636 KONTRA

>>12634
Waking up ⏰😴😴😴⏰ the sleeping population is useless. Only a small part maybe 20% understand what game is played 😈🤖🤡 everyone else does what they are told and they take the vaxx and eat the food.

I wonder how much longer Soylent green will be legal. They will either ban this movie or cut ✂️✂️✂️everything from it. They now even edit chemtrails into old movies because they don't want people to realize that the sky did not always look like pic related! They want to tell us that this is normal??? 🤡🤡🃏✈️✈️

 No.12637


 No.12638 KONTRA

>>12637
The U$ government produced the recent floods in Germany with artificial rain! ✈️✈️✈️🌦️🌦️🌦️ This was a setup, they did it to keep the German farmers busy so they wouldn't be able to protest against the 🚦🚦🚦 tax that will put German farmers out of business, then Germany will have but all food from 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ The U$ uses HAARP to keep the 🚦🚦🚦 in power ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

 No.12641

> If I wanted ppl to know I have that kind of technology, I would have registered a patent.

Ernst, when did you stop registering patents?

Me after my 3rd patent got confiscated because of "national security" concerns. The first patent was pretty obvious how to weaponize the technology. But the other two? It took quite some time until I figured out how to weaponize such. Only a sick mind would have thought of that on their own.

It really sucks not being able to talk about things without being considered enemy of the state.
"free speech" - my ass.

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 No.12651 KONTRA

>>12650
> still used
I'm no slavist, but I'd bet my right nut that this name was not used in Ukraine before Christianisation.

 No.12652

>>12651
Haha lost your right nut
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazars
There are other Abrahamic religions!

 No.12761 KONTRA

Hookup culture is fundamentally gay. Tinder was made as a straight version of grinder. Most people are gay now in a sense.
I read this on twitter.

 No.12848

>>12847
In my experience, people who go around touting their BPD diagnosis are usually unbearable assholes who use it as a shield against criticism.
Honestly I fucking hate how mental health diagnosis is used as a shield by a lot of people. “I have a problem, which of course means I shouldn’t even try to do my best. I will just say I have this problem and all complaints are null and void”.

The downside of this is that people who do try and succeed in being normal are never given any credit. Because just know that someone we know has BPD we just never found it out.

 No.12868

>>12848
I heard, this is why psychiatrists in Spb (in contrary to Moscow) don't tell patients their diagnosis without necessity.

 No.13184

You should always surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. Therefore I have come to the conclusion that I'm doing everything right when I regularly get reminded how stupid I am.

 No.13185 KONTRA

>>13184
> I regularly get reminded how stupid I am.

You need other people for that?

:DDDD

 No.21258

>>12761
Well, women put much more effort into upbringing infants than men so they're naturally more selective in their sexual behavior. They only want sex with someone they they can rely on or with rare top gigachads. Men on the opposite usually have no problem with casual sex provided it's achievable for them.
Gay people and tranners share some feminine traits, but their sexual drive follows masculine patterns. So instead of pursuing sexual relationships they have sex with dozens of strangers, who are in their turn also males, so they're also eager about such prospects.
So when conservatives criticize LGBT for sexual promiscuity and spreading AIDS, Monkeypox and so on, they're actually mostly criticizing men (who in straight relationships are limited in their passion by women). Lesbians have the opposite thing, "lesbian bed death", when they live together but don't want to bang each other.

That said, Tinder is built precisely for casual (=gay) sex. Couple of words about yourself, few photos and precise distance to potential sex partner. If you're looking for wife it's unimportant whether she lives in 4 or 5 kilometers from you, you have other priorities, for instance you'd like to know more about her. But if you look for a quick coom, it's the primary priority.

>>13184
Based. Humans are very social animals so you should surround yourself with people who motivate you to become better by their example.



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