No.10563
5 German post = 1 Portugese post
t. Carl Maggs
No.10565 KONTRA
(loose translation) - If you believe in the Virgin, you don't need to run.
No.10589
>>10585Those are some deliciously cursed pictures. Saved for future reference.
No.17189
Look for trees and you will see the forest.
No.17223
It's not worth crying over spilt milk - for it wasn't beer.
No.18306
Say "Yes" once too often and you can never say "No" anymore.
No.18340
Don't eat where you defecate.
No.22070
Stop listening to people. Start talking to people.
No.22144
Even the smallest journey consists of very many steps.
No.22154
>>22152Hey wait now, that is...
sensible advice! Break his legs!
No.22190
Better arm on than arm off
No.22191 KONTRA
>>22190You could have at least
tried No.22198
When you stare into the abyss, you will get dizzy eventually.
No.22214
The fuller your belly, the less you can eat.
No.22285
When you have a headache, drink more beer.
No.22286
The smart man says "I think.".
The wise man says "I know.".
No.22320
A man who listens all day will have earwax tomorrow.
No.22322
Drink water, be fish.
No.22465
The path of least resistance carries the most power.
No.22469
Even a real man can cry when he sits down on his nuts.
No.22486
A sexy woman will not be sexy forever, but a cold beer will stay cold forever.
No.22496
Love passes, hectares endure.
No.22501
The best way to pass time is to wait.
No.22502
>It's all bullshit. All of it.
Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer
No.22506
Blow in a horn and your neighbors will complain.
No.22579
Trying is the first step to failure.
No.22593
Soup ends where stew begins
No.22617
>>22614I wanna know what love is
No.22619
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their proper name ~ Confucius
No.22629
When life gives you lemons, you should wonder why a conceptual cosmic entity would give you citrus fruits.
No.22633
If at first you don't succeed, fuck it.
No.22634
Don't go to bed when you're tired.
Go to bed when it's convenient.
No.22690
Being a child is playing ten games.
Being an adult is playing one game ten times.
No.22691
>>22690>Being a child is playing ten games at once.>Being an adult is playing one game ten times.This sounds better imo
No.22745
If every other car on the road is driving too fast, you're driving too slow.
No.22747
If everyone agrees with your proposal, it might not be worth doing it.
No.22764
A sunset always comes before the sunrise.